I'm going to nuke the catalog in a few minutes, any objections?

I'm going to nuke the catalog in a few minutes, any objections?

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/raw/UWffBQbn:
imgur.com/Yb4KvWa
8ch.net/log.php?board=b
archive.is/DN5Ya
archive.is/lVrit
archive.is/4nRiE
archive.is/QsZ85
8ch.net/b/res/
archive.is/QlE02
archived.moe/b/thread/658295496/#q658297614
cam-for-free.com/anabelleleigh
vid.me/AjSk
8ch.net/b/res/6021495.html#6049325
vocaroo.com/i/s0jhefNE6wxM
vocaroo.com/i/s1FFJsWrzYCf
freech.net/intl/res/23736.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_flytrap
stats.4ch.net/Holla
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

You mean, like, reset it, or spam it?

like, I'm going to delete 20 pages. If you guys want to save any threads bump them into the top 5.

he means making Holla Forums one page

don't kill the zone thread

could you make the following a quote at the top of the page?

"Dark Souls is a blonde chav bitch with no tits and a push up bra. Ninja Gaiden is the slightly chubby hilarious brunette with stockings and giant tits."

But why though?

save all posts with anime titties

To purge threads that are old and stale, to encourage new content.

k

howww does that encourage new content exactly?

Allright lets try it. Holla Forums isn't Holla Forums without a little chaos thrown in.

The board is random go ahead nuke everything whenever you want no one should care.

you'll be forced to make new threads

and the exact same content will be posted

and people can make new threads now, unless the site is borken

At least make sure you get that stupid stream thread.

Probably a good idea

do it

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I vote nuke. If something is good enough it will come back.

yep

don't kill the movie theater thread

Maybe… but then again, maybe something AMAZING will be posted instead.

Stop being a pussy and do it you faggot

When pussy right in front of you but you still need to post dank memes on Holla Forums

oh, ok

Can you blame him? This board is filled with some of the whiniest faggots on earth.

i already did it. it could take a few hours to take effect since the site seems to be broken again.

Awww, let's see another of the kitteh

ftfy

It died from aids

You killed the meta one fucker. And like three of my good ones, leaving just the shit one.

What do you mean "it's not around anymore"?

lost

yes yes you are correct

oc > everything you love

I live by this rule.

I think he's not having enough fun. He cares too much about maintaining some kind of order or principles or something stupid like that. Who cares what happens to these forgettable threads on Holla Forums anyway? Those are the real super autists.

Release your inhibitions dysnomia, let it all burn. Make Holla Forums great again the way only a shitty inconsiderate janitor can.

So you're actually going to heed my dubs from the thread the other day?

Also don't be a hypocrite.

Nuke em all.

I miss baking the Pony Holla Forumsreads.

DO IT FAGGOT

and give hebe back to the pedos

god i hate ponyniggers

You're an idiot. The only outcome of a board WITH VERY FEW USERS, and very low moderation, is certain disaster when one mega-autist can derail the entire thing with spam.

Please don't kill

Pin it so everyone can see my OC :^)

but user ilu

Well thankfully the eternal trap roleplaying thread survived. Actually it seems an older thread was taken over by them. Between them and the pony threads the userbase is thriving!

Whatever happens, don't nuke those threads. Not even being sarcastic, literal faggots are the largest group of users.

Who is Rem?

But I didn't argue for very low moderation.

Just stop doing things please.

Absolutely nothing of value lost there. Fuck bronyfags.

no u

DO IT FAGGOT

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Unban pls.

You unbanned Travis poster and he spammed more than I ever did. Also I already make lots of other threads, many of which had actual discussion that almost crested above pure shitposting at times. They're nuked now but idk, that's life.

My VPN is slow as shit. I asked in the last meta but went to sleep and never saw the answer. The rules are inconsistent across the board. Chrystal is a dead character anyway.

Unban please.

It already happened.

Post your ban message so I can find it.

but you're here, so there's no need to put dys through the trouble of unbanning you

JUST DO IT!!!

It's so damn slow. It's awful

5 pages…

are you even trying?

You should have rebooted the whole board.

0 Threads.
a whole new re start.

I don't see it anywhere, are you sure you're still banned?

Yup. I think it is #141010 looking at the log.

checked
fixed

Thanks dys. I'll behave. ❤️

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Who goes there?

Which one was this?

Mods?

f.am and t.b.h. was filtered. I'm outraged.

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good

333

Not everything hilarious is good.

That's where you're wrong.

Sure, laugh it off. But it won't end here. Next they'll filter .

Hi, my name is Jamal Johnson.

I have access to 3 popular VPN services, one of which allows me access to 5 other VPN services. Most of them are popular on here.

I plan to spam Holla Forums by bumping old threads and generally ruining the quality of the board until every single VPN is banned. I won't stop until 8/b/ becomes 4/b/.

Remember to check the timestamps of each thread that you decide to post in. Chances are, it has been dead for days and you don't realize it because my spam was deleted, and the thread is still on page 1.

Have a nice day.

nuking the board won't stop me. I will return when there are more pages, there's no point at this time. Thanks you for your time

The following is a random keyword the nsa monitors via pastebin.com/raw/UWffBQbn: Espionage

I like responding to old threads, though.

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This guy is spamming the fuck out of the catalog right now dys.

It's happening again.

If this post is quads, then dysnomia must openly apologize for being a namefagging attention whore, the most resented kind of faggot on anonymous messageboards, resign and leave forever.

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Holla Forumss CLOSED?

Why are you doing this?

DEATH TO JAMAL

Then kill yourself jamal

wat

YYYYEEEESSSS

DO IT FGT

Satan quads have spoken

You HAVE to do it

FUCKIN YES

Do it.

oh shit

This post made my day. Thank you user.

since dysnomia is definitely here now
BUMP

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He'll totally do it.

(checked)
bye.

Give Holla Forums to Kennedy, he'll be able to do the same inane tasks over and over everyday without trying to do anything interesting.

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Ms. Skeltal would be cute if she had some meat.

i wished that happened to every dog i see

make it 25 pages and keep it 25 pages

Can you stop ruining this board, you fucking moralfag? In all your efforts, you'll make Holla Forums somewhat okay, but so god damn slow and boring to use that using 7chan's Holla Forums would actually be more worthwhile, because you're going on more of a powertrip than the 7chan mods. Oh, that file already exists, wonderful! Brb editing one little gray dot into it with MS Paint.

brb masta going to get some KFC

Whoever took over for you - Jamal is flooding the catalog right now. Not that it matters as it's still only up to page 12 so far, but FYI.

42 posts of this

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Where's muh missing letter fella?

who that sexy guy on th e right ?

Nice font

ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＭＥＴＡ ＴＨＲＥＡＤ

the fuck?
I only posted one image lmao, unless the Tomoko spammer was somehow using the exact same proxy as I was

Aww man, a D+ for one image.
Fuck.

i clearly remember you flooding a thread with them like 5 minutes ago

Dysonomia is doing a good job. This dysonomia sucks meme has to stop somewhere right?

which thread were you in kind sir?

No it's not a meme. We seriously hate him.

JK I'm dysnomia.

Did you get banned for post 6044088?

The locked one about Dysnomia being a 'rulecuck'.

cool, i was in that thread too. you definitely aren't lying, you only posted one image

in fact, i don't remember you asking if you could post duplicate images and then flooding them
that definitely didn't happen.

Was the IP hash "1199729b0b" doing the Tomoko flood, or did you mistake my IP for theirs? I'm legitimately curious if we were on the same proxy.

The same IP posted the same exact image as you with the same file name in the same exact thread.

It was definitely just a mistake that you were banned for someone else's mischief!

imgur.com/Yb4KvWa

Got you bitch

Weird. Oh well, I do use a proxy site, so that rare occurence could definitely happen sometimes. Weird.

He's telling the truth.

Godspeed.

I ain't clickin that shit nigga

why did you ban me for spaming a shitty meta thread and then proceed to lock that very thread anyway?

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You better click that shit nigga

banned for spam, locked because we don't need two of the same thread.

Just tell me what the image is, I'm too paranoid to click untrustworthy links from random people.

But Tomoko is smug

It's an image concerning your ban

I bet you used the spam as an excuse to delete all of my criticism and then lock the thread so people can only see your side of the argument.

You don't seem to understand, two people got banned, I was the one spaming and he only posted the image once.

I'm not the same guy though.
Can prove it by posting some of my Banis.
Tomoko spammer doesn't save that shit.

With the amount of proxies that actually work on Holla Forums, I guess I'm not surprised that Tomoko and I used the same proxy. I only posted 1 Tomoko for the luls.

Gay. Except CP posters, no one deserves a permanent ban. Especially not if their spam was restricted to one thread. I don't think any of the top 3 except Holla Forums ban people permanently for breaking a rule besides the global rule for the first time, which is ironic because it makes this shithole the place with the least free speech. Only a ~week long ban is proportionate to the horrible crime of posting something over and over imo.

We weren't on the same proxy, he banned both of us knowing that you only posted one picture.

I frequently spam 4chan Holla Forums and barely ever get banned, when I do its usually short and never permanent.

Check the logs though.
He clicked D+ on my IP but not yours, and I checked this with the fact that all my posts were gone, as well as yours.
>8ch.net/log.php?board=b

It doesn't say Dysnomia deleted your images but he did, but it could with "dysnomia hidden 34 minutes Holla Forums Deleted all posts by IP address: 1199729b0b"

apparently someone decided to spam the thread with the same filename

yes, that was me.
the filename is iconic

This one is Tomoko btw, I'm Bani
Should turn on my flag so people can tell

why the fuck is there no tomoko flag?

Exactly. Is dysnomia really intent on being more restricting than the cuckchan itself?

and the pictures were posted back to back at least 10 seconds apart like in

I assume you just switched proxies when one was banned.

Made one

Proxies on Google Chrome are shit and all I use is Firefox for proxies, so no, I can't spam through two different proxies.

retards can't comprehend.

archive.is/DN5Ya

i am looking through this as well

Post screenshots of when Dysnomia banned somebody who wasn't a faggot.

dysnomia banned himself one time

wait… nvm

I'd post Zoidberg but I don't have a Zoidberg pic

and?

I guess

It's unfortunate that you were banned

Double Dubs wasted on cancer

Agreed

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dam son

Haha wow, my partner, therefore my partner and I are like equals, so Holla Forums is now Tomoko and Bani's board.

Kennedi Checkem Tbh Fam

t. Puppysky

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

bump :^)

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bump :^)

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the fuck?

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does anyone have that drawing of a guy talking about saging for attention, and in the background there's dysnomia's low signal flag? i forgot to save it

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Ok , dysnomia did his part.

good job dude.

Dysnomia censors threads that go against him:

1st locked thread:
archive.is/lVrit

2nd locked thread:
archive.is/4nRiE

why limit pages?

is this some kind of new irony?

meta threads have been being posted outside of that thread for fucking months… Suddenly he decides to lock one that goes against him and you faggots jump on the bandwagon?

archive.is/QsZ85

We have meta threads and discussion literally constatly, you're just spamming it (along with a few other people) to force it to have to get deleted so that way you can go ahead and cry out about your rights being trampled when someone goes and cleans up the spam. It's a continous cycle of false flagging, self created problems and pleas over and over again. It dosen't work to help the users here, it just is a shit show with the purpose of sliding everthing into a mess and sinking the site and the board.

Cry more bitch nigga.

inb4 faggot, cuck, shill, volunteer, etc. etc. etc.

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HAHAHAHA LMAO xdddddddd

The "Bumplock after X" feature doesn't seem to work. I think having threads that are 2 weeks old being bumpspammed is kind of annoying.

I reduced the pages so that we wouldn't have double the amount of stale content as we already do.

This thread is a new thing. I think we can do something better with the catalog space than post the same content 10 times a day, so I made this thread last week to fullfill everyones meta needs, it's also a thread I frequent so that I can tell anons what is going on and answer their questions.

If this thread dies I'll make a new one.

Forgot my attention whore thing.

I love how you conveniently make up new rules when it suits you. You are such a good mod :^)

It's only twenty minutes old at this point. Shortest lived spam/copypasta ever.

well you already made it stale by spamming it like a butthurt faggot

I've been removing spam for a while now.

It wasn't just me. Also it was pretty funny.

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but you realize this means that people will keep making new threads with the same topic many times which would be equally annoying.
will result in "we have this thread everyday" type of situation.

it would be funnier without the text at the bottom explaining the joke
the cap is self explanatory

I suggest increasing the number of pages to more than one page, it does not have to be infinite but 1 is not enough.
make it 5 pages or so.

You make it sound like there is some secret organization of conspiracy theorists that have an agenda against dysnomia, when it's just people pointing out that he is not a good vol. If you honestly think dysnomia is a good vol then you much be completely new to Holla Forums boards.

*must

It's already been restored to 25 pages, and this was after that even.

So you mean it's 25 pages now?
if so then it's ok guys.

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I just find it funny that people get so amazingly ass blasted after thrifty plus threads that that small, ever so small amout of spam got them annoyed so quickly.

They must be new to imageboards. Also, it stopped just as soon as it started. If only that were the case I might agree with you more.

dude, don't be childish, so what if he can't cross post?
he will learn.
it's not like you were a channer since you were born.

Yes. It was limited before this meta thread, then set back to 25. Then dysnomia decided to kill the bottom twenty pages because there was old shit lingering. Now a week later there are week old threads again because traffic is so slow. The catalog isn't even full.

Exactly, he's so new that he has to learn. You just proved my point.

Nice newfag terminology.

Goddamn, I can't wait until summer is over.

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better.

I didn't prove shit.
I have no problem with a newfag vol, if he keeps things running good.

ok ancient fag, you are just being a cancerous uncle atm, KYS

25 pages is reasonable tbh fam

That's because you are one a sympathize with him.

Just know that you millennial redditors are responsible for making this site shit in the first place.

Cross posting between threads takes effort

No matter how I look at it I'm going to have to open a thread, click on the OP No.XXX, copy it, and then paste it into the other thread, adn then I have to repeat this process with however many threads I'm linking.

If I open a new window (I often browse with two windows open, one on mod.php and one on the normal site because mod.php is kind of broken) I can drag and drop links into the comment section. If I wanted to make them proper cross posts I could edit the link and to remove 8ch.net/b/res/ and then remove .html and then add a >>, but for real, dragging and dropping links is so much easier.

You guys underestimate the extra effort I put into being lazy, even If I look like an idiot

MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL

Jesus christ, just admit that you are a big dummy and a newfag.

I knew someone would say that, but I really don't care.

I'm incredibly lazy I make typos and I notice them but I will hit submit without fixing them, I will do things that I could have easily fixed but instead I won't.

To make up for my laziness I've become incredibly efficient at everything I do. People often think I put a lot of effort into my work, but I'm really putting in as little as I can. At least IRL

I don't really care about how you guys think of me enough to do damage control, if it matters I've probably been here longer than most people have known what an imageboard is. That's not to brag that I've been on imageboards the longest, but that most of you are probably 16-18 year old millennials

[DAMAGE CONTROL INTENSIFIES]]

Just give up

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I mean… It doesn't really matter what I say, you're going to win your internet argument against me anyway. ;^)

The only difference is, ████████████ you have the power to ██████ censor people and abuse that power every day. :^)

Keep trying to act cute with your little comments, ██████ we all know you are a cultural marxist faggot. █████████.

WOAH DAMAGE CONTROL!

DYSNOMIA FOR BOARD OWNER FOR LIFE!

Very current affairs.

what is that supposed to mean?

yeah totally, I'm a millennial redditor and a newfag/summerfag.

So fuck off.

What do you think it's supposed to mean? I struggle to see how you can't grasp it.

Dysnomia is a cancerous uncle, don't pay him any attention.

hi Holla Forums

I'll take a guess and assume that you think cultural marxism is a conspiracy theory and you probably learned about it on wikipedia.

If you need an example of cultural marxism in the current times, just look at SJWs and progressive liberals in general.

Cultural Marxism is a Jewish invention, I wouldn't call it a "theory" because it actually exists, and the Jews ARE using it to conspire.

Can you give me your definition of cultural marxism and tell me how it relates to this thread? I'm genuinely curious.

political correctness and the censorship of language can all be traced back to cultural marxism. The way that dysnomia is censoring dissenting opinions is literally putting cultural marxism into practice. That's how it relates to this thread

dysnomia is a Marxist, but also antisocial. He invented meme magic to conjure up a social life and general life purpose, but can only crash planes and elect Trump.

Fucking kys kid.

I thought he was an attention whore?

You don't give a shit about what your users say because you think they're all underage?
dam son

nice argument

Holla Forums just derailed the meta!

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It's all the rebuttal you deserve if you think social marxism is the one true source of all censorship.

Ah right, I see! That's pretty interesting stuff. Do you think Dysnomia could be involved with the global Jewry? You make a compelling case. I think he definitely might be a communist now that I think about it.

Now's not the time to be scared. That comes later.

Well we can't, stop deleting the tiny ounce of traffic we still get just because you think it could be better.

I never claimed that. lern2readingcomprehension

The quote is "Now is not the time for fear" not "Now is not the time to be scared".

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Fuck, sorry avatarfag, I'll be sure to google it next time. Don't want to make anyone's autism flare up.

It's not avatarfaging to post 8chans newest meme you dip

Do not Fear, Fear is the time that comes afterwards.

Whatever you say, 15.gif.

Giving you the benefit of the doubt that this was just akwardly phrased, can you think of any other reasons a mod might exercise his powers of censorship? Ego? Christian prudery? Just being a janitor in general and shoveling the shit aside enough to make a walking path?

Well before I do that I want you to define exactly what you think "censorship" is and what dysnomia is censoring.

ITT: dysnomia jokingly shitposts until everyone forgets what sparked the "meta debate"

WEW
E
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Stop D+ing me just because I express my freedom of speech over 100 times in a single thread.

No no it goes, Dr. Paved, you think that gives you power over me? Do you feel the charge? The smile for all sizes!

Isn't Holla Forums already supposed to be "/meta/ except not for faggots"? Why is this BO so terrified of criticism that he has to make a cyclical ghetto?

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If I put on the mask will you big guy?

I'm glad somebody is with me on this. This is just another front by the global cabal of cultural marxists to bring social communism into every person's living room, and I'm sick to death of it. Can you imagine what it's going to be like in 2025? Why you're sat there in your front room watching The Good Life, and next thing you know the Suede Denim Secret Police come in, chop little Timmy's cock off, and they say to you "Your daughter is called little Tammy, do not misgender her or you will be sent to the cultural gulag".

It's just fucking madness and it has to be stopped, right here, right now, with the Archon of Jewry xiself, Dysnomia.

newest cancer
fify

Perhaps he's wondering why a Cultural Marxist would censor a man before banning him from Holla Forums.

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You deserve it.

Sjws and alt-righters are equally bad.
let them kill each other,both sides are aids and cancer, they sow division and probably infiltrated by the feds.

Wat? I'm on the dysnomia defense force here. dysnomia is fighting a shitpile with a broom handle while blindfolded and high. It's all over the fucking walls but I cut him some slack because some retard keeps shitting in the hallways and won't ever stop.

He's "censoring" the dozens of "dysnomia is a fucking faggot" threads every day. Also he can do no wrong and I love him so much that I'm fingering my asshole right now.

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(both of you have been checked)

Pretty much this. Perhaps you guys will think twice next time before putting a reptilian Illuminati agent in charge of Holla Forums

HISSSS

ayyyy
NO

You deserve to have your hands broken.

You're my fetish, sage. ♥️

Was posting an avatar part of your itinerary?

lmao XDD ur so funny dysnomia. Keep making cute comments like this, we'll all forget about how you're a massive rulecuck with crippling autism.

I'm not really fighting anything. I do what I think is best and I talk to anons and take ideas from their criticism. I think it's best to remove spam despite spammers begging me (by spamming) to let them spam.

Put it like this. If you some of you guys want to hate me and shitpost about me all day, that's great, I'm not going to force you to go to /operate/ or anything, but if you're going to post the same threads over and over again I think I'll keep content in a similar thread so that like minded individuals can discuss the situation together, and so that other people who are sick of seeing threads about me can potentially enjoy this board.

Maybe I am a communist. JK

Wouldn't that be the guy that always gets banned from Holla Forums who posts several hours every single day?

Break his fucking finger!!! /baphophat/ will dox the Gilborg Ratbert and when we literally murder him all will be right again!

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Nice try bucko.

That sounds reasonable to me, why are people bitching?

You're just as bad.

What in the fuck...

go back to reddit

Honestly, why did you even make this thread at all?

You would have been better off making the cyclical and abandoning it instead of saying "uhmmmm lmao wtf are you guys even talking about? i'm just deleting spam, what screenshots/archives are you talking about?"

This was unironic you fucking retard. What you're fighting is spam bullshit. Also luv u bby never stop making these poor idiots angry.

I'd pay to see him killed.

Go back to freech.

Ease of access. Anons have a specific thread they know is up that they can go to and post meta-content in.

It's a thread I keep up and browse daily so I can see what's going on.

This deserves it's own thread, it will probably derail this one. What the fuck is Benji doing?

Hi, my name is Jamal Johnson.

I have access to 3 popular VPN services, one of which allows me access to 5 other VPN services. Most of them are popular on here.

I plan to spam Holla Forums by bumping old threads and generally ruining the quality of the board until every single VPN is banned. I won't stop until 8/b/ becomes 4/b/.

Remember to check the timestamps of each thread that you decide to post in. Chances are, it has been dead for days and you don't realize it because my spam was deleted, and the thread is still on page 1.

Have a nice day.

D+ deletes all posts, it's not really any harder or easier at all

I hope you get shot.

Also spam containment.

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We're gonna raep your urethra with a rusty coathanger Rathberg. Then poison your doggos and eat 'em up!!!!

Fucking
TRIGGERED

You're still dodging the specific screenshots and archives that keep getting posted. Everyone on this board is getting sick of your "spam" excuse.

This man is 8chans greatest meme.

who made you king of opinions nigger

Eh, go ahead and link what you're talking about. I thought I cleared everything up.

This is the second greatest meme.

Well of course you do. You just want to ruin the place.

I remember that. It did seem resolved and got talked about a lot, but for those that don't know or weren't here…

In what fucking world does that make sense?

kek

There's nothing I love more than receiving thousands and thousands of boxes and free Korans. Please send them to:
Gilbert Raborg Escobar Sanchez
702 S Cockrell Hill Rd
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75211-4609

Everything in pic related. There has been so much shit you've tried to pull in the last couple weeks and now you're acting like none of it happened.

I'd say you're a faggot that angered the mods. That's just me though.

Pretty sure its just that you're a shithead.

Oh, it's just you.

Kill yourself my man. The links are in the image.

Do this nigger next Omlet!

Holy shit you're back already!

Yeah. I already explained it in the threads you spammed. I'm not really here to play mental gymnastics with you.

Justice never sleeps!

You only talked about "muh spam" in those threads too, the archives are there for everyone to see. You're the one who just offered to give an actual answer.

Not to mention you should already be able to see my post history and know that I never spammed anything.

Break this fucker's fingers!!!! Literally skullfuck his sister with a Bowie knife.

hot

"Dysnomia Dindu Nuffin: The Thread"

The answer is kek and also
JESUS FUCK IT'S BEEN NEARLY A MONTH NONSTOP WITH THIS. LET IT GO NIGGER!
Just let go

These three posts are like poetry. Truly our great leader dysnomia has our best interests at heart, like he just explained so clearly in these posts.

see

Getting upset at retarded janitors
Ask questions
Because it was funny
Because making you mad is fun
Don't want to.

The End.

More like
The End… ???

Because this nigger won't quit

He'd be good as the bangee in a gangbang

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Never quit, no matter what!

Hey ｄｙｓｎｏｍｉａ, can you take a moment off and delete the spam

and by nigger I mean autistic taco merchant ofc

Tek Kock!

Theres a new flood of spam, pls clean.

The spam implies that someone is so butthurt that they have to post standing up…

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its probably tomokofag, since his posts got deleted.

spammer BTFO

Dysnomia, these screenshots and archives are the entire reason you had to make this thread. Nobody is going to take you seriously if you keep memeing your way around them: >>6048174

Fuck. Don't do it mister vol, let it slide some of the week old threads off first. It'll only take about an hour.

speak for yourself you fag

are you frickin kidding me?!?! i already replied to this like 100 times, quit flipping spamming you DIPHEAD!!!!!

He's too autistic to listen - one day he will be on the receiving end and suddenly realise how worthless his life has been.

you still tried to piss off dysnomia on purpose and make a another meta so he can be even more stress while there was ready a meta thread and after the thread was gone, you tried to claim that was censorship.

This shit was discussed to death the first week and a half. No one is going to take you seriously if you pretend it wasn't. The poor guy who made the alternative board >>>/attic/ got treated kinda shitty by being treated with suspicion, but that was about it for valid complaints.

for what purpose?

its a leftist fag that hates threads like the 530+ reply anti leftypol thread

How many times do I have to say I'm on the vols side?

b-b-b-b-b-b-butthurt detected!!!!!!!

Oh look, kennedifag is trying to uncleshield behind Holla Forums again. Makes a nice change from /baph/.

You're still a faggot.

You are seriously autistic dude. Like you have a problem.

Because I have about seven or eight that AI made that won't stop bumping. People are so far behind they are still wondering about "tbh fam" being filtered. Shit's up to 260 something replied and won't stop smdh.

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All this energy required to spam he'll be all tuckered out when it comes fap time

What are you talking about kennedifag? We both know only me and you lurk this board.

t. dysnomia

You are seriously autistic dude. Like you have a problem.

DON'T LET THE BOARD GOBLIN ESCAPE THIS EVIDENCE

You are seriously autistic dude. Like you have a problem.

I don't think over half the people posting give a shit.

memes

I think I could make a nice income selling patented Holla Forums butthurt cream

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You are meta. Like this is meta.

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Get a trip asshats.

I don't. The rules on this board are clear. It's just an autistic fag upset that this place is not all about him, with his rules. He needs some shotgun mouthwash to get a better perspective on things.

Nice try, guy who calls other people the same guy when they aren't guy!

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I don't. dysnomia needs his fingers broken in his autistic little head.

Also fuck this drawing, I hate it. Makes me want to mail a hundred more Korans to Rayberg.

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Reposting before dysnomia & friends try to slide it. Still no response from the man himself, who tends to abandon threads where he embarrasses himself (see the archived threads for examples).

Dysnomia censors threads that go against him:

1st locked thread:
archive.is/lVrit

2nd locked thread:
archive.is/4nRiE

so make a new better thread fagbot

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Keep banging your head against that wall faggot

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Tomorrow your time is nigh. There will be a great reckoning of boxes, Korans, free catalogues and various other online bargains.

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He did something wrong by not deleting this nonsense immediately.

We should really talk about it, though.

and
and finally
All done!

you are a broken record.

okay friend

drawing a picture of a muscular guy saying "I'm here to beat up [x person I don't like on chinese cartoon imageboard]" is more pathetic than I ever hope to allow myself to get tbh

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the rulecuckery tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck did Dysnomia ban me? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the mod team is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want hotwheels to be admin and fix this broken chan. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought I wasn't doing anything against the rules???? This is so fucked.

I have, they have gotten bumped past 200 as well. Time to kill 'em!

Or not, as the spam will never ever get that far.

Nice try giblet.

It's going to get posted by multiple people until it gets a real answer, which means dysnomia can use doublethink to classify it as spam. But he could nuke the entire board and bootlickers would still defend him.

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I don't give a shit.

for a serious answer what i'm doing is p much equivalent to, say, pic related, and other ebin oldfage classics
I hope I don't get too autistic with it though

nice image

But really Dysnomia, What did I do to get banned?
I wasn't spaming, unless you consider posting the same picture multiple times even while posting completely different text each time to be spaming, but even then you you said this thread was for spam containment

How new are you? He gave answers over and over. He said them again just now.

Ask more specific questions than "pic related"
Also kys.

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then link to them.

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Hi, my name is Kennedifag.
I have access to 3 popular trap services, one of which allows me bareback access to 5 other trap services. Most of them are popular down at the YMCA.


I plan to get fucked by cocks in and out of my asshole and generally ruining the quality of my sphincter until every single ballbag is empty. I won't stop until my ass can fit a watermelon in it.

Have a nice day.

or just make a new thread again
why would you care if an old thread is still up on catalog
you are autistic

Spinning Tomoko is not against the rules

Shit, I'm sure you hurt artist of 147x.jpgs feelings there, at least he won't be the autist loading up paint and inspect element for absolutely no reason other than to stroke his chub under the desk.

It was funny though.

I just did.

Right there.

The End!

see

Fuck off josh.

stop using Exclamation points you newfag.

Meanwhile……elsewhere on Holla Forums…

You've well we all have said that so much it's lost all meaning. I've made tons of threads. Today I'm shitposting in this one. Also there is almost no chance of it happening as the catalog has not been full all week.

This is tame waste uncleing where the uncle has wasted far more time than me and uncled themselves. Why would you do this?

I hate when people misues the word shitposting like its some kind of accomplishment
"Look guys I'm shitposting XDXDXD"

You wouldn't know a art if it hit you in the face.

W-what does this even mean?

SHITPOSTING IS A ART YOU NEWFAGGING AUTIST

Heh, I just uncled you good and proper.

I like it!

This is the problem, newfags call themselves shitposters like its a fashion statement.

Holla Forums posting style in a gif…

I'll have you know I'm a 2014 oldfag tyvm

Nice buzzwords, but I have been using Holla Forums since October 2014.

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Fuck that one of mine is still there, along with four others.

TL;DR:

Anons: Spammers are cancer. Go away.

Spammers: hurr durr faggy fag answer me

epic fish meme bro, I like the meme generator caption.

Retards can not comprehend, active users are getting permanently banned for no reason.

Active users - you mean spamfags

No, active members of the community.
Get. that. through. your. head.

poor kennedifag

What a fucking bombshell.

Turns out 4chan gets the cream of the crop for people who graduated top of their class for a doctorate in autist babysitting.

Whenever I am reminded that the man in question is Uncle, I kind of want to join the angry four man mob. But then I remember the deer shit eating guy spamming the everliving fuck out of the Cat's Cradle threads, and I am on the anti-extreme levels is spam side again.

Also I kind of like goofy people. They are usually good natured and I can relate :^)

dysnomia has confirmed to be jim before

You are no better than the people who claim that everyone who likes the current moderation is just Dysnomia.

prove it.

Wow your so goofy and randumb!!!
filtered.

time waste uncleing*

It's what I call it at least, where the uncle can't reasonably expect anyone to get angry at what they're doing and for some reason is just wasting both of your time.

Oh no!

Gilby pls

Swat that piece of shit. Right now!!

Do you find it this hard do believe multiple people disagree with you?
I fucking hate Texas.

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It makes them sad because they won't get anymore attention from me.

The kennedi meme makes me angry and I wan' to punch her every time I see it.

Gilbert Raborg Escobar Sanchez
702 S Cockrell Hill Rd
Dallas
TX
75211-4609

Have you seen this man?

Do your part for the community and break his fingers make a citizens arrest today!

I'm Jim.

HOLY SHIT. I leave to play vidya for a bit and the entire board is purged.

Where is Omlet when you need him!

What is uncleing? Are you trying to push something?
And by even getting mad at me for drawing I hope you realize you are expending more emotional effort into them than I. they're like the visual equivalent of shitposts for me.

So, actually fun? 4chan, at least on the small boards I visited, was an actual enjoyable place to be where anons would let themselves go and just try to be as comedic as possible. Holla Forums is filled with uptight faggots that legitimately get mad if you use the wrong terminology, like saying 'normie' instead of 'normalfag' or whatever autistic expression they're hellbent on eliminating, or in the case of the hobby boards if you have the 'wrong' taste. Not to mention the push to act as least "autistic" or "cringey" as possible as a projection of their own insecurities of being viewed as such by others. Without the shitty sjw mods, this place could stand to be more like 4chan.

Nah anons, he's right. Back on SA I remember being a shitposter was an actual insult and not a epic ironic meme. If your posts were shitposts you wouldn't get attention. "Effortposts", or the now obscure opposite of shitposts, would. Although considering how that place turned out maybe us anons should strive to be as least like it as possible.

Stop banning me for no reason pls
Only ban me when I actually spam
also tell everyone that I'm not Gillbert

Fucking got you now Jim you super hot pocket oh boy I can't wait to repost this to a bunch of people who realise who I am a few words into my essays and skip everything I have to say!

That isn't really surprising.
Also is you.

You could just not respond to them in the first place.

This just in: cuck makes thread, gets BTFO by based mod. More at 10.

I wasn't getting mad at you for drawing, I was laughing at the guy getting upset at someone else drawing.

Looks like you've uncled yourself. If you don't know what a good uncle is then you need to lurk more, m'nephew.

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archive.is/QlE02
archived.moe/b/thread/658295496/#q658297614

You make some good points, but who was the "he" that is back, now at goonieland? Those posts were deleted because who cares, kek, fuck them.

Welp…….Let's get back on topic - gif related

Stop D+ing all my posts for no reason it creates a bunch of broken links that make people suspicious.

Why do I find this hilarious?

Lies

Holy shit that came up in some other thread recently. Sauce and moar please!

Because most of our OC comes from reddit while we post the same old pictures over and over again kekekekek I want to die

And where did you get these stats from mr. oc production analysis pro?

Do you want to know what's really sad?

I enjoy the meta threads the most out of anything on Holla Forums, and maybe even Holla Forums, they're always full of rampant uncleing, general idiocy, OC and butthurt. It's the full imageboard experience.

Stop trying to force a new word.

you got uncled :)

Look nephew, if you don't get the meme it's not my problem.

APPEAL MY BANS DYSNOMIA

Serves you right for posting an unfunny forced meme.

Same here. For chrissakes this is Holla Forums. A little less serious could do us all wonders.

Rulecucks never change.

You're right, that is pretty sad.
that's why almost all of my oc is meta, it's the most fun subject to shitpost about by far

It came up on the random board thread. I found it in some board but can't remember now. It's all I have of that sorry user.

friendly reminder:

1st locked thread:
archive.is/lVrit

2nd locked thread:
archive.is/4nRiE

3rd:
archive.is/QsZ85

Anabelle Leigh
cam-for-free.com/anabelleleigh
sauce vid: vid.me/AjSk

God I wonder how any of you faggots manage to dox

too lazy to look tbh fam

see

what is this supposed to mean to me?

Everyone who disagrees with him is kennedi.

Every metathread

WHY IS THIS THREAD SO ACTIVE SUDDENLY

Here's some stuff from her cam page

Do you mean uncle as in the cats cradle tripfag? or some entirely new epic maymay?

nice meam xD

I like this picture, it makes me feel like everyone is just having fun.

I made it specifically for metathreads, that's some freshly squeezed OC!

that's what the goal is. the only people that need to change are the ones that legitimately get mad at others for posting things.

lmao nice job, I wish I could make meems like you hahahaha

Dysnomia is the one banning people for things he doesn't like.

uncle is dysnomia

"getting uncled, uncling, and uncle" is just uncleing

Good job.

part of the ship
part of uncles ruse

I hate the same faggots he hates, so good.

Uncle never did anything, he just convinced newfags that he did some big ruse for attention, he's just a tripfag.

You sound angry

Hold on. Didn't uncle get massively rused by CPL in those Cat's Cradle threads? That's how I remember it.

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That was the ruse!

samefag away!!!!!

Just for that, I'm doing an artists' impression of you when you made that post.

Yeah, a little.

I'll be happier once this place is whittled down to about 10 people who aren't retarded.

All the continuous meta posting and arguing is a ruse. And these niggas literally don't into op sec about it.

I hate Holla Forums so much, they always take credit for my shitposts.

Based on what parememters? From the anons in this thread right now, who would you keep?

Then you would have to leave as well.
Also fuck off elitist.

I'm the one who posted this on Holla Forums. I don't even regularly browse there. I just wanted to get them in here to make dysnomia butthurt, because I know how he hates goons.

Not you

Not you either

Trump 2016

They are making fun of the retards like you who would screencap the thread as evidence.

To understand the kind of man uncle was you have to understand just how deep the metaruse goes.>>6049257

You aren't being the man Trump knows you can be.

You don't understand the kind of man I am.

Kek. This is fascism – get used to it.

You and dysnomia need to stop misusing the word "goon". This shit started in /cow/ and Holla Forums with descriptives like "goony beard" but now it's fucking ridiculous. Call them Holla Forumsfags or freecucks or whatever you want, but not the one thing specifically designated for users of a website that freech is not. That's like calling 7chan anons tumblrites.

r-rude

Hitler was a socialist.

I'll just address you all at once so that way I don't have to go the round about with this. The continous meta and drama is literally a meme here at this point. False flags with false flags. Lets just make use of this site and be together anons, infinite space, the infinite imageboard.

Here, I'll break it down for you

1. you don't understand sarcasm
2. you are mentally ill
3. you are a low functioning autist with a IQ of a nigger
4. you hate anonymity
5. you are new to imageboards and think you know how a Holla Forums board is meant to moderated
6. you fap to traps and think you are straight
7. you are a halfbreed and think you are white
8. you were 3 years old when 4chan became a site

Hitler was a megalomaniac who happened to espoused certain socialist ideals. And how did that work out?

Do you like things to be mostly fun? Because I prefer that. Also did CPL ruse the shit out of you? I pretended to be an assblasted you after the reveal by namefagging as you. People ate it up tbqh.

I just don't want to have to worry about Dysnomia deleting all of my posts in mass for no reason.

As a former Goon who got out of that shit around when Helldump was a thing, I just want to point out, for all of the newfags in the room, that nobody who still refers to themselves as or considers themselves associated with Goons is your friend.

Not one. Not Josh. Not Pleasureman. Not the Spacebattles mods. Not the Plebbit top clique.

None of them are your friend. Every 'good' Goon got the fuck out lifetimes ago, fucked off to do other things, like shitpost on Holla Forums or write fanfiction or something, and refuses to associate themselves with SA or anything to do with SA anymore.

No one who uses the SA rep to push themselves is someone you should trust. Ever. For any reason.

You know what the difference is between Gamergate and Sad Puppies? One of them had a train run on them by Goons. The other didn't.

Same angry nerds, geeks, and freaks. Same attitude. Same strategy. One of them is pulling down boycotts left, right, and center. The other is being Weekend at Bernies over on plebbit.

Fuck Goons. Fuck all of them. That site used to be everything 4chan used to be and everything Holla Forums hoped to be, and they flushed it down the toilet by snorting their own farts and bullying kids into committing suicide. A couple of Goons back in the day were semi-important people in real life, and Goon culture now thinks it's got "connections" and wields "real power," when in reality there just weren't that many fucking places to go to back in the day, so of course the few important people who used the internet had a good chance of being Goons.

Most of them have moved on, and likely don't even remember being Goons, but that hasn't stopped the legend of Goon influence and power from massively overinflating all of their egos for years after anyone gave a shit about them. You can see the mark of this on every single Goon that still considers themselves one. They don't have much in common, but the one thing they do all share is a wildly overinflated opinion of themselves.

You know why I'm not a part of Pleasureman's little circle of asskissers? Besides the fact that I've got better things to do than suck the dick of some skinnyfat alcholic nobody in the middle of their midlife crisis desperately trying to be politically relevant.

It's because if he was one of the 'good' Goons, you would have never known that he was one at all. You would have never known that any of them were.

But they openly advertise that shit. It's part of their sales pitch to join. And that's why you don't trust them.

I'm not surprised that Josh is one at all. He's exactly the sort of failure at life who used to hang out in Helldump and dox kids he's never met to make himself feel better about his shitty life.

Digging isn't my gig, but if I were you and had the inclination to try, I'd start taking a hard, long look at Mark. I'm serious. I'm talking to you, OP. /cow/ needs to look at Mark, because he reeks of Goon to me. I'm not saying he is one. But he sure smells like one.

More proof that obviously none of this was an ebic ruse, not at all.

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If I post the OP on 4chan would it be 4chan's fault?

Wrong. Too damn serious.

This exactly.

This too.

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Then go there and stay there you fucking loser

I HOPE SLIDE JOHNSON COMES BACK AND SLIDES THIS BOARD OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH

I enjoy things to be as fun as possible although my definition of fun my vary. I enjoy uncleing XDD pretending to be retarded everyone on this board, goons and serious posters alike. I'm mostly ironic and cancerous on purpose. I'm serious about getting rid of spam, but I still have fun butt blasting spammers

CPL was never real.

DUMB AS A FUCKING ROCK

… Soon the autists will be silenced, and we will establish our exclusive club.

…. soon

8ch.net/b/res/6021495.html#6049325
Stop calling me dumb please.

DUMB AS A ROCK
U
M
B

A
S

A

R
O
C
K

Could a dumb person get trips?

Yes.

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then you make those "mistakes" to compensate. I bet you'll probably try to act dumb for the next week or so to try and pretend like those crosslinks you attempted before were on purpose.

You b8 like a 14yo from reddit.

Dumb

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You better stop that

Why do you have to be so mad? You're what I'm talking about. No one just loosens up and enjoys posting like they did on halfchan back in the day. All the IB-culture-obsessed newfags think that old Holla Forums was super mean to everybody as quality control are wrong. They were just funny, and every post was an attempt to be funny. Not "AAAAAAAAAA I'M SUPER MAD LOOK AT ME SUGGESTING SUICIDE". So calm down, user.

This is what happens when a cat's cradle fag runs our board, smdh

Dumb

Never real how? I know he said he was just mining for his writing and said he was doing it for years on different websites. But was that the fictional twist ending to his whole fictional character? And did you believe?

Also FUCK YOU FOR EVER CALLING ME A GOON!! because this is exactly my impression.

I've talked with some of those SRS and other plebbit power users and they are fucking unbearable.

Also good idea >>66049307 about looking into Mark, but I'm fairly certain he's just kind of retarded.

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The group was CPL, we all designed a personality and posted as it. Some guy would pretend to be "CPL" and then another would reply to it, and then another would pretend, and eventually we made some kind of story around it.

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Dumb

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IQ rating:

rock > dysnomia

DUMBER THAN A ROCK

This has gone too far

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ALRIGHT I'LL STOP!

This has gone far too far

derp de derp de diddly der de derp de derp de DUMB

This is the first time I think you are actually damage conuncleing ITT. Also I would just find it more funny if you got rused epically. Also you are full of lies.

All in all it's bullshit, but I believe it :^)
People also think or pretend to think that I am you, though. So who knows?

I think something like this is happening in this thread…

This has gone too far

Dysnomia, I'm going to bed, but keep up the good work.

Soon this board will be an exclusive club, and VPN's won't be a part of it.

u got skillz champ

But you're posting Nichijou right now.

Don't forget

*KENNEDIFAG NEEDS HIS FINGERS BROKEN WITH A HAMMER!!!

This has gone too far

It has only begun.

Well I was two different girls here. And it only cost me $400 and a healthy dose of dignity!
💗💜💗👄♥️👄❤️💔💗💋🌹💞🌹💞🌺💖💚💘💝💙💖💙💖💙💞🌹💞💙💖💙💝💘💘💝💕❣💖💙💖💙💗💜💗👄♥️❤️💔💗💔💋💖💘💝💚💚💙🌺

He's been hotpocketeering for nearly 3 hours straight… what a no life.

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This has gone too far

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This has gone ugly

It's a work of art.

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There I'm done
Stop banning me Dysnomia

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saved

who are you again? :^)

HEY NOW YOUR AN ALLSTAR

Why
It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is my ban.

*It's not important who I am

I appreciate the piece of art in a sense of irony that makes it actually good

are you a mushmouth IRL? I'd imagine you talking like a stroke victim and slobbering at the mouth.

no

u said wut?

That song took no fucking skill at all. Even I could have done better. You should be ashamed of your fucking self. Even nignogs know how to make better music.

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you should do a vocaroo to prove me wrong. I bet you sound like a total retard.

Come on, it takes literally no effort. Just do it.

I don't like spaghetti.

see

Then what's that leaking from your pockets?

Alright. If you roll doubles I'll read one post in this thread that is coherent and no more than 5, 5 letter words long.

Hotpockets.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

"I love negro cum"

I am a cuck

KENNEDIFAG NEEDS HIS FINGERS BROKEN WITH A HAMMER!!!

I am a fag

i am a pedo

reroll

spin is new meme

WINRAR

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DO IT

I dodge critique by shitposting
Broke a bunch of 5 letter words but it would be great fun to read this one

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SAY IT FAGGOT

Time to say reroll dysnomia!

that's not how it works

It's too late for more submissions

Dumb

back to business at hand…

got u fam

vocaroo.com/i/s0jhefNE6wxM

kek

u sound like a sperg

You said the wrong thing, dumbass. Your voice is also high pitched as fuck. You sound 14

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say "i'm a pedo", stop pretending like you don't know how a reroll works

REROLL

"rerwwolll"

You can't even enunciate your words, fucking retard

REROLL
E
R
O
L
L

I don't think he's pretending… he's an epic newfag that doesn't deserve to moderate anything.

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eternal proof that dysnomia is an underage b& autist/newfag

vocaroo.com/i/s0jhefNE6wxM

Oh dysnomia we have spam you need to delete.

One trick pony posts the same picture everyday because he can't make OC.

Gilby pls

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Dumb
u
m
b

Gilbert can't fucking type.

Retard

Dysnomia was obviously just joking in this post tbh.

tbh fam

Eveyone knows it was Hotwheels

:^)

vocaroo.com/i/s1FFJsWrzYCf

kek

post your real voice steven

he doesn't want to expose the fact that he has a lisp and talks like a retard

xD

(if (lisp notlisp) ; if-part (message "hurrrrr!") ; then-part (message "I don't really know Lisp too well")) ; else-part

What is this, kindergarten?

I'm still waiting for him to post his real voice. It's not like it would break his anonymity or anything. I bet he has a speech impediment.

yes xDDDD

This. The dysnomia shills are going at it hard itt.

since I know these trigger you I made more. this one is a very intricate and tasteful retelling of Holla Forums's legacy. I hope you enjoy.

well all the pedos left

That was a funny one.

okay, still waiting for you to post your real voice

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t-t-triggered

I dont care about about dysnomias voice tbh
anonymity is an important, fragile thing. You get to imagine posters as characters instead of the dull neckbeards they really are

woof that got you mad didn't it

And I don't care about a dysnomia shill's opinion on the matter. Why don't you go back to IRC and stick that buttplug back in your ass? You fucking cocksucker.

Fuck off Gilby.

butthurt intensifies

I love how you newfags abuse the butthurt meme

Jesus man

a fucking despise dysnomia's moderation tactics, I just dont care about their voice

coming from a dysnomia shill

Lets play count the buzzwords:

Add shill to the list

Stop calling them shills, I'm not even paying them that much.

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gilby pls

Is Gilby your pet name for him? are you tsundere?

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Redditors in a nutshell:

gimpy gilby gags on gooch

Hahah fucking hell, that last panel slew me.

For my next piece of MSPortrait, I have this to contribute. Inspired by the butthurt of

kek

see

Who's this handsome fellow?

see

I can see right through it.

see

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DYSNOMIA IS A FUCKING JEW RACE WAR NOW!!!!

see

reddit is just a website

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Check those trips

KEK

hitler was a jew

Gilbert the 2014 oldfag getting really rustled right now.