What do you want to say to her, Holla Forums?

What do you want to say to her, Holla Forums?

"Wipe all of that shit off of your face, you dumb bitch."

My cock would look better than that straw in your mouth.

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What the hell are you drinking

Wanna yiff?

I bet you were a hottie when you were 12

What about her? Don't you have something to say?

HEY. I'M VEGAN.

Excuse me, I'm here by myself.

I'm about to rip a big one, just watch.

Why so quiet?

FUCK YOU BITCH

ew

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Where is the restroom? Meet me there and I'll let you give me a blowjob.

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most punchable face of all time

I get up and walk away silently because she's ugly as shit and i have vidya to be playing

I don't want to date Justin Bieber with tits. Even if they are really nice ones.

Do you ever get scared when you see a picture of a girl looking at you?

"Did it take you long to recover, after your surgery?"

Only when I see them in real life.

What if this happened to you, would you really ravish her with your manly expertise, or would you simply run away?

"Again, mum?"

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If that happened and I could ascertain from the context that it is indeed a result of them not being opposed to my advances or harboring ulterior motives, then yes I'd take it as a good reason to ravish them.

She wants something, can you fulfill her needs?

sorry I'm already dating a stripper and stripper cat fights aren't my fetish

ill come see you dance sometime though

RAPINGS TIME!!!!

Nice bottle of horse diarrhea

Hey whore! Get your tits off the table!

Hate to think where those thing have been.

most probably rubbed all over the floor of the boys locker room