Animals that don't like us

Tell your tales of animals that don't like you.

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Fucking seagulls

amen brother

we seriously need to holocaust all seagulls

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kek

Ever since that he keeps his distance..still eats the food I put out for him though.

drag it into the center of the farm

I like most dogs, but all of the golden retrievers I've encountered have pissed me off. I can think of at least 6 and they were just so annoying.
Sure, there are dumber dogs, but these guys just had the right amount of dumb and excess energy to bug the shit out of me.

I don't think that means what you think it means.

probably not. that's how my ex described it when I told her about it though so idk. it just sounded good

Why am I getting hard reading this?

Geese. They don't like anyone.

I fucking HATE these things.

i cant even take a walk without being deafened by these fuckers.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

A dog gave me the finger once.

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My parakeet. He flaps his wings and screams loud as fuck. Its like he knows it pisses me off. I tell him to shut the fuck up, but it never works.

cause it seemed like he was going to fuck the chicken.