The big team still hasn't managed to successfully hunt or fish, though the one chick did manage to get peed on by a howler monkey. Team Alpha Dogs caught a stingray, then told the cameraman they weren't sharing this time.
"We've fed them three big meals that we caught, and they haven't given us squat. No more free handouts."
They also told the other team that they were making the two day journey to the extraction site on their own as a separate team, and did it politely, saying they'd been a two-man team since day two (other than the week or so they had Shane) and wanted to make it to the final challenge that way too. The other team took this personally, especially the two bitches, and spent the rest of the day harping about it.
Team Alpha Dogs, on the other hand…
"Think they'll talk about us?"
"Lions don't concern themselves with the opinions of sheep."
:lol:
Team Alpha Dogs set out before dawn, crossed one river effortlessly, and climbed up a huge cliff.
Team Nuts and Butts got a much later start, and didn't even plan their route until right before they set out, whereas the Alpha Dogs planned it out the day before. They were severely slowed down by redhead bitch whining for them to slow down, her feet hurt, etc. Then she slowed them down even further crossing the river, but eventually caught up to the Alpha Dogs as they were building a raft to cross the big river to the extraction point.
And, of course, the bitches immediately start laying into the Alpha Dogs and being, well, bitches. Alpha Dogs don't give a fuck and resume construction on their raft.
After laying around and whining some more, mostly from the women, Team Nuts and Butts start work on a raft. Except they're completely disorganized and have no plan. They encounter a caiman and try to catch it and actually manage to do so.
And, of course, redhead bitch is adamantly against sharing with the Alpha Dogs, but the others reluctantly decide to share and the one chick took them the leftovers. Unlike Nuts and Butts whenever the Alpha Dogs fed them, the two Alpha Dogs said thank you.
Dawn of day 40, the final day:
Alpha Dogs have built their raft already, based on a catamaran, big enough to carry them both easily and keep them out of the water, which is infested with pirahna, caimans, and anacondas. They also have carved paddles.
Nuts and Butts waited until the morning of the final day to build a raft, and it's not even worth calling a raft; it's a collection of driftwood that they hold onto while swimming with their bodies in the water. They're quickly exhausted from swimming and floating in the river, while the Alpha Dogs sit, dry, and leisurely paddle across the river, comparing themselves to Vikings as a joke.
Then Nuts and Butts freaks out over something in the water with them; turns out they're river dolphins. They make it to shore and spend the next ten minutes high-fiving.
Alpha Dogs, meanwhile, have gone past the island because of a powerful current and have to work hard to paddle upstream, doing so successfully… and immediately heading for the extraction point, no time wasted.
Nuts and Butts are cramping up and exhausted crossing the island, but spot the extraction boats… manned by Columbian marines with M-240's and M2HB's mounted on the boats? :?:
Alpha Dogs are behind them because of being washed off course, but make it across the island and spot the extraction boats, running for them just a couple minutes behind the other group.
They all celebrate having made it out successfully: eight out of the original twelve.
There's going to be a follow up where they all sit in a tv studio, having been at home for a few weeks and seen the footage and what others did/said when they weren't around. The preview for that episode shows redhead bitch saying she was sorry to Shane and saying she had no idea how she'd affected him. Psycho bitch, who threw everyone's stuff in the water, declared she wasn't sorry at all and they deserved it for being "chauvenist pigs".