Hi guys how would i go about fucking my cat she is so hot

It's 2016 and you still never have fucked a cat.

Fucking loser.

how do i go about doing it got any tips

trips

Grab any cat from the street.
Stick your tiny dick in his ass/her puss puss
Keep fucking it until you ejaculate.
Kill yourself.

keked

Mayim Bialik ass

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WHOSE IS LEAVING RUDE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO I WANNA FUCK CAT

I am. Post a vid of you fucking your cat or I will leave very mean comments on your channel, weirdo.

i lol'd

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i think /zoo/ has a thread on this, unless you have a micropenis or a giant cat I think you're out of luck.

really, really, really didn't expect an even remotely serious response from anyone.

I mean he could easily fuck a tiger. If the tiger is willing, then he could easily manage it. I'm not sure how one goes about romancing a tiger though.

he could also let a dolphin rape him silly.

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