What would you rather Holla Forums?

Exhibit A or Exhibit B?

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can both talk and interact with you?

if so A has hands, so would be more helpful at making shit also tits

I'd rather Xzibit

Clearly A.
Handjob, titjob, a blowjob and you can cum in her gills.
B would be useless because it can't even make shelter and you would have to put it in water as well.

B's body with A's feet.

A
Can talk to or nag me
Can help bring food from the sea
Can stroke and suck me
Can finally know what fish pussy feels like

B
Makes stupid noises
Has no arms
Can only piss and shit everywhere
Can finally know what human pussy feels like

Ill pick A

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Okay guys, but what about if it was a centaur / reverse centaur?

no

wouldn't that just be Sarah Jessica Parker?

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Is the reverse centaur a Tikbalang?

A centaur has all four horselegs, and the front 2 human limbs

A reverse centaur would have all 4 human limbs and the front 2 horse legs

Like this

What does the female centaur look like from the waist up?

A, because romance.

my one has tiddies

Oh wait, the question seemed confusing, it seemed like it was refering to the that half ox Minotaur, only it's upper body below the head is man. So, would you have sex with a Minotaur if it was just was a human with an ox cheast rather then, other way around with big fat titties, or masculine aesthetics?

She will still have a fishy asshole to fuck

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Isn't this from berserk?

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delet this

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delet this??

A. Can give me a handjob,a blowjob and I can titty fuck her.
I'm going with A.

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True but I bet mermaids would have a pussy like a dolphin pussy.
I'd trade a fish blow job for dolphin pussy

A because fishpussy

Isn't it obvious? B so you can get her preggers with qt3.14 monster loli.

This thread is my Jam!

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Post'em if you get'em!

only if you call her Fishy-chan

I have more dolphin porn than any one person should reasonably have.

tfw no dolphin gf

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I don't feel like dumping 200mb of dolphin porn 5 images at a time, so have this.

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A. It's no contest. Literally the only thing B has going for her is a human pussy. Do I (an Holla Forums user) look like someone who spends my life chasing human pussy?

B can't talk, can't breath air and can't think (much), can't use tools, and probably can't even swim very well. It's a useless creature.

the top half can give blowjobs and I'm aready generally disgusted by pussy anyway

I'll never understand why people might think a mermaid wouldn't have human genitals or even any genitals, the majority of their bodies are already human

Option b, as she has to have feet or i can't get it up.

wat

If a foot fetish is unknown or weird to you, you may be in the wrong place. That's practically normie tier.

What's it like being defective?

fishporn?

I…

tfw bowie understood

Wait… wat

Option A still is good to go to perform oral sex