WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

A girl just offered to cook for me

what does it mean?

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She wants veiny sausage in scullery

ARE WE ALL DYSOMNIA NOW?

scullery
a small kitchen or room at the back of a house used for washing dishes and other dirty household work.

A girl just offered to cock for me
what does it mean?
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its said girl

That you are both faggots.

ask her if she can cook a sausage.

I am - I don't know about you

We're all dysnomia now.

Eat you're sandwich, famwich.

I'm dyslexic

It means you are going to get fed..
Don't spill da spaghetti

You gigantic faggot

We art anonymous. We shalt not forget, we shalt not forgive.

Kennedi check em

Ngl user I judt died laughing

Ill try not to spill my spaghetti but itll be hard

had a crush on her since middle school

so like 8 years

You need to fit you entire ballbag in her mouth

that way she gets fed too

aim on sid

FUCK

all my sex toys are at my old place

still haven't moved into my new place

kitchen utensils user, kitchen utensils

I just might

bludgeon her in the head then rape the last breath out of her

oh


only if no one else is there

then ill steal her car and disappear

Don't forget to have a couple of sniffs of her panty drawer.

ill strip her and steal the panties shes wearing

my dna is gonna cover her from head to toe

I AM DYSOMNIA

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if i had time i'd dox her but i'm to lazy tbh

have a starting point

we are all dysomnia bro calm down

I already know bro

have fun though

it wasn't for you

it was for other anons

no shit you already know her

ohh


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So is OP eating cheesy tuna tacos right now?

I'm so sick of these stupid "wat do? this is totally a real situation, goys!" threads, and the people who play along with them.

It was funny the first 20 times, but fuck! Do something new!

wew

Someone sounds hungry…

I am dysnomia, and so's my wife

It means she wants breakfast. Your sexual orientation is unfortunate. If you liked girls you could fuck her.

Jesus Christ, this really is Holla Forums!

I mean I'm actually abstaining from sex for the rest of the year so yeah

but no she wants to make BBQ when she comes over to swim


I'm an awkward shitcase who doesn't usually talk to girls this attractive

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it means she wants to take a shit in her hand and throw it at stray cats. kinda obvious if u ask me

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It means that she intends to prepare food for your consumption, probably involving heat, dissection, spicing, and mixing. Certainly something more complex than three minutes in the microwave.

It likely means nothing sexual. Say thank you and take no further action except maybe return the favor somehow later. Unless she literally starts touching your dick or kissing you, she just wanted to do something nice for her friend.

maybe shes been watching breaking bad.

you misheard. she actually offered to CUCK for you

well in that case I'm good

I aint down with that cuck shit

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