You you date a gopnik grill?

You you date a gopnik grill?
I would totally smoke, drink, and squat with one

Naw. Slum life is too depressing.

...

Well that's true. I just have higher hopes for my actual life. I don't know why, but I do. I guess I can turn off the shitposting machine while a girl can annoy me for attention or to do shit when I don't want to. Also she looks like she could fuck me up with that knife. I'm not going to even pretend I'd survive a Slav street fight. I know I wouldn't.

I met the British version of one yesterday in Poole. Wearing nothing but plimsoles, booty shorts, a sports bra and an adidas jacket like in the pic, all monochrome, she looked sick.

She was 15 with the tightest little ass and small breasts, just the perfect size to harass but too small to titfuck if you get me. Blonde hair, blue eyes, adorable face - but she was chavvy as fuck, I had to spend 50 minutes listening to her and her skanky gypsy friend talk about how drunk they'd gotten and how their parents thought they were in New Milton. Half way through the train journey this gypsy bitch started talking about how she's never met her dad but she thinks he's a prick.

Weird as fuck night tbh but I got a 15 year old sket's snapchat so what do I care, I'm probably gonna fuck her, give it a week (maybe I'll wait until she turns 16). Tweens get impressed as fuck when you tell them you have a car, and they basically beg you to fuck if you tell them they're too young, lol.

Age of consent is 16 in Bongland, by the way.

Just fuck them now WarOpiate. Poor, chavvy girls won't even care and neither will the police.

I'm not waropiate you wanker

Sorry. Fuck them anyway though. Isn't it close enough? You should pick up trashy teen tail all say every day. Make your back seat sticky.

I would if I were you.

Mate, I drive a riced Golf MK2. I'm not getting that shit messy. But yeah, I am gonna fuck the cute one, hopefully without starting any drama with the chav's family or the Gypsie's

Outside the semi-decent PPH of the big three, Holla Forums posting IS slum life.

Cool. Please make a post about it when done. I guess you can't do pics if they are 15 but I'd like to know whatever you can tell us.

Stop making me sad. I'm dreaming of my future with a classy working class girl. She posts here too, I know it.

If you want a classy working class girl, you want to become rich and then spoil a poor girl, that's the dream.


No ty

See

Middle class grills wont appreciate or need to be as submissive to survive as poor grills.

How? It's just an anonymous story. There has to be tons of fifteen year olds hooking up with older men all the time, all over. Just be fuzzy or alter the details a bit. Most won't believe it anyway.

I meant just a bit above the poverty line. Enough to not be complete shit but still grateful to not be dirt poor.

Yeah but Jim will ban you!
:^))))))))))))))))

That's why I said pics wouldn't work.

...

...

...

...

...

...

The way you say older men makes me feel creepy, man. 15 & 20 isn't a creepy gap, is it? I mean 16 is age of consent here and I have friends who've been cucked by the 18 age in porn and think wanting to fuck a 15/16 year old makes you a pedo. I mean, that's crazy. This bitch was talking about how she was drunk as hell earlier and acting like she was a 19 year old sket and I'm supposed to believe that her age matters? The world is fucked when that's the mindset. She's too young to drink but old enough to argue about coke or weed being a better high. What a crazy world we in.

...

What are you doing mate

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

That guy is just spamming

Yeah 20 and 15 isn't bad, just five years. Still I've talked to girls that said they dated men in their 30s when they were 15-16. Like a twenty year difference.

...

...

...

...

...

...

Young girls love older guys, I'm not sure why. Have you noticed that teens would rather talk to an older guy (below about 40) than another teen, and way more than any female? I wonder why that is.


If you're gonna spam, go spam a shitty thread. Or at least post more gloryhole webms.

Isn't it a "half your age plus seven" thing? At least, that's how I've always seen it.
In your case, it would be reasonable to date people around age 17, so 15 wouldn't be that bad, althought it would be dumb to completely ignore that she is very young for you.

don't take it personal, I just randomly chose one of the threads on the first page.

...

At least don't post cherry crush, what a boring actress

what the fuck are you guys even talking about? How much younger your partner can be without you looking like a creep?

What a fucking shit topic, if she is legally allowed to have sex and wants my dick, why should I not give it to her?

The only reason to not give it to her is her being not sexy enough.

...

...

Ehhh, I'd have to say about half your age minus seven
:^)

...

...

The age thing really doesn't matter personally. If they're old enough to masturbate they're old enough to fuck


15 isn't legal, that's the point

...

here in germany it's 14.

...

I think that is a rule of thumb for older adults. So a forty year old shouldn't go younger than 27. I think it's more of a good taste thing, and also old fashioned too.

...

I could masturbate since I was twelve, are you sure you'd go that young?

:^)

Why should a forty year old care about those rules? If he is lucky enough to meet a 18-26 year old one, he should take her.

Lucky bastard.
And please fix the video on your webms, I want to jerk off but the colour shift is just awful


Yes

Sure, but he shouldn't be suprised if some eyebrows get raised.

...

They get raised all the time, why should anyone give a shit about others? In these days you ca't even eat icecream if it's cold outside.

I just turn them into webm's, the only editing I do is cropping and resizing.

...

I agree with you and I wasn't saying that he should care, just that he shouldn't be suprised if/when he recieves judgment.

Must be a Firefox bug

...

...

...

Why is his dick so floppy? Is he gay?