I want to confirm my wizard credentials by adopting a cat, I live in the UK, and I'm willing to do a reasonable drive for the right cat.
Have a look at the cats on offer, then post your recommendation to me, along with a picture of the kitty.
I'll get the ball rolling with a couple that have caught my eye.
If anons know other suitable options for getting a kitty in the UK feel free to share those as well.
Let's pick a cat.
5 year old cat called pudding, can't go outdoors, has no balls
This is Teddy, a 6 year old female, can't stand children
Kandy is just 1, but can't go outdoors, and is skittish, tolerates other cats, but not children
This is Bruce, he has AIDS :(
Richard is a old cat that lived wild, before getting his ear mashed, very gentle
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The general roll is to avoid shy cats.
I have my doubts that "Richard" a wild cat is gentle.
Also, what is with the "can't go outdoors" cats? Will they run away? Will they fight/breed with other cats? Contagious cat diseases?
I think it means they're stupid and wouldn't know how to get home, but some of them have AIDS :(
think i like this one best…
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they're all too old user.
1 yr old max, or it will take years before it trusts you.
what do you mean "trust"? not planning to do anything weird with it, just have it knocking about the flat to keep me company and trick grils into thinking I'm nice
The stupid website won't let me browse cats without entering a postcode. Even if you don't live there give us one we can enter op.
Manchester
M12 3BC
Leeds
LS11 8PR
London
N1 03KR
Birmingham
B1 1HN
Bristol
BS10 1AB
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which one is that? not sure I want one with dodgy eyes
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if you're getting a kitty for grils, it's best to get a deformity of some kind. they're usually super nice, too.
what about the one with the mashed ear - Richard - I just don't think I could live with a cat that is looking at me and the tv…
I know you just want it to kick around the pad, but user talking about young is right. 99% cats are complete assholes and if you don't develop a good relationship with it, you'll just end up hating it making it a bigger obnoxious asshole.
So I should go for
Would I need to wash the cat and brush it all the time though, or do they just clean themselves? If I have to wash it and brush it I'd prefer a short haired one…
Top of the heap so far. Gives you a reason to keep kids out too. They're pretty clean by themselves, cat like that is gonna need brushie and will still get hair all over your shit though.
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If they'll separate the litter on this one, might be cool.
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Abandoned & short hair is my advice.
You're going to let us name it, right?
but they already have names
kittycuk
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cats don't give a fuck enough to learn their names for years. even then they ignore you most of the time.
let us name it, fagchugger
Why would you want a sick or disabled old-timer when you can get this cutie.
or hitler's reincarnation
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