A discussion regarding which religion would preserve the white europeans without turning them into cucks, often times that is what pagans want you to believe in, their purpose on this board is to shitpost about their fag religion , I did a bit of my research and I found some comedy gold stuff along the way.
1. Thor gets raped by thrym
if you are to follow a leader or God, you have to understand that the God in which you follow isn't a bad example or influence to your people, when Thor lost his hammer to the ice giants, he was forced to dress up as a bull dyke tranny bride in order to trick and confuse one of the ice giants that had his hammer, thrym, in the process there are illustrations of thrym abusing thor, Thrym has his way with thor and ends up turning thor into a homosexual faggot, which at the end of the day, Thor had to suck dicks so he could finally reach his hammer and fight back.
2. Odin's replenishment
According to pagans, Odin could not replenish his semens, he was in danger of running out of them, so Odin found an ingenious solution for this, he would use a power that was forbidden for all man to practice, a magic that only woman could perform, Seiðr, its a magic that involves luring and seduction, often times Odin would shapeshift into an animal, he would visit the battlefield and find fresh corpses of fallen man, he would then began to ejaculate the fallen man and suck their semen dry, this is Odin's plot to "replenish" his semens, Odin would also practice homosexuality often times when needed, he would turn into an attractive woman and roleplay with local male villagers to replenish as well.
3. Loki fucked a horse
I haven't looked too much into this, but Loki, coming from the same bloodline as Thor and Odin, was responsible for raping a horse called Svaðilfari that gave birth to Sleipnir, old norse for "slippy/slipper" which ended up having eight legs, instead of Odin disowning loki and killing the abomination, Odin decides to call Sleipnir it's personal steed, and would prefer to ride the abomination instead
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