Hey Holla Forums, so... pretty sure I'm going to Jail

IKR, not sure how much was given away due to her phone 100% being password locked. Gonna assume the worst though.

Not a chance tbh, 100% rather die. Not even close. Although possibly looking at defending myself via the study linking Autism to natural pedophilia and therefore since she came onto me, "I'm the victim here".

But due to my standing in society essentially going down the drain I frankly don't think my life will be worth living. So therefore, only decision left is how I die and what I do with the last few nights as a free man.

Alternately, anyone know how to get into a phone from distance and nuke it (I know those things have exploits) or legal ways to get rid of this?

Fap stories incoming.

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If dubs, OP goes to jail, no suicide

reroll

21. RIP

Post all your over 18 porn on your hard drive

Unless it's 2D loli/shota.

Chances of you going to jail are very slim.
Just sayin.

Do it faggot!
I wish to add another name to the list of suicides I've caused!
Fuck Matt Kovacev because he is a cunt.

OP, would you like to give me money before you die? You're not using it! My birthday is soon anyways!

My address is 5137 Bradfield Dr Annandale VA 22003

Are you really this retarded? You think because you didn't initiate sexual activity that you didn't take advantage?

Does your mum munch carpets?

Over 18 is by definition not loli/shota.

Send over 18 3DPD, over 18 2DCG/2DPD, or under 18 2DPD.

Oh I know it's still jail worthy. But it's potentially "talk my way out of it" worthy. As long as cops don't get called I live.

Here is the only safe pic I have that's legal to upload.

2D isn't PD

I bet you used an iphone to do all of this sexting. Not only does her mom know but the NSA, CIA, FBI and every other alphabet soup organization now has you on The List™.

Better kill yourself.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, no.

I'm running a stock version of android that's been rooted so and with all the Sony shit that should be on there nuked.

Also WhatsApp = peer2peer messages with enough encryption that yeah they can easily be intercepted over WiFi but they're not stored anywhere easy to access

Need a response…

Story of first night:

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Kek, nah if I'm gonna die all my money is going to my younger bro. Might as well do something worthwhile with my life.

With all of those security measures, you're still fucked since the mom knows who you are. Imagine all of the rumors she will spread through her iphone, mentioning your real name and what you did.

You are fucked, kid

I am BETTER than your younger brother, goy.
Trust me, your money goes to great use, I'm a Microsoft Employee, trust me goy!

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hm… you might have a shot, you weird ass. What you need to do is talk to your jailbait to find out exactly what happened. Calmly explain how badly this could ruin your life to her. If she's into you, which I assume she is, she'll want to help. If not, you're even creepier and probably need therapy.

Story of second day:

I have her on my side, she's definitely into me and frankly probably a little bit in love with me.

No chance at all she'll turn on me. I've told her to deny anything. If they ask a specific question that could only be asked from a jail-worthy message. Then she's going to completely go mute and not speak a single word other than "lawyer" when questioned about it.

cool story bro

If you were actually paranoid about getting arrested, you wouldn't reveal all of this information. Unless of course, you're a fucking retard.

If cops are called. I'm dead anyway. Like seriously, there's enough evidence on her phone that any half decent tech guy can get into to send me to jail which will 100% happen.

Either I talk my way out and cops don't get called. Or cops get called and I go to jail. There is no inbetween.

that alone will help both with a judge and a jury if it gets that far. It implies it's not just you creeping on a young teen. Consent is important even when they can't legally give it. It also helps that she is a teen and not a prepubescent. If you want to totally commit, you can suggest marriage, and that will really help your case even if it would be a little weird to marry your stepsister. I assume at this point you're more concerned about jail than a happy marriage until you die, so you might consider that.

Well I just reported this thread to the FBI. All of this information will be used against you in a court of law once you get caught.

You're welcome :^)

archive.is/MDWyz

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The FBI is going to chase a thread on Holla Forums with no names, no location and a poster hidden behind a VPN tunnel, DNS encryption and HTTPS running on a barebones version of linux.

If it gets to the cops being called, I'm going to jail anyway and frankly, it's not going that far.

Did you ever play with her asshole?

You gave specific details of what happened. This would definitely be used in court.

Not my thing. Fingered her a few times, went down on her, she went down on me, almost had sex but resisted due to lack of a condom+risk of getting caught at the time.

Sure, but they're not going to do anything unless there is a court case in the first place.

What are you, gay?

I'd fuck her ass, but see absolutely no point fingering it.

Just give it some time. Her mom will eventually get the 14yo to fold. Also, is there a Dad? I'm sure the dad would be even more interested in putting you behind bars. Do you honestly think the mom will keep this to herself?

Lol not gonna happen. I know people

If you an hero, dont forget to stream

r u in teh mafia?

As in I know how they, the mum/daughter/dad function and think. She would not fold to them and they wouldn't pressure her that far.

Why did you hang out with a 14 year old anyway? Are you out of your mind?

Do you go to a bank and just say "I should rob it" or go to a convenience store and say "I should kill the cashier".

You have some really serious impulse issues, are you a nigger?

Eh, I was 14 and had sex with a older dude and my parents found out but didn't press charges.
It's not a big age difference either, just make the girl tell them it was mutual- promise to stay the fuck away and you'l be fine.

OP, I'm proud of you tbh

You ain't going to jail until the police show up. At that point do not say a fucking word to them beyond "I'd prefer to talk to you with my lawyer present" Even if you don't have or can't afford a lawyer this stops them from talking to you.

Why don't you just leave the country, you idiot?

Pedro robbed a bank and posted about it on Holla Forums

so funny XD

You fucking idiot, if you use a defense like "It's not my fault because ass burgers and anyway she started it" you triple your already high chances of going to jail

you in jail yet?

Just stay chill bro. From the pick she looked pretty well developed so if she stays loyal, you should be gold. Had a mate of mine go down for this, he got probation cause the girl (15 he was 21) told the judge she initiated the relationship. Just pray you don't get a hardass and if possible, talk the mom out of pressing charges. Hell, if you caught feelings, marry the girl too. Even if it's just a courthouse wedding, so long as you stay married until shes 18, you'll get out without any nigger dick in your ass.

OP did literally nothing wrong. I hope you marry that qt and live happily for the rest of your days.

You british fucking degenerate, i bet you fuck pakis too

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Nice quads

Keep in mind her mom telling the cops you have CP also means telling them that her daughter SENT CP, which is still illegal even if you are a victim.

You're getting arrested because you posted this shit on Holla Forums. Please tell me you used TOR.

Is it even possible to make threads on Holla Forums over Tor?

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The FBI is not wizardry for fuck's sake. Jesus

Did you get arrested OP

People like you should be burned at the stake.

Actually, I do. You're fucked.

If that's how it's gonna be, you might as well kill her mother.

It's a sad fact that in modern society, it's wrong and perverted to spend time with a female relative.

No, it won't stop them. If the cops will go talk to OP, they already have a warrant.

This, but in modern "civilized" society, it isn't like that. If she's younger than him, he's guilty of everything he could be considered guilty of by the stretch of a fat lesbian tumblr feminist's imagination.

Girls do not get charged with CP. That's never happened and will never happen, because it's "common knowledge" that "girls can't consent" even if they're adults now thanks to feminism, underage girls can literally fuck a man in the ass with a strap-on dildo and stab him sixty nine times in the back while livestreaming it on the internet, and still get away with it because "he's a pervert, he at least kinda liked it".

OOOOO, Youd be surprized man…

and this thread is kindof an admitting isnt it? if they search this pedo's drive unless he CIA quality formatted the whore than he is double fucked. He better at least have done a good job clearing shit out before he jumped ship…

I pity normalfags, really do. You do the dumbest shit and your life is the most fragile and prone to fuck-ups. Enjoy your ruined life

This thread started legit but got taken over. We'll never be able to distinguish real OP again. Shame as he was cocky and I was curious as to how good he really was.

can you flee the state?

This is why it sucks to be the new guy at the local FBI office: while the other agents are breaking up drug rings and stopping terrorist plots, you're sitting in a cubicle to pretending to give a shit that somewhere some anonymous aspie got a hand job from a teenage girl.

All FBI agents aren't jack bauer? Fuck.
I've been gathering intel on you degenerates for a year hoping to change jobs. brb deleting email

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Yeah, my drives 256 bit encrypted with an 18 letter password. They're not getting in there.

I'm not 'murican.

No, still not arrested. Not heard anything from anyone despite trying to contact le jailbait with a burner phone. She didn't reply so I microwaved it after a few days.

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This thread was also me. The comments in that thread are more accurate, anything in this thread that disagrees with that's in that thread is probably due to me drinking too much and wanting to go out on a high via embellishing the story about.