OREGON PRIMARY THREAD

Will he break 88%?

Oy Vey Go- Guys!
Forget about this!
Go post in the Anime thread sticky!

But…this is a Trump thread, I thought it was for smug anime grills.

No no no.
Forget about Trump!
An anime thread has been stickied instead!
Go post there…
Hehehe

Well if you are buttravaged that people are paying attention to a sticky instead of a voting thread, why are you saging?

Or is this some sort of passive aggressive D&C Holla Forums tactic where you can shit all over a group of the users of the board while not pushing the idea you implicitly support?

kike faggot

I remember hearing that as well. To the point, here is what it looks like with my Twitter.

It's only recently, and last week it was showing his account on the "auto-complete".

Stupid goy!
We sticked an anime thread!
Anime is very redpilled!
Don't pay attention to the polls today!

So I am right. That's okay. Every sage post you make gives me a chance to respond and bump the thread. There are 13 or 14 Oregon Holla Forumslocks and most of them seem to use the internet during weekdays. If we can keep this thread near the top of the board for the next five hours we can make sure no one forgets to do their duty to God Emperor and Country.

ANIE WILL MAKE TRUMP REAL

Guys there's no need to vote, he already won. Don't vote. Seriously, dont.

Guys there's no need to vote for Rato or Kasich, they already gave up. Don't vote. Seriously, don't.

After Nebraska of all places joined the solid color club, I'm not really worried anymore. If the rat couldn't get his campaign resurrected there, he sure as hell won't do it on the hippy-dippy west coast.

Still, very excited for that moment when we hit the magic number. We're what, 70-80 delegates out? How many are at stake tonight?

Trump Currently has 1,143 delegates.

Reminder we need to vote so we can fulfill bing's prophecy of 1488 delegates

Still, if your in Oregon go vote for him

So 94 delegates. Still, we're finally down to double digits. And Oregon has…?

I swear on my mom if you faggots don't vote today I will post fliers all over UofO talking about the evil mysogynist website 8ch.net/pol/ and let the board be shit postedeven moreso into oblivion.

28

Trump has 1084 delegates, Oregon has 28.

How many are unbound?

Unbounds happened after Paul Manafort started larping for the Trump campaign. Unbound's are on lock. Plus they're elected directly, they aren't chosen by the party.

59

That can be changed in a pen-stroke in a sneaky fashion right before the convention.
Trying to change the number from 1237 is much more difficult because of how much it's been flaunted.
I don't trust it.

Yes it can, I'm not denying that. Paul Manafort is the biggest name in campaign management.

Thus, we need to make sure Trump gets all the delegates in the next several states.

Nothing feels quite as good as marking "TRUMP", except for writing TRUMP in on every other category that wasn't the governor's slot.
BALLOT IS DROPPED AT THE PICKUP SITE, MAGA

:^)

Unbound delegates are going to be irrelevant when all is said and done on 7 June.

He'd be the Zodiac Killer of the geopolitical world.

Brah, Pete Dezaio may be a godless democrat, but he also takes care of Oregonians. He has helped me personally and a bunch of other people I know. Even though I disagree with some of his politics I still think he is the best damned Representative Oregon has ever had.

He still needs to suck up as many delagates as possible.
With NJ, he has 1135.
He needs 102 more
to be secured without the unbounds.
Anything can happen and we're still in primaries until after the convention.

If you're talking about defazio, he's a dipshit who needs to retire. Career politicians all need to go.
Even if I didn't think that, I voted for Trump. That means I'm registered as a Republican, and therefore can't vote for defraudzio in a primary.

Whatever D&C shill. Filtered, go be a cuck elsewhere.

kek

What?

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Meanwhile:

BREAKING: RNC SAYS CANDIDATE MUST HAVE 2940 DELEGATES

Post source or split your belly.

How many politicians actually do their job? The fact if is you have an issue you can call Pete Defazio and actually get him to help you is a huge thing. I have been voting since 00 and he is the only Oregon politician that actually does his job. As for voting Trump my mom is registered Dem and wrote in Trump.

Freech got kill in the hope they wouldn't interfer with today, but instead they are just swarming in.

Gib source niggerfaggot

hello jude

Why the fuck are you shilling Pete DF this hard dude?
Its good that you got your mom on the TrumpTrain, but her vote doesn't count for shit because Oregon still has closed primaries.
Seriously dude, are you being paid by defazio?

What's good to visit, Oregonians? Upstate NY guy here; looking to do a road trip westwards with a couple of friends.

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www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2016/05/17/rnc-trump-2940-delegates-nominee/

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Wow.

It's fucking nothing.

File name related

Anyone else miss daily Trump rallies? I figure he's getting some family time but damn did that shit cheer me up.

Your shit is all wrong op

We all miss the Unification Wars. But the Emperor needs to work on his shit for the Great Crusade.

Low energy.

100% of the dels is only 2472

No, I just hate seeing a good man get shit on because of party politics.

Come clean with us. Is that you, Peter? Don't lie now.

BREAKING: RNC SAYS CANDIDATE MUST HAVE 6,000,000 DELEGATES

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CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

FINLAND IS WITH TRUMP 100%

I'm a bit sad this really will only be settled on the final primary date at this point (unless Rubio and Co. spit their delegates at the Emperor)

Anyway what a ride it's been, and now it's only beginning. Can't even prepare my balls for all the fun, the salt and the shilling leading up to Novemeber.

This will be the Summer of Rape in Europe, but the Summer of Hope in America.

No, that's retarded. Why would someone that age visit 8ch? I mean if someone checked his browser history his career would be over.

WE CAN MEME IT FOR YOU WHOLESALE

Daily reminder you faggots:

Trump needs to get well over 1237 delegates to be completely safe, since some of them could be bribed/made to support Rato last minute.

If he gets 1488 delegates like Bing predicted, he will be in the clear for sure.

It literally doesn’t matter. They can change the required number of delegates to be one more than whatever Trump gets. They can write a rule that says “People who are named Donald Trump may not win the nomination” and it is completely legally valid.

When do polls close?

Fucking ten eastern. Goddamn west coast.

I used to think that too but the RNC gets a lot of public money which ties their hands. They could only pull shenanigans if the following behind a candidate are cucked like libertarians were with Ron Paul.

jesus christ the autism

BREAKING: RNC SAYS CANDIDATES WHOSE LAST NAMES START WITH T ARE DISQUALIFIED

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Well m8 those are the rules everyone has accepted, if they pull something like that everyone will feel betrayed and will cause a shitstorm.

On the other hand if Trump gets cheated away from the required delegates, then a large chunk of them will rationalize "well rules are rules, I guess". And "Muh democracy"

Salemfag here… dropped my ballot off at the State street location first thing this morning. Glad to be doing my part in Making America Great Again.

(cheq'd)

My sides would be sacrificed too if that happened.

TRUMP WILL SPEAK TO KIM JONG UN
archive.is/qc1xu

TRUMP FILES PERSONAL FINANCIAL DISCLOSURE FORM
archive.is/HWgJh

EXCESS OF 10 BILLION DOLLARS

LOL, man… I did the same thing. Voted for Pres, Senator, and Governor… the rest I filled with Trump and "Build The Wall"

Fixed link:
donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-files-personal-financial-disclosure-form-with-the-federal-e

Crooked Hillary is going all out.

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How do they know it’s fake? How do you know Hillary sent them? How could Hillary know where kike supporters live?

This is also the case with my phone.

Does it matter? It scares people that have recently changed affiliation into not voting. This sounds like democrats that have changed to republican getting fearmongered.

Does truth matter? Are you fucking kidding?
How could they know that affiliation had changed?

>YFW Day one of the convention they rule a candidate needs to win a 40 state majority and 1,489 delegates.

hi Holla Forums

Is anyone going to watch the Donald Trump interview with Megyn Kelly tonight?

god damnit chaim, don't you have any blood motzah to go and eat

BREAKING: ISRAEL NOW VOTING IN THE US PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY; REPORTS OF HAVING 5,997,528 DELEGATES

Ballots are printed up to a few months before the primary voting date. Carson won a county in the JY primary.

Republican primary in KY was held months ago you colossal maroon

it will be hilarious when President Trump meets with Kim but doesn't meet with Al-Bongistan's PM Cameron

Link?

They showed up to vote and were still eligible.

We don't know, but who stands to gain from newly registered democrats staying home?

She wouldn't have to. People who have recently changed affiliation are more likely to be Sanders supporters than Hillary supporters.

They don't have to. The people whose registration has not changed will discard the letter, knowing it is fake. The people whose registration has changed are likely to take it seriously. Scam Artistry 101.

I dunno, I'm trying to last a little longer for this whole nofap thing I'm on.

I think Trump and Kim would get along. They are both bantzing shit talkers.

Dude you fap to rape porn? That's pretty degenerate.

Oh I'm sorry, who's flag is on the moon?

It sure as hell ain't stupid commie flag.

Why would you ever fap to Megyn Kelly? She has a skeleton body and her face says "plastic surgery" all over it.

I can't find a stream anywhere.

If (when) Trump becomes the leader of the Burgers we're going to have non-stop laughs for the next 4-8 years. If you think all the ruses Trump is doing now are funny, wait until he has 1000 times more authority.

You'd be surprised what becomes fappable when you're on NoFap.

Blue hair dye tariff.

Hillary is running the literal exact same hit ad Kasich ran on Trump. It's just out of context quotes of Trump spoken by wimyn.

That's a troll account.

You sicken me. Have some pride in yourself.

This

I got blue balls looking at a fatty after not fapping for 3 weeks

Tender loving rape, the worst kind.

I do it for the story of course.

>worst

BEST

Holy shit, that webm. He contradicts himself in seconds. What a slimy ol cuck.

ALL RAPE IS BEST RAPE

gizmodo.com/5930450/all-the-american-flags-on-the-moon-are-now-white
So France?

This is incorrect. Trump needs to get above 1237 PLEDGED delegates to win on the first ballot, as PLEDGED delegates are BOUND to cast their first vote for whomever they're pledged to.
A pledged delegate cannot be bribed to change their vote on the first ballot, no matter how many bottles of water rubio promises, or how many sexually abused 9 year olds glenn beck and bill clinton offer.

I wouldn't break NoFap to fap to Megyn Kelly. She may trigger the sexual thoughts that trigger the break, but once I'm committed to fapping, I'm going to fap to something worth fapping to. When you're deep into NoFap, anything can trigger it. I've built up enough willpower to resists at this point though. I was looking at 50s housewives today for half and hour and managed to not end up fappping.

why?

You mean I actually have to walk over to my TV?
I might burst a lung.

Yet the rules committee meets a week before the RNC and could change certain state's delegate binding rules to make them unbound. Having above 1237 bound delegates prevents shenanigans

Damn those French bastards.

Because they looked good. Do you fap when you see a sunset, or a snow-covered mountain?

It's kind of like picking up a beetle and looking underneath. When you really look at a woman it is a glimpse into the desperation and insanity of an immature God.

And?

maybe

Romantic as fug

Fox 10 Business is going to have a stream, but not until 7:00 pm EST.

Do you go into a restaurant, stare at a menu for half an hour before walking out. Do you then congratulate yourself for having so much discipline that you don't indulge yourself needlessly?

True, but that would be tantamount to asking to be shot.
I'm curious to see how the election is going to go tonight; a lot of people marked their ballots the minute they got them, and Cruzz and Kucksick were still in the race at that point. Will Cruzz declare getting a delegate a "electoral mandate to re enter the race"?

Why did I say EST?

Not Fox 10 Business. Fox 10 Phoenix.

TRUMP BUMP

Is that the one with the cute spic girl that memes on camera?

Yea, the coalburner

You wouldn't understand until you try it for your self FAM.

It happened to me many time, where I would stand on the line between fapping and not fapping in a struggle between my will and my urges.

but we will make women great again

We can hope

Discipline didn't enter into my mind at the time. I was looking at nice things for the sake of looking at nice things. Your restaurant analogy is basically Pinterst or the Food Network. People appreciate pretty food pictures all the time.

But those people, for the most part, aren't on diets.

I kind of wish Marion Le Pen wasn't the daughter of a Mossad agent….

would Trump be relevant in this election if he wasn't Donald fucking Trump?

With our will and our memes we can do it.

What difference does it make if you're on a diet or not? Nice looking things look nice regardless.

>killery laughs off accurate woman card character analysis only to use her gender as reasoning for her being "anti establishment", making herself look more like a down syndrome sufferer and allowing for a 'there it is' moment

Hail victory brother

Because when someone denies themselves something to build up self control it involves letting go of the hold that thing has on them. If you are, for example, on a diet and spend significant amounts of time staring at food the food still has power over you. You are still thinking about food. If however you are able to look at food, appreciate the aesthetic value of a well plated dish, and move on without spending a half a fucking hour staring at a pic it doesn't have power over you any longer.

I denied fapping, not women. I'm not doing NoFap because "muh independence from women". That's MGTOW faggotry.

Come on. You're just treading water now. I'm done with this silly argument.

Shut up faggot

CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THE NOFAP, THIS IS AN ELECTION THREAD. WE'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC

CNN?

Okay m8. So Trump will get the 1488 delegates and we will all shat our collective undies and praise Kek like never before.

Yeah the Shillary shill on the Communist News Network

This is a very serious drug and !Jeb's death will bring much needed attention to guac smugglers and dealers taking advantage of our weak borders. May our gracious emperor bless this fallen soul with a commemorative brick in the wall with a picture of a turtle on it. Rest in pieces Yeb.

It's not independence from women, it is independence from your own desires. A person doesn't overeat because they like food. They like the way food makes them feel. They like the taste, the feeling of fullness. The colors, smells, and textures. They reach the point where it controls them and overwhelms their self control.

It doesn't take half an hour to appreciate the beauty of something. Spending excessive amounts of time devouted to something you claim to be trying to control means that you don't have self control at all. You are just replacing a full spectrum of self indulgent gratification with a simplified abstract version of it. Instead of the endorphine release of masturbation you are settling for the psychological release of images related to it. You are creating elaborate fantasies based around an ideolized version of what you are denying yourself.

Are you familiar with the expression the horns of a cuckold? Shakespeare used it to refer to how something that is completely unnatural and blatantly apparent to any onlooker is unseen by the person afflicted with it. You fail to see how sitting around looking at pictures of girls while building up these fantasies is little more than mental masturbation. What time is saved by giving up fapping if you are just going to do this anyways. What are you accomplishing with nofap if you still sit there alone in an empty room with nothing but your own thoughts?

Reminder that the gap is narrowing with every passing day, and Trump hasn't even started going after her yet.

Apparently these faggots are streaming the primary among other stuff inbetween so get in here.

cytu.be/r/ubermensch

Get your shit together fags, Oregon's polls close in 3.5 hours. Trump needs your energy, not fapping shitposts.

POLLS CLOSE AT 11PM EST, 3 AND A HALF HOURS FROM NOW
REV UP THAT MEME MAGIC

Already voted and there isn't much else to talk about. Shit, I should make a pitcher of melonballs.

Trump must prevail!

Lol. You have an active imagination, and you're also a psychologist apparently. I told you I was done with your sophistry and I am. We're getting the thread back on topic faggot.

Spending half an hour looking at pics and then comparing it to a sunset or a snow-covered mountain is a pretty elaborate fantasy.

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

True, it may be quiet at the moment. The problem is that it feels like Trump has already won, it's hard to be motivated to keep high-energy when there's nothing to fight against. However, this calm is the most dangerous part of the primaries. If we don't keep up the energy, we can end up allowing either Cruz or Kasich to sneak up on us and take enough delegates to stop him from getting the nomination.

I wonder how Trump will up the ante after this. In West Virginia he sent supporters into a panic (at least on Holla Forums) when he told everyone "don't vote! Save it for the general election!" and kept us talking to others about how he needs those votes. I'm sure by Friday something else crazy will happen to keep up the energy, but I don't know what it could be.

CHEATING IDIOT

I just saw a youtube add of the Cruz buss saying "We'll be back"…. add = sponsors.

Alright, you got me.

Ok, for real this time, back on topic. I won't be replying to you again, so don't waste your time. Spending half an hour on an internet argument is an unhealthy obsession, you know. There's memeing to do.

www.pornhub.com/videos/123987?w=slimy-ol-cuck-fucks-himself-raw-in-seconds

Bernouts are literally shitting their pants with every primary now. Their path to victory is like driving a dump truck on the edge of a razor.

A woman is a woman a mountain is a mountain. You are saying a woman is beautiful like a mountain. That is a pretty elaborate fantasy. But hey you were going to quit three posts ago, now weren't you. Instead you will reply because you are so desperate to have acceptance for your degeneracy that you will defend it at any cost.

you forgot
AND RISING

Their path to victory as of like 5 weeks ago was 85% or more of remaining delegates.

It ain't over until it's over faggots. Even though it's 90% likely he has it wrapped up.

He can still lose.

I won't exhale until Trump is sitting in the oval office.

That's a big wait.

They have no path. They never did. He’s not actually running.
Remember when the media said Trump wasn’t actually running? It’s Bernie who isn’t actually running. It’s the illusion of choice for the left. Hillary won the 2016 nomination in exchange for stepping down in 2008.

It's in the bag for Oregon. We are less cucked that Texas or Alaska which is saying something.

Trump?

I won’t exhale until The Wall is built, the spics are on their way out, and NATO and all other alliances are disbanded.

Trump can still be a puppet. Never forget that. Hope for the best; grab your guns for the worst.

Trump is gonna kill the 50 million spics that are currently residing in the U.S.?

The two would get along great, believe me.

holy shit this is great. kek'd at the thought.

Only if they resist.

Well not personally. Part of being a good citizen is asking what you can do for your country.

I can't wait to hear Bernouts celebrating this amazing landslide win and asking if Hillary is "feeling the bern yet"/whining how it's not fair that Hillary still got some delegates.

Also which site is that? Is there estimates for the republican primary yet?

they'll either be deported or they'll self-deport to cuckier pastures

Get off Holla Forums Carson, stop shilling for Trump.

doesn't Bernie have to get like 80% each time? lmao

The only hope I see for Bernie is the DNC realizes Hillary is a dud and can't beat Trump. They hate Sanders, but they hate Trump more. It's a very slim chance, but they might have a sudden moment of clarity. Or Hillary could get indicted. All things considered, I give a Sanders nomination 10000 to 1 odds, maybe worse. It's good for us, because Hillary is easier to beat.

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cnn.com/specials/politics/2016-primaries-results

Oregon closes in 2 hours.

Hillary doesn't have a chance.

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Yo, mods, you better be banning all the IPs these cucks use.

What do you think the chances are of bernie being tapped for shillary's vp slot?

Trips confirm easy blowout by Trump, no matter who gets the Dem nominee.

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If she picks him, that’s him selling out to everything in which he believes and the marxist tears flood the US coasts.

If she doesn’t pick him, then they don’t vote for her anyway.

I’m not sure which is better.

Oh God I kek'd so hard when I saw this.

mmmm right on my face bb

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I don't think Clinton is going to win the nomination.

Sanders owns the "millennials" who are the hardest for (((them))) to get to.

I'm still stuck on Sanders being the establishment candidate.

Reported again.

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Oh my, I never thought of it that way. Hahahahaha!

Dang, I was hoping for some exit poll estimates.

Also, please stop reminding me that Carson isn't on Trump's VP ticket. I was hoping to see more sleepy negro awakening.

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If she picks him, it does take some of the wind out of the sails of "write bernie in, fuck the system", but does prove to the bernouts that he's just as bad as she is, and the true outsider has always been His Imperial Trumpness.
Either way, Trump can respond and destroy shillary, because she's still at the head of that garbage scow of a presidential ticket.

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I wouldn't be surprised. The polls showing 40 to 50 percent of Sanders supporters willing to vote Trump has got to be scary to them. The question is, would Sanders accept? And how would Bernouts react if he did? Hillary thinks they will vote for her with Bernie as VP, but will they?

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Some are legitimately crazy, if they think their socialist jew master has renaged on their trust they'll either go third party or trump, at this point its inevitable

It could go two ways. They might see it as Bernie betraying them, or they might see it as a consolation prize. We need to meme the former.

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Then why hasn't the establishment supported him? He looks too much like controlled opposition to me.

HAIL

he would be the first president since Kennedy to be neutral on Israel-Palestine, and negotiate with the Palestinians

he also said he'd consider Israel paying the US for its protection, not to mention all of his many many other anti international jewish globalist policies

In what fucking universe hasn’t the establishment supported him?

The one in which they support Clinton?

shill pls

no one is dumb enough to buy that shit

we're not cruzcucks

The establishment IS him. Clinton is the MODERATE. Clinton is the war hawk. Clinton is the neocon. RINOs and DINOs are the same party. She’s a DINO. The establishment is marxist kikes.

Blow your brains out, moishe. Open your fucking eyes.

He'll accept. He talks about Trump like he's satan incarnate. Even though he started attacking Clinton he still spends far more time attacking Trump.

Do you not know what controlled op means? Someone who's controlled op is controlled by the establishment - in this context.

holy fuck on what planet do you think you're convincing anyone with this shit?

loving
every
laugh

Clinton will cause the US to burn in wars, thus turning off their faucet to trillions of dollars.

Sanders will continue to milk the US dry even further than it already is and at a higher rate.

Pitcher of melonballs…✓
Cigar…✓
Celebratory file of smug animes…✓
Sense of self satisfaction…✓✓✓

My body is ready for Oregon to go Trump

HOW FUCKING ILLITERATE ARE YOU

Damn straight.

yeah, retard

we know Clinton and Sanders are shit
now fuck off

Sanders wouldn't be able to get a single one of his policies through Congress and the shit he wants can't be done by executive action.

ebin VPN you got there, samefag

Cool.

k

it's always the stickied primary threads where these faggots come out of the woodwork en masse

k

Obama had a democrat controlled congress for the first few years when Obamacare passed. Since then he's just shoved shit through with executive action which can't be done with what Sanders wants as they're all huge budget items that aren't in the control of the executive.

Hillary surge.

that's what they said about barry soetoro

even after the GOP dominated the midterms he still got everything he wanted

NO DRUGS, NO ALCOHOL, NO CIGARETTES
I'm with you though in the sense of satisfaction, got some homemade iced tea, ready for a Trumpening.

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Did Hillary lose?

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that's a fair point actually

it wouldn't stop him from stuffing more social justice shit down America's throat though, nor would it stop him from amnesty-ing all the illegal beaners

Brah, you are talking about Oregon. Drinking is what we do. Smoking not so much. It just seemed like the thing to do to celebrate something really great.

Just like making law [legislating] isn't in control of the supreme court?

Oh wait, fag marriage.

This. Hillary supports white genocide.

The moment she was born

Dude, I know most of Oregon is drunk and vaping; I was doing the same thing too. But Trump wants us to be better; I quit drinking because of his example, and am staying off the sauce as long as we can MAGA.
You can do it. Believe in the Trump that believes in you.

OFFICIAL DESIGNATED SHITPOSTING THREAD

HARVEST BERNBERG SALT

SCREENCAP Holla Forums CRINGE

8ch.net/leftypol/res/602886.html

there was somewhat of a precedent there with Selma vs board of education if you stretch things. In no way would a president raising taxes himself have any sort of precedent and there's no way he could do it.

You retards think laws are relevant to kikes.

WEW

Whoa, looks like the Sandernistas are getting themselves into some wrongthink.

Let's say that your ridiculous proposition where a president directly raises taxes without Congress agreeing is true. That would just make me vote Sanders over Trump instead of just over Clinton if it would actually happen as raising taxes on everyone up to 90% is one sure fire way to actually get people to revolt.

Glorious

Swilling IPA every day like the hipsters isn't my thing. Drinking to celebrate a great victory is a time honored tradition among whites. Hell the Nazi party began in beer halls.

If you want to get all romantic about shit you can view alcohol as proof of the white man's success. It takes a lot of resources to make alcohol that could be used to feed the village. Having the ability to set aside a portion of our harvest to ferment so that you can make a drink that eases the heart and soul is proof of our productivity and the value of our labors. Drinking daily is degeneracy and a sign of weak character, but joyous revelry to announce our triumphs and glory is a time honored tradition.

Alcohol has been a friend to the white man for millennium. Can you really abandon a friend?

They're tasting the dark side. We can use this.

Taxing the rich up to 90% would just make them leave the country. Nobody would get shot over it.

Blow your brains out.

Michigan here. Well said.

Drive the wedge into them even more. Let the Red Guards turn in Beefsteaks.

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Have you seen the kike's tax proposal? It increases taxes on everyone not just the rich. I'd be taxed at like 50% including FICA through his.

More power to you if you've got it under control. But I was drinking a third of a bottle of whiskey a night just to keep the nightmares away.
Now that I have hope for the future, I don't need a drink quite so badly.

Hey Trump campaign guy, I know you are in this thread. How is the party shaping up down at the Eugene headquarters?

ebil capitalist detected

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They can't deny it. They are literally terrorists.

Most Berniefags are just laughable.

Holla Forums on suicide watch

>>>Holla Forums687875

I don't even know what to say, is this real life?

What's that? Niggers fucking things up again?

What a surprise,

MFW everyone does this any Trump is elected to dozens of local governwmntal offices all over the country.

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kek

tbh I had a problem when I got separated. I have it under control now, but it was bad when I first got out.

It's even better
archive.is/t6UPK

The boo'ing, even reports of bernie and hillary supporters breaking out into fist fights.

The entire left is going up in flames.

Just as prophesized, the left is auto-cannibalizing.

Holy fuck, I do too. Seriously, I've been trying to meme this.

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Same.

OREGON

Kentucky riot when

ROLL ON COLUMBIA

I'm registered Republican for Trump, buti would go Democrat for someone like Daleywa,l lace, or any of those Southerners. Those guys were great. I so want the chance to beat up hippies and Sandernistas.

nytimes.com/elections/results
Clinton is ahead in this one.

Reading this makes me want to become a Holla Forumsice officer

Fuck, I messed that up. Sage for off topic.

Successfully voted. Did my part even though it is a bit late in the primary to be as impacting, but it will at least add to the tidal wave of victory.

Kek not anymore

pure coincidence

How do we deal with this?

We call them white supremacist scum.

We tell them the day of the rope is coming for them, their white supremacist parents and their white supremacist kids.

Very quickly you have a chance to redpill….

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Nice Trump dubs. Or we pretend to be niggers and scare them for being racists.

You silly goose. On the topic of who you'd go dem for, how do you guys feel about Jim Webb? He seems pretty classical democrat, which to most modern democrats means he may as well be republican. I don't know how I'd feel about him being VP, but I wouldn't mind him being on Trump's cabinet in some fashion.

Force of habit, I guess.

Funnily enough, he was a Republican until 2006. I have a lot of respect for him but he's swallowed a bit too much of the lefty Dem Kool Aid to me. He needs to swing more towards the center or go full 14/88 Gas the Gooks.

Holy hell.

kek the democrats really cant get their shit together. I predict a Trump landslide

Jim Webb is a badass

He would be best VP

Yup. This "divided republican party" meme is nonsense. The democrats are far more divided.

Jim Webb VP would work well.

That might be my favorite moment of any presidential debate in history.

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There's literally a 216 vote difference with 95% in right now. Glassberg on top

thanks for the check, trips and a mirrored id

Jim Webb is a DINO

Dude wants to be a good person and thinks that liberalism is the ideology of good people. But at the same time he sees through that thousand yard state how bad things really are.

Meanwhile Trump castrated all of his enemies and brought them to heel

Not like it really matters who has a 100 votes more than the other. They'll both get about the same amount of pledged delegates, crooked Hillary gets her super delegates and her lead keeps growing.

Loli loevs Oregon

I've been a fan of Webb ever since he napalmed that school full of gooklets last fall.

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Yea but if Sandbergsteinblattman wins his followers have even more cause to riot at the dem convention

Webb is basically me two years ago before I realized how the democratic party had lost their fucking minds.

If that was the plan then it's backfiring like a motherfucker because Bernouts now fucking despise Hillary and will join Trump in raping her.

MAKE HIM PROUD OREGON

BERNIE WINS BY A LANDSLIDE
WE GOTTA KEEP UP THE MOMENTUM, DONATE 6 MILLION MORE DOLLARS

Don't mind me, just taking the role as a dubs harvester.

An inspirational post. Heartwarming.

Honestly I could go to a VFW and have a drink with Webb and enjoy every minute of it.

How many Oregon vets we got here? I know we aren't a military state, but I know a significant number of us that end up on Holla Forums were in it.

WE'LL BUILD A BIG, BEAUTIFUL GOLD MAP

Wow Clinton gained 3000 votes from 95-99%. Guess they found some recently deceased to vote

This. Eastern Kentucky was solid Bernie and now it's starting to be chipped away.

Bernie gets cucked again.

Bernie cucks BTFO

lol

Benny Boy is really starting to become the man we all knew he was. The symbolism in this pic is so ridiculously deep. We memed him into becoming a hero of the white race.

bernouts are under threat impression that a close second place is winning. someone really should tell them. I bet they're all already falling over themselves to send him more shekels.

8ch.net/leftypol/res/602886.html

HARVEST THEIR SALT

THEN RUB THAT SALT IN THE WOUND

It's okay, he just needs to win 120% of the votes for all of the other states, he can still pull this around!

TRUMP WILL MAKE FAIRY TALE ENDINGS GREAT AGAIN

Do they REALLY still not know? That’s an actual nail biter, then.

here's what I don't get, assuming leftypol is actually a thing, this mean that people that are somehow channers, are oddly enough not rooting for the Troll Emperor, how can ya reconcile both? I mean if leftypol was on reddit, of kikebook or something I would understand… but on Holla Forums of all place? they try to be le edgy user but want sanders? I just can't wrap my head around this concept.

Bernie would've won if it weren't for 30k fags voting for losers

They're hipster hipsters, too good to be seen around normal hipsters.

HOLY KEK

How many fucking other candidates are there wih O'Malley and Rocky not included? Did 24k people vote for Jim Webb??

I bet.

Who in the fuck…

Wait, these two percentages add up to 93%, who else are these people voting for? If they're voting for Trump in the Dem primary all the more power to them, but that is a lot of votes that could have stolen the victory from Hillary.

Jill Steinowitzbergblattmann

Sorry somewhat off topic but Epic : WaPo Fugged up & posted an article of BSanders whiny rant letter to establishment
In which the lines can be annotated like rap genius. Im sure the fags will have some insightful commentary to add . Enjoy: washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/05/17/bernie-sanders-is-mad-as-hell-and-hes-not-going-to-take-it-anymore-at-least-in-nevada

I bet they were write ins for trump. That is what my mam did.

A mix of contrarians doing it because it will piss everyone else off and the other half is ADF style bronie socialists

She's not a democrat and isnt running as one

When does Oregon start?

I used to post on Holla Forums as an edgy faggot while also thinking blacks were only shitty because of poverty.

Write-in, of course.

He's is a spic businessman who only ran because he thought Trump was like Hitler. No joke.

Do you have a permit from the local Checks Office?

Don't ever let the Bernouts forget that their hero would have won if it wasn't for the stupid fucking niggers.

Just under Hour and a half.

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Checked.

Why yes I do, officer. I'm using the meme energy from repeating digits to split the Democrats even further.

Why are some of you guys getting results for Oregon? Washington Post hasn't started yet.

WEW

Looking forward to the next Democrat round of in-fighting after this one! Every single one of these I see has her win by the slimmest of margins, it's just fantastic.

LOW ENERGY
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looking forward to it

No 5% had to have voted "uncommitted"

apps.sos.ky.gov/electionballots/

There is no place to do write ins. This isn't an election. Its a party picking its candidate to run in the election.

I made a reddit shill account specifically for this. banned unfortunately. now they say low information voters instead of black. I should make a new one to call them racists.

Polls closing it about 20 minutes in Oregon. Will we hit 88% tonight?

do it! and post!

It's really the best, isn't it? The in-fighting, chaos and turmoil that we worried was going to mar the Trump campaign leading up to a Cuckservative steal of the nomination seems to be happening on the Democrat side instead. I'm not even dissing the Bernouts for it, they better get fucking mad given how the Hillary camp and the DNC in general has acted throughout the process if they don't want to go down in history as the biggest losers ever.

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implying you can even get a proper grip around that neck.

Meme it

already comfy. if Kek wills it, we will have them.

I wonder if they'll riot.

We have to tell as many of them as we can about the 1968 DNC.

Wouldn't that be counter productive? Do you think they'd self reflect and then stop to avoid it? Oh, who am I kidding? The YIPpies wanted violence, same thing with the Sandernistas now. Keep memeing DNC 1968.

It's not if they'll riot between now and the coronation of Hillary, it's a matter of how severe it'll get. I'm obviously hoping for a real bloodbath, something like the ones they had in, what, 1968?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Democratic_National_Convention

God, I just love how the McGovern references keep piling up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_1972

Just look at that map.

Not enough testosterone among BernieBros, but perhaps if we meme it, it will come.

California is the big one, I'd bet all my rare pepes for happening if she steals it.

It’ll be over before that.

Are you saying the rioting will intensify?

Wait what happens when it gets that close I know that the Rep Tennessee one was very close yet there wasn't a recount or vote despite talks of one

THREE MINUTES TO GO.

I thought it closes at 11pm Eastern Time (in an hour and 2 minutes from this post)? That's what it says when I google the primary election results.

Holy shit the salt is thick on Holla Forums
TRIGGERED

I haven't looked at the numbers, how many states do the dems have left?

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Why don't we go there and do a false flag?

10 is When the results start coming in. Officially all polls will close by 11. Or at least should be.

Its gonna Burn if the numbers stay close to that.
Fucking kek.

The chimpout/limpout combo is gonna be better than the LA Riots.

Cool, it's just that the last polls close at 11pm. Got it.

HERE IT COMES!

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She needs 139 delegates to get the nomination. After Kentucky she needs 114. After Oregon (assuming 50/50 the rest of the way), she’ll need 77.

The Virgin Islands takes that to 71. 37 after Puerto Rico.

Since New Jersey closes first, half of that takes her over the limit. She doesn’t even need Cali.

Bernbots are banking on superdelegates leaving hillary at the convention.

I hope so. Holla Forums needs a new chimpout tier happening to bring us together

Anyone have a good stream?

it's time boys

Are you fucking kidding? They're hoping on some Hart of the Cards moment?

(self check)

Yes, they’re marxists. They’re KNOWN for being delusional.

Hillary is at 1,717.

Bernie is at 1, 437.

They need 2,026. 694 are up for grabs on June 7 alone.

Isn't NJ on the same day as Cali
Which means that Cali while not mattering means Hillary isn't there by then

Count on it. Let's face it, the far-left has violent elements in it, and the far-left of the Democrat party is being shit all over by a woman that's basically a neocon that likes taxes a bit more than your average Bush conservative. They have every reason to be mad.

DAILY REMINDER TO GIVE THE BERNOUTS DAILY REMINDERS OF:

☑ Every debate that was scheduled during a fucking football game to shield Hillary
☑ Every time she won a caucus tie through fucking card games and coin flips
☑ Every time Bernie and the Bernie Bros were called sexist racist misogynistic homophobes
☑ Every time they were shut out of conventions
☑ Every time Hillary lost a state but still won through super delegates

And most importantly: They're actually in the right! They have every reason to be mad! They should be fucking furious with Hillary and the DNC for what they've done over these past few months!!

REMIND THEM OF THIS EVERY DAY
NEVER LET THEM FORGET
LET THE OPEN WOUNDS FESTER

You mean 1,026?

This bitch is a tranny, right?

That's just what certain parts of Florida do to you man.

Nope, that's the only way their Jew can get the nod.

Strawpoll by bernbots for what they're going to do when Bernie gets shoahd

www.strawpoll.me/10242162/

I don't feel like it. I'd have to go out of my way and it becomes a whole thing…

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Well she's outright said she'd basically be a 3rd term Obama Not in those exact words

post caps

Actually I meant 2,384 to win, sorry.

Yeah you can see that there's less than 300 between them. If Bernie can stop her from getting the 2,384 then it could go either way at the convention. Remember that the superdelegates backed Hillary in past primaries but then switched to the eventual victor later in the cycle.

Voting Drumpf is the only democratic venue open to them.
Drumpf will accelerate capitalism to the point that the teachings of Karl Marx will become accepted, ubiquitously, in the heart of minds of everyone is a new glorious Revolution.
VOTE DRUMPF FOR SOCIALISM!

This.

What's with this Analion/jewdog shitfest? The threads are pure cancer.

I sure hope no one here goes to Bernie communities and starts egging people on to commit acts of revolution. That would be terrible.

I'm wondering this myself. Those threads keep popping up and it's getting old.

WTF is that?

TRUMP ON HANITY

BTFO out Democrats

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You’re delusional.

user pls.

Besides, doesn't he have brothers that would take over instead? I could have sworn there were.

It's very likely a shill and slide raid, again.

These happen periodically, but if it's intensifying, then Holla Forums is doing something right that's making them mad.

Its only Holla Forums imploding on itself. Idk really but the sage jewdog posters are fucking ridiculous. They immediately attack anyone who doesnt sage the thread. Even just the curious poster wanting to know more.

DNC chair just took a big steaming shit on Sanders on CNN because "muh death threats" and "muh violence". She's clearly trying to shill for Clinton. Bernout rage is building.

Fuck off, marxist.

It’d be a general who takes over.

THE FIRE RISES

No, just an ugly old Jewess. Jewish women turn into men as they age.

It's like GamerGate all over again.

Holy crap, even the CNN pundits are saying it was a horrible response. Even the Hillary negro thinks it was bad.

Another leftypol poll about what to do when Glassberg loses: strawpoll.me/10242233/

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fixed that 4 U

would be a shame is something happened to it

Fuck off D&C shill.

What happened? I don't have Talmudvision.

Checked! It'll happen!

If they really just want to fap to e-celebs and it's not a bunch of shills I don't care, but posting "Holla Forums is kill" with the same pic of some literally who over and over only justifies mods deleting all the threads. If they kept their e-celeb shit to one thread then it would be fine but nooo.

how/why did that start? I haven't paid any attention to that e-celeb shitshow.

Remember folks, angry crowds are very vulnerable to spinning out of control. It only takes a couple of people, and then the disorder spreads like a virus.

I sure hope nobody eggs these Bernie people on when they're in a heightened emotional state.

Whoa, user, let's not do anything rash, this play will be 502'd forever.

IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING

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19 minutes; why no news yet

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this is a bot

I think votes are harder to count because Oregon has no precincts.

Mods are deleting EVERY thread though.

what a faggot. trying to start a happening with a .22

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wat

there's the fixed version with BLM instead of CHEKA

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Wow.

link bls

The lack of self awareness gets me everytime.

When are we going to have Republican results?

that about sums up how they act, like spoiled brats

Also

HAIL TRUMP!

HAIL VICTORY!

anytime now

youtube.com/watch?v=WB2fOk19Iao

More digits, more chaos!

You're awesome, user.

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Won't even start reporting until polls close. 37 minutes until 8pm pst.

Yet your earlier post

Are you sure it isn't just Imkampfy?
8ch.net/log.php?page=1&board=pol

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Jesus fucking Christ almighty.

some user said the first polls close at 10. I don't want to wait till 11. FUCK.

They closed 24 minutes ago.

Speaking of Bernie, we need to start pushing the issue of how Hillary is now accusing Bernie supporters of being violent and starting violence in Nevada. Draw parallels with the Emperor, and show them how anyone Hillary is scared of gets labeled violent or something.

I don't give a shit about the e-celeb shit

But the jew-dog sageposter was used against Rach to hilarious effect.

So until I see proof otherwise, I feel the jew-dog sageposter is on our side.

I have NEVER heard of the cunt you're complaining about or even seen a link to the minge's jewtube on Holla Forums or anywhere else.

WE'RE NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY
KINDLY FUCK OFF

it's a real gun, but it is a .22

Wait I think I missed

No, Oregon's polls don't close until 8 pm pst. If someone told you otherwise they either don't know what they're talking about or are actively trying to screw with you.

Maybe someone should make an impartial thread with some infographs about the events in the OP, a tl;dr about why this is Holla Forums related and request that that one thread be the designated shitting street-I mean, e-celeb thread for this jewdog thing. Instead all I'm seeing is a bunch of confusing "Holla Forums is kill" threads with no information, I can't even figure out what it's supposed to be about other than some attention whore on youtube.

Currently there are 0% of precincts reporting. I wonder if they're going to wait for ALL polls to close before they begin counting, in which case we'll be waiting another half-hour.

dubs of truth

Might as well be a fucking BB gun then.

So the New York Times lied to us. Okay.

Suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan!
UNSTUMPABLE

Democucks only are voting in Kentucky tonight too - those are closed.

Oregon will wait until EVERYTHING is closed before they even start to report. We don't have precincts, and all of our delegates are determined by a proportional allocation of the total vote statewide.

I don't give a fuck what the new york times say, every local news station here says 8 pm.

>"BIG ANNOUNCEMENT" FROM TRUMP CAMPAIGN
t.wolf blitzberg

Anybody know what about?

How do the finnish normies see Trump?

I dont know honestly. You have to see a thread go down yourself. Watch the catalog. Threads are INSTANTLY spammed with sage and… Jewish dogs?

Heres the bumplocked thread.

8ch.net/pol/res/6021988.html#6022286

Calm down buddy. I dont need a personal army when the girl triggered literal kikes like this yid by herself.

8ch.net/pol/res/6021988.html#6022286

He's dropping out and #Cruzmissle is gonna beat Hillary.

:^)

K. They’re wrong.

Do you think Trump would change his name in that case

T-twenty two is a real calibre
my first gun was a 22

Everyone who votes for Trump gets $1000.

Brady was murdered with an assault .22, those things are dangerous.

He’d change it to “Jeb Bush”.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HILLARY AND THE NIGGERS DID THIS TO BERNIE!

You sound like a newfag.

THIS

oy vey

His new Death Camps for Lying Media policy.

C'mon Oregon get off your bong and vote Trump, especially you Springfield (Portland).

Time to die.

.22 is alright if you got a nice 10/22 Ruger.

This faggot though has some gay ass mallninja .22

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Your autism is off the scale.

everyone should own one and it's a lot of people's 1st funz. you shouldn't try to look like a hardass with it doe.

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OY VEYYYYYYYYY

(checked)
Yeah, a .22 firearm might be dangerous if you throw the gun at them.

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Well in that Case Jeb Bush would be high in Energy

Don't forget Punished Chis-Chan.

Trump is working with the RNC to fund raise for other Republicans.
From CNN:
THIS IS DONALD TRUMP'S REPUBLICAN PARTY NOW

Clinton isn't doing a speech tonight. She's already acting like she already won. Either that or she has explosive diarrhea.

She's incontinent, remember? She doesn't want to piss herself while she cackles at the bernouts.

Checked.

EMPEROR TRUMP IS CONTINUING TO GROW STRONGER!

Fuck’s sake, what’s taking so long?

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CHECKING IN FROM FLORIDA

STATUS REPORT, LADS

This always seems to have the best results:
nytimes.com/elections/results

SANDERS SURGE INCOMING

HE ONLY NEEDS TO WIN THOSE PRECINTS BY OVER 100%

Dubs confirm
GODLIKE STRENGTH

So will Sandbern win Oregon? If Portlandia is accurate, I say yes.

Poor Bernouts, only 4/10ths of a percent behind Hillary. Tough luck guys. Just concentrate on wrecking the Philadelphia convention.

What's taking them so long?

Portland and Eugene have a lot of dangerhairs, but the rest of the state is cascadia as fuck tbh.

Sanders not calling for a recount in Kentucky.

anyone have a decent stream?

HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
CUCKOLDING BEYOND COMPREHENSION

No precincts means that every county’s votes have to be counted all at once, I think…

I would have liked for him to win KY because it doesnt even matter due to superdelegates. This would make Berncucks angrier.

Holla Forums really hates all capitalists. I'd underestimated by how much, almost more so than Holla Forums when it comes to kikes.

commies are natural born losers he's knows he won't win

Fox: youtube.com/watch?v=Tne8ux_hh_A
CNN (with crazy polish guy): youtube.com/watch?v=WB2fOk19Iao

I want to rub a Bern victim on the back and tell him it'll be OK if he votes for Trump in November

8ch.net/pol/res/6025240.html#6026609

I want it to be as close as possible, and I want him to have more regular delegates than her.

Hillary wins when New Jersey is called (assuming 50/50 to that point). That’s the end of the road. But I want Sanders to have blowouts on the last states. I want him to explode at the very end. I want them as fucking furious as possible.

Which is likely to have more ass-blasted cucks?

There is very little chance of him having more delegates than her. He'd have to absolutely crush the remaining states getting around 60% of popular vote and it'd be just about mandatory to do that well in California where Clinton should win. Not happening.

11PM POLLS ARE CLOSED

GET READY TO SEE THAT 88%

Probably CNN. They have a whole panel with several libtards.

That's because those Redditfags have never worked a day in their life.

ONWARD, MY EMPEROR!

Drive them before you as leaves before the storm!

IT BEGINS

Thread theme

Bernie is the 1%.

Good.

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this

kek because the state is proportional

He really is dead in the water.

I don't understand user, just what are they hoping to accomplish?

GOD BLESS THAT BASKETBALL RING

Funny thing is that I'm way more socialist than most people I run into but I feel like a libertarian in comparison to them.

Fucking cuckservatives

Her face is even more unpleasant to look at than Shillary.

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That's how fucking autistic "#NeverTrump" is.

Holy shit you guys.

Holy fuck Oregon… Fix your shit

kek

Remember that a lot of oregonians got their vote-by-mail ballots before cucksick and rato dropped, and voted the day they got them.

I knew he’d do well there. I’m extremely surprised people are still voting that much.

This is fucking hilarious. At least we know that #NeverTrump is really fucking small.

Surprised they didn't call it for Trump yet.

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OREGON IS FUCKING PROPORTIONAL?!

Fuck’s sake. Kikesich might prevent Trump from getting 1488 if he gets more than 4 delegates.

In a non-degenerate way would bend S.E. Cupp over a couch and rail the cuck out of her in a traditional manner.

Well that was quick.

called

CNN calls it for Trump at 64.2%

That's because Jeb is surging!

Too close to call!

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GOD OF THE DEAL

THE END OF THE JEWS: THE FINAL DEAL

Shitlibs sweating over Trump vs. Clinton

youtube.com/watch?v=WB2fOk19Iao

if he actually did that he would be even more of a fucking legend

BTFO

She's a #cruzmissle, and a woman.
Also given how badly the cunt, the jew, the rat and the nigger shit on the constitution, by not being a politician Trump my have actually read it.

federal funding for a melanin targeting bio-weapon when?

How exactly are Cruz an Kasich still getting votes? Do people walk in wanting to throw their votes away, or is it just frustrated Democrats sneaking in?

BERNIE KILLED BY NIGGERS

Bernie creaking up to the stage to give a victory speech.

Early voting, maybe?

Have to check and see when early voting began for the state.

They aren't removed from the ballot. My washington state ballot still had cruz, kasich, AND carson.

Each full 4% gets 1 delegate, so 20 of 28 for Trump.
Nate (((Silver))) had The God Emperor down for 12.

keep crying berniefag your salt is delicious

OH BABY HERE IT COMES

She's got those spooks locked down tight.

Who?

He looks like he is about to cry.

Oregon voters do vote-by-mail. Most of us got our ballots before gaysick and cruzz dropped, so some wound up voting for people no longer running.

ON TIME
UNDER BUDGET

He's gonna get 1488 I can feel it

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By "suspending" their campaigns they can get votes and delegates, they're just not doing rallies or getting donations.

Also Oregon apparently is all mail in votes so people could have voted months ago when the cucks had a "chance"

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How many people would you say thought along the lines of "well Trump is the only one running, so it doesnt matter if I vote for him, he has this one in the bag!"?

They seemed fine with it when it was done to Trump.

Not many. Most of us were so excited that our primary vote actually meant something that we voted because of that. Others are just die hard Trump supporters who enjoyed voting for a guy who didn't make our skin crawl

ayy lmao

GURNEY, GURNEY, GURNEY, GURNEY

WE NEED MO MONEY FO DEM PROGRAMS

Niggers will vote for a criminal globalist kike puppet if it means they get more gibs

Daily reminder that all shitskins are useful idiots for the kikes in their NWO scheme

He'll probably get more than that.

HE SPEAKS

We want exactly 1488.

- said Bernie "Bernstein" Sanders the kike as it cackled its way to the bank with bags of goy shekels.

Oregon is proportional, so these faggots might stop him.

He can only give away 4 delegates to get 1488, after all.

I actually saw a black guy tweeting Azalea Banks that exactly

SJW-istan CONFIRMED

Im getting the mods to bumplock a rach thread for once.

Come help

8ch.net/pol/res/6025240.html#6026699

Bernie would give the most gibs, but blacks are too stupid to know. Niggers don't know what a socialist is. They're only voting Clinton became bill played the sax 25 years ago on arsenio Hall.

(admiring these digits)
I chuckled when he said he never had much money for this campaign, old kike raised 164 million and wasted most of it.

It's da footcha of da country.

0/10.

just fucc my democracy up

You realize there are still unbound delegates that can vote for him right?

initiate HarrisonBergeron.exe

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We're interested in having 1488 bound delegates.

Everyone needs to read that. Problem is, it would galvanize the SJWs and give them a goal…

Not bad.

So I guess it's safe to assume Oregon is a shit-hole? It's ironic, isn't it? The whitest areas are filled with the Marxist filth, while the multicultural, diverse shit-holes are packed with rational fucking white people. How does one choose to live amongst their own kind when their own kind are so disgustingly abhorrent? Take it further and go by nations. Germany, Sweden, France etc. Very white nations. Absolute Leftist, Marxist shit-holes. I want to live around white people, but it seems like when white people gather amongst themselves these fucked up ideologies become the norm.

Yeah but what's more important is the votes in the end at the convention.

>In almost every college marxist indoctrination camp in the country they vote for the marxist.

Uh oh, Bernie taking a shot at Trump.

No, you retard.

It just hit me how far we've come.

CNN SAYS TRUMP GOT ALL 28 DELEGATES
I did the math with the pre Oregon (1,143) and post Oregon delegates (1,171) and got 28.

What polls are Sanders talking about that he's beating Trump?

They were real in his mind.

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((Certain Polls))

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1488 is beyond what is needed to win first ballot. We want the number purely for the memes.

Online polls.

He can't even do simple economic maths, I wonder how he managed to think about those poll numbers.

Here we go again. Bernie attacking Trump while refusing to attack Hillary as she beats his ass.
If you still don't think He's a decoy for Hillary, honestly kill yourself.

Bernie ranting about evil racist, mysoginist Trump.

He'll probably get at least 1510 delegates, unless Kasich and Cruz manage to steal a few of them, which is unlikely.

He needs to stop mansplaining.

A simple twitter poll only based on his followers lol

Quit being stubborn, we all know why he needs to get 1488.
The current delegate number includes unbound PA delegates, and there are a few other proportional states like WA and NM. I don't think he can get 1488 bound but unbound the bigger concern is getting more than 1488.

UPDATED FOR TODAY

The Bernouts know Killary has stolen it and that they'll be voting Trump.

Where is the shiny gold one?

Fucker didn't have a job until he was 40.

No idea. That shit’s hideous, unreadable, and the numbers stopped mattering when the retards dropped out.

Those trips man

No you don't, kike.
The working class wants TRUMP.

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Choose one.

You keep missing the point.

Trump can get 1488 bound delegates, and according to the math if Trump gets every remaining bound delegate except for 4 of them, he will have 1488.

We did the math.

Ha-ha you fucking commie. The working class wants Trump, not some washed up activist.

Trump has extended an olive branch to him before and now bernie is throwing it right in his face.

What epithet would Trump assign to bernie?

1488
1488
1488

Who's the wealthiest?

Bernie "Open the Doors WIDE Open and Let 'Em In" Sanders

Crazy Bernie. He already used it.

He's called him Crazy Bernie before I think.

Bernie “Open My Ass Wide And Stick 25 Centimeters Of Wood Therein” Sanders

Using the current cnn numbers (1,171) and the current delegates without unbound delegates (347) and conclude he could have delegates up to 1518.

And Bernie is indeed batshit insane.

bernie"prep the bull"sanders

Bernies entire game was to bleed the marxist agitator tier dry and take a free year long vacation while making them militantly pissed off at the election that never had a chance being stolen from them

Convinced three of my Bernie neighbors to vote trump in the primary.

Going back out to convinced the two others.

Thank you alcohol and nigger hate. You are making America great again.

Here is a sooks for Holla Forums's troubles.

THE MOVEMENT

CONGRATS ANONS YOU DID EVEN BETTER THAN ANTICIPATED

No, you're missing the point. Again, quit being stubborn. The current number that is used to determine that is based on unbound delegates so by your own metrics you still fail. Second getting all but 4 of the remaining delegates is impossible. Washington and New Mexico are proportional. He cannot get all of the delegates in those states. Wishing for him to get 1488 initially is a pipe dream but when the convention comes it's easily attainable.

kentuckyfag here
everyone hates hillary here, even the democrats
that vote is rigged as fuck

So was Oregon, and yet CNN says he’s getting everything.

YOU REALIZE THAT HE’S THE ONLY ONE RUNNING, RIGHT?

Bernie is just using these penniless goyim to fund his year long tour of america, while getting up and promising complete bullshit.

And yet even Bing calculates that he will get 1488.

Lurk more.

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Not gonna happen bucko

1488

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Hello bernout please dont do it you have so much to live for

And of California as well.

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Today the Emperor called upon us to help him get closer to the white house. He called upon us to do our duty and we did not disappoint.
We did our part. Oregon held against the cucks today.
Tomorrow might be different. We know that in the general Portland will most likely make oregon blue once more. But today Oregon is a red state.
Pic fucking related.

Holy shit that campaign is a disaster.

THEY ALREADY FUCKED UP LMAO NIGGA XD HAHAHA SMH

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Does he really though? Lying to him might make it worse.

>MUH WAGE GAP
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HATE THIS KIKE

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They could have mailed their votes in a month ago. They dont have polling places. Its 100% by mail.

Using the current cnn numbers (1,171) and the current delegates without unbound delegates (347) and conclude he could have delegates up to 1518.
FIX THE SITE HAPPY MEALS

Filtered.

Kek, the salt is just starting

How can your career be over for doing something to help your career? FBI pays me to post here after all.

Those descriptions are outstanding.

Holy fuck. I didnt think you could fit this much gay on one screen.

Turns out… you could.

they are this retarded

That Ricky guy is high energy. He has been on top of Trump stuff for months now.

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Holy shit when did I find myself surrounded by retards.
Your total itself (1171) is based on unbound delegates.
TRUMP WILL EASILY EXCEED 1488 INCLUDING UNBOUND BY THE CONVENTION BUT IF YOU'RE SHOOTING FOR THE NUMBER THAT WILL BE DISPLAYED BEFORE THEN IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN

The results from tonight are evidence that him being the only one running means that they can still jew a few more delegates out in a few states. He could get 95% in the two proportional states and lose one delegates in each which would ruin your prediction to begin with. I have no idea where you're getting this notion that he'll get 100% of the remaining delegates. But the important thing here is I haven't included unbound and that's where the key is.

MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN

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