Hey Holla Forums

Hey Holla Forums.

This is not a joke, but how can I make my big white cock look black? That way when my GF sucks it its like being cuckolded without actually her having to suck a real black dick.

Any suggestions?

politely sage you tumbler.

shoe polish. it's about as sanitary.

Just fuck her in the ass first.

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shoe polish doesn't taste good

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I don't want her to find out if it does

You're already cucked

Tar op, you can also add feathers for the zulu shaman effect.
good luck

Get your penis tattooed all black. Use chocolate sauce. Use a brown condom. you're already dumb enough to convincingly play the part of a nigger, so those three things should do it.

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Yea, if he taunts her like that,she will go for the real thing.

hehe op is fucked.

she will probably go for the real thing anyways and op will join mgtow.

who is this guy, I see him alot is he a reporter?

It's just typical Holla Forums faggotry,

mkay, no need to be concerned then.
he looks dangerou tbh.

meant for

Checked

The rule is first time you fuck, clean dick. Second time, relatively unwashed dick to gauge reaction. If it's good, 3rd time you go full "gym yesterday & haven't showered" dick

self tanning lotion. There are different kinds though. Use the one where the darker color remains after you wash it off.

lol i got a little black in my big dick and i hope it was full white cus its disgusting

Good idea. Girl's prefer black cock.

Thats a good idea, i wonder how dark self-tanning lotion can get

Black dick connected to a white guy

Superior genetics yet still with the animal appeal to women wanting to degrade themselves

Fuck her in the ass approximately 8 hours after she has eaten a fat burrito.

Drop a brick on it, post pics

Jim, how big is a pig cock?