ITS HAPPENING TRUMP SCHLONGING SHILLARY

Nice dubs-trips you got there

Wunderbar.

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I can't believe he's actually doing it

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12 minute Trump interview on Fox Earlier:
youtube.com/watch?v=VDqLc-5-pDI

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Why did someone photoshop the OP from a 0.2 lead to a 0.4 lead?

You can tell from the Fox interview from this morning he's in the zone, he isn't even getting angry at his opponents anymore, he dismissed Hillary's attack on him like was a piece of dirt and he didn't even take up phone time to respond to Bernie's desperate attempt.

That's just edging her out, he hasn't started the high impact sexual violence on her just yet.

no, RCP just slipped another poll in there with Hillary up 3 points and it dropped the average

That's what it was when I took the screenshot. New poll was released that is nothing down trumps lead in the average

that was a crazy interview. tucker c reaction to trump saying mexico would build the wall was pretty funny. the other two hosts were pretty frigid.

he will never win.Bernie will still take the White House MAKE DONALD DRUMPF AGAIN!

ok, cuz this was posted on 420/pol/ and im trying to defend that exact pic lol

A long crinkly dick, but a dick nonetheless

I stopped going there years ago and I'm afraid to look. Is it leftypol-tier, or just Holla Forums with more lolbergs?

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Nope Hillary made sure of that.
Who is Drumpf?

the lolbergs have left years ago actually, it's heavy lefty, however there's plenty of trump supporters there, myself included

A lame leftie meme. Very low-energy stuff, don't even bother learning the details.

Isn't the admin an sjw?

More of a 420 blaze it edgy fag from what I've seen.

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there's a lot of fun to be had between now and november

The summer of happening hasn't even started yet

you mean the site owner? Kirtaner?

idk how sjw he is but i got banned on their irc once for using the words "triggered" and "privelaged" because someone mentioned something about trannies, calling me a gamergater for using those terms when i didnt even mention anyhting fucking related to it, then in the process of getting unbanned, I found out Kirt used to have a /pedo/ board when the site started because kirt is himself a pedo and used it to entrap people, oh and apparently kirt is close friends with zoey quinn, but it was sold to me as "kirt's friend was trolled by wizardchan bullies"

Sound sjw to ya? I hate the admins with a passion. I got banned twice for being a troling dickhead and ban evaded without appeal because fuck them and they gave up and unbanned me those cucks

I like going there because sometimes a good discussion comes out of the woodwork, it's a nice change from this place once in a while

Hmm I wonder what the 6 gorrilionth post was?

Someone went full autism on 420/pol/ to try to prove OP shooped the pic

it was praise for ebola-chan

Thank you Lord

I don't have a pic, but I believe it was "I love ebola-chan" or something along those lines

Seriously, my energy levels decrease just by it's mention. Of course that's what lefties are about, reducing everyone to their level.

Beat me to it

Top kek. That's 9gag underageb&-tier autism

is your name mia

gotcha covered

Graph looks like a penis.

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Thanks famalam

THE MEMES WILL IT

PEPE VULT

KEK VULT

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KILL HER, DONALD!

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The graph looks like Bill's penis crushed by Hillary because he embarrassed her with his scandals.

He made a bombastic stand against misogyny and GamerGate when it was a thing. So yeah, he's Tumblr-tier.

t. 420chan was my primary chan for a couple years.

Hillary has the nomination all locked up. If she can't stop dicking around and concentrate on Trump now, my head might explode unless I find out why Hillary is even worried about Sanders in the first place.

Why do you care about it from that perspective? Is that who you're rooting for? Weeaboo faggot.

I'm voting for Trump! I also want to understand why Clinton is even worried about Sanders if he can't win. Why did Clinton have to fight so hard for Kuntucky? She doesn't even need the state to win!

My compilation of all the retards this election who thought Trump would never stand a chance is going swimmingly

Because she has to pretend that people have a say in the matter, they have to act like it's not rigged in her favor.

What did Bernie try to do? Become relivant?

Because a large part of the rank and file in her own party openly hates her. She seems to think that talking to them will help. Much like ted cruz with titties; she is wrong.

Her problem is that she (and her team) is so embedded in beltway tactics. They spend so much time circle jerking in DC that it is all they know how to do.

They keep attacking Trump like he is the politician they expected to face instead of a relatively well connected (with reality) billionaire.

Remember kids, 44 is just half of 88.
We've got about half a road to go.

I see. I've sent a e-mail asking a conservative talk show host basically asking the same question. What I got out of a very vauage explaination is that If Clinton wins agenst the will of the people, she won't get enough support in the general election. Just needed conformation to that. Thanks.

i really wish there were post dates on this

Considering what happened in the nevada convention,

That's failing miserably.

nevada was fucking hilarious. there's something very enjoyable about watching people wanting their commie dinosaur to win but end up getting out-commied by the people running the party

Not to mention the boo'ing and after articles about how "the hillary spokeswoman felt soooooo threatened "

archive.is/OR1Dd

The left are auto-cannibalizing and it's a glorious site.

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and then stoking the flames of their anger

Kek

twitter.com/TrampyKnight/status/733288848008978432

ebin benis

Start working on one for every Shillary supporter who said they really, really hope that Trump is the nominee so that she will win in a historic landslide

god she looks about ready to collapse with fear

Bernie is such a fucking fool.

He had a rally in the town where I work recently and since it was a few blocks from my job, I just walked over there after I signed out. I listened to most of his speech* and the old fool does nothing but rant the same old leftist bullshit I've heard my whole life–literally grew up in SF–and nothing ever changes. And he kept attacking Trump (and "the billionaires") over and over and over. I think he complained about Shillary and her corporate banker funding and delegate-rigging once, and despite the audience's deafening cheers that he'd finally gotten to his real opponent, he went right back to Trump.

What a fucking fool. Sometimes I wonder if he really isn't getting a check from the Clinton Foundation in exchange for running.

Berniefags tho. What a bunch of faggots, seriously.

*before I got bored and wandered out

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Oh, forgot to add: Bernie was hanging out in the pricey, exclusive little yacht club nearby drinking before the gig, and afterwards, he went to a pricey restaurant in Albany aka North Berkeley. Man of the people yah.

IF he were ever to get the nomination, I would enjoy watching Trump rake his out-of-date ass over the coals. Hillary is better, though, because she brings most of the existing government to the slaughter as well.

Unlike the fake media creation of "Never Trump" movement there's going to be a serious schism is the Democrat party when they pull the rug from underneath the candidate with the passionate and youth voters.

It's highly likely that these voters may just end up voting for the Green Party or (more likely) staying home and not voting.

Hillary is going to be missing a significant chunk of the Democrat voters, if the party has any brains… they'd nominate the kike. Even if he'd still lose, the Hillary voter would still vote for Bernie.

No discipline.

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I agree. But Bernie voters won't go to Hillary. Despite several "Fuck Trump" shirts at the rally I attended, I chatted with a number of people there and none of them wanted to vote for Hillary if Boinie gets "screwed out of the nomination." Several even admitted they'd hold their noses and vote for Trump–and they admitted that to me, a total stranger. That tells me, among other things, that despite all the hysteria out there, many of them don't actually believe most of the media bullshit about Trump i.e. "Hitler" etc.

Kirt is an actual Gawker fanboy. He is by heart a SJW.

OSU administration kicking out SJW protestors

i've flip-flopped a lot on whether or not he's controlled opposition. on one hand, the guy's outright refusal to play dirty with clinton makes me think there's no way he's running seriously, but on the other, him staying in the race is only hurting shillary's general election chances at this point. it's just too inconsistent to really tell

either way he's going to walk away with a shitload of money, be it from his "opponent" or from all the dumb fucks who donated to him

Pretty much this. Disenfranchised burnouts could lead to something like pic related happening

kek

I think Michigan is more likely than Pennsylvania. But in that scenario, PA wouldnt even be necessary because the Republicans still get 270 while the Dems would have 268.

Also, dumping all other potential trump scenarios here

Ranges from "Nailbiter" to "Hilldog goes to prison"

Plus, the #nevertrump movement has been continuously fucking up. They're great current bid could be their ultimate fuck up by revealing their hand.

How?

By going Renegade (see: Turncoat, betrayer,) party, as well as one of their people quite literally quoting the communist manifesto.

And pushing Cruz to go renegade also puts him out to live up to his standard as "lyin' ted", because he'll be going against alot of shit he "promised" and made his word during the primary. No amount of damage control or cuckservatives could make him bounce back from that.

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I know NY is a liberal shithole, but Trump is from there and lots of people love him.

I think it could possibly go Red for Trump - especially after watching him ream Hillary at every debate.

Except that's not true.

I don't read the articles. I just saw it and took a SS.

Not really possible.

In the primary the Republicans had 868k total votes. The Democrats had 1.81m. Hillary alone got over a million of those.

True, though ill be furious if those renegade cucks cause something like pic related to happen

I don't think it's possible, Even though Hillary and Trump both won New York in the primaries, Hillary got 1 million votes, but Trump only got 500,000, and Bernie even topped him with 700,000.

So all the Bernie people would have to switch over to Trump which isn't happening, or the lot's Hillary voters are going to have to die before the election.

They quoted Marx, user.

CROOKED HILLARY BTFO

I'd say its slightly doable. Remember, Jew York was a closed primary so only registered republicans could vote. AND not only that, they had to be registered by October of 2015 too. This lead to potentially hundreds of thousands of people who would have voted not being able to. Though I think its unlikely it'll go for Trump, still Take the New York primary results with a grain of salt

I saw that too. Got goosebumps

Wait really? Could u get a sauce on that? Not saying I don't believe you, I just want to see it for myself

I fear Donald, because if you were to disagree with him even slightly, he could ruin you by pure meming.

For anyone interested

nytimes.com/elections/results

NYT has a very good coverage of the election results. You can go state by state and see percentages, total vote numbers, and results by county/town.

Once again, the existence of memetic magic is completely and unequivocally proven! Praise kek!

There have been SSs all over the place of the person that started Renegade Party posting a Marx quote. Something like;

There's some bit about the rich fearing them too.

gotcha covered

More likely.
Both PA and Michigan are very big gun states.

Hot Damn. The Neocon Kikes truly have lost their last marble. Completely unhinged! Sad!

Same here. I can't believe the madman is doing it. Holla Forums really is never wrong

Only meant to quote there

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This will make the pain of being in Canada not so bad.

pottery

Does your job give you any sort of discretion?

Will you be able to turn away pooinloo and kebab?

Trudeau will just pass something saying to accept our leftists as political refugees.

The Trudeau cabinet might handicap you and make you accept them regardless so that he can signal to the leftist public how holy he is.

Another thing to consider, it might actually make sense to let them in. That way, it will solidify Trump's power in the US, while further weakening Canada to the point where Canada may collapse due to the strain on the welfare system.

It's already happening with all of the spics and muds flooding in, this would just be accelerating it.

Judging by all the slavshit, he's probably some sort of ruski. Russian military teaches their soldiers to keep the trigger finger extended across the inside of the trigger guard and braced against the opposite side. I guess the idea is that they can get back on trigger just a hair second faster. Not saying it's smart, but it's a possible explanation.

Once I get to my profiling section of training I'll scan all the info.

He can try, but border guards can overrule it if the the person entering/leaving the country raises suspicion. If I feel they can be a threat to either country, I can hold them and/or order an investigation. So even if the cuck gives them a free pass, I can still put them through hell.

Also from what I've learned so far, there has been a massive increase in people trying to bring weed into Canada since Trudeau got elected. There are people that seriously think just because Trudeau won that means weed is legal in Canada.

Even if it was, you can't bring it across the border. That includes medical marijuana too

Trump is going to win, I have no doubt about. What I'm worried about is congress, we can't have liberals/democrats have a majority, they would impede Trump on a lot of things and waste time.

Luckily, Trump is a great negotiator. I have no doubts these problems will exist, however, Trump being Trump means this problem will be mitigated greatly compared to other ineffectual politicians.

Feel bad for the guy in front of him when he trips…

TAKE MY ENERGY MAD MAN

cuckservatives are just as big of a problem. We ought to be trying to make propaganda to help get fuckers like Paul Ryand and John McCain primaried.

Won't happen, the cucks have sowed the whole "Voting third party is throwing your vote away" for so long, that it's "common sense". Once again, they've been jewed by their own jewing.

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It would still be better to have republicans in congress have a majority, even if half of them might be cuckservatives. It's better than having democrat fuckers in there.

Is there a list of who to vote for every state? And dates for when they happen? Trump is helping to fund the RNC so they can win those sits.

No, they're just showing their true colors.

Neo-cohens were also crypto-Trotskyists. Bill Kristol's father, Irving, used to be a member of Communist Party USA before he got the bright idea to infiltrate the GOP on a platform of perpetual warfare and faux-conservative values.

I mean, neo-cohens were always crypto-Trotskyists

Seats*

That was the biggest get in h8 Holla Forums history.

35 fucking minutes after that get there was a news article about Ebola, we shat our pants.

if you think about it 35 minutes is how long it would take for the news people to hear about it and write an article

But user they are actually getting primaried

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You mean the thing that Trump said he would like not to use as much as possible except to null all of Obama's E.O.? Also, some things need approval from congress, E.O.'s aren't the answer for everything, otherwise this would be a dictatorship.

The bitch is going to get raped in the elections

Linguisitic killshots in action again.

I think I prefer the word "Schlonhed" tbh familia

It's amazing how effective "branding" is… Trump knows his hotels and golf courses may not objectively be the most luxurious (a quality that is practically impossible to even quantify) but his larger than life persona branding them as "top-shelf ultra premium" since the 80s is enough to make most people just go along.

Few people give a shit enough to break out an Excel spreadsheet and start amenities.

Even if Hillary wasn't "crooked" that's the impression people already had in the back of their heads… and this label reinforces it. Hillary just got shot in the liver, she can either press against her wound delay death or just let herself ooze out and die… but her ultimate fate is inevitable at this point.

*start comparing amenities

I don't think he's controlled opposition, I think he's just being a opportunistic jew. The cunt has had the nomination in the bag since she started running. The jew is just traveling the country spreading the his marxist ideals and living the high life his (((cousins))) have been living for decades, all the while billing it to stupid goyim. When he's done he'll retire to "write" books another billion dollar things that take no effort.

35 minutes could be a result of a weaker meme.

lolno

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Normies do not know this.

Iowa is pretty pozzed. We've got shitloads of colleges and most of our niggers are in two towns. We were also one of the states that ok'd fag marriage before a lot of places.

I am awestruck by the power of Trump.

Why does Arizona lean right but New Mexico leans left? I thought they were both majority Hispanic, what other factors are at play there?

praise kek

Some leanings are just a result of the education in a state. Take for example most of the Northeast.

We need to meme this, make sure when someone google crooked hillary, red pills show up at the top.

Both aisles of Congress hate Trump. If he tries to flagrantly abuse his power like King Nigger has done since his re-election, Trump will get impeached so fast we won't know what hit us. He has to tread lightly.

This should explain itself

by percentage, new york is more democrat than commiefornia
trump being from jew york might make hillary spend more in the state, which is a good thing, but I don't see any other advantage

Their true colors coming into the sunlight already!
They're just a bunch of Marxist/Trotskyites in Conservative clothing.

But you knew that already.

What he said himself was, "First I was a communist. Then I became a Trotskyite, then a socialist, then a liberal, then a Democrat. Finally I became a neo-Conservative, which isn't really a Conservative."

You best use a proxy nigga. You get caught doing that kind of shit you will be fired and probably worse.

wew

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That benis don't look right

Pick none

Let them go over there so that we can nuke all the cancer together with Russia.

I think you need to be taught better, user.

Also read the fine print at the bottom that clearly states that it isn't the actual vote total.

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The thing is, this is just like Caesar. Congress fought against him while the people loved him. If congress tries to stop Trump from doing anything they will anger the people and lose their jobs at best or hang from lampposts at worst.

go trump

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That was an overkill.

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nice

And it hasn't even started

took me 2 seconds to google it myself. its real.

]]WILL TRUMP WIN, /paul/?==

bretty gud oc, nice

Wizard Trump casts another successful spell.

Nice digits user.

Praise Kek

I can't see it happening to be honest
The Renegayde Party is going to fade into nothing pretty soon
Lolbertardians maybe a small threat though if Bernfags get behind them

You never had that energy if it affects you at all

I don't think it's going to be that cut and dry
Literally every state has been put into play thanks to Trump

I think the states that are pozzed beyond believe, like the west coast states, New Mexico, almost all of the New England states, are fucked.

The only blue states Trump can have in play, which no other republican could, are the Midwest states, the rust belt, and even New York.

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