I await criticism

I await criticism

You sideways son of a bitch

Annnnnd immediate regret

i like your black v neck :)

R8

I'd also be frowning if I had a body built like molded lard.

Maybe if you smiled, your cheeks would look less fat and I might see where your neck ends and your face begins. But it wouldn't help with how freakishly long your head is.

And jesus christ you have mass, but it's certainly not muscle. Note how it groups around your midsection and there's no definition in your arms? Hell, at least they're not fat.

Do something to your hair. Like, have a strategy for it. Improve your posture. Smile in pictures, or at least don't pout/frown. Look at the camera lens. Work out.

By the way, I'm just being an asshole. You look normal. I didn't want to devastate you, given the fragile nature of the egos on this website. What's this faggot caveat at the end? Fuck.

My actual suggestions as to improving your appearance are valid, though.

Good night. And don't post shit like this on a site like this, you fucking ignoramus.

half spic / half white faggot

Just kill yourself. You will never be white.

I'm staring at the abyss

k, there we go.

You seem like a great guy that I would have a beer with and chase chicks.

Holy shit my sides

you look like an arab

Keep waiting

ok, you asked

I simply adore that towel rackā€¦ where could I get one like it?

i was thinking that too

Balls or gtfo!

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I don't get why these pictures are funny. Can someone with an IQ under 80 explain it to me?

You're a star, OP !

lol

im a downy fuck

Its fun, especially with phil

But it is cancer nonetheless

bitches all of you

Catch it quick before I delete it. You have 10 seconds.

IT'S BEEN 5 MINUTES ALREADY