CGI spiderman movie in theaters with Miles
AYO YOU BE SAYIN
When are the Japanese going to pull the plug on this shitty company? Who would think this could possibly make money other than a Holla Forumsck gobbler?
it's a sad world when even spiderman 3 is gonna be considered a good movie
NOW HOL UP
I bet they'll make his girlfriend a white girl.
Isn't Spidernigger a faggot?
how about miles hooks up with both gwen stacy and mary jane while peter parker stands with his hands in his pockets and cries, then peter turns himself into a woman with science and miles hooks up with him too
Already happened. Well, actually, it was a female clone of Peter Parker, and "she" gave Miles the web shooters or the costume, I can't remember which.
And nobody will see it.
Among the fans of what?
Cuckold porn. Didn't the sales of Ultimate Spider-Man tank when Miles was introduced?
and of course racists will find a problem with the first black superhero ever -.-
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YO KNOW MILES, WIT GREAT POWA COMES GREAT MONEY
Don't know if satire
IIRC this nigger is supposed to be boriqua, but I've never seen him speak spanish or reference his culture. They literally just painted over Peter and changed his name.
They raised initially, then tanked almost immediately after, they then had to reboot the character in a manner with time jumping the entire ultimate universe, still did jack shit. They then brought 616 Peter in to get beaten by him, then talk about how cool his powers were trying to get Peter fans on board, still nothing. After that they brought Ultimate Peter back to life to also give Miles his blessing, then fuckoff into the sunset with MJ(which could have been alright in my book if they didn't elude to him just dying again in that big merging event). Finally, another reboot happened as they brought him into the new merged Marvel Universe(I don't even know what it's called) where they tried to make him the official Spider-man… nada.
All this to try and desperately save the little Mary Sue nobody likes and is now somehow getting a movie I'm sure will flop.
It's embarrassing to try this hard for an OC fictional character. It almost reminds me of Chris chan.
Painted over Peter, took out all the interesting aspects of his life, and made him popular among the other heroes because diversity.
How many people are going to take one look at this and say to themselves "Why is Peter Parker a nigger?"
Do you mean Marvel or Sony Pictures?
Tons considering that's exactly what happened with the new movie and the diverse cast replacing Harry and MJ. The top comments for days were unhappy with the casting.
If they wanted to do a different Spiderman Miguel O'hara would be good. I want Spiderman 2099.
How about keeping capes white? Nobody wants a spic anymore than they want a nigger.
If we were going off second most popular spider-man recently, or even one of the most interesting spider-men, they would have gone with Kaine. The only reason they went with Miles is due to the producers at Sony being a bunch of koolaid drinkers.
That's a funny way to spell kike.
Or kikes. I don't know who is running the movie branch of Sony at the moment. Either their name ends with Stein or they are a good little programmed goy.
The guy in charge is a kike, and Amy Pascal is the vile Hebrew whore of Jerusalem that pushed through Cuntbusters, the new Barbie travesty and is on record wanting to push more diversity into movies.
She's also the dumb bitch that bought rights to a fucking fanfic.
Then why did Marvel cancel his book? The whole Ultimate universe was ended, he was shuffled to 616 in a way that made as much sense as any of their writing decisions for the last decade.
I should have saved my post from the last time he came up, but Miles is an extremely poorly written, boring, poorly thought-out character. He has absolutely no personality. If not for the fact that the guy writing him is such a massive genuine cuckold, people would be accusing him of portraying an old timey "spook".
Miles has the same problems as Rey, everything is handed to him, nothing feels earned, everything goes his way, he beats up the real Spider-Man when they meet, he has two extra powers that make every single fight he has end the same way (he remembers he can be invisible, and then he uses his "venom sting" and electrocutes the opponent unconscious.)
He's 13, and to distance him from Peter he doesn't really do the quip thing, so his entire "personality" boils down to being surprised or impressed by things and going "wow".
That would require intelligence, wit and ability to multitask, none of which the negroid race posses.
Sony is crashing their franchise with no survivors!!!
haha no
The hilarious thing is that somehow extended into reality. Other spider-men comics have sold much better than his. There are more interesting stories and characters out there, yet his character gets chosen for the movie because "muh perfect black snowflake".
Sony couldn't have picked a worse time to make a nigger spider-man cartoon either, they might have gotten the diversity bucks if they pulled it off last year, but whites are getting sick of niggers. Just look at Chicago, BLM, Trump, the era of social justice and anti-white attitudes is coming to an end.
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>first black superhero ever -.-
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Unfortunately someone already used the laugh even harder webm in another thread.
May or Miguel could easily carry a movie on their own (Miguel in particular has an inherit goal in his origin, fuck Alchemax, that makes a movie plot piss easy). Nobody gives a shit about Miles.
You would not want Sony or Marvel to ever be allowed to create a May movie.
True they'd ruin her up pretty badly.
On the other hand, we'd get lots of new porn of her, and in the end isn't that really what's important?
They'd make her into an outspoken nigger sow. If that's your thing you can go back to Holla Forums.
Nah, the Force Awakens has tons of porn and I can't stand any of it due to the source material.
SPIDERMAN MORE LIKE SPIDERMUTT AM I RIGHT?
I don't want porn of feminist icons.
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I thought the nips were taking back control of Sony Pictures, at the moment, and that (((Lynton))) is gonna step down for one of theirs?
Yeah, they did clean house, but all the shit the kikes put into motion is not easy to put a stop to.
Why live? ;_;
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This is now the era of great upset. Not even Trump could put a stop to it, if he tried. People are just gonna trump all offensive changes until a new era of "liberation" dawns.
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I'm okay with this if Peter's the mentor a la Tron Uprising.
Sony. How much more money can they shovel into a fire?
As many of the Chosen People as Jews pretend got put in ovens during the Holohoax.
Nah. They'll black it, from the start. After all, niggers did invent superheroes, like they invented the moon landing.
It would have been better without their bastardized version of Venom.
Their version of venom wasn't technically all that bad, he just looked like shit and wasn't the main villain.
Make your dreams reality user! Learn to draw and make your own cartoons.
The people who virtue signal and put progressive messages into films are rich and were born that way. They hate money and don't care how much they lose, they have no concept of it's worth. Their "friends" telling them how progressive their work is is more than reward enough.
So as long as someone like Pascal can pull the strings, they'll keep making garbage decisions.
Sam Raimi didn't want Venom and was forced to use Venom by Avi Arad.
Which was why he looked like shit and wasn't the main villain.
that explains a ton.
Wasn't that the same kike that "helped" Hideo Kojima with what would be the very last addition to his flagship franchise known as the Metal Gear series? Jews don't seem to fear the samurai. They might need to be gassed.
Venom at least looked cool. The cgi holds up well
This movie will never see the light of day. Keep your fingers crossed.
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Well, the problem is they should have stuck with Sandman or just one villain all together. Venom being included just seems like an after thought or they thought they couldn't get a forth movie to do it.
It'd probably be gwenpool at this point. Or they could be dicks and just make Squirrel Girl movie starring Amy Schumer to portray that new Squirrel Girl in the comics.
I'm surprised they didn't go with gwen since female empowerment is all the rage now trumping race.
Spidergwen makes my dick hard too
Ebin quote fellow memer!
This is not the 90s anymore. It's all about the women.
COME ON IT'S CURRENT YEAR
Nigger you are retarded
Has anyone here ever heard anyone say Miles Morales was their favorite, unironically? Has anyone ever even met someone who said they simply prefer Miles over Peter Parker? I'm seriously asking.
May is shit anyway.
No one likes him though.
No, but then again I'm not often in the company of nu-males.
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