Post a reply, the digits at the end of your post determine who your jail waifu (jailfu) is. :)
Also ITT: We discuss the most criminally insane women we've ever met. :) Also we discuss what kind of criminal waifu would be acceptable or maybe even sought after. :)
I personally wouldn't mind a stalker (clingy girls are loyal), or a girl arrested on drug charges (hopefully she's still into that shit cause God knows I wouldn't mind a drug dealer who I can also put my dick in). :) Domestic violence is OK too as long as she doesn't try to fucking murder me. :) Like she can choke me and whip me and grab my nuts but she's gotta actually love me, being possessive and domineering is OK. :) God damn am I lonely and desperate. :) I'll call her mommy and suck on her toes, too. :) If she wants that, anyway. :) Bonus points if she makes pancakes in the morning, or at the very least is down to go to Denny's or some shit. :)
Anyway, what are your guys' criminal/batshit crazy gf fantasies? :\ I know you've gottem. :)
