Republicans are generally dumber, but

Anyone else watching this? Jesus fucking Christ, it's a train wreck.

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Gee, i havent seen that meme before.

Deep down, you know it's true, but I'm not gonna argue with you about that, because this thread is about mocking the DNC.

Guess what bumper sticker was holding the bumper together on her 90s chevy malibu?

Oh, I wonder what party this fine xir had joined.

literally teenager spotted

I didn't say that all Dems were smart (far from it), nor did I say that all Republicans were dumb. But progressive-minded people are generally smarter.

In fact, if you google "liberals smarter that conservatives", it's pretty hilarious how many widely respected – and relatively non-partisan – sources have articles on the matter. Its kinda the elephant in the room, and even most conservative friends of mine have the intellectual honesty to admit it.


Ah, well I guess since you called me a teenager, I might have to rethink my position.

Successful talented people are generally Republicans …..retards on welfare are generally democrats

Care to cite any of your sources, or do you just feel like talking out of our own ass all day? Regardless of that, your still more or less supporting a party that constantly degrades the quality of life in areas where they officials run an area unchallenged, such as Detroit.

"Successful" is relative, but I'm assuming you mean "wealthy", in which case I would think it would be glaringly obvious why they would vote Republican.


No, not really, just as I'm rarely inclined to cite sources for anything that you can do a quick Google search for – look it up, ya lazy faggot.

And no, I'm not supporting ANY party, I'm just commenting on what I believe should be fairly obvious to most people who arent bible-thumping rednecks.

Anyway, think both parties are corrupt in various degrees. And yes, when you consider the SJW element of the Democratic party (along with dumb niggers), the IQ drops significantly

No they aren't, all studies have shown progressives are fucking idiots.
See what that did to Europe.

Kek

That's the thing with progressives, they're as retarded as the bible humpers by default.

What "thing" would you be referring to? Please don't say "Communism"…

For me, "Progressive-minded" means accepting new FACTS and adapting to unforseen circumstances. Not to mention the unfathomable clusterfuck of technology that we have to assimilate at an exponential rate.

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Gee, I wonder on what side of the political spectrum you are. I won't even ask about the autistic one because that one is obvious.

It's funny how all of these political terms have been warped beyond their original meanings and yet you guys still continue to umbrella more and more ridiculous shit under them.

No kidding

I don't do labels bro

Unfortunately progressivism has it's sanctnious contingent, which ends up shooting everyone they "try" to liberate in the foot, time and time again.

Don't worry, Classical Liberalism is eventually going to make a comeback once the far-left becomes justifiably recognized as divisive and hateful.


Yeah… I'd think it was pretty obvious: left-leaning, and progressive-minded about most things.

*sanctnious

Jesus christ, what the fuck…

SANCTNIOUS

What kind of autism is this, dysnomia? Fuckin hell

Classical liberalism exists in the libertarian for the most part, but fuck those guys too.

Kek. Does liberals being smarter extend to spelling?

>All this effort to just start shitting on the DNC
Sorry user. I guess it was not meant to be.

What, you prefer Plutocratic rule?


I'd like an explanation as to why the fuck you'd create a whatever-it's-called for sanctim0nious.

They're so smart they think politically progressive means you keep up with tech.
Apparently anyone who isn't a progressive is suddenly a Luddite.

I never said I disagreed, but still, fuck 'em.

If you're dysnomia , my question still stands – what's with the "sanctim0nious" thing?

There are none more materialistic or classist than the left. It's why Labour got BTFO with Brexit and why Trump has a very good chance in the US. The coastal and urban elites will just call them racists, stupid or both while making zero sacrifices themselves. Only young obnoxious college kids are on board the progressive track.

"White people don't know what it's like to be poor."
"Women have always been the primary victims of war."

They actually say this shit in speeches. Disgusting.

Not the same dude, broseph brostar.

Well this for de-railed fast

Do I really need to give you a run-down of the copious amounts of dumb shit that come out of Republican's mouths?

As far as "classist", I'd agree. As for materialistic, I don't know what you're talking about.


Ah… nvm then

Yeah, that's why all SJWs are rich kids from San Francisco or other extremely snobish urban areas.
Progressives are just faggots who have all the shit in their life solved by their daddies already and just take up the progressive flag to cater to their egos, then start automatically launching racist or classist insults to any minority or poor person who happens to dare to disagree with them.

I'm not defending Republicans, I'm shitting on Democrats/Labour. If they weren't so fucking retarded and contemptuous of the working class the Republicans would have much less to go on.

I expect at least some retarded shit from the Republicans. It would be nice if the left wasn't complete garbage and hated the working poor even more so.

I honestly do not understand where you're coming from with this assertion.

The Democrats are always the ones who are most concerned about income inequality, unions, fair wages, and workers rights in general.

Please explain.

Both major American political parties are fucked, stop deluding yourselves that one is better than the other. That's what they want you to do.

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To live a "green" lifestyle takes money. Healthy food, eco friendly cars, hipster clothes like
says and the accompanying lifestyle. Putting coal out of business, outlawing the regular way of getting pets (cerufued breeders only, no more pet stores) It's all part of a wealthy and yes "privilegded" coastal lifestyle. All these shallow virtue singals take means and the vapidity to think they actually make one a more moral person. Virtue through buying the right products.

It's disgusting as it is hollow.

That's what they say but their actions contradict this…NAFTA open borders TPP are all sponsored by dems and all fuck the poor and break up unions…the biggest Union buster of all time was Robert Kennedy

In that case, I totally agree – this is why we need to make adjustments to our way of living, not shun these things as bleeding-heart bullshit. As insufferable as the SJW's can be, it's important not to let the aformentioned things become stigmatized, because they're important.


Yes, it's unfortunate that Sanders was the only reason why The Cunt pivoted on the TPP.

It's pretty much the same as bible humpers, just that their religion is 'diversity' and 'equality'.
Yet they do jack shit about it.

Just like the Atheism wave, it was just a way for people to boost their egos without actually doing jack shit, feeling smarter/more virtuous/faithful without making any sacrifice or having any way to prove it.

I wouldn't shun efforts to be more eco friendly. Just the false sense of superiority that comes with it. It also takes money that poor people just don't have.

You had me until…
The "atheism wave" is human beings finally waking up to the FACT that there's nothing remotely divinely inspired about any religious text, and that it incontrovertibly comes from the human imagination – it's nothing but an institution of control.

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"We're no worse than them" or "They did it first" is a weak defense. I spent my life turned off by bible thumpers and evangelicals. The difference is, other than the constant abortion battles, the secular "religion" of the left is more embraced. It's seen as moral, based on reason (it's not, it's emotional appeals,) self hatred (again, not really, just the other filthy white people they think they are so much better than,) and again, classism, tribalism, and overall hate of those who would live differently.

Sanders had a cult of young hipsters and aging hippies that really did see him as messianic.

Kek. And this is what I've come to expect as a rebuttal.

I said WAVE exactly because of that.
We always had atheists, people just didn't go around waving the fact they don't believe in sky wizards, witches or dragons like it was some rainbow flag that made them better than other people because they had nothing to actually show they really were smart at all.

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The tables have turned on that one, funny thing.

And it's nowhere NEAR the way in which Trump supporters view their emperor.

Nope. Just a man that is going to save our country.

From my experience, it's always the religious people who bring this shit up, and then act like they're being disrespected if someone says it's nonsense.

No religion=no atheism

I don't know, redditors had threads asking people to take huge loans and donate them to Sanders effectively bankrupting themselves for him.
No wonder they were salty after he just bent over to Clinton.

Maybe 50 years in the past, but as
things are the other way around now, the fedora meme wouldn't be a thing otherwise.

atheism is not a religion, it is just he lack of belief in god(s).

Hahaha.

That's what the dictionary says but holy shit didn't atheists fuck that one up.
Atheism is 'lack of belief in god' as feminism is 'equality for women'.

This is pretty true.

Also please do not use the n word.

Being a fanatic about something does not necessarily make what you follow a religion.

He's a megalomaniacal billionaire who, when questioned on policy, either deflects, lashes out, or engages in hyperbole.
You're weak – this is why so many dejected outcasts latch on to Trump. Pathetic.


He realizes how disastrous Trump would be, and since he's not a juvenile egomaniac, he supports the candidate who has the best chance at defeating him.


Well then perhaps we run in different social circles, because while not a single friend of mine believes this nonsense, they wouldn't be so trite as to talk about it unless a religious person starts spouting their woo woo.


True

Hahaha.

Also, why not use the word nigger? It just means "black person". Are you saying there is something wrong and offensive about being a black person of African descent?

Shit is a "bad" word for the same reason "nigger" is a bad word. You don't want either in your living room, in your restaurants, nor do you want them fathering your grandchildren. If niggers didn't act like niggers, they would be truly acceptable, and not just uplifted on the backs of guilty white people. For the same reason, we wouldn't mind having shit in our living room so much if it didn't stink, if it was better looking, and didn't steal your TV to sell for crack.

Wow. Take your bigotry down a notch and then we can talk, okay?

But he has his entire plan extremely well detailed in his website user. what happened to sticking to facts and progressive-mindedness? :^)
Oh right, you meant feelings and butthurt.

Hahaha, no.

FYI, I spend every day with niggers, and they fucking love me. They can smell weakness, and they smell none of that stink on me.

Feels good, but it's kinda lonely in the top.

In fact he has the most well detailed campaign and gov plan from all the candidates, it's amazing how far ahead of all the competition he is even though he's the one with no political career at all.

Kek. That would be a matter of perspective

Holy shit LITERALLY A TUMBLR FAG…why are you here?

Exactly correct. I'm glad that you were able to make that inference. It proves that you are a thinking man.

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I just thought I would see how things are on the other side of the pond. Hello gentlemen, greetings from Tumblr.

Everyone knows this is b8, right?
You've been paying attention to the responses so far, right?

The guy in the picture: he's an embarrassment to the left like pic-related should be to the right.

But yes, I find it a little suspicious that basement-dwelling, autistic, and generally bitter social outcasts on imageboards support Trump.

I have several African American friends in college and they find the term very offensive.

Internalized racism is just as destructive.

I always though the Trump support was at least 40% just memes. The Sanders drones seemed more earnest. And less funny.

Trump is the answer to all the BLM, SJW and other progressive nightmares that keep crawling around the MSM.
He's a big fuck you to the exact cancer that made this site possible.

Fixed

If you can't call a person by the most disgusting term that applies to them and laugh together about it, you aren't really friends. They are just using you to no get their asses beat by the cops. Or maybe getting close to you so they can steal your TV/fuck your girl.

All true.

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I like black people. Is that ok to admit here?

Nothing is okay user.

I never took Meme Magic seriously until Trump; it's become a reality, and I have little doubt that most anons actually believe that Trump is the answer to their problems.

Praise Kek

I don't think that is a problem. Both of them are A students and are doing well financially.

Me and my girlfriend also have an open relationship, so it's no big deal if they did have sex with her, not that they have.

Fair enough i checked out Tumblr once out of curiosity ….got banned in under five minutes

Well just like feminists they're doing a good job destroying themselves.

Oh, so I assume you have met them personally?

really nigga?

Its all blah blah blah I support bernie sanders but we need to unite under hilary blah blah blah

Exactly. Fuck em.


Imageboards are my primary source of social interaction, so I'd say I'm pretty iliar with the demographics and the mindset of your average user.

*iliar

Cherry picking again I see. Typical Trumptard tactic.

jesus christ you are fucking retarded. but instead of admitting your generalizations are wrong, founded in subjective reasoning, you'll call me a faggot and continue to be one yourself

why are you so stupid, holy fuck

I find it fucking hilarious, how about 85% turn to the Right when they come here. I've read a Russian paper in bay area, and it mostly written by Russian jews(they got names and stuff) and literally, all they do is talk shit about democrats. They hate Sanders and they hate Hillary.
Almost every russian becomes 10 times more racist after coming to america, no jokes. Russian democrats are almost non-existent
-Russian guy,livin' in states
youtube.com/watch?v=7S1vNp6EHj8

What the absolute fuck is going on?

Do you really want to lose any more users, Dysnomia? Fuckin cunt.

of russians

Yeah, what's your point?
Yes, an assumption that literally every user makes.

After seeing what communism does to nations first hand it's no surprise they'd want to stay the fuck away from socialism as well since that is pretty much communism lite

You do know that a lot of these people are actually normal guys IRL right? I've been to meetups with anons from Holla Forums. A lot of the people I met were pretty average guys, some with ilies of their own. Things are a lot different when looking through the looking glass of an anonymous imageboard from real life.

Also you might not want to be so vocal about this being your primary source of social interaction. It's not really doing you any favors.

Not if you're iliar with the system of government in the U.S.

The only dipshits who associate socialist policies with communism in the U.S. are Fox News/conservative Talk Radio drones.

Kek.

basically yes, that article that i've read was talking exactly about that. They said that they have lived under socialism themselves, and it is the worst thing that could happen to a country
But here in america, 12-year olds are in love with socialism. Fuck,i wish them to live under socialism for a year, we'll see what they gonna say
I have a friend who is a punk and a typical anti-social type of scum. I told him that in socialist state, they would catch him outside, shave him, tear his pins off and force him to go get a job. If the same thing would happen again, he would have a decent chance of being send to the mental hospital. That happened to an endless amount of hippies/punks/rockers in ussr

It's .
Kek. It's filtered .

pham

That's probably not the kind of socialism he is looking for then.

No ….do your research moron socialism was just a re branding of communism

We have lots of commies in academia and the media feeding that garbage to our kids.
A true shame.

Normal is relative, and no, I don't buy that MOST would be considered "normal" guys – I think most are probably are alt-right, paranoid, self-important do-nothings.

I really don't care if it does me favors, it's the truth. And I think it's pretty weak if anyone would hold that against me, when I believe I've been making fairly cogent points.

well this is what he would get. Im fucking tired of people saying that "oh, that wasn't the real socialism, we should try again. This time it's gonna work"
Can we apply the same logic for fascism? Oh yeah, a bunch of people got killed, but it wasn't a true fascism, not the one i have in mind. Fucking hell, leftists are such a fucking hyporcites

Ronald Regan pls

No… for many, socialism is an acceptance of capitalism, and that it's pernicious nature needs to be balanced out with socialist policies.

You are right.

You don't know what you're talking about….check out the Frankfurt school

Most people with utopian ideals would get a dystopian reality. This isn't limited to leftists though.

It's not a characteristic of the left, but of revolutionaries and fanatics in general.

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Not an argument

Exactly.

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To be honest, it's probably not even Holla Forums.

I think the whole "basement dwelling neckbeard" thing is a myth. There is really nothing more normal than having dark secrets you keep from your friends and ily. In truth, I think most people here are normies.

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herr derr facts are stupid duhhhhhhhhhh

You have no idea.

I was being somewhat facetious, but I think it's safe to say that most anons are either fuck-ups or social outcasts of some kind.


Which "facts"?

Consider my mind blowed

Demtard detected. Why don't you come out from under your rock and educate yourself? There's more going on that needs your attention than fetish rights and drug legalization, contrary to what your dads may have told you.

my dads are dead

Yeah, AIDS has that effect on people.

They died in a motorcycle accident.

Sorry to hear that, but it's for the best.

Is that all you can say?

I'm glad your faggot fathers are dead. Just being honest. Also I'm not whoever it was you were arguing with. I just jumped in here. Seems like a boring debate that isn't going anywhere.

You shouldn't be glad that other peoples ily members are dead. If someone from your ily died I bet you would be sad.

If I believed your two dads were real, or really dead on a motorcycle accident I might feel bad. But I don't. What were you guys arguing about anyway? Seemed to be how much your political opponents are moronic sacks of shit. Not too far from that to spiteful words of "I'm glad your parents dead."

Just sayin'.

The twist is that my father was donald trump
And my other father was bernie sanders
I am their secret love child

the faggot doesn't fall far from the faggot tree

strange cause i cant find any of those proclaimed sources of yours and you wont post any so i guess your claims are false

That's actually pretty hot

i love how statists argue about which master would be best for them while all the time denying that votes dont even have the power to change who owns the voters

they lose and lose again each time they cast a ballot and they only worship the feet of politicians
when it comes to changing their communitie or organizing they go back wherever they came from and think politicians will do all the work for them
then they get surpriced when they are fleeced again and again and every politician turns out a liar
they believe the hope and change lie from a different mouth repeatedly in their lives waving from thinking this politician is different to believing that they arent getting what they deserve only because clearly "more people wanted it that way so i should suffer because i got outvoted"

but even if that were true and it is not, how would it make sense that 49% suffers because 51% voted differently?

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You got shit backwards m8

wew lad

WE WILL NEVER BEND OVER TO ROME

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You can always move to Africa to be free, I heard libertarianism is working out great for those warlords.
Hope you are strong enough to stand against them or enjoy your slavery though.

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Yeah you and what army?

It was a forbidden love. One day Trump was having sex with his pet monkey Obama in the whitehouse, missionary position, when Bernie walked in on them in the middle of the act. "W-Wuaht are you doing!?" he grumbled. Trump looked over his strong shoulder, Obamas pale brown legs still wrapped around his rippling back. Trump winked at Bernie "Hey, you want a piece of the action?", and he gave his trademark smirk. Bernie shook his head, declining, but not entirely. "Noh, but can I watch?" Trump responded with a satisfied snort and resumed his business. Bernie slowly took off his suit and began to fondle his wrinkly old teats, eventually feeling his way down to his groin. Soon he found himself masturbating furiously to the scene. Obama moaned like the little whore he was as Trump blew his creamy white load into Obamas tight brown butthole. Bernie nearly had a heart attack as he squeezed out a small modicum of semen from his shriveled pecker.

Anyway, one thing led to the other and eventually those two tied the knot. Ever since then they have been a two man team, fighting Hillary to save America. Though they had to work behind the scenes because the lying media would never understand their true love for each other.

the final army

Armies are for governments.

A true freedom fighter only needs the army of the damned vengeful souls at his back and his blade in hand.

anarchists are fucking retarded, worst of it all is how they don't even have an answer to the country next door just sending an army and taking over so they end up back in step 1 in the best of cases of the invaders having mercy and just enslaving them.

you're retarded, and also a cuck

Name one successful anarchist state :^)

The Pacific ocean

Guess he takes revenge on Japan from time to time at least.

lol I bet in your country it is illegal to even make people walk the plank

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This is like 2d porn for Romans, except in 3d.

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what argument are you trying to make
youll need to learn to write whole sentences

Those statues aren't the only thing that is rock hard right now

Humans are social animals, the more organized their society is, the better they become.
As inspiring the hobo survivalist living in the mountain hunting his own shit and surviving is, he would never stand a chance against a tribe, nor the tribe could ever hope to stand against an army.
I'm not just talking about martial strength, technology and achievements also become possible only through the combined effort of an entire civilization.

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This is pretty good too how they got the rocks to float like that.

Like I said in my other post, you imply anarchism means no one organizes. That makes no sense. Even to achieve anarchism organization is required first. Not sure what rational perspective you are approaching this from because it seems more like a bunch of childish and ill educated insults.


You're putting forth unproven claims on top of unproven claims. That isn't really how you use your mind to discuss things. If I told you gays shouldnt adopt because kids need fit parents I would be implying things without proof. Why do you think there is even a need to post without providing a sufficient argument?

kids with gay parents have 5 times higher suicidal rates and mental problems, "without proof" is just you being delusional
also, anarchist states always collapse because they just suck, they're ok for ancient times where people fought with spears and shit, but we're way past that and when kingdoms, empires and states appeared all the tiny little anarchist tribes got wiped out of the game or enslaved
we're in the big leagues now, if you want to play like a toddler, go ahead and try just don't expect people to take you seriously with that shit opinion

Freedom is more important than some fag kids being sane.

You are aware what happens when they organize right?

you are an intellectual behemoth and i must bow to your flawless arguments

People organizing does not mean involuntary coercion under a state. You lack arguments as well.

Almost as retarded as commies writting from their iphones from a starbucks
Why don't you just move to some deserted island or Africa to live out your rebel fantasies and save us your childish delusions?

pic related, if the mongols stayed in their retarded tribal anarchies they wouldn't had left a single footprint in the annals of history.

It's beautiful. Just like capitalism naturally creates corporations, so do tribal agreements naturally become kingdoms.

i cant tell if you're trolling or just unable to put forth rational arguments without childish insults

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VOTE FOR DR. JILL STEIN! YOUR VOTE CAN STILL MEAN SOMETHING!

You're delusional. Unfortunately, she doesn't stand a chance because we live in a Plutocratic 2-party system.

I was a Sanders supporter, and last night I realized just how similar Sanders supporters are to Trumpfags.

stay triggered faggot

No Donald Trump.

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That's because you're a cuck and a shill.
>>>/reddit/

it's no worse than single mothers, so I'm fine with it as long as they pass a background check and have the finances to raise a child

but hey, I'd advocate bringing in a reproduction license that people have to apply for, and if you have children without the license you get welfare suspensions and so on

maybe I'm more right wing than you guys though…

Not really, they're extremely more harmful.

Get out combine.

lefties getting wrekt left right and center

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You're curious?
Here
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just right click and google the pictures next time

Keks in abundance


Or I could do my part in not encouraging shitposts

tl;dr: Two paedophiles pull the old gay couple trick for free meat?

No, homosexuals being pedophiles is extremely common.
Ask the catholic church

Wasn't that hard.

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u cant do that to mozzarella

yo clearly ain' a brotha

u clearly mistaking the cheeses

if it ain mozarella it ain cheez no what i'm sayin

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STFU NIGGER

s​m​h t​b​h f​a​m

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Obvious b8. Absolutely no one is that retarded.

Im assuming you're looking for "Socialism"?
Or Cultural marxism? Whatever, Socialism and Communism are the same thing

Carl the cuck IS the left.


Such delusion.

lol

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Ok, so some dumb hick is the right? You're an idiot

It was an absolutely stunning debate. It really opened my eyes about Trump and his lies.

And you're this guy

Yeah, huhuhu, that's me, huhuhuhuh

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hey

m'fighter

Thank god its over.

wew !