Adventure Thread - Vehicle edition

You remember that your name is Tay the Unicorn and then you spot a Trunp sign lying on the pavement.
What do you do next?

Pick up the sign and beat hillary clinton with it

Ignore the sign and go find somewhere you can eat ice cream

take a dump on the sign then get back in the car and go to sleep

re roll

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...

gaaaaaaaay

You try to sleep in the car but just as you doze off you hear a loud banging from the trunk and it might be inside or outside the car but you are not sure. What's the noise all about?

who cares, back to sleep

this quest is shit tbqh

i liked the other guy's more, and all the ones on /qu/

Putin is in the trunk

Money in the trunk and Shlomo is trying to get it out

Drive the car into a lake, then jump out before you hit the water

check the trunk

:^)

but if you read this you care about opinions:^)

the whole episode is a bad dream. you wake up back in paradise surrounded by loli and breathe a sigh of relief. you make an appointment with your therapist

it's a dog. you bust its ass and eat the remains. Cops arrive.

drive over some speed bumps at 80 mph to confirm if someone's in the trunk or outside of it

it's a rhinoceros. you suck its dick and ride off into the sunset

you hear a loud "HALAL SNACKBAR" and your trunk explodes…
You wake up and have all your limbs?

kill yourself

Crash into a wall at 90 mph

...

get out of that one story fag

You are now a ghost but thoughts rush into your head, lost memories, that your soul is actually immortal and you can just inhabit any other body and live that life after death. You decide you want to do something political. What happens next?

instead of inhabiting a body you find a nice ghost babe and settle down, in doing so you discover that you can meld your souls and achieve nirvana

with your final seconds of consciousness you say "op is a fag" as your entire being becomes one with everything

Jerk off?

Go into a church and have him purge your soul from this plane of existence.

Go to an all girl school and possess one of the teachers

Haunt obama and give him a wedgie in the middle of a speech

possess a little girl

fucking dammit. I was one away too.

Find a demon called the soul eater and have it consume your soul

Go to hell

take a ghost dump on your phsyical remains then go to a priest to be cast down to hell for all eternity

You possess a 12 year old lad called smithy

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do a dance

OP where did you go

After defiling your corpse you arrive at a local monastery. You are ready to do something nasty to make sure a man of the cloth sends you down to hell for all eternity. Before finding a priest you see a Cross and have an overwhelming feeling of being forgiven and so you drop to your ghostly knees and beg for a second chance. What happens next?

you notice the priest lying motionless on the floor

End of the story

you offer to trade 10 12 year old nubile slave boys to the priest for a resurrection, he accepts

Cocaine happens next.

dubs?
the priest approaches you and offers to sell some yayo, you instead offer to get him some religious artifacts

you come back to life but you are now a mentally ill guy that wants to become tranny

Your soul is sent into an empty vessel: a newborn baby in a detroit hospital

you decide to ass rape the priest using his own crucifix, unfortunately, while the priest bizarrely enjoys it he screams "god fucking do it" as he climaxes and your spirit is sent to hell from where it can never return

my name is logan slimcock, and im here to party

Possess a tranny.

Possess a CIS white male.

Looks like op gave up

You possess a 6'2 (perfect height) CIS white male. You gain a new weaknes, you burn in the sun within 5 minutes. You gain a new strength. You only need to sleep 2-4 hours a night to fully recharge. First thing that happens after possession is that you get a call from your ex. What does she say?

"They're trying to kill the president! You've got to stop them!"

she says shes pregnant

suddenly a cat

oh for fucks sake

Fuck what a waste of dub

AHAHAHAHAHA

So a cat is fucked?

Back to the start.

nigger

Your ex is spinning Tomoko. 53 confirms.

Enzo joins the game

She tells you all bout how her cat got raped by some stranger cat. She is showing a feminist cancer side of her and you think of killing her to spare her the suffering. You stare at the phone blankly and then….

Use your fist to punch a portal to your girlfriend's current whereabouts. Then reach your right hand through the portal and slap that bitch across the face.

you go over to her house and fuck her doggy style then get pizza

you suddenly drop dead

you teleport into her room and on top of her with your clothes off

After instantly busting a load especially because you are unused to feeling the size of your massive genitals you put your clothes on and walk out of the house. You send her a text to come to the bar you are heading to. Where did you go?

a nuke goes off

...

wew

well what the fuck?
then what?

this thread stinks, your drawings suck nigger balls and even I could make better ones

lol

You wake up in an alternative dimension
you are now a futa lying in the car you were originally at.
Your mind still buzzin from the you centered orgy you had the other night.