Angry Birds Thread 2

Hamnesty international.

No fucking way

I think the fact that the bald eagle that represents America pisses in the water and annoys everyone else is absolutely hilarious

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Gonna take my kids to see this in a few days.

I'm definitely sold on this film. I'm actually impressed that OC comparing it to the migrant crisis was rather spot-on.

I'm even more impressed that it was Angry Birds of all things to do it. 2016 has to be the year of the Happening.

This film is unquestionably a metaphor for Europe's rapefugee crisis.

any one got a webm on that speech? theyre not laughing any more

look at

Fucking
HELL.

Wait were the predictions actually true? I read reviews when it came out that said it was just a shitty and boring kids movie.

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Would I lie to you?
soundcloud.com/squf/b-i-r-d-w-a-v-e

thanks user!

Beyond the red pilling, I thought it would be shitty and boring too. But I enjoyed it and had some laughs.

Well it wasn't like London Has Fallen where they call it racist, jingoistic, or whatever. They just said it was lame and even their little kids didn't laugh.

Head honcho pig's name is get this lads "King Mudbeard"

this movie is too perfect

the name existed before the movie though
angrybirds.wikia.com/wiki/King_Mudbeard

The movie was written by the same guys that made the game. It's always been cannon that this was an anti immigration game.

That's usually a sign they're desperate to bury it without bringing any further attention to it (or it's really bland). The former will be confirmed if other signs occur being: Very limited advertising, limited cinema release then complete radio silence weeks later. It'll just vanish from the media without a trace. No mention of the controversy at all.

trips confirm

definitely watching this one

I might even pay to see it

Now this is going to sound like shameless shilling but we all need to give this movie our shekels. With a little luck the industry kikes would start pumping out similar propaganda just for the monies.

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Aw fuck yeah. OP of the last thread here. Glad you guys wanted to continue it after the last thread filled up. Someone should make a compilation of the stuff we found (Coexist sticker, Hamnesty international, etc). Did that one user every complete his Birdwave music? The one the other made was fucking great.

Scanning the last thread right now looking for all the relevant stuff. Wouldn't hurt to have a little help.

Can someone edit this in with Angry Birds scenes? Particularly the one where they steal their eggs back?

Now somebody photoshop Hitler's mustache onto the bird's eyebrows.

soundcloud.com/squf/b-i-r-d-w-a-v-e
Link to B I R D W A V E

Yes and no.

While it is good to support these guys to doing a based movie with sneaking this shit in, this was out of luck that the kikes didn't pay attention.

After this, the kikes will be monitoring and watching kids movies in production to make sure this "little accident" doesn't happen again in the future.

Their only reaction now they can do is by writing bad reviews about this shit and hoping to sweep it under the rug by pulling it from theatres early and giving it as little coverage as possible.

Even if their ticket numbers exceeded shit like star wars and ghost busters sjw edition, their news networks would easily fib up numbers and make it seem like it tanked.

the Rick Astley song is actually in the soundtrack holy shit

We had another guy working on some more but he went to sleep before finishing and then the thread hit the bump limit. Assuming he will drop into this thread some time today.

Kids are still going to drag their parents to see it no matter what the reviews say.

It was predicted to do better at the box office than Civil War; I hope that ends up happening, the salt would be epic.

Once a blu-ray rip comes out I'm going to make some dank OC

Alright good to know, I'll check it out when it hits the streaming sites.

Civil War was so lame, I'm officially done with Marvel movies. Instead of cool action I just see those kids action figure advertisements from cartoon network.

If it beats civil war, star wars, and ghost busters my sides would be in the berenstein dimension (where they belong)

Oh yes, and the probability to redpilling parents/children will be great.

This whole movie has Kek's blessing.

angrify.me/

If that happens, an internal ideological rift would rip open in Hollywood.

Nice. Those first two were me. I also was the first guy to post angrify

Thank you so fucking much.

It's unfortunately an incomplete redpill though. Having a simplified hint of a "third party" being the cause of said pigs finding their island, and tricking the birds into accepting them would have been a nice final touch. Though in fairness, they would have been way too overt.

Any other redpilled (or just non cucked) children movies?

I might gift them to my niece/nephews as a bunch.

(((expert))) (((media))) (((journalists))) say it is just a shitty and boring kids movie how unsurprising
public opinion is that these morons are full of shit and the film is good

Lion King?

reminder that if this movie is only getting shat on because of the redpills.

Sweet Jesus.

Wew

it's awfully nice of them to dedicate an entire feature film for us to shape and create memes from.

Civil War has made 942.9 million USD. Angry Birds has made 54.0 million USD. If angry birds makes over 888.9 million more, it will beat Civil War. This board has 2480 active users. 888.9 million divided by 2480 is 358,427.42. So we each need to spend $358,427.42 dollars on it, which is roughly equivalent to buying 42,772 movie tickets each.

Let's do it, Holla Forums

The original 1967 Jungle Book. But the new one is completely pozzed (there's another thread about that)

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Review websites as the likes of Rotten Tomatoes is known for critics that are easily bribed.

wait until after this weekend, the earnings will spike and we can get a better estimate.

antisage

Holla Forums makes pamphlets to give to the normies when???

Don't simply hand them out, rent a helicopter and throw them out over a populated city.

NOW

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Post Angry Bird Memes to get people interested. The more noise surrounding the movie the more people will go to see it so it will be great if tons of people put out Angry Bird stuff on the social media to get more people to see it.

The second most based helicopter rides in the world

WHERE ARE THE PAMPHLETS?

THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT TO PASS UP

REEEEEEEEEEEE

ok

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Maybe the Don will lend us his helicopter

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If we want to push these meems we should be spreading the word there.

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sage
sage all 4chan level threads

Maybe spread this to Milo and the Can't Stump the Trump guy. Milo has tons of followers and the CSTT guy is an expert meme maker

Didn't you read ? It's not a 4chan thread.

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There was an old Animal farm cartoon not sure how faithful it is to the book tho. Also not sure if the kids would get the message.

Counter-sage, Holla Forums shill :')

>>>/reddit/
>>>/4chan/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

This?

Or this?

WHY IS THIS FAGGY CULTURE WAR WITH BALLBUSTERSGATE AND ECELEBS CONSUMING ANGERBURDS THAT SHITS FOR LITTLE KIDS TO PLAY ON AIRPLANES LIKE MINECRAFT AND COCK OF DOOBIE

WHEN WAS IT CONFIRMED BY KEK, WHICH ANGURBURD IS HTILER AND WHICH ONE IS DER JUDEN

Filtered

That's the one.

Is it cringey for a 21 year old to go alone to this movie? I really wanna see it now

Who gives a shit.

Do it faggot.

Camrip user here reposting shit I found that people have remembered. If anyone else remembers something let me know and I'll try find it.

Is there a scene explicitly showing how the sheriff owl is actually just a tiny owl with a jewish-looking bigger bird under the coat calling the shots?

This, didn't see a cap of that in the last thread.

Notice the 4th on the first image

WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF OUR FLOCK, AND A FUTURE FOR AVIAN HATCHLINGS

Yes, in fact Red exposes it himself, but it would be best made into a webm and I can't into webm.

So this is what it feels like to have media pander directly to you.

Just made this it's shit though so somebody who knows what they're doing could probably make something better.

We're still waiting for high-quality torrents to come out, which could take a few more weeks, possibly months.

Works just fine except for the slow-down on the explosion.

Improvement might be flashing back and forth between multiple clips and Red's increasing anger/his fist balling up before the punchline at the end.

It's in the trailer.

I guess we now know why muslims don't eat pork. It would be cannibalism.

Overlap it with some music, and mute the parts from Angry Birds.

Ok, this is crazy level. Even doing the ISIS one finger thing.

Oh wow, Jon Vitti is the one who wrote the episode in which Hank gets dolphin-raped. I think he also did Peggy's Magic Sex Feet.

Holy shit what?

WHY AREN'T WE BLASTING THIS WITH POSITIVE REVIEWS

Better version

So when are we starting overdubbing Red's dialogues with Hitler speeches?

You never saw the episode Jon Vitti Presents Return to La Grunta where Hank gets molested by a dolphin or the episode where Peggy accidentally becomes the star of a foot fetishist site? Two of the best episodes of King of the Hill. So the guy who wrote those episodes was apparently the writer of the Angry Birds movie, so I see it start to make some sense of how it can be so based.

I haven't had a TV since the early 90's.

Be sure to ensure you know how to spell first.

For fuck's sake. Is this the work of a dumbass or a supreme subversive shill to make us look retarded?

Did my part. Get to work, goyim.

THE MEMES
THE MEMES
THE MEMES
THE MEMES
THE MEMES

Darude and Rick Astley, this is too much.

That's not very smart, you have to keep abreast of whats being pumped into the minds of plebes if you want to understand and deconstruct it.

I suppose so but I got sick of it being pumped into my kids so I got them into books and sports before they were old enough to remember we ever had a tv.

Oh shit he was in the soundtrack wasn't he?
Speaking of

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Oh, well if you have kids, then OK; I'm still a hermit monk, so I have more leeway in these matters.

MEANWHILE ON CUCKCHAN

boards.4chan.org/co/thread/82960005

O V E R L O A D
V
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We've opened Pandoras Box of memes

Burying your head in the sand isn't going to save you from it.

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That sounds like Holla Forums trying to make it fit their bbeg.

==RICK ASTLEY IN SOUNDTRACK–
DARUDE CONFIRMED REDPILLED

THIS IS TOO MUCH, OUR MEMES HAVE TRANSCENDED THE MORTAL PLANE

DID AN ACTUAL Holla ForumsLACK MAKE THIS MOVIE???

Meme it Holla Forums

have we lost control?

THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME

HE FUCKING LOVES THIS MOVIE
twitter.com/Darudevil
twitter.com/Darudevil

Any links where i can write positive reviews for? Any websites that are requently used for movies like this?

This. You can't fix the culture if you're completely fucking ignorant.

You're not going to find the cure to cancer if you don't study it, my negroid.

Nor will I find the cure by watching a tumor grow on my genitals.

Geez, are you that fucking weak-minded that you might fall victim to kike propaganda from simply gazing upon it?

I know this is obviously the shape of the birds feet. but it all adds up

It's really not complicated or worth deconstructing, any adman can tell you that.

You're basically admitting that the Jews have power over you, that you're easily controllable.

Again….there was a time where you could stick your head in the hand and ignore this shit but that time has passed. The enemy knows everything about us yet you refuse to know anything about them.

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There is no 'control'.

There never was.

We simply channel that which is, what must be.

The Nouns have set our path, the Old Gods oversee our journey, and the memes guide us.

We no more control the memes than a sailor controls the waves.

Do not get arrogant - that is the way of the Semite.

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*the Norns

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Shut the fuck up and stop derailing the thread you cunts. The same bullshit happened in the last thread, all going well until two aspies decided to sperg out at each other to the tune of 100+ wasted replies.

MEEEEEEEEEEEMES!!!

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WITH THE POWER OF MEMES WE CAN CREATE ANY BIT OF MEDIUM WE WANT

THIS MOVIE IS PROOF

LET'S MEME A SONG NEXT

The Fire Rises

The Sand Storms

The Wind Blows

Who The Hell Do You Think We Are?

This movie heals the population

Our memeing will pierce the heavens!

HOLY TRIPS CONFIRM BASED MOVIE

What in the fuck is this semetic bullshit I'm seeing?

No fucking way. Praise kek!

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND RATE THIS MOVIE

we need to fight the Juden and meme this jem straight to the top

WHEN THIS MOVIE HITS 88% YOUR GOING TO SEE SOME SERIOUS SHIT

Hey guys this movie is totally about cucks and virgins, trust me :^)

4chan's Holla Forums has always been garbage, and one of the first places the SJWs infiltrated.

A bunch of autists with the pseudonym 'Adolf Knitler' is only going to backfire.

isn't that where the brony cancer started?

There and Holla Forums, I am not sure which one came first.

Should say, "The existence of our flock".

This man is a genius.

Fucking pathetic. Lets vote boys!

Im going to take my dad to this for fathers day.

also forbe's review of the movie recognizes the message, but claims its about "american imperialism" go figure.

IT MUST BE KNOWN. THIS IS IMPORTANT

Are there any shots in the movie of a pig doing the (((hand rub)))

If that exists, and we meme it into the heavens, it will lead the people to the true redpills, and their salvation.

I'm getting the bluray and showing this to my kids in the future

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

OUR MEMES HAVE HIT CRITICAL MASS

did some minor digging, turns out the screenwriter wrote a bunch of classic Simpsons episodes. Wrote for King of the Hill too.

hmmmmmmm

Heres all the KOTH episodes he worked on:

- Lucky's Wedding Suit (2007) … (consulting producer)
- Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies (2007) … (consulting producer)
- Hair Today, Gone Today (2007) … (consulting producer)
- Peggy's Gone to Pots (2007) … (consulting producer)
- Grand Theft Arlen (2007) … (consulting producer)
- The Passion of the Dauterive (2007) … (consulting producer)
- Glen Peggy Glen Ross (2007) … (consulting producer)
- Hank Gets Dusted (2007) … (consulting producer)
- Luanne Gets Lucky (2007) … (consulting producer)
- Blood and Sauce (2007) … (consulting producer)
- Serpunt (2007) … (consulting producer)
- The Peggy Horror Picture Show (2007) … (consulting producer)
- Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story (2001) … (consulting producer)
- Hank's Back Story (2001) … (consulting producer)
- The Trouble with Gribbles (2001) … (consulting producer)
- It's Not Easy Being Green (2001) … (consulting producer)
- Hank's Choice (2001) … (consulting producer)
- The Exterminator (2001) … (consulting producer)
- Luanne Virgin 2.0 (2001) … (consulting producer)
- Ho, Yeah! (2001) … (consulting producer)
- Now Who's the Dummy? (2001) … (consulting producer)
- Hank and the Great Glass Elevator (2001) … (consulting producer)
- Yankee Hankee (2001) … (consulting producer)
- Chasing Bobby (2001) … (consulting producer)
- 'Twas the Nut Before Christmas (2000) … (consulting producer)
- What Makes Bobby Run? (2000) … (consulting producer)
- When Cotton Comes Marching Home (2000) … (consulting producer)
- Peggy Makes the Big Leagues (2000) … (consulting producer)
- Spin the Choice (2000) … (consulting producer)
- I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over, I Want to Know Right Now, Will It Be… Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo… (2000) … (consulting producer)
- The Buck Stops Here (2000) … (consulting producer)
- The Perils of Polling (2000) … (consulting producer)
- Peggy's Fan Fair (2000) … (consulting producer)
- Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet (2000) … (consulting producer)
- Flush with Power (2000) … (consulting producer)
- Nancy Boys (2000) … (consulting producer)
- Meet the Propaniacs (2000) … (consulting producer)
- Hank's Bad Hair Day (2000) … (consulting producer)
- Won't You Pimai Neighbor? (2000) … (consulting producer)
- Bill of Sales (2000) … (consulting producer)
- Movin' on Up (2000) … (consulting producer)
- Naked Ambition (2000) … (consulting producer)
- High Anxiety: Part 2 (2000) … (consulting producer)
- Hanky Panky: Part 1 (2000) … (consulting producer)
- Rodeo Days (2000) … (consulting producer)
- Old Glory (2000) … (consulting producer)
- Hillennium (1999) … (consulting producer)
- To Kill a Ladybird (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Not in My Back Hoe (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Happy Hank's Giving (1999) … (consulting producer)
- A Beer Can Named Desire (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Aisle 8A (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Little Horrors of Shop (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Bills Are Made to Be Broken (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Cotton's Plot (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall (1999) … (consulting producer)
- As Old as the Hills (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Take Me Out of the Ball Game (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Wings of the Dope (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Death and Texas (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Revenge of the Lutefisk (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Dog Dale Afternoon (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Hank's Cowboy Movie (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Love Hurts and So Does Art (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Escape from Party Island (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Jon Vitti Presents: 'Return to La Grunta' (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Sleight of Hank (1999) … (consulting producer)
- The Wedding of Bobby Hill (1999) … (consulting producer)
- De-Kahnstructing Henry (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Three Coaches and a Bobby (1999) … (consulting producer)
- To Spank with Love (1999) … (consulting producer)
- A Fire-fighting We Will Go (1999) … (consulting producer)
- Pretty, Pretty Dresses (1998) … (consulting producer)
- Good Hill Hunting (1998) … (consulting producer)
- Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men (1998) … (consulting producer)
- Peggy's Pageant Fever (1998) … (consulting producer)
- Next of Shin (1998) … (consulting producer)
- Pregnant Paws (1998) … (consulting producer)
- Peggy's Headache (1998) … (consulting producer)
- And They Call It Bobby Love (1998) … (consulting producer)
- Death of a Propane Salesman (1998) … (consulting producer)
- Leanne's Saga (1998) … (consulting producer)
- Hank's Dirty Laundry (1998) … (consulting producer)

this is Holla Forums's official anthem now

I expect it to be used in completely unrelated OC

holy shit the second half of the is

dank as fuck

I made it a point to ax the bad Simpsons episodes he wrote

Did my part, m8
IMdb is alot more positive though

Might even go to the cinema.

Anyways, I just recorded this reaction video, nice potential, guy keeps repeating "triggered", glowing "TRIG'd" button. Ripped of "EEVblog #879 - R&S HMO1202 Hacking Extended Version".
Wanted to share it with you guys because I found it hilarious, but obviously not worth its own thread.

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And here is the video.

I was offered a job at a local mall cinema where they will most likely be showing Angry Birds, I'm planning to take the job, what should I do once i'm working there?

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aussies are pro at triggering.

Make a copy of the HD digital version obviously.

ORLY?

splice in an unedited hitler speech at the end

Now that is some top tier cultural enrichment

Do this after you get us a copy.

Fucking fantastic

>I

Get us a copy.

Somebody comes up and asks you, "That's a cell phone game. What's the movie even about?"
HE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF HIS FLOCK AND A FUTURE FOR AVIAN HATCHLINGS

just reviewed it on rotten tomatoes and IMDB

good job

lmao. it even looks like a bunch of pigs standing around the Kaaba

I was able to quickly find it, in Spanish.

I always though the game was about immigrants, but it makes more sense for the birds to be the inmigrants:
They are the ones which move, the pigs are bunkered down.
There are many shapes, sizes and color of bird, the pigs look more homogeneous.

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that's pushing it

Eh, just kinda looks like it. I don't think he means it was an intentional design choice.

I need a hq rip of the movie so I can cut scenes up and make a Holla Forums trailer of it to this song.

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choown

The green one is better.

disregard, I meant:

ahahaha that's amazing

Hell I think I remember seeing that have a low score before.

Why even live?

Is there an "allahu ackbar" moment in the movie ?

Pic related, kebab screwing up and blowing themselves.

Disney movies when walt was in control

HOLY FUCK ITS ACTUALLY REAL
MEME MOVIE CONFIRMED

Everything is so backwards my head is spinning.

Race war. The movie is a prequel.

European true diversity vs mudshit brown.

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do we have any MAGA hat shops of the birds yet?

Bibbidy bump for angry justice.

Shit man stop shilling.

archive.is/vX4oq

This is getting better and better. The finns have definitely exceeded my expectations of this movie.
See you in the cinemas.

Oh and the media must be on suicide watch after this success. Lulz

Episode example for each:

Legend of Tarzan "The Seeds of Destruction." a man-made ecological disaster forces the Elephants into the territory of the Gorillas. Naturally they can't live together and tensions boil over into all out war over space and resources. A great redpill.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0_2Rm7n2hEI

Recess: "Economics of Recess"

Crypto-jew TJ Detweiler builds himself up from nothing to become a powerful buisness magnate, but goes turbokike and begins to jew everyone, even his own friends.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WO3fGMl7n8I

Thank you based Suomi, I'll try not to call you autistic mongoloids in the future and fail, because he who cannot handle the banter doesn't belong in Europa.

I mean aside from the fact that it's redpilled as fuck it looks very well animated.

So I watched the trailers…

Blessed be those fantastic digits

"Yes Goyim! We are redpilling you against the muzzies! Spread our movie to the four corners of the world and join the Army to defeat Israel's enemies!

Now go watch Angry Burgs…aww I mean Angry Birds"

Produced by
(((John Cohen))) … producer
Mikael Hed(((?))) … executive producer
(((David Maisel))) … executive producer
(((Kimberley Gray Rozner))) … associate producer
Catherine Winder(((?))) … producer

Produced by a LITERAL neo-COHEN and his fellow tribesmen.

Holla Forums might as well start worshiping Micheal Savage and Pamela Gellar…and Ben Shapiro.

because they "redpill" against the muz also.

Thanks for the bump chaim

that kid looks so fuking faggy

someone help him.

it was made by finns, you dumb kike
your fellow members of the tribe are the distributors because muh shekels

If you think Chaim would be against this thread and waste of total fucking time, then you are retarded and an useful idiot.

Chaim would be applauding this promotion/"redpilling" because it takes heat off of jews.

You suck at strategy and you clearly don't know your enemy. You don't know what makes the Jew tick.

Or are just a JIDFer promoting this doghit.

No, you idiotic fucking kike. Look at the Producers of the film.

LOOK:
Produced by
John Cohen … producer
Mikael Hed … executive producer
David Maisel … executive producer
Kimberley Gray Rozner … associate producer
Catherine Winder … producer

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You still didn't sage. New here?

Fuck off Wingstein

reposting from last thread

how much are you getting paid, chaim?

the film is explicitly nationalist and resistant to invasion from outsiders, with direct references to the cucking of Europe/germany - moreover it names the jew (wingstein)
the creative control of the film was in the hands of based finns

go shill somewhere else, faggot

Nope, I never saged before. Been posting here for about a year. been jew wise for about 6.

Chan boards didn't invent the redpill.

Faggot, Jews do not care if you redpill against the muzzies.

Jews especially don't care if you use an allegory for muzzies…and have a small character in the film called "wingstein".

Your fucking jew-lead meme is going to crash, kike.

That's my final comment on your operation, Heebenstein

Produced by
John Cohen … producer
Mikael Hed … executive producer
David Maisel … executive producer
Kimberley Gray Rozner … associate producer
Catherine Winder … producer

You are so full of shit it's spraying out of your ears at mach 3.

Here's something to pay attention to. There's going to be a salt avalanche from moviejournopros.

Don't miss it!

nice

WEW LAD. Sides are gone.

twitter.com/AngryBirds/status/630654302801936384
archive.is/W76wW

gave it 5 stars for great justice. am encouraging normalfag friends to do it too :)

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BEST

Comfirmed extremely buttmaddened shill. Meme magic is powerful stuff. The day of the free bird is coming.

This can't be real…

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Jesus fucking christ this is proving to be the wildest of rides.

did someone hire the Sonic the Hedgehog twitter guy to tweet for Angry Birds as well?

NO SURVIVORS

clarification image.

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Kids should be going to see this masterpiece rather than the Pixjew Zootopia

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That image irks me but knowing that it has 8 points instead of six helps a little.

File name is mfw.

>Dumb Cunt ruins natural habitat because SHE doesn't like the way it smells, everyone else is like that's just how shit is.

meant for

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MY BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE THIS MOVIE AND EVERYTHING ELSE AROUND IT.

IT'S TOO GOOD.

I'M GOING TO SEE THIS SHIT.

????

This guy gets more and more based.

Thread derailer.

sauce?

It's InCase
Not sure which of his it is though
You degenerate

"Don't be afraid to stand up for yourself."

Good work, user.

Shit forgot to spoiler the image.

Thank you anons would you fellow anons not also be degenerate for knowing?

It seems Holla Forums remains the worst board on that cancerous site.

Fake, a few instruments have been added.

Is there any memetics going on considering the most viewed trailer features Foreigner's song "Hot Blooded?"

Foreigners make the entire island "hot blooded", surely this can't be just coincidence anymore?

ayyy

Someone get this hothead outta here.

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16% is not actually that high.
Out of the other movies premiering this weekend

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR 21.46%
NEIGHBORS 2: SORORITY RISING 47.11%
NICE GUYS 0%

And compared to other recent kids movies:

THE JUNGLE BOOK 57.48%
ZOOTOPIA 11.81%
KUNG FU PANDA 3 34.75%
THE BFG 40.06%

cuckaganda

It's not tumblr, they said

There was a time, only months ago, when I would've said this was a coincidence. But you've won Holla Forums, there's no coincidence in these two degenerate clusterfucks being Jewish made.

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Wew lad.

Great work.

It's not my fault InCase has a cuck fetish. The artwork is good enough that I am willing to ignore it.

I don't believe that for a second. They probably just don't have data on it.

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Producers don't do much

is this real? this cant be real

What the actual fuck?

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The Tarzan tv series was pretty hit or miss, but goddamn did it have it's shining moments.

I remember one episode when Jane's friend's visited, and they asked about Tarzan's family. He just deadpan goes "My parents were murdered. In this room. Right there". Had me in fucking stitches.

I haven't seen a cockmongler post in a long time.

What a time to be alive.

I fucking knew it.

THIS IS NO ACCIDENT GENTS, WE'RE FULLY STRAPPED IN FOR THE RIDE OF A LIFE TIME

Just because I'm willing to ignore the agenda it doesn't mean I'm not rightfully ashamed of it.

It just gets better and better.

They actually tweeted it twice for some reason

twitter.com/AngryBirds/status/731441641651732480

twitter.com/AngryBirds/status/731952393655619584

Being ashamed isn't enough when you're actively supporting someone like that for the sake of your cock.

Just ignore this faggot shill. They used the exact same talking point in the last thread and the shill and people responding to him filled it up in just a handful of hours.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

themoviespoiler.com/2016Spoilers/AngryBirds.html

>Red finds Mighty Eagle looking through his binoculars to spy on an old lady bird. When Red looks through it, he spots the pigs placing TNT and dynamite around the village. Red, Chuck, and Bomb rush back to the village and come across the pigs stealing the eggs while the other birds are attending a party the pigs threw for them. Chuck rushes into the party to warn everyone while Red and Bomb run to the ship. They grab onto the net holding all the eggs. Bomb climbs up the chain to try and blow it up, but Leonard and his henchpigs spray him with a hose, knocking him and Red into the water.

>The next morning, all the birds in the village see the ruin of their homes and the loss of their eggs. Peckinpah approaches Red and expresses remorse for not listening to him when he suspected the pigs. When asked for a plan, Red says they must make their own boat and follow the pigs back to their island, and they are gonna have to get angry if they want their eggs back.

>The birds build their boat and attach the giant slingshot to it. They arrive at Piggy Island outside the pigs' city. Leonard, who also happens to be their King Mudbeard, presents the eggs to the other pigs as they prepare to feast on them. The birds then set up the slingshot to launch themselves into the city.

Where were you when Angry Birds redpilled kids the world over?

>Mighty Eagle gets all the credit for the egg rescue

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER LADS

What do you mean. I don't get it.

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What am I missing here?

I already have kids of my own. I can watch all the porn I want guilt free.

These finns are big guys.

Have we started the fire?

Yea, it sounded too good to be true so I looked at the imdb page with the coincidence detector addon and found 7 Jews.

Getting caught was apart of their plan.

That's retarded logic, you can't support degenerate culture thereby making it the norm whilst claiming to be red-pilled. You're just as bad as an actual cuck.

what said, it's Baneposting, look up "get this hothead outta here".

It's fully memetic of proportions not yet seen by Holla Forums, the Finns are truly trained in the ways of meme magic.

Depends if you're a big guy.

What do you goys think about The Neon Demon by Winding Refn? Pic related. It also got booed at at Cannes these days.
archive.is/f3yUr

Sounds promising if you ask me.

Winding Refn also directed Drive.
Fyi

SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

Or you could just fuck your wife.

Well they did invent the stereotypical looking badger

Someone needs to tweet the angry birds account and call them a big guy.

Drive was one of the best movies to come out of this decade, the Dark Knight/Dark Knight Rises as well.

I would but my only account is for ebola-chan

Holy shit getting caught might actually be part of their plan. If this movie gets banned people are going to want to know why.

She's dead, suppose I still could though.

That synopsis sounds redpilled, and the buttmangled lugenpresse response makes me assume that it's worth watching.
-Joseph Goebbels

(Heil Hitler)
Forgot the link ffs.

youtube.com/watch?v=rqbckoIEJGo

twitter.com/Ebola_Fan22/status/734218423589208064

STEREOTYPICAL

Visually stunning movie, shines a huge spot light over degeneracy with covert Jewish redpills.

Not to mention the lead role is actually played by an Aryan and only just turned 18 IRL.

omfg

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I love that guy.

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What's especially disconcerting is how he talks. Regardless of whether it's hatechan, halfchan or any of the others, there a certain "cadence" to how regulars write. You know how you can spot a fresh shill right off the bat? He feels worse than that. His post reads just like a tumblr blog, but with real punctuation.

kek

I'm annoying myself with this creator

It's the writing style of women and gays

I can spot a wild tumblrtard from 50 paces dude, I know what you're talking about. I have 5 different sockpuppet accounts on tumblr as 5 different identities. I sniffed that shit on him immediately.

Holy shit.

Did anyone point out yet that Mighty Eagle's lake of "wisdom", he pisses in it every single morning?

Wisdom is your body of knowledge, and your body of knowledge in this case is full of piss.

Mighty Eagle represents the authority figure and the lake of "wisdom" is what your average person drinks at to gain 'wisdom', except your 'wisdom' is diluted. The authority figure pisses all over the knowledge you get so your wisdom is 'tainted'.

THE FINNS ARE ACTUALLY GOING ALL OUT!

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Little Ben will never live that down.

Is there a collection of these poster-like balls?

Kek. They're so desperate. I love how they've been lying so blatantly lately and absolutely nobody is fucking buying it.

G-goddamnit… ;_;

I know it's just dumb fucking nationball comics but goddamn

Oh god, this is really happening.

They're afraid.

So you've found syxysm on YouTube. What else is new?

What is this one supposed to even prove?

Stop being so salty over pyyple with actual lives not liking your dumb, racist movie.

You boyim really need to accept the fact that this is a movie for children and not adults, grow up, and get on with your lives.

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soundcloud.com/squf/b-i-r-d-w-a-v-e-p-i-g-g-i-e-s-g-e-t-o-u-t

i just woke up fellas but here you go

oy vey its anudda shoah

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These songs are great!

You misspelt history, m80.

Relax. It's just a pun in a kids' movie.

Oh, some digital animator probably thought it would be funny. It kind of is clever. Anyway, it's only on screen for less than one second. In a kids' movie.

See, for laughs!

Pigs roll around in mud, you know.

Gas the kikes.

I love that we can knowingly misuse these foolproof excuses when (((they))) spaz out.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/baneposting
knowyourmeme.com/memes/someone-get-this-hothead-outta-here
Guys at >>/bane/ are probably responsible for the Germanwings Flight 9525 disaster, making it clear that meme magic is a thing.

I'm watching this videogame movie not just to support the redpilling (I'm going tomorrow with my whole family, I'll be sure to comment later on the subtext) but also to understand how magic works.

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We need to upload these masterpieces to Jewtube, and do everything we can to make them go viral
Great work user

Fuck this is great, user

Bit like when the Drive director was like "Me? Anti-semitic symbolism? Pfft I ain't that clever!"

Even though the Great Dane is, considering there's hidden red pills in every single one of his films from Bronson onwards

The assblasting going on here is marvelous.
I'd rather play Angry Birds than the new Battlefield with the nignog as the lead.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
This is great.

Aye, I noticed that very same thing.

Convenient how currency is a metric for quality when it comes to their Jewish sit-coms and "VIDEO-GAMES ARE BIGGER THAN HOLLYWOOD" lines, yet when the table is turned it doesn't matter at all.

This palpable fear, this absolute devastation of their ideology. I could get used to this feeling.

So a low score from the site but a much higher score from the users means some yuge red pill is being suppressed, right?

rottentomatoes.com/m/alvin_and_the_chipmunks_the_road_chip/

WHAT'S THE SEEKRIT KINSPEERCY REDPILL IN ALVIN, STORMDERPS?

WHERE IS YOUR PARANOIA NOW?

Filtered.

Eh? But (You) (You) (You) You) (You) (You) (You) (You) You) (You) (You) (You) (You) You) (You)(You) (You) (You) You) (You) (You) (You) (You) You) (You) (You) (You) (You) You) (You)

That's still a rotten score. Angry Birds is actually fresh.

A daily reminder to report and filter all Rachposters

Somebody get me some water, I'm going to choke on all this salt.

Shouldn't you be shilling the Holla Forums thread? Doing double-duty tonight, Moshe?

I wanna see more of the yellow one
he seems like hes a cheeky little cunt m80

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Shill detected.

The content of the movie is a big factor goy. The fact of the matter is Angry Birds has content that liberals would want to suppress. You are engaging in incomplete comparisons just because "I'm trollin' these ebil nazis lmao".

If you have no intention of defending your point properly and instead just acting like an asshat then people are going to filter you and there is nothing you can do about it. Stop projecting how salty you are that you are getting filtered onto other people.

Oh? Is "freshness" all that matters, regardless of the percentage differences? Then I'm sure the rating given to X-Men: The Last Stand will have you crying "WEDPILL WEDPILL", correct?

Face it stormderps, there is no kinspeercy on Rotten fucking Tomatoes to oppress muh anti-immigrant political undertones. It's just you getting way too excited over something intended for small children, like a bunch of fucking bronies.

I took my two kids to see the Angry Birds movie today, it was their first trip to a theater. I hadn't read about it prior other than a review bitching about puke/poop/pee jokes.

At about 15-30 min in, there was no doubt in my mind the film was red pilled as fuck.

Establishment and government telling one "Angry" bird that the invaders were their friends, while all the while the invaders came to kill their children. The pigs wanted to commit Birdie Genocide.

At first I thought it was about the US/Mexico (The timing, especially with Trump labelled as "Angry" couldn't be better). The eagle sealed the idea that it was about Europe for me though.

The Eagle spying on the old lady when he should have been looking for the terrorist (pigs!) who were planing dynamite was a direct reference to the US spying on Merkel and US Surveillance in general.

Also the Eagle pissing in the lake of knowledge as another user pointed out…too funny.

I thought I was going to take my kids to a shitty film today. I expected something full of leftist bullshit, and instead they got to watch a film that teaches them it's ok to stand up for themselves and their people, that government officials lie, and to be skeptical of "others".

It was a damn good day.

Pic related. I'm a lybyryl and there's nothing wrong with stupid chyldryn seeing a stupid movie about stupid birds hitting stupid pigs. It's a retarded waste of money, just like all things designed for chyldryn are, but it's nothing to get worked up over.
Name them, and tell me how I can make them complete to such an extent that you will change your mind on this issue.

I don't understand why do some anons keep posting that woman's face, who is she?

It was at 8.3 yesterday. (((They))) are fucking with the scores.

Aw shit niggers. We've stumbled upon some deep shit. It's been a while since this faggot has done anything other than make his own threads.

its called rachposting, rachel maddow, and its supposed to epicly rile you up and troll you, but in fact its just gay.

Hello newfriend.

The personification of everything wrong with society.

Just filter the faggot. He's already earned his eight dollars.

thank you

Even more newfriends! Hilterious.

But really, this thread isn't about me - it's about a dumb kids' movie that sucked at the box office because it was poorly written right-wing UKIP-tier nonsense. #DealWithIt

Hey look, it's Ben Flapiro!

Get out of here, you hummingbird.

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Is there anywhere to watch this online yet?

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Give your shekels to something worth supporting.

We need to reclaim Holla Forums, or at least burn it to ash.

Even the comics are based.

fucking fnords.

I plan on seeing it in theaters tomorrow, but I can't sleep and want to watch it now

Do yourself a favor and don't watch a shitty cam-rip.

(heil hitler)

get your tin-foil crap out of here

You didn't take into account the fact that the content of this kid's movie clearly makes reference to the refugee crisis while the other movies you mentioned make no references whatsoever.

Additionally, the criticisms directed towards this movie have no solid basis. Bad animation? The animation in this movie wasn't stunning, but it definitely wasn't something to warrant such criticism that some "journalists" completely dismiss the movie as trash. Some of the articles like the one from New York Post attack the political connotations of the movie.

The reviews posted in are all posted in the same timeframe and all of the reviews are negative ones attacking the same two points.

The movies you mentioned had no political connotations to them and additionally were bad movies that did awful with viewers that were over 12 years of age.

Listen, I'm not praising the ground that the creators of the movie walk upon. But considering the fact that most childrens' movies these days spout liberal non-sense about "acceptance" and "diversity" it is nice to see a change in the trend. And there are legitimate reasons to suspect that liberals would want to smear this movie to try and make it appear unappealing.

The Angry Birds thread on Holla Forums could use more shitposting.

MAKE IMDB AND RT ACCOUNTS

WRITE POSITIVE REVIEWS PRAISING THE FILM AS A FUN, HARMLESS FAMILY COMEDY

STUFF COMMENT SECTIONS IN NEGATIVE REVIEWS ATTEMPTING POLITICAL ANALYSIS OF WILD TINFOIL HAT CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND READING FAR TOO MUCH INTO A KID'S FILM

If we're to be engaged in a kulturkampf with Hollywood's chosen people, let's play them at their own game. I doubt this'll beat Civil War's numbers purely due to momentum and branding (it's what, the 10th Marvel movie?), but if we can meme this into destroying Ghostbusters' box office numbers the salt harvest will set new records.

It's Rachposter fam. There's literally nothing you can say to him that results in something constructive. He exists solely to shitpost and rustle jimmies. Just ignore him. The thread will get filled up with this shit just like the last one otherwise.

what the hell are you talking about?

i know a fnord when I see one.

*WITH ACCUSATIONS OF

Don't post when sleep deprived, kids.

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Shortened, and volume increased.

Robert Anton Wilson is an uninitiated hack.

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sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiit
illuminati predicted Finnish memes

uninitiated into what, you sperg?

I never even mentioned RAW

This conversation ends now.

never use that word again you fool

what's the matter, you can't see fnords? or are you worried that 'meme magic' won't become the new slang for them?

I know. I just wanted to prove to the other people in this thread that he has no intention of engaging in a civilized way and instead spends his time solely creating flawed arguments and ad hominems.

It's irretrievable. Has been for years. Needs a scorched earth policy.

How does this works? Is is based on the popularity of the websites?

I just find weird that all the highlighted reviews are negative. Fuck, the first one calls the movie "abomination".

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Please redpill me on the banecrash scene. I know the memetic connection to Germanwings and all, and yes it is ridiculous and funny to spout the memes, but is there really anything there?

Someone else said that Nolan made TDKR to check if anyone still watched movies critically, which he found they didn't. I agree more with the line "he threw a bunch of shit up on the wall to see what sticks", probly because he was pissed that Ledger had to off himself and ruin the next Joker plot.

But i didnt notice any of the deep shit like in drive or other films.

It's about marketing to polarizing demographics. There is a bigger force at play then any of us can imagine.

It's obviously Rovio, who is behind that movie for the most part. I guess Sony and that Cohen producer is just in for some remaining necessary shekel lending.

Just went and watched it. There is literally a scene where red says "there's something not kosjher about those pigs."

This movie is so full of redpills and other amazing tidbits I'm amazed this ever made it past the drawing board!

Someone else said that Nolan made TDKR to check if anyone still watched movies critically, which he found they didn't. I agree more with the line "he threw a bunch of shit up on the wall to see what sticks", probly because he was pissed that Ledger had to off himself and ruin the next Joker plot.

Makes sense.

There's a extremely dumb scene involving a nuclear explosion at the end of the movie.

There's a # on Twitter trending called LiveFromThe1800s

The lack of education is killing me

That's a joke even Jews would laugh at though.

As for Rotten Tomatoes, I learned to ignore the critic's reviews a long time ago because they've completely panned some movies I really enjoyed and also lauded shitty movies to the skies. I go by audience reviews only, and even though that means I can't go opening night to most movies, it's paid off because I haven't walked out in the middle of a shit movie since I started doing that.

Every once in a while I get a movie that the audience liked that I didn't, like the last Star Wars, but there's certain films with fanboys that would praise ANYTHING from that franchise. Just because a shit Twilight movie gets good reviews from fans is no reason for me to see it. If I'm interested in the subject to begin with and it gets good audience reviews, I go see it. If not, welp, saved $30 on a night out at the movies.

Why, user?

You made the claim that the Angry Birds movie is being given low ratings by critics but higher ratings by audiences because of its content. Now prove that this is true of Alvin and the fucking Chipmunks, which has nearly double the disparity you stormderps are complaining about with Angry Birds, or GTFO.

Fully visible hamnesty international pic

Delicious.

Also, that filename. How many fucking gigs of Maddow pictures do you have taking up space you sad, sad little man? Goddamn

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Holy shit is the candle a stick of dynamite?

Sides=annihilated

The failure of Alvin was a sacrifice for the success of nogwars.

You made me unhide his post there. Priceless.

Those digits man

The best part is, the more time this Tumblr-tier retard, clearly secure in their own assumed intelligence, spends here the more they're going to get broken down by exposure to objective facts.

Just give it a few months. They'll either become one of us or have a complete nervous breakdown.

And then become one of us.

The pig city place is full of silly things

Are the only two good uploads so far the russian cam and spanish cam?

I made thing

Absolutely delightful, muh niggaz.

My bad, wrong file

I've got a bunch of them.

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No third Reich version?

I might have one

Imperial Germanyball will have to do

Magical. 10/10

Noice. That quality tho.

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And that's all I've got for the high quality country balls drawn by this artist.

Awesome stuff

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Wow. These two aspects are just too much. I mean, usually it's much more subtle or some backwards interpretation, but this is outright saying that Coexist and Amnesty International are the subversive tools of sinister pigmen invaders. Like, that is in the film's actual straightforward context. This is a major hollywood production, that is outright promoting the muslims are invaders and such perspective. Holy fuck. I'm stunned.

It's a special feeling, isn't it

Moviebank for Bernie Angry Birds!

I just saw this movie 9 times today, MATCH ME!

Fucking brilliant.

Upload it to Jewtube and make it go viral.

Kek will lead us to a assured victory.

Beautiful.

By that logic, Calvin Klein is also a tool of sinister pigmen invaders, see:

Do you think it isn't?

Yeah

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holy shit that resume alone is enough to go see the movie

;>

pic related

;_;/10

Well they didnt go with Hogo Boss

ITT: Viralfags and their victims

Eagle

checked for prosperity

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Do you happen to have one for Colombia?

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I thought this was a fucking joke…come on

Holla Forums IS ALWAYS RIGHT

WHAT

Discordianism is to real esotericism what Wicca is to real paganism.

The sign is clear, it's not a coincidence anyway.

The director of this movie is a cheeky bastard.

Ratchel has been annoying us with his act for years, did it even start here on 8ch or did he follow us over from 4cuck?

I loved that episode.

I cant speak for the directors, but the writer of it was Jon Vitti who wrote the episode of King of the Hill where Han gets dolphin-molested, also the one where Hank's barber goes nuts and he gets a haircut from Bill at the Army base and gets charged $21,000 for it, also a bunch of good classic Simpsons. After finding that out yesterday, I can begin to understan why the movie is as red-pilled as it is.

Also Bart Gets an F and Bart's Dog Gets an F, two episodes that still to this day get me misty-eyed towards the end.

It's literally just the a singular faggot who avatarfags on multiple boards.

Has someone seen Alvin and the Chipmunks,
of which that obnoxious faggot mocked the critics rating and compared it to Angry Birds?

No, but I've never liked the Chipmunks other than their original Christmas album and that's mainly to annoy peple at Christmas parties.

Not my type of thing either, but I thought it might be interesting, because that Jon Vitti guy wrote the script.

I doubt it would be redpilled, but it probably is better written and funnier than we'd assume and probably has some subtle stuff hidden in it, but nothing on the level of Angry Birds.

Holy shit what a masterpiece

We might need a Holla Forums movie night.

Already had this exact idea and was working up a storyboard on it last night along with music. I got this lads, I'll be working on something soon.

-3P

Does anyone have the video or audio of someone with a deep voice reading out Rudyard Kipling's "Wrath of the Awakened Saxon"?

He puts a lot of anger into it: "And the Saxon began To Hate"

This is a masterpiece, user

At around 40 seconds in the german bird says.
"are you aware that robe your wearing is not fooling anybody" rips the robe off and two people are under it on each others shoulders to appear taller. Seemed very blatant.

Arabian dancing at 55
youtube.com/watch?v=hXeso-I9AFc

now i really want to go and see this movie, in a theater.

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Yeah, the allegory is clear as fuck.

MEMETICVS SVPREMVS, I dare say ;^)

This is what I'll listen to whenever the day to liberate Constantinople comes.

I meant birds.

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I can't stop listening to this, can we set the theme of Birdwave as "crusading in the Middle East"?

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We gotta wait until there is a good version up. We can't watch Holla Forums the movie on potato quality.

Yes please! I've been listening to it all morning as well. This is just glorious.

They're kek's hieroglyphics.

so that robe guy is the jew

Is that de-robing segment supposed to be revealing the jew?

Danke kamerad!

Have some top keks m8

wow did anyone else notice this? look at 2:10

the bird flies thru 3 rooms.

room 2 is a mexican pig surrounded by cactuses
room 3 is pigs holding arab/islamic scimitars

i just checked the rest of the trailer. looks like it might just be the "good goy", because at the end he seems to realize he was wrong.

You might be onto something. The plot thickens.

Can't wait for the blueray-rip to release and do some proper analyzing of the whole movie.

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The audio from this clip needs to be put with video from Angry Birds

for dubs tweets

dude, I'm playing this delicious shit on my show in a few days for sure

Rate

Rated and subscribed.

This movie is so full of symbolic imagery and phrases it would definitely take two or three viewings to catch them all. I still can't believe something like Angry Birds passed the Jewdar. I know there are other un-PC like London Has Fallen, but those are still 100% fantasy and probably meant to be a bone for the goyim. They're not allegories for real life current events, like Angry Birds.

The power of memes is strong in this one.
Very strong.

Jews are very short sighted, as well as they likely assumed they could let this movie be whatever it wanted because it'd be a cheap cash in for angry birds. And I suspect that Trump has been having their undivided attention throughout this year. All they can do is shout "oy vey" while everything they've built up is tumbling down in fragile heaps as Trump shakes shit up.

Man, I'm surprised none of you addressed this. If any Finns are present ITT I want them to correct me. Fucking Finnish memes, man.
I just came back from watching it and there is one thing that absolutely only Finns could have ever done, namely putting Black Sabbath - Paranoid in the beginning. I'm even disappointed I noticed only after I left the cinema.

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1078799
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoid_(disambiguation)

This song being in the movie surprised my mother. I think I'm too young to know the significance of putting this song into a children's movie. Lol at pointing this out anyway. Stupid Rach doesn't realize it's just another cog in the meme machine.

what show?

Black Sabbath got its success from being a stark contrast to all the hippie shit of the 60s. Take that to mean what you will.

Um, hey… thats a good lookin trailer :3
youtube.com/watch?v=NQTTxVxkdXI

I have an internet radio show with a couple listeners and it is both awesome and fitting for my theme.
I'n not Casey Kasem :3

Okay, gonna see it next week.

Swastika face

filtered

Hey tryhard outlander, whatcha doing?

Where can I watch this piece of art?

I have to agree with our h'white brothers at 4/co/ though that there really is something homoerotic about him and the way he acts. But he's by far my favorite character so I can't help.

How have sales been so far? Will they make any shekels off of this?

Also in the phychobird's house stood a sculpture on the desk that looked exactly like the first panel in that pic. Compared to the flashback to little Rad building a statue of the eagle it's not coincidence. If someone can get the screenshots of what I'm talking about

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Of course not. The overton window is shifting, which was our plan from the beginning.

Just watched it, it's legit.

Sounds like a fancy way of saying re-education camp.

It doesn't go that far, it's just a course by a crazy lady who's into esoterics, love and peace, but gets redpilled later on. Goes on to blow up pigs

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WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

naw mate revelations start september 2017

THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN!

Why do you faggots on here always forget the ultra ancient topkek?

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6,3MB gif. Why no webm?

Can't find it for some reason. ;_;

search for topkek they are delicious

You don't mean pic related?

Reposting this, somebody please webm it, and add more A E S T H E T I C S to it if possible.
vid.me/nnAM

Step up your game, yo

Skydas could definitely do that

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Yes. Go see Schindler's list instead

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Yeh I guess so but still. I never even played the game but I sure as hell want to see this movie and enjoy it fully.

Fuck yes.
breitbart.com/london/2016/03/14/pro-migration-swedish-newspaper-slams-disneys-lion-king-as-fascist-propaganda/

Fucking Sweden.

Rovio Entertainment put up a huge amount of their own money to finance this thing.

finance.yahoo.com/news/angry-birds-maker-rovio-bets-162810531.html

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wasnt the producer a kike tho?

Just look at these ((Reviews)). How can one be paid for one fucking sentence REEEEEEEEEE

SOMEONE BACKGROUND CHECK ROVIO ENTERTAINMENT AND ITS OWNERS

Producers don't do jack fucking shit.

This is it. They are starting to get people used to the idea that even simple kids movies can be 'Raciissss, mysogynisticc' they have already started their battle.

Red also appears to be a robot.

except pay for the bills?

Just when you think it can't get any better

HORY SHET

Hillary voting soccermom outrage when?!

They're a Finnish bunch. They are seeing lots of vibrancy next door.

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We're seeing too much vibrancy inside our borders.

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THE MEMETIC SIGNATURE IS OFF THE CHARTS

YOU FOOLS!

WE'VE GONE TOO FAR

Death to race-mixers

LINK IT GOY!

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You watch those nature documentaries on the cable?… You've seen the one about Eagles?…

While they may provide funds, they don't always monitor a project like an overbearing boss. Some might just say, "Make this" and hope it makes a hell of a return while glimpsing in time to time.

Do you even read, or do you just go around assuming a bunch of information that doesn't exist?

Discordianism isn't your edgy magick shit, it's the fundamental breakdown and reversal of all of your little dogma.

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breeddy gud/10 :DDD

Why are you reading anything that critics have to say? The ones that arent Jews are cucks.

What can the kikes do about Rovio? Rovio are a Finnish company and the animations were done by the Japanese. Obviously Rovio knew not to go for western animator companies because they're jewed all to hell.

LOL they kept the Islamic moon as C in the "COEXIST"

underrated

Hahahahahah Darude promoting the redpilled movie

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The fact that you have to result to ad hominem attacks combined with your obvious ignoring of the points my post put forth clearly show that you are not here to argue for your side, rather you are a shitposter who enjoys being called a shill even though you do this for free.

Almost all of your posts can be summed up with you attempting to anger the people who post here and thinking in your head "I'm totally trollin' them lmao".

You contribute no sustenance to the discussion and your point rely on making incomplete comparisons and then responding to those posts when called out by mocking the poster rather than defending your point.

I know that you think that you are triggering people here, but in reality you are only channeling your own anger from nobody caring about your opinions onto others and then laughing it off when people here shun you and call you out on your crap by saying "lel I trolled them XD".

Please consider going to one of the following locations where your type of rhetoric may be more accepted:
>>>Holla Forums
>>>Holla Forums
4chan
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No, it's just hippie New Age bullshit that gets close to taking the redpill, but spits it out at the last minute to be mindless retarded trolls.

Clearly you're a shill. Why should we care if Jews don't care about us redpilling people against muzzies? Moslems are still our enemy and we must crush them utterly.

Did you actually think there are any non Jewish producers left?

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d..degenerate

Most of the time when J-Dar says that a movie is 0% Jewish it means nobody has added the information of the movies producers, writers, directors and actors into the website yet.

But they did… Britain intentionally caused a famine for the Irish that killed millions of them.

My god, the shit smeared lens these kikes view the world through…

They're barely even trying. How can the Hyenas be the degenerate foreigners when there's literally a scene when they're goose stepping in formation?

The failures of Oswald Mosley and Enoch Powell upset me so much, they were both so right.

Is there anyone around who knows if they were very similar or not to each other by any chance?
Or if they ever met?
I've never really searched for both of them together

Have none of these people heard of Hamlet? That's all Lion King is, a Shakespeare play with savanna animals

Some Jew once argued to me that the reason Israel is a transparent cube and not a ball is that it depicts how the others see Jews as different and also look through Israel and their suffering in the hands of Muslims as if they weren't there at all.

Is the original creator of the Israel cube such a cuck? I always thought it was simply because Jews ARE different from the others, inhuman, therefore depicted as a cube instead of as a ball like the humans.

What about this?

Isn't it a Shakespeare play about a bunch of Danes, to? You'd think Swedes would know that shit.

Kek

I'm pretty sure Israel is depicted as a cube because it's first appearance was on the subject of Jewish physics. That plus Jews worship the cube.

It's a weird feeling to have a movie targeted to you; not telling you that you're horrible.

Angry Birds movie has already made $151,000,00. That's 97 million more than it was when I made this post yesterday.

Fucking nice.

Jewsrael is a cube because of this comic

"#1 Domestic"

Sweet jesus, my faith grows stronger every day.

They clearly cared about this project too.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-05-20/angry-birds-future-at-stake-as-173-million-movie-opens-in-u-s

“Usually companies don’t take this kind of insane risk,” said Tero Kuittinen, a New York-based analyst who has followed Rovio over the years. “Everybody thought it was madness to do this movie because if it flops it could put Rovio out of business.”

THE FUCKING MEMES

Does someone have that picture detailing the symbolism of the different elements of the movie?

>THE THING ON THE RIGHT LOOKS LIKE DNA
>MONSOON IN MGR SAYS MEMES ARE THE DNA OF THE SOUL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The very word meme is Dawkin's fusion of memory/mneme with gene. The concept of "meme" is by definition the intellectual equivalent of DNA.

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The kike is right in this one though.

I always wondered what the thing is behind the computer. Shackles?

WASH AWAY THE ANGER

No. DNA of the soul.

mfw all the hate Holla Forums exposes me to every day

It's the sign for "ka", 'spiritual power'.
Which of course resides in the DNA.

*he

sorry, my egyptian is rusty.

really? the helix symbol is read as "he"?

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yep.
It's transliterated as 'H'.

crystalinks.com/EgyptianHieroglyphs1.jpg

For example, the word "heka", 'spiritual power of prayer'(?), is two arms uplifted to the sky, and that H symbol.

You mean Zoophilia? God, that movie was so fucking bluepilled. At least it portrayed niggers as the animals they are.

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hmm, i wonder what heHAS would translate to

It's Hamlet and Kimba the White Lion, which I think Kimba itself made allusions to Hamelt, I can't fucking remember.

Also, I have to point out, that if that gives us a rough reading of "man behind a computer spiritual power"…
Then it's VERY interesting the way the man symbol sits…

Did I fuck it up again?
Well, I said I was rusty.

ROVIO is owned by Arnikotka or wtf the Walhalla society calls themselves today.

Falling for misinformation
SHIGGIDITY FUCKING DIGGITY

Jesus Christ, are you bots, newfags, shills? I need a break from this place

The more you know

Wait, are we perhaps more like L trying to figure out how to safe people from a hiden murderer though heavily suspecting one close by?

Light - Illuminati
L - Unpleasant part of something

Light: has 2 faces he's a Jew.
L: Autistic neet trying to stop him

We are the ones who are dealing with the unpleasant part of the prophecy. Or is L more like an sjw?

His real name is Lawliet or LoW Light which is what I meant with 'unpleasant part of something'

Your double dubs betray you.

Probably will do bredy gud in foreign release, too.

Ive been Slav squatting since I was a little kid, people used to make fun of me for it all the time, I still do it at times. Maybe squatting is some ancient shamanic power position or some shit.

does Ron Paul make a cameo in this film?

Is that like the LoW light the Low countries used in their light houses?

Sony pictures trying to unkike?

Nah, rovio took over a lot of it to keep it neg'd

will be releasing new vid posing as a casual video review soon

will try to have it done by tonight lads

youtu.be/YSV9nUJY_rw

I thought this was common knowledge.
Get your shit together, faggots, read up on Germany/WW2 history, it's really interesting.
Adidas and Puma also were founded by nazi brothers.
It isn't surprising, really, considering that the Germans are industrious peoples, and Nazi Germany (and the war economy) fostered growth for the true Germans.

perfection

Nice.

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It was my father's birthday today. He wanted a family outing to the cinema, his choice of film. Surprisingly enough, he picked Angry Birds.

I have to say, this is a genius-level piece of propaganda. If you're not paying much attention it'll just wash over you as being another fun kid's film in the mould of Despicable Me or Kung Fu Panda. However, if you ARE paying attention there is so much shit hidden in the metanarrative and visuals of this film that Holla Forums will have a field day going through the Blu-Ray when it's released.

Some highlights:

There's so much imagery hidden in the film that it's impossible to take in over a single viewing. People are going to be examining this frame-by-frame for a while.

Sony are a glorified distributor. The deal with Rovio, according to an article on Deadline (I think) is that Rovio footed the production costs, Sony distributes and executive produces, Sony gets a 7% cut of the gross. If this film makes bank 93% of it goes back to the makers.

Interestingly enough, even though Sony is also excreting pozzed content like the Ghostbusters reboot, that's not coming from the main arm of Sony's studios: you may remember a while back the Sony email leaks exposed former studio head (((Amy Pascal))) as an utterly incompetent, borderline-illiterate and completely emotionally-unstable SJW fuckwit who's been running the studio into the ground for years. What you might not be aware of is that after she 'stepped down', she was effectively PROMOTED to a new position running her own department within Sony that handles, among other things, the Ghostbusters rights package, Jump Street, Men In Black and Spider-Man.

Holla Forums movie night confirmed?

So there really wasn't part in the ending where the birds and pigs learned to live together in harmony?

No. In fact the birds go full scorched earth on the pig island. There's nothing left standing by the time they're finished.

"Destroy your enemies" sure doesn't sound like the typical message of modern children's movie.

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Fuck I really can't wait to see this.
This artist is a faggot. He draws things like this to honor people and to besmirch them. Spoiler related.

When did a cancer based game movie, a reality TV business man & bad music from the 80's bacame the Renaissance of Facism?

I'm Trump loving it

4TH REICH CONFIRMED

its like they aren't even trying anymore

Pleb.

(checked)
Looks like the few of us have to do everything

IDEA 1

LET'S MEME THIS MOVIE AS MORE SUCCESSFULL THAN CAPTAIN BURGER : CUCK WAR.
THE MORE BLATANT THE LIE, THE MORE NORMIES WILL THINKS IT'S TRUE.

IDEA 2

LET'S PUT A FAKE FATWAH ON THIS MOVIE FOR BEING ISLAMOPHOBE.
IT WILL STARK INTEREST ON IT WITHOUT LINKING IT WITH Holla Forums, AND MUDSHIT WILL PASS FOR FOOLS TO BE (SUPPOSEDLY) AFRAID OF A CHILD MOVIE BASED ON A PHONE GAME

What if we started making tumblr posts about how Islamaphobic this movie is? We could also user messages to more popular sjw tumblrs about how "this movie is so horribly anti-muslim make sure to spread around that nobody should see it"

We could even make a hashtag like #angrymuslims or something, encouraging all good liberals to not watch this "horrible movie"

Holeh shit
and the 1st one is wedding cakes
like the damn gay faggots who keep going to christian bakeries and forcing them to make wedding cakes

HOLY FUCK
BASED
ASED
SED
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D

And given that SJW culture is at all time low, by contradiction, a lot of wannabe shitlords will do.

Rev up those fake islamic twitter account, screams some non sense about it, call for bombing it etc etc, and we got our buzz.

they are too afraid to put the jewstar in

I have another movie recommendation for you Holla Forums: Wall-E.

I watched it recently because it was one of the older movies that I hadn't gotten around to seeing. The movie is basically about a lonesome autist (literally a fucking robot) who falls in love and ends up helping the white man come home. Watching it, I couldn't believe how the movie's message stands in such stark contrast to the company that published it, Disney, and the globalist companies like it. I also couldn't help but notice that Wall-E is one of the few Pixar/Disney properties that doesn't seem to get a whole lot of merchandising. Hmmm… I wonder why that is?

If we're gonna have a Holla Forums movie night, I would wholeheartedly recommend this film.

Definitely. And remember to tweet using regular liberal hashtags (in addition to the #angrymuslims tag) about how "nobody should see this horrible right-wing Trump supporting movie"

I wasn't expecting to feel today. I'm also sorry for inflicting this image on you guys.

Feels bad man.

are there any good loli simulators for VR yet?

Thread derailers

We can kill niggers and the nigresses will care.

Then we can fuck them 'till they're white.

No thanks

We're never going to kill all the niggers, man. Castration for males and preggoed by white aryans continuously, generation to generation to make them more white is the way.

Yes I know. I just wish there was a less degenerate way.

whoa sorry about that buddy I didn't realize how important making Angry Birds memes was to the white race.