What's in the box?

Guess what's in the box and you get to be a moderator for 1 day.

Each user gets 3 tries. The thread will end at 40 replies, not including my own.

If nobody gets it I win.
Pictures are taken in advance, so I can't cheat.

dragon dildo

I think it is this!

paracord
anime
vr headset

It's Hotwheels remains

Fucking nothing.

it's gwyneth paltrow's head. It's always gwyneth paltrow's head.

gopro camera

lAPTOP
PRinter
router

Old Wigs

OP's Cum Sock

A fleshlight

Disappointment.

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onahole

Hotwheels corpse

Speakers

a cofee machine.
a ferret.
a toaster.

Dildo, obviously

a fucking gun, straight up, a pistol.

for you to kill yourself with.

Lain merchandise?

New monitor
Anime
A sweet body pillow

semen that an user sent to you in a little container.

Lol, it's right there

shit, I lost!

dysnomia is best BO

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A gopro

Mein Kampf

Im not pleased with any of this:


the game

Anime pillow

Peanut butter

Anime figurines

wait, what do you win dys?

RIP Fredrick "Hotwheels" Brennan 1994-2016

If he were actually dead, he totally faked it.

my virginity

Dragon Dildo

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Is it a dead midget cripple?

A smaller box

A floppy disk

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Embarrassing snapshots of you at a Christmas party

OP's buttplug

Is that why you didn't get that porn gig as the pizza delivery guy?

Please
Have
Sex

I don't get it, so you're a mod but you never post with your capcode…. why not?

wew

There's a flags option with "Holla Forums Moderator" as an option ya pinhead

Alright guys! Nobody got it…

It was nuggies.

gay

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should've known. nicely done newfag

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you're what you eat

j

and i was just about to post this damnit

How were we suppose to guess that?

Also have you really only been using imageboards for three months?

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