Is it so much to ask for the classic scenario of a an equlibrium being established in the community the vampire sets itself up in, a few sexual escapades and encounters in the community escalating up to the vampires attacks on the populace, iterating fetishes such as hypnotism, domination, rape, usage of the Vampires innate shapeshifting powers, Asphrodisiac vampire bites, usage of his command over lesser creatures for wolf bestiality, and finally the main girl whom the vampire attempts to seduce over a period before the final confrontation and his eventual defeat, only to prelude to pregnancy with a Dhampir child at the end for a potential sequel, as in that series we see the child grow with his complications of beign half-undead, come of age with his sexual awakening, with the conflict of choosing damnation and salvation, one with humans, and with a new Bisexual female vampire that shows up and takes an interest in him?
Then of course, there is Lesbian vampire seduction which i can't find a fucking thing of, porn involving vampire thralls explored through corruption fetishes and vampire bite, domination and sexual prowress to add a "drug addiction" narrative to the story, and a well set up Vampire niches in a daily life with fetish wear such as thrall or vampire maids and the like
No.
You know what I get?
Ultra-guro silly-billy ultra hetero vampire porn, SCARLET SISTES ALL DAY ERRY DAY, FUCKING DEMON VAMPIRE LOLIS, WHATEVER IS TAGGED WITH FUCKING MONSTER GIRL COLLECTIONS, NO BLOOD SUCKIGN FETISHES, AND A LOT OF VAMPIRE PORN WHERE THE WHOLE UNDEAD BEASTLY MONSTER THING ISN'T EMPHASIZED IN THE SEX, AND THE VAMPIRE CAININE WHICH MAKE THEM LOOK SEXY ARE BARELY EVEN SHOWN ABOVE THE "CLASSIC TOMBOY FANG"
IT'S SHIT, I HATE IT!
And don't even get me started on that Futa-Vampire sub-genre corruption strain shit, i've had it up to here with seeing those images, or the Anal-power vampire shit.
Just give me something that doesn't play on using vampire Immortality to give people loli cocksleeves for once, and give me shit like the Nosferatu remake where Orlock digs in to a goth chicks tits over an entire night like a pervert given the fruit of eden.
I mean, there was this film right, a crappy sequel and adaption of the next book past interview with a vampire, where these two vampires both sucked each other's blood at the same time in a sex position circulating it in motion to gain effectively a vampire suicide bomber last resort power boost.
Like, Can I get that, but without the negative death part to occur with two vampire girls sharing a double-dildo?
Or better yet, Incase, for fucks sakes, Halfling female vampires, you fucking shitcock.