Should I Masturbate?

I'm really excited right now and I have the overwhelming desire to fap but recently I've been fearing that God is real and will send me to hell if I keep fapping. What do Holla Forums?

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Yes,you should.Goi sn't real, he is just an invention so people doesn't kill themselves and so we can have a functional society.
I have a better story.

fug it :DDDDDD

god isn't real

but fapping weakens you in the long run, you don't go after what you really want, your testosterone leaves, your motivation leaves

So what? Life is pointless and trivial.
Either if you like strong but short lived pleasures or weak but long lived pleasures is irrelevant.
But yeah, if you have ambitions don't masturbate as often.

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God is real but he doesn't care if you masturbate.
Keep on fappin user.

Thanks guys. I think I'll still cut back on masturbating though. Been on a nofap streak for a few days and suddenly I've been productive.

Time to release the beast…

YOOO WIIIILL BAAAHHHNNN IN FOOORREVAHHH TOOOOOOOOOMMMENT

I feel so annoyed, I was going to try and not fap this week and ended up fapping last night.

Bro… Your a Human being. God created you with the urge to smack ya' willy because yerr meant too

I waited for two whole weeks… then my 12-yo neice sat on my lap, and…

Yeah but I was saving it for my gf this weekend. It's harder cumming when you fap earlier in the week.

Ejaculating regularly is correlated with much lower risk of prostate cancer. Do it for medicine!

>>>/halfchan/

you try hard pussies

Here is a simple solution, simply fap and orgasm then hold the cum in

goes back into your system and gives you all the beenefits and you still get to enjoy the fun of jacking off

FUCK ME PLZ
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just beecause "god" created your penis so you could impregnate women (not fap) does not mean you should fap. There are many reasons one could not want to fap and reasons why one should not fap, such as if you're fucking cousins are visiting. Yes, I am looking at you,

Are you a retard? That can have serious health repercussions, it's called a retrograde ejaculation when there's a blockage in your urethra and it goes into your bladder causing infection

It beeing your sperm

Go masturbate to Falbala

I've beeen trying but it's pretty hard. I at least have beeen going a good amount of days without both. although I'm starting to look at a tiny bit of porn on the chans when I know I should stop completely. I need to never come to chans beecause porn is too much of an inevitability on them.

God watches you fap… and she thinks you're good at it.

you have already masturbated, just apologize afterwards and ur good to go the only thing god will not forgive you for is murder

Murdering potential babies, you faggot

Do it with Obeelix.

Obëlix

I can guarantee that my bowels reek worse than your bowels

My dad's bowels reeks worse than your dad's bowels, faggot

Masturbate but don't do it to Anime that's just lame.