Is it possible to have a Bloons thread on Holla Forums that doesn't become a softcore porn dump and get deleted? Or has it become one of those games that just gets deleted on site no matter the state of the thread?Let's find out.
Is it possible to have a Bloons thread on Holla Forums that doesn't become a softcore porn dump and get deleted...
>>612665024It's not a bloons thread without barely hidden dripping money pussy user
Dropped a while ago (right before boss Bloons), think there's enough new content to be worth getting back into?
>>612665024problem is the game play is too simple to talk about. so the fan content is all there is
>>612665024Ok user, sell me on this game, tell me what's so good about it and the like, as honestly I'm interested due towards monkey girls, but clearly you want to talk more, so give me something to bounce and question off of and let's go from there.
We're ebbing into page 10 user, tell me about the game please. It's got MTX and the like, skins cost a ton of money, looks like hero units do as well, and while you can earn 'monkey money' via different ways, it feels like a slow burn style. Tell me how to make the monkey money user, more less tell me what a new player should be aiming to do as there's like a few hundred maps to select from.
>>612665024Last thread was very comfy tho, we were posting lewds AND talking about the game. Shame about the jannies nuking it so fast, some requests are gone now....
>>612667985You just play the game. The MTX are a scam and you get a shit ton of money from completing maps normally that you can use to buy heroes, skins and etc. I have 200 hours and never onced used MTX and i have every hero and some skins.
>>612668306If taking any, I'd want to see Glue Gunner misfire and get struck in some stretching situation. >>612668372Very descriptive and useful answer user. So I pretty much need to play this game for the next month or two like a phone game to get anywhere is what you're telling me? Or was that 200 hours in the span of a week? The difference does matter.
>>612668672I've only played for 60 hours, I got every hero, skin and have 50,000 buckaroos left over, it's really not hard to earn money if you just play the game on hard maps and hard modes
>>612669621So what I'm more or less getting is that I should be clearing maps on hard difficulty when possible, as I'd then assume the first time clears is where the money's really at yes? If so I think that's a lot more discriptive answer then just 'Play the game'.Also, is it worth fielding units starting off just so that they're getting EXP? As it seems like post-stage, the EXP all but heroes earned seems to carry over, while Heroes always start at lv1 yes?
>>612669830>is it worth fielding units starting off just so that they're getting EXP?for non-heroes, xp is divided to all towers by a percentage of the money you've spent on them. So if you have 20k spent on dart monkeys and 40k spent on farms then they'll split the xp 33%:66%. higher waves give more xp up until freeplay, as you've noted, tanks the gain.
monkey footjobs
Any new heroes since the monk kid?
>>612670881the monkey spic
>love the regular tower defense gameplay>black border a handful of the maps>no interest whatsoever in paragons/bossing/other autismal shitwho else?
>>612670904That's just a normal spic.
>>612671105Chances are myself depending on how bad the bosses get and if I even can team up with my friends or not. I've seen a few people I know playing this on end, didn't think too much about it, but monkey art made me take a second look.
I love td but I'm too brainlet to do well
>>612672038but td is a brainlet genre... maybe youre really smart and should play a smart guy game.
>>612665024What sets this apart from 5?
>>612665024I honestly would prefer if they made a PC/Console version just like they did with BTD5. Beats having to boot up bluestacks. I can't even use my phone that I had bought doublecash mode on (yeah I know it's pointless but C.H.I.M.PS.) is the only difficult gamemode anyway.
>>612671105amen.>highest difficulty content requires specific meta strats for the entire run
>>612672252It's on Steam user...
>>612672252>he started playing before the dimensional merge
>>612672252Like this?store.steampowered.com
>>612672230It has new shit, mainly the champions and maps. Also upgrade paths are somewhat more complex. >>612672347>>612672372>>612672390I didn't know...dear God.
>>612666060we could always argue about tier lists
>>612672601Why Crossbow Master so slow? That shit is cheap and literally god-tier. (dat pierce tho)
>>612672601Link to template?
>>612665024I like monke
>>612672601>ben>not S- tier>Support towers that can't solo anything all in SYou have bad tastes
>>612672601congrats you made me mad
>>612672827in case it wasn't obvious this is specifically for chimps, so all of the income towers are at the bottom for obvious reasons
>>612672949You are forgiven, I don't necessarily agree with your list but it makes more sense now.
>>612673167it's also not my tier list, I stole it from reddit
>>612672601>CHIMPS list>Tack Zone that low
>>612667985Since in this one you can play easy difficulty multiple times on a map and still get all the money, I would do that on a bunch of them. There's a decent amount of intermediate and advanced maps that can be beaten on easy without a bunch of skill. Also, the first monkey knowledge point you should work towards is the one that gives you 10% bonus monkey money>>612671105I beat Bloonarius normal mode once and no other bosses, not super interested in those. I got Buccaneer paragon in a run the day after it came out because I love that tower though, it got me pretty far into freeplay by itself and it was fun. Might never see the engi paragon I have 15k EXP for engineer>>612672949>CHIMPS>TSG and Super Mines in A tier
>>612668672MTX is avoidable as long as you never respec monkey knowledge. It costs monkey money to get all your points back, and then it costs monkey money to invest them all over again, which is fucking unreal amounts of greed.Just hoard your currency for heroes and only buy MK once, you won't even get to use it on the ultimate difficulty so its kinda crutch anyway. Not that they'll tell you this up front.
>>612673562it's for all upgrades 3-5, not just t5
>>612673562I only ever do boss runs when there's sizable amounts of water, because it's pretty natural without minmax farming to get a Buccaneer Paragon by round 80-90ish if you have enough room to max your Trade Empire income.
>>612673694the real big brain play is to make a boat paragon as quickly as you can, then rebuilding all of the boats to double stack the boat income buff. Then sell the boat paragon and rebuild it to get a bigger one.
>>612673562>>612673632This is legit the stuff I was wanting to know about. A game like this chances are has some sort of middle finger if you go in blind without thinking about it, and it sounds like this Monkey Knowledge stuff is it huh? Also looks like the skills in Magic Knowledge so I'll aim for that.
>>612672601did they change the icons, I can barely recognize half of them
>>612674106you get the whole tree unlocked eventually, it's just a time & money sink.
>>612673632I'm pretty sure it don't cost money again to buy a skill you've respced out of
>>612672601
>>612674281give me the tier list for how sexy their voice is
>>612674274Oh, well shit. Research says you're right. I guess be aware that building differently is actually gonna cost you thousands and thousands of dollars after the respec and leave with handfuls of points that you cant afford to use.
>>612674706
>>612674509Adora = Sauda > Ezili > Brickwell > Gwen >>>Harlegwen
>>612674509Gwen > Ezili > Sauda > Adora > Brickell
i am forgotten
>>612674706I love this little nigga like you wouldnt believe
>>612677443>Make a PvP game>Lock most of the content behind excessive grinding
>>612677443the special events are fun and you have everything unlocked. the main game gets boring cause they generally end at round 11 and if they don't, it's a slog till 24-26
>>612674706>still can't consistently fit more than 5 druids inside of a ring of 8 farmssnap-to-edge WHEN
>>612673337The only good thing they got was making Patch a meme and banning it afterwards being too sexy.
>Nothing gets past my bow!>DDT goes on right by
>Ninja Kiwi confirmed that they will never add the Bloonchipper again a while backSo what was it about that tower? Never used it.
>>612681335Was too OP in one way or another, with just two of them with no upgrades could potentially loop by themselves almost all early waves.
>>612665024>pride flag and australia flag are the same raised pricedid they just call australians gay?
>>612682025It's a joke on how Ninja Kiwi is from New Zeland and how they Hate Australia, connect the two together.
>>612682450based
where sas 5??
>>612672038Yeah when the boss bloons came I just couldn’t do it and got flitered. Also I have no clue how anyone is supposed to beat advanced challenges without looking them up
>>612683552>advanced challengesprimary expertise or bloon solver 9/10 times
>>612667985Literally just play the game. Opening the daily chest and doing the daily challenges is a good start.Also most cosmetic items other than hero skins are in the trophy store, which can't be bought with MTX. You need to do weekly events for those. Odyssey is easiest, race is also easy if you watch a tutorial. Boss is harder and needs planning and time.
>>612665024There's bloons porn outside of that one really good set with the zeppelin thing?
What's the current meta to beat as many maps as possible?
>>612684224>Place Obyn>Place Ninja in Obyn range>Upgrade Ninja to 201>Place Alch overlapping Obyn and Ninja >Upgrade Alch to 200>Upgrade Ninja to 401>Upgrade Alch to 400>Place Village with all three towers in range>Upgrade Village to 200>Place Super Monkey in Obyn/Alch/Village range>Upgrade Super Monkey to 302>Upgrade Village to 230>Save up for your choice of endgame tower
>>612684091Just look at the r34 sites or e621 the jannies hate when we post monkeys sexo.
>>612687234I want a fren to do co-op and share cute monkeys with
>>612677065I think you wrote this backwards
>>612684224Ninja and Buff Alchemist start is the best to go with, after that is what you want really.
>>612687234>thread has monke lewds>burns 150 posts in an hour and gets 404'd>thread has no monke lewds>slow as shit, 75 posts in 5 hoursreally wishit didn't have to be this way.
>>612689634Just hope it lives until tomorrow then.
>>612689634most people probably said what they wanted to say in the massive thread from earlier
>>612689634Been playing it since talking. Been rather enjoying it, also it looks like monkey money earned on a stage isn't a one time deal?
>>612668672as long as you keep clearing maps on all difficulties you'll wind up with so much money that you'll be overflowing
>>612672372t. Chris Chan
>>612692707Yeah, clearing stages gives you a big reward for the first time too, retries give you less, try to get the more monkey money in the monkey knowledge when you can.
I missed pretty much everything that happened in the last 10 hours, but since we seem to be giving game tips, here is one:Do not go for 100% achivements, took me 2 years to do because of how grindy some achivements are.
>>612695552Isn't one of those getting a year worth of Daily chests anyways? That or probably races in less than "5 minutes" no idea how is it even done.
>>612695552I've got all of 6 games 100% towards my name, so that's not something I do~! But thanks for the head up on how insane some of those get.>>612693230>>612694064Noted for sure, I'm clipping away at it ATM trying to just unlock all of the tree options for everything I've got thus far, as that seems kinda vital/important....Also not going to lie, I want this skin, but figure it'll be a bit.
>>612695691There is one where you have to open the daily chest 365 times total.The one where you play 365 unique daily challenges. (takes half a year because there are 16 daily challenges per week)And a bunch of one's that just take dozens of hours to do, even when speed ran.
>>612672601docs.google.com
>>612696770Tl;dr?
>>612698290The tier maker image is the tl;dr
I want to hold hands with Ezili!
>>612699336You passed the captcha this time, ezili moment
>>612695856Once you get most Heroes you can get the skins, it's curious how she's the one to have more work put into her due to the true sun Goddess and Vengeful True sun Goddess models with her projectile effects being the most different of the bunch.
>>612677443>Open with Tack > 2-3-0 Blade shooter>Make two 0-3-2 snipers for the r12 purple rush>Use supply drops for extra economy until r18 where I make a MOAB Maim to stall until r22>At r22 instantly send a F-ZOMG that 99% of the time is enough to kill>Hero is usually Ben or ChurchillRate my strat bros
>>612674509The skins give them different voices though, some sound funnier rather than sexy too.
I really really want to fuck Science Gwen
>>612701616Harlegwen better.
>>612703143
>>612703143Nah. Nerdy science girl with round rim glasses always gets me rock hard.