Does anyone know the approximate voltage/amperage values needed to stop a parrot's heart?
I need to know so I can hook a wire up with slightly less than that/give it to my sister's bird to teach it a lesson about chewing wires.
Does anyone know the approximate voltage/amperage values needed to stop a parrot's heart?
I need to know so I can hook a wire up with slightly less than that/give it to my sister's bird to teach it a lesson about chewing wires.
You can literally teach the bird not to chew wires. The bird is probably smarter than you, by the sounds of things.
Just dial everything up to eleven
I've looked up how to teach the bird not to chew wires.
Progressive faggots yell at me that it's my fault for owning wires and that I shouldn't teach birds things.
Fuck that shit. I tried to be reasonable and bird owners told me to fuck off. I 'm teaching the little shit my own way now.
As a bird owner, tell those bird owners to fuck off. My bird doesn't chew wires because she's learned she's not allowed. They're like children except less shitty - you know that if you just don't leave it unattended around them, and shoo it when it goes for them, it'll learn, right?
I've been shooing it away for two years now and that fucker keeps going after wires. It's chewed through about four phone chargers.
It only listens to my sister, and the bitch won't keep an eye on her fucking bird while I'm at work/school, but won't sell it either.
The little shit specifically targets my shit as if it can smell my scent on stuff.
cum on the bird to assert your dominance
This sounds like an excellent way to get my dick bit off. Can't I just piss on it?
fap outside the cage, just put it right to the cage next to the bird just in time