Does Holla Forums like watermelon?

does Holla Forums like watermelon?

is this some filthy frank shit

I lieks it wif muh chikuns

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I do like watermelon, but I'm really, really, really afraid of diabetes (it's hereditary and many of my uncles have it. Also I may be a bit of a hypochondriac) and since watermelon contains a lot of sugar I don't eat it that much.
Some people think sugar is harmless if it comes from vegetables and fruits, but that's wrong.
My dad loves watermelon. Like, you wouldn't believe how much he loves it. He loves watermelon in a cartoony, stereotypical way.
He also loves honeydew, so he basically lives for the summer.
Fried chicken is by definition fried and I avoid fried things, but I like chicken.
What other stereotypes are there?
I don't play basketball. I wouldn't rob a liquor store, I bathe regularly.
I think I'd rob a bank, though. If somehow I had the certainty that no one would get hurt in the process, I'd do it. For some reason I don't think there's anything morally objectionable about robbing a bank, but robbing a store is different.

butthurt nigger detected

I'm not butthurt.

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