How do I aproach girls?

How do I aproach girls?
Im not a pussy or anything I just have absolutely no clue how to start the convo
things of interest I can post if I get a good answer
-Porn
-Reaction images
-A few funny webms
-Answers to all your lifes questions
-And much much more!

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girls are machines of emotion. just cut and paste whatever bullshit lines you can pull from pua sites and spam it to as many females as you can on social media, tinder and wherever else vapid sluts are looking to fuck and marry a chad

yeah, you want get a relationship, but after you've fucked enough of these sluts, you won't want one. just fuck and dump.

if you want some actual emotional fulfillment, get a dog.

divide and conquer, user

Soooo there's no chance of finding the one?
Im actually quite allergic to animals so this is kind of my last bet at fulfillment

no idea. conversation is not natural for sex. we are the only animal that start a convo just to fuck. all other animals just mount the bitch and fuck her silly

"the one" is a myth

honestly, user. don't chase after unicorns and waste years of your life

you don't need a gf. you do need sex, so get some sex. you do need "love" so get some real friends or volunteer at a charity you respect and make someone happy.

fulfillment needs to be found from within, not from having a gf. i know that sounds super gay, but…it's actually true

"you do need love"

people still fall for the love meme?

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So if youre correct I need love and sex, but if I get a girlfriend thats 2 in 1, right?
Im mainly just want someone to cuddle with fam

"the one" isn't found bro they are the person you put work into and feel like its worth the effort. theres no such thing as soulmates theres just two very compatible people willing to put in the work for a relationship.

the odds of you ever winning the lottery are almost impossible, yet someone wins the lottery almost ever week..and this fact skews people's perception and gives them false hope and unreasonable expectations

most of us aren't going to find romantic love like in books or in the movies, but that doesn't mean you have to search for someone to be a 2 in 1 as you say. gf = needless drama but i'm sure you don't believe me because you don't want to, so go do what you need to do and learn as most of us do the majority who will never win the lottery of romantic love

having said that, despite hurr durr but you're on Holla Forums i'm fairly content with my life because i divide my needs between as many people as possible, so that when one source fails and it will my whole world doesn't come crashing down

if that makes any sense…if not, i don't know what else to tell you except good luck

in a perfect world what you wrote could almost pass as truth

in a perfect world

stop being such a downer dude, just get over your past relationships. I just want to talk to girls and if I like them I can see if I want to date them or not, if I dont thats fine and if I do its my choice to get into that drama right? Besides not all girls are terrible you fucking 6th grader

so if you already got it all figured out, then stop whining on the internet about having "absolutely no clue" how to approach girls

i'm not being a downer, just giving you the facts. unlike you, i know how to approach, talk, seduce and fuck actual women. it's really not all that hard, because they are simple-minded, emotionally driven creatures. just don't expect too much from them and you're gold. but i can see i'm wasting my time with a clueless virgin, so as you were, m8

I'm pretty lucky myself ive had three very compatible women in a row who had long lasting relationships with I was just a junkie piece of shit for one and a loser piece of shit for the other two. now I'm getting a fourth chance.

if you call that being lucky, good on you, bruh

fuck off bateman

by compatible I mean women who wanted to help me be a better person but at the time I wasn't read. I was lucky just not ready. these women loved me despite my flaws so yeah I call that lucky.

i've burned my seed into your consciousness forever. it can never be undone

my work is done here

it's not love, it's the common ego-trip of a girl wanting to redeem a "bad boy" to gratify herself and feel a sense of power

but it's all good…i'm glad you're happy, user

Holy fucking shit everything a woman does has to be selfish doesnt it? Tell me about your feelings user, what has made you this resentful towards the opposite sex? Do you just hate all humans or mainly women?

eh I'm no longer a loser or a junkie and this ones interest in me comes from knowing m before all that so I'm hoping its not an ego trip from this new one tbh

Im not OP but yes indeed patrick

Mom, I told you to stay off Holla Forums!!

Walk up to her and say:

Ay yo gurl, lemme holla at ya. U want sum fuck?

Im looking to attract relatively nice white girls not nigresses, thanks for the tip though if I ever become desperate enough!

using this on my girl tonight will post results

Become a pickup artist. It only costs $3000 for a 7-day bootcamp plus $1000 books/manuals/videos.

Example:
1) Find attractive girl wait no longer than 3 seconds.
2) Open a set, hit her with initial negging
3) Tell a story that is engaging
4) Increase with Kino Escalation
5) Pull numbers and go for the kiss close

See its easy!

I know you're trolling, nigga, but I still prefer the Granddaddy of them all: Ross Jeffries. At least he has a sense of humor and some actual philosophy behind his ideas

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Reminder who is behind the "Pickup Artist" industry…

why not collect shekels from beta goyim?

goyim always try to shame the master for his success

Reminder that Mystery is an autist that actually does better picking up guys at clubs than girls (albeit unintentionally).

Style is a stuttering bald midget with no real proof that he has pulled chicks at clubs, he just wrote a book he made up.

David DeAngelo is actually an israeli hiding behind an italian name, and his steady girlfriend looks like a Hindu Tranny.

I can go to any club and get at least a 25% success rate with random chicks without even trying. All you need to do is look nice, smell normal and don't be a fucking retard when talking to girls.

user, are you even trying?

Kek
Do you think women think the same of men aproaching them as men do? I feel like whenever a cutie aproaches me I just give her a chance and try my best but women have higher standards
Guess I will have to stick to ceremonial rape

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lol.

Ross Jeffries was depicted as a gimp by Style (Neil Strauss).

youtube.com/watch?v=d28usWdvmSg

1992 An MRA, PUA and Feminist Walk into NBC's talk show with a Female Audience

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The only successful pickup artist is actually more of a dating coach, but of course is a JEW.
His name is David Wygant, but he surrounds himself with these pathetic asian and middle eastern losers who couldn't get a date in their lives, its pretty funny to hear them rattle off their own dating theories which are horribly wrong.
Wygant happens to be the only moderately attractive PUA which is the reason why he's so successful with women. He will never tell you that though.
If you look at all the other Pickup Artists, they are borderline autists and wierdos who dress like dorks and douchebags and are only successful picking up hispanic club sluts who would go home with just about anybody for free weed.

Why were a shitload of posts deleted?
Pizza?