Hi, may I take your order?

Hi, may I take your order?

No thanks. I'd rather go to the McDonald's.

Yeah, I'd like a better thread please. Credit card? You got it!

Some people eat cigarette butts, too. We don't judge at Nip Nongs, drive thru please and have a nice day!


Your card expired almost a decade ago, but we live to serve at Chinky's. Please visit our affilate Reddit. Have a nice day!

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Can I get the succy-suck for 5 dorrah?

I'm sorry user, Laquisha who normally serves your carefully disguised drug order was fired for working too hard. May I interest you in a wasabi needle?


Would you like to upgrade your order to the anal size?

Yeah, lemme get the Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger, to go.

Two of your special Seaman-Salted Battered Fish, and a large serving of chips, thanks.

Please come again

There's no need to shout, user. I'm doing the best I can. Please repeat your order louder please.

Are you hiring? And is there a drug test? I need weekends and most evenings off.

no

Sweet berry wine, and all your sauces in a little baggy please.

I was expecting it to be like an 11 year old kid or something. What a foreveralone faggot.

I resent that you call us 11 year olds faggots

i think he's saying the dude in the video clip. but I thought he was just directing that at me at first too. But even then, i don't think anyone should demean comedy as childish, when the nature of comedy itself has a childlike spirit to it.

Yes, I'd like a young 8/10 female asian in a modest French maid costume with shibari underneath, spider gag and a pair of metal handcuffs.

Rolled 1, 1, 1, 3 + 11 = 17 (4d3)
One reason to live with a large cola, please.

I'm sorry we don't have reasons to live,, would you like a super-sized hedonistic distraction, it's got cheese and bacon?

I'll take a large meme with OC on the side.

No cancer please.

I want the general Tso chicken and broccoli and beef with fried brown rice.
Don't forget my egg roll ,rice nigger!

u guys do chikun?

DON'T IGNORE ME YOU RANCID SWINE

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives one with cheese and a large soda.

diet soda sir?

i want a number 4 with extra cheese

I thought a number 4 was 2 midgets sown together…

We're, like, experiencing technical difficulties or something. Drive through please.

No but

I would like a #2 on my chest please

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"excuse me does your bathroom have a glory hole?"

Hi I'm Glory. How may I assist you today?

Uhm, I was just here and received this. This is unacceptable food for my girlfriend's kid. I would like to speak to a manager please

close enough, i'll take one of everything

It was fresh this morning sir

It's still fresh! This breast is so undercooked librechan claims it killed your kitchen when it left.

I'll have the spicy crab meat roll, the spicy salmon roll, and the spicy tuna roll.
I like it spicy :^)

Certainly sir. Please have a complimentary drink.

I'm afraid all we have at the moment is fish asshole & hot sauce. I hope you enjoy eating it as much as I enjoyed serving it to you.

Perhaps I can interest you in one of our fine sammiches

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That would satiate my hunger quite adequately, fine sir. Can you point me to the condiment bar?

Perhaps a cheese platter may be to your liking sir?

15% off when you mention allahu ackbar

We also have a range of sauces to complement your meal.

why would anyone do this. how could you waste american cheese, she should have used provolone

Manager's Special

Teriyaki beef curtians with a side of Nip

Need a little extra spice?

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I get to lick the spoon!

Sir you seem a candidate for our secret special noodle pizza.

Chocolate sundae little girl?

It may or may not contain nuts

MMMMMmmmMM

Has anyone tried this?

I think you have a bit on your face…

May I interest you in the sausage?

We have vegetarian options available upon request

ew

no, that noodle pizza. it looks kinda good

We are airing them for tomorrows menu

The secret ingredient is the noodles

What the fuck did I just find in my grass?

Thx user-kun

Excuse me but exactly HOW insane is your tuna?

Glad you asked. All our tuna is guaranteed to be pleased with the recent trend of movie reboots and carry associate degrees in gender studies.

Would you care for a small sample?

Naw, that's too insane, I'll just take some Spring Rolls.

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I tell ya… OP's customer service is garbage.

Who had the coffee?

I'll take a cuppa joe luv, maybe a taste of dat shake u got?

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Sure thing, sugar. Have a taste of America to wash that disgusting bongnigger talk out of your mouth. Saving room for dessert?

do you want a bite of my chocolate bar?

No thanks, we're full.

me 2

me 2

I'll take a grilled cheese

I heard the buffalo wings were good. It's a bit strange cos I didn't think buffalo had wings.

I think I will try the buffalo wings please.