Post a reply, the digits at the end of your post determine who your jail waifu (jailfu) is. :)
Also ITT: We discuss the most criminally insane women we've ever met. :) Also we discuss what kind of criminal waifu would be acceptable or maybe even sought after. :)
I personally wouldn't mind a stalker (clingy girls are loyal), or a girl arrested on drug charges (hopefully she's still into that shit cause God knows I wouldn't mind a drug dealer who I can also put my dick in). :) Domestic violence is OK too as long as she doesn't try to fucking murder me. :) Like she can choke me and whip me and grab my nuts but she's gotta actually love me, being possessive and domineering is OK. :) God damn am I lonely and desperate. :) I'll call her mommy and suck on her toes, too. :) If she wants that, anyway. :) Bonus points if she makes pancakes in the morning, or at the very least is down to go to Denny's or some shit. :)
Anyway, what are your guys' criminal/batshit crazy gf fantasies? :\ I know you've gottem. :)
Whatever my jailfu does to my dick, it will be somehow related to what she was charged with. :)
Juan Richardson
Tough luck mate
Jacob Cox
kjjjj
Isaiah Phillips
Rolling for Russell to teach me his ways
Dominic Mitchell
roll
Robert Sanchez
roll
Christian Green
gye
Jonathan Barnes
Rollin
Thomas Lopez
Rawwwwlll
Ryan Rogers
Rollan for Snooki. :) Although I never ever get dubs, ever. :)
The craziest bitch Ive had was my ex who I literally fled from, wasnt criminal though. :) No really, really, really good stories either, just an insecure child in a womans body with MAJOR temper issues. :)
Most criminal bitch was some girl in my youth who started hanging with druggies by the age of 12-13. :) No idea what she was up to, seldom met her or even spoke to her. :) Hated her guts. :)
William Edwards
renee get
Kayden Allen
rolling for 89-90
Kayden Howard
roll
Isaiah Myers
Roll
Brody Morales
roll
Kevin Ramirez
roll.
Levi Barnes
roll again
Gabriel Kelly
>>>/4chan/
Wow how fucking creative. I saw this thread 2 days ago.
Josiah Gutierrez
Rolling for a short haired QT
Bentley Clark
HERE WE GO
Adam Flores
k
Logan Hernandez
illegal twerk?
what the fuck is that
Austin Morales
This, roll threads should be valid grounds for permabanning on a high IP range.
Also 3dpd, you're a fucking degenerate if you prefer these abusive, greedy, gold-digging whores over a pure 3d waifu that would never hurt a butterfly. And I guarantee you most of these, especially the ones with dyed hair, are self declared feminists and the charges of threats/domestic abuse/stalking are all on men that unfairly had to be subjected unto these temperamental bitches' tempers. And look how many are money related; proof that all women are shallow materialistic pieces of shit.
Whoever made this needs to die.
Carson Hughes
nice insecurities closeted faggot
Justin Myers
You know you won't get sex defending women who are in jail on the internet, so piss off underage normalfag.
Josiah Evans
Roll
Nathaniel Sanchez
f-f-fuck off normalfag
Brayden Stewart
o o o
Nathaniel Perry
Roll
Nathaniel Jackson
rollerino
Gabriel Davis
Jew!
Angel Ramirez
WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS
Brandon Moore
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Gabriel Lewis
...
Elijah Mitchell
...
Owen Powell
Rolling.
Ayden Bailey
...
Samuel Cook
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Parker Cook
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Lucas Fisher
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Sebastian Martinez
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Xavier Young
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Nicholas Hughes
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Sebastian Torres
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Carter Jackson
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Cameron Robinson
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Ryder Thompson
ew no rerolling
Alexander Price
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Connor Garcia
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Christopher Cook
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Carter Long
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Kayden Bailey
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Connor Lee
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Sebastian Hill
May I ask why you're doing this?
Carter Bell
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Joseph Evans
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Nicholas Cox
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Adrian Davis
...
David Perry
k
Jonathan Nguyen
lesgo
Ethan Hill
Rolling for some sweet, sweet reverse-rape.
Colton Howard
This is not what I wanted.
Robert Kelly
roll
Isaiah Brooks
k well have fun giving my thread free bumps queer :^)
so sorry, unless traps are your thing, in which case if (((she))) still has a dick, you're set man. It'd probably help with the rape.
Jack Torres
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Carson Cook
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Christopher Phillips
Roll
Gavin Stewart
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Jack Diaz
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Tyler Bailey
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Anthony Roberts
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Mason Rodriguez
She has a nice smile user, congrats.
Grayson Hill
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Carter Gray
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Colton Morales
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Daniel Stewart
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Hudson Martinez
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Nicholas Hill
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Thomas Wright
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Josiah Howard
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Adrian Gomez
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Nicholas Rivera
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Jordan Ramirez
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Jaxson Martinez
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Daniel Carter
Re-rollign
Xavier Johnson
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Leo Powell
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Jayden Butler
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Nicholas Collins
sunrize, sunzed
Benjamin Sanders
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Nathan Scott
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Tyler Torres
I only do roll dreadz.
Ask draviz.
Cooper Phillips
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Cameron Ward
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Easton Adams
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Andrew Richardson
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Camden James
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Hunter Moore
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Ryan Anderson
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Bentley Lee
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Caleb Peterson
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Brayden Reyes
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Lucas Collins
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Luis Reed
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Sebastian Myers
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Sebastian Moore
Heed Himler!
Rollign!
Oliver Allen
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Carter Hill
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Leo Cook
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Jaxon Roberts
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Benjamin Fisher
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John Rivera
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Wyatt Allen
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Henry Butler
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Luis Cox
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Henry Bell
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Evan Rogers
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Ian Russell
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Jason Scott
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Aaron Ortiz
I'M WId HER
Hudson Rogers
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Ethan Jones
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Benjamin Wood
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Grayson Robinson
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Luke Garcia
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Kevin Fisher
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Jack Reyes
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Jaxon Long
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Hunter Perez
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Jayden Young
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Nicholas Rivera
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Jason Howard
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Charles Clark
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Nathan Brown
roll
Owen Murphy
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Hudson Watson
id will tage some time user but we will ged dere ebendaully
Nicholas Ortiz
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Hudson Cooper
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Levi Edwards
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Grayson Reyes
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Alexander Hill
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Brayden Allen
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Angel Williams
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Joseph Hughes
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Angel Mitchell
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Jackson Miller
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Julian Fisher
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Alexander Sullivan
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Mason Lee
Now diz iz autizm xD
Isaac Scott
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Aiden Sullivan
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Ayden Watson
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Juan Lopez
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Jonathan Hill
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Levi Phillips
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Luke Baker
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Jack Parker
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Jonathan Sanchez
MY gogg iz MUCH BIGGER dAN YOUrz XXDD XXDD XXDD XXDD XXDD XXDD XXDD XXDD XXDD XXDD
Evan Gray
rollign fo soul reabign
Charles Davis
...
Jaxon Perez
I'm ready xD
Jason Howard
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Carter Price
gibe me de memes
i need de memes
i need all de memes
i need de memes :dd de memes to survibe
Elijah Perry
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Christian Taylor
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Austin Foster
I have wat you wand xD
Gabriel Roberts
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Adam Lopez
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Lincoln Cox
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Joseph Lee
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Camden Nguyen
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Easton Parker
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Jose Anderson
diz muzt be a joge :dd right :-D
Aiden Perez
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Austin Williams
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Adrian Ross
hehe lel muzt bee funnies XXDD
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Kevin Davis
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Nathaniel Lee
I'm done wid women xD
Esbecially wid fugged ub ones xD
gnew one for about ten yearz xD gomplede fuggign psychobadig :dd schizobhrenig :dd borderline slut xD
But as I've been de biggest cugg on diz planed :dd I eben dried to please diz cund :dd nod realizign dat all of diz juzt made her dizresbect for me eben worze xD
Neber resbect any of dem :dd Anonz xD
Or id's over xD
Henry Clark
I'm done wid women xD Esbecially wid fugged ub ones xD gnew one for about ten yearz xD gomplede fuggign psychobadig :dd schizobhrenig :dd borderline slut xD But as I've been de biggest cugg on diz planed :dd I eben dried to please diz cund :dd nod realizign dat all of diz juzt made her dizresbect for me eben worze xD Neber resbect any of dem :dd Anonz xD Or id's over xD
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