Bait Thread

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When I was young I became very interested in girls without arms. I would sneak into my sister's room and brake her barbies so I could see them without the arms. Year after year this continued until I was about 15. A new girl from out of state started going to my high school. She was born without a portion of her arm and due to medical concerns the entire thing had to be amputated. I hit it up with her and within the course of the week we were dating. I had a great time with her but in senior year I noticed something 'off' about her absent arm. I could have sworn that It was there. Slowly and carefully I reach for the space that an arm should be. A cloth-like texture meets my fingers. I give a firm tug and an entire sheet comes off! Quickly I look up and see… She is one massive arm! Before I can say anything she scuttles away on her fingers pulls open the door and goes into the street. She never came to school again. I hate her to this day.

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What's the point in posting bait here? I can't catch any fish here, since you already know this is bait, and read this post fully expecting to disagree with it. How am I supposed to troII anyone?

found this funny picture on Tumblr

thought you guys might enjoy it

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this pic ALWAYS triggers commies into sperging out

why was Churchill such a hypocrite?

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Because he's a politician!

is this dress white and gold or blue and black?

blue and black

idk user, what do you think?

I'm going back to halfchan.
I know that's used as an insult al a "back to reddit" because we masturbate on feeling superior to those bullchaners (wow, attaching "bull" to a preexisting word, tell me how we're better than Holla Forums and it's "rulebull" again?), but this place is unbearable. The two reasons why I left, gamergate and free speech, are both null anyway. Gamergate is a playground for underage redditors and free speech only brings Kennedi check em check em check em check em check em check em check em check em spam and unbearable repetitive obnoxiousness anyway. I want an actual place for discussion in which more than 3 people communicate and actual fun, noteworthy events to pop up once in a while. I want a place where "user" means something, where an actual diverse cast of different viewpoints and ideologies can communicate anonymously and things don't devolve into furious reddit-style circlejerking after a few posts (hence the replies to this very thread). Oh, and the high density of redditors is another reason too. Looking back, I wonder why the fuck I didn't leave immediately when copypaste started advertising on reddit. Who in their right minds would be that fucking stupid? Even luggage lad didn't engage in such degeneracy. And the fucking post errors are ridiculous. I know edge lords are going to spout "hhahaha LOL good riddance u bullchanner!!11 And stay there xdddd!!!11!", but I'm only in pursuit of a fucking working site in which you can actually post shit.
What bothers me the most is that this place had potential. It could've been so much more. We could've had thriving little active communities all the way down the board list, with useful stickies and information dumps and posts everywhere you looked. We could've been the go-to site for everybody's obscure hobbies, except less autistic than reddit turned out to be. Imagine if we had a userbase the size of reddit, but not consisting of the same autists as reddit like we do now. Creatable boards on an IB site seems like such a fun concept, yet copypaste and the cancerous elitism of the userbase blew it. You fucking fags, you made it all go to waste. Of course, that's not to say it's entirely your fault. Some blame has to be put on the godawful administration and moderation of this site, too. Copypaste and Jim straight up don't know how to run a site. They can't make a fucking functioning system without spilling all it's shit every 2 minutes. They, despite knowing making a platform dedicated to free speech would put them under attack, failed to take any measures and fell susceptible to ddos after techincal attack after moderation infiltration. And they hired null. When the userbase was actually at it's strongest in terms of numbers, although the post quality had dipped since the exodus, they took the jump to Next and didn't complete it, losing a shitton of their users on the way. And in doing so they let Holla Forums, who seem to be actually competent in terms of sustaining a culture and memes, attack us at or weakest, and in doing so they lost even more users. Holla Forums isn't going to be a story of warriors that overcame the corrupt 4chan like all that patriotic OC from exodus-era Holla Forums played it up to be. It's going to be a story of what not to do, and either Holla Forums is going to consume the rest of the site and we become nothing more than stormfront.com's secondary base with remnants of IB culture thrown in, or our consistent streak of losing users and being insufferable pieces of shit that no one would deliberately go to a site and talk to catches up to us and the entire thing wanes off and dies.
Enjoy, fags. Enjoy being ever so confident in telling me to leave because I'm a dirty halfchanner. Enjoy riding this sinking ship and not realizing you were on the wrong side until your corpse is already drenched. Enjoy continuously siding with the cripple and the jew, despite their repeated fuck ups. Enjoy being so obsessed about "OC" despite not having one drop of talent in all of the userbase. Enjoy 2 active boards, one slowly being choked to death by it's own spam, and hundreds of inactive dead ones. Enjoy filtering or saging everyone you disagree with and then calling tumblr the hugbox.
Fucking enjoy all of it.

obviously white and gold

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Jews are alright guys, Holla Forums is too harsh.

this is such obvious bait that it shouldn't be even in this thread

except that I just got baited by how goddamn obvious it was, so actually it's the perfect thing for this thread

'realistic' armour threads in Holla Forums

thats a tall room..

Hebephilia is natural and healthy this is my true opinion but it triggers libtards

Pedophiles keep the normies away goyim we must post picture of legal naked little girls to preserve our chan culture.

black people are the true kings of Egypt

This place sucks, I'm going back to 4chan.

My daughter is mother of my child, sibling to her own child, and our child is my grandchild.'

Holla Forums is a shitty rulebull website tbh, I hate rulebulls, I'm off to freech

8 chan is dying my friends, trust me i'm one of you. Let's all go to obscure chan!

Please expand further on the meaning of this term.

Dustwallow Marsh is my favorite area in World of Warcraft.

I have sexual intercorse in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation.

This gore image is not offensive at all and you have no right to a negative reaction.

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Cv

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Why? All the 1st exodus users who understand 8ch left, and the true oldfags from 2nd exodus are all on Holla Forums.

None of these posts have me rustled, I guess bait doesn't work on me.

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I get that posts are supposed to be edgy to fit in here, and you do have some points, but the reality of the situation is a lot more varied. White pride comes with responsiblity beyond saying LOL NIGGERS/JEWS for every problem.

JEW NIGGERS ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS

prove me wrong
protip:you can't!

jail all commies and nazis and jews and porkies for great justice

For all the talk of adversity/strength you guys do, you really haven't clued into the fact that historically you'd have amounted to nothing without "the jew menace" to fight against?

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2/10, i replied

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We all have happy and successful lives. Anyone who claims other is a liar.

best chan

What's that beee doing in the corner?

Why are we supposed to hate Holla Forums, again?

I think Superman has the beest secret identity

Ideal dem

Meant to say…
Ideal democracy is basically communism: government of the people for the people by the people.

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wew

FUCUJFKCUKFUCKFUCJK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUOYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLACK LIVES MATTER

You're hungry. Eat a snickers

Your not very smart are you

99.9% is horrible bulllshit, and even regardless of the tiny amount of good anime, the whole concept was a mistake and should bee eradicated.

This is a woman

This is a man

>>>Holla Forums448740

this is the beest bait here, more tempting than anything else in the thread. well done.

nope fail

jews suck

this always gets a response

Oy vey but they're great people. All of the beest CEOs in the world are jewish. Einstein was jewish.

damn that shotgun really made a mess

like i said it always gets a response

Are you an anti cementist?

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xD

post this in halfchan, add in some crap about fb fap, guaranteed every time.

Holla Forums fucking sucks now.

And not in the "I MISS OLD Holla Forums WAHH" Its not that im sick of 4chan just that it's fucking cancer.

To start off, loli threads. Otherwise known as how to post pictures of children getting fucked without going to jail. You're fucking disgusting, you pedophiles.

Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out.

Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick getting fucked in the ass. That's gay.

YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twitter. Congrats.

Porn Webm threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling "SAUCE".

Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people! You're pretty fucking edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kidding. Fuck you.

Wincest/R34 threads. Put together beecause I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pictures of cartoon characters or pictures of porn with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagina!" Fucking sad.

BBC threads. beecause Holla Forums can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.

Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14-year-old depressed kiddies.

Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbeers next to each other in a nine-numbeer ID! Fucking groundbreaking.

Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?

TL;DR, loli is for pedophiles, you're a faggot if you watch trap, you're a virgin pathetic beeta for watching R34/Incest, grow attached to a 17 year old girl, but Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Fuck your feels, no one wants to see your cock, actually contribute in porn threads, and stop shitposting copypasta. Also, Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And Suzy and/or Kat aren't the "QUEEN" of Holla Forums.

Faggots.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Don't listen to the try hard, wanna bee otaku weebs telling you you NEED to watch it subbeed. "muh authenticity". Fucking queers, you don't even understand gookgobbledy and for as much as you like the art you sure spend a lot of time reading instead of watching it. bee honest, you don't give a single shit about the story, you just wanna seem cool to the 1 person in class who will still listen to you.

Voice actors get paid a TON of money to do their job right. Simple shit you lolikin larping niggers: Watch subbeed, enjoy anime as it was meant for western audiences.

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people who say that Hillary is a criminal are conspiracy theorists. Only a retard would think that Trump is a beetter option than Hillary. Do your research, faggots.

I just enjoy the faster posting

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The content does not matter, post like a complete retard in any topic you find but pretend you are serious. Internet people can't resist correcting you if you are wrong.
The problem with this thread is that everyone knows you are not serious so you will only get reactions from tumblr "people".

I like your style. how do i get that flag btw? not posting my tits for these wackjobs

I don't remembeer selecting any flag, what flag?

The Anonette instead of Anonymous

I typed it in the name field.

well done, user

offtopic: Does anyone else have a genuinely hard time taking people's opinions seriously in conversations anymore? Almost the only thing that flusters my fanny is realizing a couple minutes into convo some of the shit people actually beelieve.

It's the internet, I don't use it for serious things. I use it for 1) beeing a retard and 2) talking with other retards.

Same, meant talking offline. Prob just need to unplug for awhile.

1+1=3

How talk to people?

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD ON THE WHOLE OF 8 CHAN

People really need to say some stupid shit to get me going, nowadays.

Math triggers a lot of people

There is literally nothing wrong with being jewish

Jews are evil lizardmen from mars here to take over the world one shekel at a time.

Clever OP

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Apparently your the newfag. Those threads have been in Holla Forumss catalog ever since 2006

Yes

yeah sure, smartass

HOTPOCKETS ARE BETTER THAN CHICKEN TENDIES

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To be b8'd in a b8 thread is tenfold a failure

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o shit this thread is 10 days old.

lol who would be triggered by that

Just post this on facebook already if you want an instant trigger.

damn that was good

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To most of the millennials. Specifically (The majority) anyone 20 or younger:
"I'm voting for trump" is an immediate trigger that they can't even debate with you about besides call him Hitler.

trips trigger trump

tl;dr
bad bait makes the baker broke bro

Are you fucking kidding me? Post your bait? This is what passes for front page content? Fucking post your bait? Go to hell, OP. Holla Forums used to mean something to me. It had quality content, shit you would browse for hours to see. I would laugh and cry. Not because of some shitty copypasta-filled YLYL or feels thread, but because of anons genuinely pouring out their souls. Old user was practically my family. I'd come here to escape my bastard dad and bitch mom, and I could feel loved, if only for a thread. Then you piece of shit newfags came and ruined everything, always spamming the same, tired complete SHIT. I have to spend an hour wading through all the shit just to find a single decent thread and when I do, there's only a handful of fucking posts excluding the shitposts. Do you honestly, unironically ENJOY this trash? What the fuck is wrong with you? Have you ever had an actual conversation in your life? Do you know the first fucking thing about conversing? All you do, ALL YOU EVER FUCKING DO is repost SHIT. I think I'm done. This was the last straw. Fuck you and thanks for all the shit. Saged.

wow what a colossal faggot

the best bait is responding to bait

you get thirty faggots shouting at you

pls dont trigger me

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I have never, ever posted this picture with this filename and not gotten a huge number of angry misogynsts (the actual, genuine article, not the Tumblr horseshit definition) demanding that the actual filename is "laughing whores.jpg"

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Anyone who hasn't read Umberto Eco's "Eternal Fascism: Fourteen Ways of Looking at a Blackshirt" really needs to. The man essentially wrote about Holla Forums, predicting all its rhetorical tactics down to the letter more than fifteen years before Holla Forums existed, simply because they do not deviate one bit from the standard model of fascism.

But also:

Sound familiar? Holla Forums rhetoric always vascillates between painting white western society as being on the brink of extinction at the hands of the foreign hordes, but also infinitely stronger, smarter and more morally integral than anything else humanity has to offer. Meanwhile, they paint Jews as morally and genetically degenerate and yet somehow they rule the world in secret.

If you ever bring him up, you'll discover Holla Forumscucks hate Umberto Eco with a fiery passion that exceeds any of their other myriad hatreds, but this is because Umberto Eco has them pegged for exactly what they are - predictable losers. The truth hurts, and they can't deal with it.

Too long and stupid, didn't read

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