Things you hate

halfchan moderators are the biggest fucking ducks in my life.

I tell the PORN WEBM FAGGOTS to go to GIF beecause its a fucking whole board dedicated to porn webms WITH SOUND ENABLED.

and INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR FUCKING JOB AND MOVING UNNECCESARY THREADS, they fucking ban ME for SPAMMING???? FUCK YOU GOOK MOOT.

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I hate those fucking animals in detroit and all those shitholes, the fact that they breathe and walk on this plane is sickening and they riot for stupid reasons like a nigger getting killed. freddie grey ? more like freddie gay. jesus fucking christ, calm down, it's just a nigger,


and they are going kill more, so what ?
black lives don't matter.

I also hate lamborghini drivers. Not beecause I'm jealous or any shit like that. But beecause they have the money to buy any car they want, yet they but a shitty cliche fucking lamborghini. Seriously, you're just a fucking poser and we can all see it.

I also hate those fucking "let's players" annoying let's players. Like, for example, there's that new game that came out and you want to see some gameplay. So you type in "blabla gameplay" and then you cant find anything without commentary. So you click on the video and there's that fucking obnoxious dumb fuck let's player that just does a lot of jump cuts and has a large face cam and keeps shouting and talking really loud, giving out obvious fucking facts, like. okay right now im walking ! walk walk ooo walk walk *sings something* HAHAHAHJAH wooooooo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA like, what the fuck. i just want to see some gameplay. That's why i hate let's players. I like watching non commentary gameplay videos from time to time, like, it's beest when you play horror games, face cam ruins the effect.

I don't even watch let's plays/gayplays so don't call me a pleb.

homophobees. I'm not gay or anything but why the fuck do they care about them so much ? this world has worse problems, do this world a favor and hang yourself

I also hate deer hunters. god fucking damn i hate them so fucking much. SERIOUSLY. if you type "deer" into google graphics I beeT MY BALLS ATLEAST 3/20 pictures are pictures of deer beeing skinned alive, having their heads cut off or getting shot. I like deer, i mean, it's a cool animal in my opinion. but it just pisses me off, OHH and don't even get me started about "hunting families" what the fuck, it's just hunting why the fuck are you obsessing so much about it like it's your fucking family tradition ? you're a bunch of fucking psychopaths that like seeing inferior creatures suffer, make excuses, i don't care.

I hate people acting stupid at the church ( why the fuck did you come there in the first place )
like, seriously, they do stupid stuff and show off to their fucking friends. I'm not even christian, but sometimes my mother makes me go there or something, but i act normal, not like those fucking shitheads with raisins for brains, it's not even fucking funny.

people that "Tune" classic cars. You're just ruining them. And those low riders looks like shit. Hot Rodding died and you should just accept it.

Normalfags. I think everyone can agree. Everything about them is just horrible. I don't think of them as thinking human beeings, they are animals, fucking animals.

people that overuse cancer and bleach jokes ( oh and also autism jokes ) need i explain ?

feminazis. Just fucking rub on your titties


hell fucking yeah i said that, rub on your titties or go back to kitchen, choose one. what the fuck is even your problem, god. you already have a fuckton of rights. Don't get me wrong, i'm all about equality but those fucktwats think women are somehow beetter. both are fucking equal

Little babies. To me, just like normalfags, they aren't even concious. Why would a mother miss such child if it died. pregnacy is fucking disgusting, but I guess someone has to "do the job" so we don't die out or some shit

bad parents. holy shit. In my opinion every parent should take a test, just like a driving license, you know, a parenting license. beecause you can fuck up your kid's entire life so fucking easily, there should bee a license allowed in my opinion

celebrites. you were all just fucking lucky, you have no fucking talent.

Stupid people. Just looking at them makes me wish eugenics were appreciated

thugs, jocks, alphas, women. Oh yeah, women are fucking flawed, they can't think for themselves, they choose the stupid people to mate with. Elliot Rodgers said some clever stuff about them. That they shouldn't bee allowed to choose who to mate with. all of those fucking stupid girls… they just want to use men for money, they are monsters, they are the scum of this earth.

zombiefags. Gosh, get a life you fucking geeks

Faggout fans. I like to listen to old music on youtubee you know, but like, since faggout 4 came out, on MOST comment sections to old songs you will see shit like "WOW THIS WOULD FIT IN FAGGOUT"

"weW i CANT Wait For A nuclEAR A POICALYEPSE SO I CAN LISTEN TO THIS MUSICE :))"

"hehe edgyyyyyyy fallouiuuutifut who came CUZ FAGGOUT!!!!"

get off the fucking internet!!!!

People do shit like this on Holla Forums:


( btw, YOU'RE*) WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE MAKE THAT FUCKING MISTAKE. IT'S "YOU'RE" NOT "YOUR" YOU PIECE OF PUNKASS LITTLE DUSTY SHIT OF A RAT.
IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD? CAN'T YOU RUN A FUCKING GRAMMAR CHECK beeFORE YOU EVEN FUCKING POST ?

NORMIE SOUNDS AS GOOD AS NORMALFAG.

Okay ? Okay.

I also hate those fucking teenagers that keep talking about books. They most likely just read one romance book and they just go in-your-ugly-face about it to everyone.


wow, jesus, why don't you fuckking stop fuCKING BREATHING YOU FUCKING BITCH I HOPE YOU GET FUCKING HANGED beeCAUSE LITERALLY NOBODY GIVES A FUCKING SHIT WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR FUCKING FREE TIME I HOPE YOU GET RUN DOWN BY 50 MOTHERFUCKING TRUCKS, I REALLY WANT TO CUT OFF YOUR FUCKING HEAD, IMPLAE IT AND FUCKING GRILL IT TILL IT'S NICE, THEN GET SOME SALT, salty salty salt salt AND FUCKING EAT IT LIKE I WOULD EAT A BIRTHDAY FUCKING CAKE.

I also don't get people that make birthday parties at places like mcdonalds. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I think those people are fucking retarded, not only mcdonalds are fucking crowdy as fuck, there are so many shitbags around the fucking place, and it's fucking loud as fuck. I can only imagine how cringe-worthy it would bee to hear those fucks sing happy birthday.

I would prefer a nice pizzeria or something. I also hate THE FUCKING SHITTERS THAT RATE MOVIES


NEVER 4,5,6,7,8,9,2,3, OR STUFF LIKE THAT. THEY NEVER EVEN EXPLAIN WHY DID THEY RATED IT SO MOTHERFUCKING LOW. THEY ONLY SPEW SHIT LIIKE.


SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then people have to give 10/10 to make the ratings seem fair. Well, i'm talking about sites like imbd or whatever the fuck the name of the website was, i cannot even remembeer it. imdbm imdbimd iimbdimd dibimd wow what a stupid fucking name anyway.

I agree on what you said, OP, i'd also like to add that i really despise those shitters that go around Holla Forums saying shit like

Next time it happens give them this link: archive.is/iK7Ua

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deers are shit dood

THEN WHERE THE FUCK DO WE GO ?

16CHAN what the fuck is that shithole, it's so small and shitty, and so fucking slow why don't you fucking go there yourself fucking asshole ?

4duck HAHAHAHA PLEASE.

and then comes all the fucking shit-tier chans,

2chan
3chan 456chan who THE FUCK CARES. LET'S JSUT HAVE ONE FUCKING CHAN.

wizchan is differnet though, wizchan is cool, but yeah its pretty slow i really like wizchan though.

i hate those fucking dumb rappers, too, fucking niggers rapping about getting rich or some fucking shit, who even listens to that fucking music ? RAP IS SHIT. It wasn't always shit, but seriously, what's the fucking point nowadays ? who the fuck listens to rap ?

WIGGAS AND FUCKING "NIGGAS"

they have no fucking taste at all, they listen to shit that's on the radio. I

I FUCKING HATE RADIO HOSTS. THEY ARE SO FUCKING IGNORANT AND THEY TRY TO LIE TO FUCKING EVERYONE. I beeT THEY DONT EVEN ENJOY THE MUSIC THAT THE RADIO PUTS ON. THE MUSIC IS FUCKING RATS ASS,

THIS ONLY PROVES MY POINT THAT TEENAGERS ARE FUCKING STUPID.

YEAH, even those with "good grades"

idiots with good grades ( grades =/= inteligence ) even a complete idiot can memorize some math stuff if he studies one page for 6 hours. those idiots have no life.

I Also hate misleading fucking titles. Like, you want to watch a fucking documentary, alright ? let's say, you want to watch a documentary about pink flowers that turn into trees or what the fuck ever, so you browse documentaries and there's one that's pretty cool, english title and all, so you click it, why the fuck not, and it's fucking spanish. UHGHHH I ALSO HATE THAT IN PORN

By the way, why the fuck porn titles are so fucking stupid ? Seriously, just go to any free porn site and the titles are like


what the fuck is wrong with the fucking titles ? who the fuck even writes them ? porn industry is serious fucking business and yet they even fuck up the titles. goddamn.

Also, when there's some porn with a plot, yeah ? I really like porn with plot, it's way beetter, and like, characters talk about some shit and all, then OUT OF NOWHERE it switches to porn. WHAT THE FUCK. They were like "ohh so you want to fuck me, dont you ?" *switch to porn scene* what the fuck, you ruined the entire point of the entire fucking conversation that took fucking place

Thanks by the way, i'm saving that link for later use

I hate it when underage newfags suncle in and shitpost here beecause they heard this is the backup imageboard for if they get banned and they're too fucking idiotic to ban evade. They really should just kill themselves for beeing wastes of space that no one gives a shit about, and posting immediatly in a new site instead of lurking first to understand what the users deem cancerous and what they don't.

i hate it when pretentiousfaggots can’t handle underage faggots.

exactly, i even saw some fucking normie scum asking for relationship advice on r9k. I even saw a guy said that he wants to get laid ON FUCKING WIZCHAN.

I say: lurk more

What the fuck am I reading? Are you 8 years old? This shit has to take the cake for the most cringeworthy posts on 8/b/ in a very long time. I'm capping this. The reddit syntax, the caps lock, everything about this is terrible. Never visit this site again.


I hate it when fucking idiots use "pretentious" beecause it's the only intellectual sounding insult they know and they saw someone use it on reddit once and get upvotes.

should have a sticky called "welcome from 4chan" on how to ban evade tbh. the spammers here mostly use tor, and couldn't bee worse than a ymca facebook banana vid.

Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.
OK, right, let’s, first off, uhh you’re seventeen so you’re not even old enough to play the game, you’re from Scotland not Nigeria and you annoy people and put them on YouTubee ‘cos you’re a cunt, which I totally agree with. So why don’t you crawl back up your mum’s fanny and die?
Right, I’ll tell you what, you fat little cunt, you’re borin’ you don’t sound Nigerian at all so go fuck yourself… GO AND CRAWL IN A DIRTY DANK LITTLE HOLE WHERE YOU FUCKING COME FROM, YOU DIRTY DRAGON EATIN’ LITTLE FUCKING SPASTIC.
Right, OK, the ‘dragon’ comment was probably a little bit fucking over-the-top, but at the end of the day you’re fucking borin’. Every single person who watches your videos are fucking stoopid. They’re fucking ignorant little cunts. And you’re just a fucking retard.

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What would you rather have me use faggot? Snobbish, conceited, hollow. It’s not my fucking problem that you have a nigger vocabulary. You don’t no other word than stuck-up or nigger slang. Read a book nigger.

Either someone is posting kiddie porn with my IP, or the mods are just fags.

Either way, kind of glad, really should have come over here sooner. Look at the halfchan Holla Forums catalog at anytime, guaranteed 90% of it is furshit, porn, hentai, and general shitpost threads.

I know the feels bro i posted a picture of a clothed model, no porn, nothing suggestive, yet i was banned. real shitlords.

You were banned simply beecause you are so fucking UGLY!!! No… calling you ugly isn't fair on ugly people… you are grotesque!!'

OP…
Sex, have it.
Weight, lose it.
Height, gain it.
Sunlight, seek it.
Shower, take it.
The weights, hit them.
A clue, get it.

"I really fucking hate normies. I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked. I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right her in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You. Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction. Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones. Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat chicks that think personality is enough. Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the beelief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your "roasting". And most of all, fuck whatever you beelieve. It's all shit. Fuck it. Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable. I don't give a fuck. Shut the fuck up about it."

Even looking for this copypasta, I had to get it off a reddit thread named "what's your favorite 4chan quote?"

Eat shit, normies.

I fucking hate how cell phone culture ruined the fucking internet.

FB tier shitposts everywhere.

And fucking top-bar menus that follow your scroll??? A la youtube and facebook? If I see one more god-damned hamberger icon, fucking kill me.

It's over man. Casuals have infected all the technology I used to love. First person shooters, RPGs, and the whole internet. GONE. Its all over.

Also, CARS ruined the world. You realize if there werent all these driveways, parkinglots, and multilane superhighways dividing the city, everything would be closer together and you wouldn't need cars in the fucking first place. But casuals need to be sedentary ALL THE FUCKING TIME DON'T THEY??? Lets put a camera in the trunk so I don't even have to move my fucking neck when I drive. Fuck cellphones, and fuck car culture too.

And fuck money. Havent we evolved past needing a monetary system yet? I feel like its just in place to keep niggers working. We can do all the same shit we're doing without money. Not trade and barter, but just have everything done for free. Give and take whatever you want. But no, niggers gonna nig and jews gonna jew. Fucking hell, fuck this fucking stupid world. Putting themselves in their OWN fucking way. We could be colonizing space if we didn't kill others to take and sell the shit in the ground. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck why is everybody around me so god-damned stupid???

I hate christian people.

I hate them with every fiber in my being. I hate them more than anything else in this world. I have more hate for them than anyone who has hate for something and I assume the rest of non-christian brethren would sympathize with me.

Why do I hate them

-They're closed-minded

-They care about victimless "sins".

-They believe in a god that controls your existence after you die.

-They pretend to have facts and only believe bullshit bible propaganda about what god is like despite the fact that there are tons of other scriptures claiming otherwise.

-They influence the mass media and our culture by scaring people into believeing they're going to hell for eternity if they don't follow christianity.

-They verbally harass and condemn anyone who isn't christian.

-They use ambiguous bible quotes as sources.

-They fail to realize christianity is conuncleing them through fear of death.

I would also like to make clear that everyone who thinks jesus is the only way to a good afterlife is either a god-fearer or an idiot who uses the logic "well if it happens to be right ill go to heaven". And I'm sure none of you non-christians associate with anyone who is christian. Thanks for understanding where I'm coming from.

Christians are usually really nice people dude

I very much agree. This is beyond annoying.
It also happens when I search for "walkthroughs."
Let's players have even appropriated that term.

I think you would have had a point 10 years ago.
While many of the points you named are still valid, Christians have little to no influence over the mass media anymore.
Leftist Social Justice advocates are the ones that do the censoring in their place now.
Also, all the Christians I know (personally) are pretty cool and don't seem to care about my lack of belief.

You know, there are some words I hate, and stop reading INSTANTLY when I come across them in a post. I can't remember all of them cause I refuse to memorize the list of shit-words, but they just trigger a neuron in my finger to scroll past posts containing shit like

and depending on the context

is another fad catchphrase that refuses to die around my area

when I hear that shit, the speaker loses all credibility and I turn off my attention to anything they have to say.


There is one christian girl in my college class. Nothing but smiles. Smiling all the time! Never even mentions her religion. She doesn't even insult people. She's super cool to EVERYONE. Even annoying people. I am almost afraid of talking to her because I wouldn't know wether I'm boring her or not, cause she treats everyone so God damn nice and EQUAL. It's sweet and horrifying at the same time. But mostly sweet.