Reservations are moot

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No mints.

it's 2016 man, we use chocolates…

bring him a small complimentary basket of candy. Have some M&Ms or whatever else in there, and then a notecard that says "Bring back snacks!"

you call him a duckolded SJW sell out cunt.
leave cancerous memes everywhere and tell him this is his mournful legacy.
and as you leave call him a cunt. Nothing else.

duck*

order room service of 100 pizzas for him

plus 100 liters of the best wine in the hotel

have this framed and hang it in his room

If it's room service, and they deny the charges, hotel has to cover costs, glad you thought this one through.

2 adults? Let us know who he's seen with.

Moot was apparently a faggot
rolling for room service just in case I get dubs

Shit in his pillow. Hide the turd. Fill room with air freshener so he realizes that he is sleeping on a turd far too late.

Make his stay enjoyable and as he leaves, call him a duck

Leave this printed image at his room door:
i.imgur.com/EGZuFiO.jpg

Be nice, just do your job. While you are explaining where his room is, or some other thing you have to tell your customers, casually say "Pooles closed due to AIDS" and carry on with the routine.

As Roman Poster, print as many Guy Fawkes masks as you can on paper. Place it across his room. The masks themselves cost money, so make it paper. If you want, write something on it.

It will make keks.

Punch him twice in the face and yell "Dubs mother fucker!!!"

Then throw a hotpocket at him. While he is staring at you in confusion fuck his girl chanting "Mootduck Mootduck!"

Bonus points if you do it in a Moot mask extra bonus points if you do it in a hotwheels mask

The finale (if you have the balls) is to brand him on the forehead with the Holla Forums logo.

nice dubs

duck
U
C
K

Chris Poole isn't his real name.

Play this on loop in his room

Cook a bunch of hotpockets and hide them in his room
Some in his sheets
Maybe behind the TV stand
One stuffed down in the chair
Hot pockets and crumbs everywhere

No it's Moot Pond

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Openly browse Holla Forums while he's there, but act as though you have no idea who he is.

And by that I mean, act like you've never even heard of moot before.

As a matter of fact, if the conversation should come up, and he asks why you are on Holla Forums and not, say, 4chan, act like you don't even know what 4chan is. Say your friends told you about Holla Forums and you've never heard of 4chan in your life. This will serve to remind moot that his legacy and memory are not permanent and will die out, negating all meaning from the most meaningful thing he's ever done. It's the ultimate kick in the balls to someone who thinks they matter to be reminded that they don't.

"Hey aren't you that reddit guy that fucked Zoe Quinn?

Leak his info

THIS!

Take a shit and roll the turd underneath his bed. If you can, stick it in his mattress. Freeze it first so that way it'll melt and spread, slowly spreading the shit smell through the room.

Freeze it and grate it into the carpet

It has to be something related to luggage. It has to.

Make it a subtle reference, and make it old.
I hear moot used a fake identity when he started 4chan, maybe call him by it on "accident" or fuck with him.

Superglue his zippers shut

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But if his suitcases are glued shut and he gets special moot meal that gives him explosive diarrhea then he is dirty moot with no suit

but if he can't seal it it would make the suitcase moot

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probably his girlfriend's son

this

but seriously OP is just playing with us and he's not going to do anything that make Coot uncomfortable and risk him calling the managers
****
>implying the whole thing is real at all

did someone say my name?

Ask him why he filled the poole with AIDS

That HRT finally bared fruits

It would be a bit painful having that jaw banging against my scrotum

OP, post pictures of the outside of the hotel with a timestamp. For all I know, you manually typed up that receipt and this is all a ruse to fool us with your tomfoolery.

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DO IT FAGGOT

Hang up Ode to a duck in his room

It started as a 2chan clone
For Mootles friends a little home
A place to chat and call their own
and let ideas free to roam.

When you let ideas free
There is no way to certainly
contain their strength and make them be
again your own, So Moot did see:

A visitor, or two or ten
and hundreds more who came to lend
a thought, a hand, a new-found friend
But bigger! moar! it would not end.

By word of mouth there rose a roar
No longer dozens, came by score
of thousands, millions! many more
their thoughts and dreams to there outpour.

And what had once been just a board
and just a place to strike a chord
or crack a joke, well now they warred
against some random other horde.

The memes! the battles! lulz and games!
Boisterous with varied aims
to close a pool or mock a dame's
unworthy vapid haughty claims.

And so our 4chan grew and grew
it gave us wings to fly, and glue
and with our posts turned us into
the family that we never knew

But all good things will find an end
The highest fall.. our souls did rend
Right in the back, a knife did send
our once beloved leader, friend.

duck! duck! the evil fuck
who sold his family for a buck!
Who sold his soul and freedom's cry
for some ugly bitch he saw pass by

There are a LOT of people touching themselves in this post, aren't there?

Roman Poster here. I got it first. He posts Guy Fawkes from a printer around his room.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

oh yeah

Have the bill made out to: The C U C K

expedia? cheap stupid nignog

Frame that one picture of him cumming on himself next to his bed.

send him photos of hotdud and hotpockets

this one?

Jesus Christ, he had to register his dick as a weapon, didn't he?

who's this christopher poole you speak of?

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Steal a chromosome of his and give it to the dud. The man/dud has earned it.

Yeah, That one

This, it's subtle yet disturbing.

cum in his food

shit is his food

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Put this pic in a pictureframe of his room.

Print out a shitload of reddit memes (freeze peach, drumpf, etc) to remind him what he turned his site into

Whatever you do OP, this is your only chance.

Lose your job and make some spicy memes for us. It's your calling.

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Motherfucker, I am a the Manager, why do you think i can get away with doing something stupid for the sake of keks.

I actually originally wanted to do something like this haha

Is there a computer at the hotel you work in? If so, set the opening page for all browsers to 8ch.net/v/.
Hide shit around his room. Subtle things, that on their own he might not even notice, but put together he'll definitely spot at least something. Make everything possible green and purple to match the daily dose and vivian's clothes. The more paranoid you can make him be of someone fucking with him, with the least amount of actual evidence he can get, the better.
Or you can go a little less subtle: Print pics related and put them in between the newspapers and books. Put a hotwheels car in obscure locations. No one will take any complaints he might make all that seriously, but you'll know that he knows. He knows exactly what's going on. If you can, get a pfd or your hotel's menu or service list or whatever, and add a reference to hot pockets. Nothing specifically about him, but just about hot pockets. Then print it out and replace it with the normal one in that room. If your hotel is one of those shitty ones where they pull that fucking bullshit where they put water and snacks in your room but if you touch them you have to pay extra for them, replace one of them with an actual hot pocket.

Whatever you do, practice infosec Never make funny little "references" or act strange or unprofessional around him in person, then he can trace you back the source of all this. Don't tell any of your co workers, even if you know they are anons as well, about this. Make sure no one knows it it you who did this, you could get in serious trouble or get sued.

In the very unlikely circumstance that op isn't a torll, why not thank Chris for pioneering the Motherchan and the 15 years of his youth he gave to it?
Why not then say that iyo the genre as a whole has succumbed to cancers of all sorts since he ducked out and that Holla Forums, for example, shows how precient he was to quit and get a job 2 years ago.
He'll laugh and look happy, something nobody has done on Holla Forums in living memory.
Shake his hand, give his friend a complimentary tube of lube and wish them a pleasant evening.

You better post pics if this is real OP

but lots of superglue on his chair

leave hotpockets in his room when he's out.

leave pictures of the druid in odd places

call and ask if he has battletoads

Just drop a bunch of old memes in his room

Print out pools closed then write love Holla Forums on it and leave it under the door

This

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refuse him the numbers of the local gay escorts..

Mushroom stamp him. Then ask him to sign your man tits.

Make sure he knows it was from us and not the ducks.

HE NEEDS TO KNOW WHO'S DOING THIS TO HIM AND WHY WE'RE DOING IT

Agreed.

roll

KILL HIM

roll

RE

=re=

REEEeereeee

DO IT

It's settled. You have to kill him.

Just call him a faggot and tell him the hotel pool is closed due to aids sincerely the 9gag army

Are you still there, op?
Just tell him the Pool(e)'s closed and be polite otherwise

Do it op.

Fucking this

Re-rolling your own posts is highly concentrated cancer
GET THE MEME POLICE IN HERE

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What's going on here?
Pools closed. Move along, nothing to see here.

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check him out

I want to taste the rainbow.

make him cry.

make his knuckles bleed.

let him not that we haven't forgotten.

no u

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u

OP is beeing uncled by someone using a fake name.

It was me, sorry op.

ITT: op reveals he was really a faggot all along and never returns to the thread

He still has a thicket of dicks to suck

Nah man, we go up there and blast him outta beed with the firehose, man.

I think it beest to pretend that other anons have found him and manager can provide interference. manager hs no idea who he is and says things wrong.

"I'm sorry mr. poole a mr and mrs B'atle-Toade were making a huge racket and we had to call them to tell them to stop."

rolling for this

When he comes to reception knock him the fuck out in front of everyone and yell "POOL'S CLOSED!!!'' then go back to what you were doing as if nothing happened.

FUCK ME HARD
youtubee.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=C4jdfuHfzCI

this

Fuck guys i go to work for the day and come back to this shit show, you all have given pretty koozebane ideas, but ive written a list, and the plotting she-a beeginza

h o t

potato

so did u shake his hand?

jh

Nigger you dumb.

cum on his socks

Guy who posted here, that was some other autist.

So what's happening with this then you mouldy penis sleeve??????