My mother and father found all my cartoon incest porn

No, both of my them are ugly, and I tried to tell that I only find it hot when other people do it.

u shouldnve been explaining, u shouldve called them ugly-ass bitches

Tried?

What was the PSI on the spaghetti that erupted from your pockets?

I think that would have made things worse.

don't know. Kinda wanted to die after.

Greentext?

like how? They wouldve thrown u out of their house? How did u manage to not create yourself a position of power? Why r they able to do this to u?

I'll try, but I suck at writing.

Bad writing is part of tge sperg greentext experience. Just don't leave anything out.

Little thing you need to know
I keep my porn on 3 different things: a flash drive, the family PC, and my laptop my hard drive died a few years ago, and I lost everything. never again

>Okay… I just want it end

Could have been worse, but they haven't talked to me a few days, and my mother thinks I am peeping on her.

Ah, you froze up? That sucks, but consider that they had read to the point that fucking had happened and were still reading when you walked in. They had to have at least been curious, if not aroused themselves. The fact that they found porn that they assumed to be yours, but looked through it anyway means that they are shitty people, but also that they're curious about you on a sexual level. It's possible that their reaction was to cover up the embarrassment that they felt at becoming aroused by things they are trained to see as "degenerate". Your father asked you "what is this" when it's as obvioys as the noon day sun, and your mother asked about legality, not morality.

I suppose that's what you get for keeping it on a computer that other people use regularly.

Didn't name the porn anything, it was just a random folder, and the only reason they were there was because my mother is going to try for a new job soon, and she needed to find her resume.

Either of them ever cared about right or wrong, they cared if something would come back and bite them in the ass or not.

yeah, I know

Neither of them*

are you actually autistic?

Ouch. Hopefully this means that they'll just drop it and try to move on.

If they don't, then bring up their own fetishes as a counterpoint. Nobody but mormons can grow up and have enough sex to make a kid without figuring out their own dark desires.

Be ready, just in case your mom comes on to you. If they're as ugly as you say, then they probably don't have sex any more and she might see your fetish as a chance to get some dick again.

well fucking christ
just dump the porn then.

They weren't into it, man.
I don't know any of their fetishes, but I do know they are still fucking. They are only in their 30s.

I did, on the PC. Still have it on the flash drive and laptop

post the pic they were looking at
actually just dump your collection

They can't be that ugly, then. And even if they are, doggy stile exists.

Sorry, I am on my laptop, and this shit is show as fuck.
Maybe later, if I get to be alone with the PC

ITT: OP gets caught twice for the same thing

Well, if they walk in on him with his dick out, all he has to do is keep stroking while making eye contact. They'll either join or leave. As long as he doesn't crack first, then he wins.

I wasn't lying about me only liking incest when other people do it, besides I am ugly too, and they're 3D and I 3D, so just no

Until 2D can envelop your PD cock in wet, silky warmth, you'll have to compromise.

jesus fucking christ OP.
dump your porn folder and not those stupid fucking gifs.

I wish we had honour killings again. At the very least they should've kicked you out and disowned you.

Parents who do this shit are the most retarded motherfuckers.

Your parents are faggots.

no, I don't

sorry, here

You retard, post the picture they were looking at.

Sorry, I thought was furry, but it was this.
That needs to go in the how to train your dragon folder

This, to be honest.

When you shove your hand into a toilet and get mad at the person who shit into it, then you have completely failed to understand how toilets work and the fact that you are responsible for your own actions.

Then again, if you left it in an unprotected folder on a public computer and she stumbled upon it because you gave it a clever nonsense name like [Ax.457], then you are the one at fault.

Just label your porn as Porn, and it puts the ball in their court.

Your dad will have something to think about next time he faps

Yeah, they would have been mad if I had done that. I have a younger sister and and a really younger brother, they could have found it.
I really didn't think they could get into the folder

>It felt really good

How young? For that matter, how old are you? I just wrote and I'm in the mood to write fanfiction about your family.

little brother is 4, sister is 16

And you are…18? 20?

19

Gooood…

Just to be clear, I'll be doing bits about the whole family over the next few hours/days. I'm about to make a lot of assumptions about your family dynamics, house structure, mannerisms, and bodies that you and your family members have. If you're okay with that, then full steam ahead, but if you want certain things to be included, go ahead and tell me.

I'm not asking for all your personal information, but I'll make it as close to real as you let me.

If ask anything, then go ahead.
This sounds like it is going to be fun.

*If you want to ask anything

In that case, give me an idea of the layout of your house. More than one floor? kitchen adjacent to the entryway? Each kid gets their own room? Can you give me a rough sketch in the oekaki and tell me what is where?

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This should not expand dong.

nasty bruh

It is two-story house with a basement.
My room is the basement.
I drew pics of the lay out. Hope it helps

whoops

holy shit. this was not the direction I was expecting this thread to go in.

I am actually lucky they didn't get into my non humanoid stuff

This brings up a good point. It there a particular flavor of incest that you like best? Also, you mentioned that you have nonhuman stuff, but are you into zoo, or is it just furry versions of the same incest?

So the front door opens into the kitchen?

I like where this is going

I am into a lot things, I am going to leave that up to you.

Sorry, should have labelled some of the doors

Okay, I've got your house about down.

What's your sister like? tall, short, skinny, fat? A cunt or a lady?

Does your brother get his own room? Does he still wear diapers? Are he and you circumcised?

Do you have any pets?

Get at it Op.

short, skinny, and a cunt

he is legit autistic, so his personality is autism. if you still want to do something with him, fine I don't really care, just god's speed to you

yep

I think so

and brother does get his own room it is the #1 bed, sorry if I didn't make that clear

formally requesting /ss/ with autistic little brother and mom or sister

That works just fine. I don't know if I'll do anything with him physically getting it on, but an autistic 4 year old can be a great plot device.

Does your sister have a car and a license, or do you and your parents have to drive her around? For that matter, do you have a license and a car?

Request recieved and trips checked.

parents have to drive her around

yeah, I do

Excellent.

I think that's all I need for now. I'll screenshot my Q&A bits for future reference, and start with some straight shota, since that was specifically requested. I'll try to have it done before I knock out tonight.

Great. Thanks, writefag.
I got to go sleep, because I have to go somewhere tomorrow.
So, if I don't answer any of your questions tonight, I'll answer them tomorrow.

No worries. I have work tomorrow, but I might discreetly write with my phone during my breaks. and post it when I get home.

fuck me!

You know, I started my outlines, but do you guys want it in greentext, or a more traditional story format?

greentext

If you feel that you are able to write well traditionally, do it. Otherwise, Make up your own damn mind.

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You know, the last few times I did chan writing, I asked the same thing and got about the same response. You'd think I'd learn.

About 5 years ago my parents found chatlogs where I was talking about how great bestiality is. Fortunately the rest of the chat I was in was fucked up and mostly non-sensical so I was able to play it off as just a series of really weird inside jokes.

I don't know what I'd have done if they had found my 150GB of women being fucked by dogs and horses.

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Don't tell me that you are NOT interested in being bulled so hard that even black dicks are not enough for your bitch. I do not know how you function in society with those backwards ideals of
"Monogamy" and "mental stability".==IT IS TWENTY FUCKING SIXTEEN!!==

Care to share any more of that collection?

Well I have a bunch of this too if you'd like.

Where are you from? Caribbean?

Fucking horses is fine. Fucking niggers is not.

what the fuck man just what the fuck

>Brother is now dutifully doing his cleanup for her

This is a much better fetish.

More.

Holy FUCKING SHIT SAVED

Is there anywhere I can find more writing of yours like this? Any logs? Etc.

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That's not nearly as fucking good, dog just laying there like she's sedated or trained. That ain't best friends, that is sad.

Do you have anything of a dog actually participating

Do you have your own computer? They probably will think you have tons of illegal shit on it if you get one, but it's for the best. Your mom's going to tell her friends and word might get around. Just be prepared.

I wrote a story for 4chan a while ago based on a "You wake up with shapeshifting powers, what do?" thread, but I don't remember what site I saved it on. What are some commonly used text repositories?

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Most dogs just lay there while you fuck them. I used to have another video of some guy blowing his load in the same bitch and she flips out like it's the best thing she's ever experienced and starts licking his dick and his face like crazy, but I can't find it in this clusterfuck of a porn folder I have. If you want active animal participation the animal usually has to be male.

Nnno, the reason why you see male animals generally being more active is because they basically HAVE to be to mate. Female animals in comfortable, natural situations are just as active 99% of the time - but they are docile when you force or initiate things. Males respond actively even to rape, which unfortunately makes up the majority of this kind of content.

I understand why it's rare, though.

You know what, it was pastebin. I dug around in my phone's notebook and found it near the bottom of my master list for login info.

It seems the original premise of the thread was "You wake up as Mystique, what do?" and I took a very liberal hand in defining her powers for this. That's why the Pastebin's title is "Lewd Shapeshifter".

As usual, the thread sucked, but I felt a bit of inspiration and wrote some greentext (listed as Chapter 1). People liked it, so I wrote another. And another. And another. And before I knew it, the [Urge To Write] had me in a deathgrip.

Fair warning, I work on-call for a dairy. I was doing the work for two guys that week, putting in 14-16 hour days and still cranked out this this 34 episode saga over the course of the first 4 days. Sleep deprivation played a big part in how wild it got toward the end.

Anyway, Once I finally finished the work week and crashed out due to exhaustion, the thread fell off and died. The only reason I managed to save this was because I did all the work in a Word document and then copied it over to the thread.

pastebin.com/u/Lewd_Shapeshifter

Tomorrow, I'll get to whichever pairing strikes my fancy first in order to continue my promise to OP.

Incest is really fucked up. You should be ashamed of yourself OP.

grabes sides

your parents think you are a freak.

right now, they are in a state of shock and telling themselves it must be a phase

HAHAHAHAHAH

If you need to hide it then try harder and do your research - you actually should stop jacking off long enough to do this

Are you seriously giving random people online the layout to your house?

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I am happy I could be part of this.

They don't know where I really live, and I'd say a fap story is worth the risk.

I want bulls to leave

femanon?

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Sorry for the wait, I just got home.

I didn't get a chance to use my phone at work, so this post is to bump the thread while I write.

Sorry I fell asleep in front of the computer.

I'm going to sleep. I'll post my finished work tomorrow.

this

OP you faggot use Truecrypt

dude if you are that tired, then go to sleep
my dick needs to heal kinda anyway

You're a fag.
I don't have anything that is illegal

Why do you keep posting this thread? Was it not enough to tell us your fake story once?

no?

Keeping it bumped for the writefag.
Can never know when that one mod is going to nuke the board again.

No with a question mark? Were all here all the fucking time. At least re arrange your reposts to break the monotony. If your gonna post this shit for the next few days or weeks just please change it up a bit. This website is already more stale than a crouton

bump

ok - just know location isn't hard to find

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Nice!

Now do OP and sis or OP and mom.

Dammit, how could you be so careless?
That's one of the reasons why I never save porn and only use my own computer (and still use private browsing) for porn related stuff.

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I don't want "sister incest impregnation nakadashi" to show up when I do a presentation on my laptop.

Look at all these casuals.

There are no computers at my library. They expect everyone to bring their own laptops, which everyone does.

So had a 3sum with your parents yet op?

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A man of fine taste.

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Colgate

Crest>colgate

I hope the writefag didn't forget about us

Bamp

I didn't forget, I just had a hard day and a better idea than I started with. I had to delete the bit I made last night.

okay good

Just share what you come up with when your done, I'm sure it'll be fantastic.

>He only moved it
>Don't even know what half of these are
>Click on the INCEST because I at least know what that is
>[She starts humping against it because It feels so good]

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>With need
>No, because this was my son

>I need to get back to my bed before my husband finds out

Your father is a fagget for calling his son a fagget. 100%. Get the fuck away from him before he tries to make you gay for him if he hasn't already.

Also gay for having kids. Poor mother.

This isn't even a joke.
Abort abort, they are not on your side.

Send pics of your mom and sister OP. Don't be a fagg.

Shota incest is best incest.

Any requests for the next story? I won't be home for quite a while, but it helps to let ideas germinate in my head during the work day. Makes it less boring too.

a guy getting bulled by his little brother?

bonus points if his initial anger leads to him being okay with it because he's being a "good bro" and at least she's not out fucking chad or a bunch of tyrones

c u c k e d

Me and my sister please.
remember she is a cunt

Aren't all women?

yeah, pretty much

I don't know how I feel about this.

is it only going to be one per person, are going to come back to people?

are you going to*

I fucking love you user

My GF just found my mother.

OP your first mistake was not using linux

OP's first mistake was not storing his porn on a flash drive or external HDD

Christ, user. Least you could have done is make up some bullshit excuse like I did when I was 11.

No can do, I already established that his 4 year old brother has a normal 4 year old penis.

Will do. I'll work it out so that her cuntish behavior backfires and gets her fucked. Details as they come to me.

Do you mean one per character, or one per person in this thread? I'll be using and abusing reusing characters as inspiration and requests dictate. I don't have a way of telling who is who without mod intervention.

I can't wait for his sister to get fucked.

Hey OP. I forgot to ask about your back yard. About how big is it, and are there any features worth noting?

I am 19, and have been looking at porn since I was 9, and my parents knew it. They never really cared either. Well, father never cared, and thought it was normal part of growing up, and mother thought it was a good way to keep me from getting 3DPD pregnant, so neither of them felt like they needed to do anything. The only thing they ever really cared about was me getting viruses on the computer, but after a month, I kinda proved I knew what I was doing.
Honestly, I think they were just surprised by the kind of porn I am into.

Don't really have one.

Huh. Come to think of it, I didn't notice that there isn't a back door.

Oh well. That changes the script slightly, but the core elements are intact. I'm happy with my outline for your sister's dicking either way.

You sound like the Craigslist killer tbh

The only difference between "researching for a book to increase realism" and "researching to pull off the perfect crime" is that the author puts all of his efforts on pages instead of people's bodies.

bimp

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT OP!

You fucking Madman!

wincest for the win

you dumb or something? how would that solve anything? usually they will just find it then look in it to see whats on it, duh. they just look at your linux system and say wtf. linux is safer if you plan on having abnormal porn on your pc

You illiterate or something? OP's parents caught him because he kept his porn poorly hidden on the family PC.

If they're tech savy enough to, as you say, plug in his flash drive to snoop around for porn, I'm sure they could figure how to navigate GNOME, KDE or what ever desktop environment OP might be using.

How? Because the average person's brain will explode the second they see something or than the Windows or Apple logo?

I bet you use terms like "going dark" and think you're special for still using a desktop and not a "NSA Mobile Tracking Device"

Because the average person doesn't know how to fucking operate Linux, let alone get into certain files.

learn to use truecrypt or tails + encrypted thumb drive

Or you could just not be an idiot and take some basic security measures like putting a password on your user account and disabling the guest account so that only you can access your own computer.

sorry missed that part it was on familys pc. got nothing to say about that but dumb

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He isn't the OP.

bumperino

Hey OP, writefag here.

Is there anything that you and your sister fight over that you can tell us about? The sister story is going to start with a heated argument and some hurt feelings, so I was wondering if you had any requests for the topic of the fight.

Maybe she caught him sniffing her panties?

She and I don't really talk all that much.
We used to fight over the computer, but that ended when she got her phone.
She does beg for car rides, so there is that. She also asked for money sometimes.
Sorry, I can't be much help here.

Maybe other Anons have sisters they fight with.

Do you have wear cliches for clothes?

I need the initial conflict to not be sexual, though

No worries, I'll come up with something.

Hurry up

Sorry, I'll have to finish it tomorrow.

On the plus side, I don't have to work, so It'll be done earlier in the day than the others.

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so youre under 18 great glad we solved why youre such a retard

My mother was 16 when she got pregnant with me, she was 17 when she had me. I think my father is two years older then her.
That would make her 36, and him 38 now.

Anyways youre still a retard for saving porn on a family computer
Good luck getting out of it amigo/amiga

I know, but I have been saving it on the PC for years and have never had any problems before.
I have to to failed to adequately hide my porn by Holla Forums's standards.

>"Why aren't you watching TV in your room?"
>"You've been here for, like, an hour. It's my turn to pick"
>"No it's not. You only say it is because that's what dad says to mom when she tries to change it"
>"UGH. When it's done, then can I have it?"
>"FIne. I'll come back down when it's over."
>"What the fuck, you said it would be my turn!"
>"You also didn't come down when you said you would. I'm watching this now"
>"I HATE YOU"
>I don't really like this show either

>Something I actually do really like
>She never apologizes for her tantrums
>This must be her revenge
>Now I'm really glad I didn't drink it
>I'm thoroughly confused now
>Did my sister just try to roofie me!?
>Some laxatives are one thing, but this?
>Chastity cage!?
>WHAT THE FUCK!?

>If she was going to feel me up, I get to fondle her bits too
>I own her right now
>"Okay, last chance to stop acting like a cheap hooker. Just say the word. Hell, blink twice and I'll pull out"
>"You're a real cheap slut, so I bet all the guys in your class have been in here"
>Looks like I'm gonna have lots of fun today

nice

I used to fight with my kid sister… she'd get pissed that I came in her panties all the time… the problem was that she was wearing them at the time. It's alright between us now, though - I married her.

My sister would have made me eat all the eggs.

please do a follow up to this story-line
I want to see what my sister has to say for herself

I was definitely planning on doing a follow-up from her perspective where her memory is iffy until her brother reminds her and [REDACTED] NO SPOILERS! NONE HERE EITHER!

Whoa man, you don't want to give it all away

Well, to be honest, I'm teetering between "she loved it and slowly becomes his submissive cockslave" or "she hated it, but he swiped her pills and he can do it again whenever he wants".

I've never written Dom/Sub or Persistent Rape Entrapment, so I'm broaching new ground either way.

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I prefer the former

Just joking, man.
It was good for your first try, though I would have liked asked me if I was a sub or dom, because I am kinda of a sub not on c.u.c.k level or anything, but I would be able to get behind getting raped by my sister, maybe not the cock cage tho honestly I would have carried her up to her room, then spent the rest of the day being paranoid, but I was thinking she does get the pills back and succeeds in tricking me or something.
But still pretty good.

Well, she does have that friend that's better at daterape than her. I could work up a story where she goes for expert help and then wins round 2.

Maybe my sister tries to hook me up with her daterape friend, I take the bait, then she succeeds in subduing, then hands me over to my sister so she can have her sexy time revenge.
I'm okay with that, however I have never dated nor will ever date 3DPD, but I am willing to suspend my disbelief if you're willing to write.

I am sure whatever you come up with will be great, just trying to throw ideas around.

This thread is going places

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Still here, OP?
I have something similar that I got out of with quite the pickle, will share if you're here.

yeah, I'll be around as long as the writefag says he'll keep writing.

OP, Writefag, and a few assorted people are here. Share away.

Not that you aren't a faggot for asking permission to post on an Australian coyote skinning board.

I kinda wanna do this to my kids… if I ever have any. Just look through their porn folders, make an awkward as fuck scene.. and then pretend I never looked at any weird-ass porn when I was young.

bumpo

I wanna be the cool dad who introduces them to all this stuff

I'm saving these for future generations, please continue. Think of the children.

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HOLY FUCK DPO YOU EXPECT ME TO READ ALL THIS I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO JUST PUT ALL OF THE INFORMATION INTO YOUR BRAIN INSTEAD OF HAVING TO READ ALL THESE BS LETTERS!
GOD I HATE READING

I think we found OP's sister.

Don't worry, I'm thinking about children.

I had personal obligations yesterday, but I'll be writing more today.

already told you guys, I don't save 3DPD porn, little lone pics of people I know irl

9/10

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Usually dont like incest but what the hell, i'm already jacking off.

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Woah now, don't fall off the catalog just yet.

I going to start another thread, because the faggots mods don't understand that we're using this thread for story time.

Does he not look at the threads he bumplocks? It takes less than 5 minutes to skim through and judge the contents of a 200-250 post thread.

I think there is tool for mods to anything to threads.
So he probably just looked up a list of threads and bumplocked ones that were over x number of days old.

okay, we can bump the thread now
I thank the mod for not being a faggot

bump

Colgate ce la marde fuckarnacrist, creat ce el mieu motherfucker

The story reminds me of the only time my parents, more specificaly my mom, found out I was watching porn.

No biggie. Never cared about my mom sexually at all, I mean, I jacked off to her sometimes since I think she is hot, but nothing more.
Most of my family already knows I'm a freak about porn so I don't care that much.
And I actually sort of fucked my sister

okay…

You know people are going to ask about your sister, might as well share now

Welp…

That was part of my master plan.
In any case I have an screen cap another user made for me when I posted the story on Holla Forums. If I can't find it, I'll just write it again.

How is this even fappable?

I also have a western waifu

Here, now let me look for the pictures I cropped and posted.

And here we go.

And btw, I do find my mom attractive, but as for trying something funny with her, never cared about it. I guess I could say the same with any woman, tho.
Also, I sleep with my mom until I was like 11, and I'm mad at her because she operated her boobs. I liked her old boobs more.

Where are you from, faggot?

well no wonder you wanted to fuck her

Venezuela

Actually, I think I never thought about her that way because I was always around her. I left for my dad's house at 12, more or less, and since then I had those thoughts about her.
I used to see her naked and everything pretty often as well, but I don't particularly care for her as a woman, even when I think she is hot.

Don't really see what you mean, but I am kinda dumb

It's not that hard. I fucked my sister not only because we are just half siblings, but because we never lived together until recently, and still we don't see each other that often.
I expended so much time with my mom that I only saw her as my mom until I stopped seeing her. Still, I'd fuck her, but I don't particularly care if I do or not. Being one of the few women I've seen naked, she is likely fap material when I don't have porn, like when I get a boner during the night.

Hello prison my old friend….

I've come to talk with you again…

Shit, that reminds me.
Now, long story short, my father, supposedly, had nothing to do with my sister's mom by the time, so the pics were amusing. She is kind of ugly, tho, but still, I really like to find that kind of stuff that I wouldn't share with anyone else, makes me feel special.

I was using my dad's phone once and saw a bunch of dick picks. He's pretty sexy for being 40, women are constantly all over him. Has a big dick too.

so do I

I won't say the obvious.
In any case, I'm really insecure about my dick size.

you have to worship your dad's dick right, otherwise your mother you push you out of the way and show how it done

Pic related.

Nice fantasies guys but the only incest porn I get off to is mother/spn, brother/sister, mother/sister, father/sister. My dad's a pretty cool guy but my dick gets no tingles from him. Thanks though.

As a young man, I had women pretend to be interested in me as a trick to get closer to my father, that bastard.

God fucking damn it, that dude takes all the ideas

who the fuck said anything about you enjoying it?

Of course your duck gets no tingles, you get the tingles in your ass ;^)
This thread sure went places.

Do you guys have dads? Would ya bang em?

No, because I'm not a fag. And I sure as hell don't pay attention to how well hung he is.

You try sending a text to your friend and seeing a folder full of your dad's dick and see if you ever forget em.

No

I'd try my hardest, but it's doable. And as I said, I wouldn't think on how well hunk he is.
Do you think he actually banged your female friends?

Did you taste their pussy on his cock when you were servicing him?

General incest thread? I'm that guy from last weeks thread that's trying to fuck his sister.

Totally. I didn't really grow into his genes until I was like 20. The fucker has a thing for crazy women that are usually quite vocal, like strippers and shit. Doesn't help that he's in a biker gang.

Thanks for the idea but nah.

Shit dude, your dad sounds actually awesome.
And I meant girls from your school, for example.

If she is not interested there's little you can do, user.

I'm trying to get her interested.

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He didn't bang any girls I went to school with, as far as I know. I was young when I was with him, middle school and shit. When I was in high school he was evading the FBI, so I saw him rarely.

I might have to start another thread, guys.
This one isn't bumping

bump

who want's to make a new thread?

new thread

bumping this one
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