Its 2016, why are you still a Virgin, Holla Forums???
Its 2016, why are you still a Virgin, Holla Forums???
Austin Nguyen
Colton Foster
wat?
Luis Williams
because haven't fucked a 3DPD
Henry Price
because I'm boring and ugly.
Angel Long
...
Dominic Wilson
because women are parasites
Nathaniel Hall
i meant 3d women at least
Joshua Cox
Easier said than done.
Lucas White
...
Benjamin Hall
...
Adam Ross
?
Jacob Rivera
im gay and i still had sex with women.
haha losers
Noah Martinez
Sexual orientation has nothing to do with the ability to attract sexual partners.
Michael Lee
Am overweight and have to motivation to get /fit/.
Jacob Robinson
Y gf is a prude.
Elijah Kelly
This
Who am I supposed to be impressing by wearing taken virginity as a medal of honor again?
John Harris
BECAUSE A WOMEN'S TOUCH WILL NOT BRING ME CLOSER TO GOD
Wyatt Cooper
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
Luis Davis
I'm not
Jacob Martin
Virginity? Nope
Matthew Turner
I'm a virgin because…
1) I'm a meninist.
2) I'm part of the PC Master Race.
3) I'm a Trump supporter.
4) I'm a bigot with no friends.
5) I'm fat.
6) I'm ugly.
7) I have a beard.
8) I worship Gabe Newell.
9) I listen to pop, rap, r&b and dubstep.
10) I live in my mom's basement.
Christian King
nonsense, trump supporters get laid, have families and babies.
You're a gary johnson fag
Mason Myers
girls are filthy and stupid
James Brown
That's why.
Technology has killed off almost all forms of interaction in today's generation.
krem.com
nydailynews.com
abcnews.go.com
And on top of all that, women are allowed to fuck you over in many, many ways by the legal system.
Don't forget about the STD epidemic either. They are at an all time high.
If you think about it, sex is very hard to come by in a digital age where everyone would rather be within the comfort of their home instead of being outside. Plus with how risky it is to knock someone up, the fleeting pleasure isn't worth the long term risks that could arise from it.
Sex really just isn't worth it in 2016, which explains why most people would rather turn to porn in the comfort of their homes, rather than putting up with the headache of jumping through hoops for a fleeting pleasure.
It isn't just me, or you, or anyone else here. It's almost everyone.
Elijah Brown
Not true. Us Trump supporters are virgins, have no family and no babies. You're a liar, just like Hillary Clinton.
Easton Powell
Because I don't care about sex.
Jonathan Hall
But I have fugged
and I'm hoping to fug again later this week, it's been a year
feels good man
Isaac King
why even try?
Robert Russell
because getting a slut to be attracted to me would mean:
and all this shit just to stick your dick in a hole. Effort to Benefit ratio is just too high
Grayson Ramirez
I lost my virginity when I was 15
never spoken with a girl after that
idk what went wrong
Hudson Price
should have mentioned I am 19 now
Jason Gomez
I saving myself for when Im martyred during jihad against the kuffars so I can lose my virginity to one of my 72 virgins in the afterlife.
Samuel Thomas
just pay for it stupid. its better anyways.
Ryder Torres
what sluts have u been hanging around?
go to gym
dont need to do anything else sides maybe comb ya hair and wash ya self
fuck the amount of confidence produced due to the insane amounts of test u get from gym is more than enough for you to get sluts
jesus
you dont even hav to look good
my crippled gypsy/russian/mongolian mate who has fucked up scars on 40 per cent of his body can pick up sluts
Owen Wilson
...
Justin Perez
anyone can pick up sluts
but like you said, doing so is a chore and the benefit for all those chores is sticking your dick in a wet hole
Easton Cooper
Usotsuki. You're fapping every day. I know.
Asher Jones
Being virgin is just a mental issue. Get help if have trouble dealing with it. There is no virginity to be lost. Females have hymen, which is meaningless too, and men doesn't even have that.
Josiah Anderson
kill yourself right now
David Brooks
this thread is about why are you still a virgin, not when you lost your virginity you fucking retarded normie. now please gtfo you fucking casual