ANGELINA JOLIE IS A DAFT BINT - /brit/pol #863

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BASED GINNIE

It's actually #893, OP.

Why is she so much better than Ginnie, lads?

shes cringe as fuck fam

Are you SA?

Pretty sure you are. Anyone else would have gone with the poal, and called it "SA is gay edition"

shit that's what i meant

someone remember for next thread

fuck u dumb waifusis

Who? Ginnie um is um cringe as um fuck. um.

I don't see it with Japanese nationalist QT.

wait fuck i put /brit/pol

isn't it brit/pol/?

i fucked up so much why did nobody else make a thread ;_;

What is she babbling about? I can't follow anything, " Saying Dreams for my father and not dreams of my father is so wierd". How is that logical? What is that? Is it a fact? Is it a deduction? A statement? an opinion? I can't tell.

ugh, annoying cunt.

Probably just a musing on the English language that she finds weird because her first language is Japanese? It's not weird to us but different languages have different rules. think for once.

It's the title of Obama's autobiography.

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Has she lost about of weight

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Ok, lads, remember I promised you a translation yesterday of that short story mentioned in pic-related? Well, it's done (after copious amounts of tea and some whiskey to abate the rage), and I'll post it here in parts page by page, concluding with the short review I did afterwards. I'll include the pastebin link at the last part.

Translation of [spdfraktion.de/system/files/documents/klassentreffen.pdf]

[Cover = Page 1]

School Reunion

A short story by Stefan Endeward, Berlin, 2016

[Latin here, but I translated it anyway]

His neck arises in wreaths of fat, and dewlaps hang from between his shoulders.
His horns are small indeed; but such as you would aver
were made with hands, and more transparent than a pure gem.
There are no threats in his forehead, nor are his eyes formidable:
his countenance has peace in it.

Ovid, Metamorphoses, Book II, Lines 854 - 858

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[Note: I changed the narrative tense in the English translation to the past tense, as opposed to the German text being composed mostly in the present tense. This is due to differing literary conventions and styles in both languages.]
[Note 2: Paragraphing for dialogue and pacing also deviates a little from the original.]

It was an old habit of his to take cold showers. As the water flowed down his lanky body, he thought about how it had come to be so: there had been no hot water in his hostel in Lebanon in 2015. It'd been fifteen years, and since then he had always wanted to show to himself again and again that he too could somewhat endure it. He can do it.

After he stepped out of the shower, he wore a small smile as he looked at himself in the mirror; "He can do it", he thought to himself. One hour later, he took his bag, left the room, almost forgot about the card on the table, but saw it just in time and took it. He then went down the six steps of the staircase into a big lobby. He then walked past a golden bull and stood before the reception.

"Mr Henning, you're looking to check out for sure," he heard a friendly voice say. When he had ticked off these formalities, he left the hotel building through the revolving door and crossed the street to his hired car. He opened the back door, placed his suitcase in the footwell behind the driver's seat, then got into the car. He sat and paused for a good while on the driver's seat.

Jörn Henning sat silently for at least three minutes, eyes lowered, at the driver's seat of a rented BMW on Friedrichstraße. Only then did he look at time and note that he was still much too early. He stepped on the brake pedal, threw the gear stick, indicated and began to reverse out of the parking lot.

Since he still had a lot of time, he drove along Friedrichstraße. He noticed that nothing had actually changed, yet everything somehow did change. McDonald's still existed, but was almost only vegan; cars were everywhere, but were now powered by electricity; and petrol stations looked different. The world continued to turn.

He turned left and now drove along Unter den Linden up to the Brandenburg Gate, then he turned and drove back, passing the Komische Oper (Comic Opera House). He saw Humboldt University and right after, the Staatsoper (State Opera House) directly opposite on Bebelplatz. He indicated again, quickly found a parking space and got out of the car. This square had already fascinated him a long time ago, and now, after over fifteen years, it did so again. When he thought about what exactly drew him there, he himself had no idea; the square was, apart from a few streetlamps on the edges, empty. He looked through the glass window in the ground at the shelves that should have been filled with books. He didn't know what intrigued him, but there were many people there who were fascinated. How come? Was it the reminder of the victory over the Nazis?

He drove on, heading north, as he didn't want to be too late.

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When the invitation card had come to him through his editorial staff two months ago, he accepted directly by e-mail. As of today, he didn't know why anymore. Meeting up with his sixth form class had sounded interesting. Flying to Berlin for the first time in a long while had too sounded interesting. Seeing his former school again had also sounded interesting to him. Now he was here in Berlin, in a rented BMW and found it all no longer quite as interesting. On the contrary, he was a little bit afraid, for he hadn't particularly liked his classmates even then.

He drove past the Museumsinsel (Museum Isle), past the New Synagogue, past Mauerpark and soon he was in Frohnau.

As he drove around the plazas, first around Zeltinger Platz, then around Ludolfinger Platz, he felt a tinge of sadness arise in himself. He parked behind a compact van and paused briefly. He had been here so often in the past that he no longer needed to see the squares in order to picture them before his eyes. Here he had been happy, whenever he had passed an exam, whenever the sun was shining, whenever he was holding a girl in his arms or whenever he was playing football with his brother. All these feelings now seemed to him not only twenty years, but an eternity away.

Now he had no wife, no children, hardly any friends and was seldom happy. He had wanted to kill himself at times, but he either could not find a reason or the strength to do so.

Jörn Henning lay his head on the steering wheel and listened noiselessly to the monotonous humming of the electric motors blending in with the aestival buzzing of the bees and flies and the twittering of the birds in a pleasantly hypnotic manner.

At 11:33 a.m., he lifted his head and looked at the clock.

Hastily and a little irately, he got out and ran the rest of the way to his former school. He was a couple of minutes too late, and it quite annoyed him. Shortly before he arrived at the school, it occurred to him that he would have to spend less time with the others if he were to walk slower. He reduced his pace, made a detour and arrived thirteen minutes too late.

Life is too short to look back, thought Jörn, as he stepped through the gate into the school grounds. Yet all these excuses and his pessimism did not lead him to take the event less seriously; rather, he become even more annoyed that he had come. And he had come, mind you, a long way to see people and places that he did not wish to see.

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"Too laaaaate! That's an entry into the class register!" yelled a high-pitched, loud and aggressive-sounding voice at him across the school courtyard. The group that had gathered - it must have been around forty people - turned around in unison and Jörn went red. He had already hated her then, back when she had always made herself the centre of attention and spoke ill of everything. Jörn hated her not for her insults, but for her entire existence.

Looks like it's stayed the same, he noted. She had frequently made fun of him back then, but whenever she could make use of him every so often, she was nice to him. Jörn had always done as she had wanted, which was why he still loathed her till today, even though he knew that the hate should have been directed at himself.

He took a champagne glass from the decorated bar table and sat himself down on a bench for a couple of minutes in order to get the colour off his face.

"Oh man, Jörn, my old pal! It's great that you're here! I honestly hadn't thought to see you here. It's a bit of a distance getting here, isn't it?" As Matze seemed to roar his words, he slapped him on his shoulder, causing Jörn to sit even more hunched up on the bench. He didn't see that coming.

"Yeah, quite a bit," replied the crunched up Jörn, somewhat agonised.

"Oh man, oh man! I can tell you this: I'm really chuffed! How long it's been since I last saw you! You weren't there the last time when we met up as a class. But yeah, it's quite some distance… well, anyway. I've followed your articles on the Internet; whenever something came out about Catalonia. Man, it must be exciting to live in Barcelona, eh? I mean, I was properly surprised when I saw that you were moving there. Going to some place, when one has just become independent and having to build up everything from scratch and such. But it seems to be go smoothly at the moment, no?"

This conversation was already getting on Jörn's nerves, but he didn't want to show that he was cracking, and began to participate a little in the dialogue: "Yeah, it certainly is exciting and by now I'd have been there for almost seven years. But somehow I don't feel entirely at home there. Sure, not everything is going that well, for instance whenever I have to interview an official, I have to wait two months for an appointment, and then they can never really prepare themselves fully for it. Yet somehow it works out every time. In the meantime, rumour has it that the EU wants to incorporate Catalonia…"

"Ha, if the Spaniards were to cooperate! I'll never ever believe it. Not especially now, when so many Basques are also demanding their independence. They'd be really stupid to give such an indication. And the French! They'll never go along with it. As always."

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As Jörn looked ahead contemplatively and Matze turned away from him, Maria Giesinger broke the silence. She said a few words in introduction, then explained that there was a photo slideshow which Thomas had kindly put together running in the school hall, and that there were nibbles and drinks in the foyer, whereas after 2 p.m. they could sit around on the ale-benches in the courtyard. She received polite applause.

"Well, she's done well for 'erself. In politics, ya know," said Jörg Nickel, who now was sitting on the other side next to Jörn. "You too must've gotten wind among the sombreros that she's got a seat in Parliament?" (Bundestag = "Federal Diet" = German equivalent of the House of Commons) [Original text has a Berlin accent; I've tried to transpose it into Cockney. Key word: tried.]

Jörn nodded, although he hadn't known till now. He could not guess for the life of him as to which party she belonged to; she had always changed her opinion so often back then.

"Ah Jörn, dere's somefin' I'd been meaning to ask. Matze's been tellin' me about Barcelona and stuff. But I tell ya, dat ya went traipsin' off to Lebanon after the A's, that I'm aware of even now. But what've ya been doin' since? Was it like ya thought?"

"Sidon. Saida, that's what the city's called. It's been a long time. I was on scene, then went into a refugee camp at Ain al-Hilweh, and till today they have to walk around with weapons. I'm telling you, if you weren't there, you wouldn't ever believe it. Seven thousand people, having fled from their homeland and now there in a neighbouring country, constantly in fear and in pain. All of this only because Israel and Palestine can't come to an agreement."

"Some optimists are pinnin' their 'opes on the negotiations today, but I tell ya, there won't be nuffin'. Deese Arabs, dey only ever want ta 'ack off yer 'ead, and…"

Jörn stood up, excused himself politely and walked out of sight. He walked past the finger food, through the foyer, into the school hall and viewed the images: skiing, volleyball tournaments, a social work internship at an institute for disabled people, and many parties. He looked at the wall upon which the photos were being projected, but he didn't take in the images.

Time seemed to fly right by and he woke from his unthinking trance only when he was bumped into and almost fell over. He turned around and wanted to voice his complaints, until he saw Adrian Goldsteyn, who had his arm around a young woman. Jörn did not raise his voice, but instead greeted him softly with a reserved voice. Even then he had never dared to say anything against Adrian. He had always seemed unapproachable to him: rich, handsome, and the crush of almost all the girls. If there ever was a really cool guy, then it was him. But he was an asshole, especially to Jörn.

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Adrian struck up a conversation and talked about his life: did further studies right after school, outstanding uni, excellent grades, direct internship at Porsche, employment, secure job, youngest managaer, soon-to-be member of supervisory board at VW, house here, house there, 9 cars, 3 antique cars, everything fine and dandy.

Jörn knew as well as Adrian that everything only came by way of Goldsteyn Senior. Contacts, you only needed contacts. Then you, even at age 33, would have a woman ten years younger than you. Money was just attractive, now as ever. Jörn was more repellent to others, as it seemed even to him. Jörn spoke laconically and did not ramble on; Adrian didn't need to know that he was doing well. Adrian seemed to even pity him. He offered to take him to Barcelona in his private jet the next day. He had always wanted to go back there anyway - and it was on the way to the Caribbean, which was where he actually wanted to go. Jörn wasn't jealous - he had even caught himself counting the wooden floorboards and not at all following Adrian's enumerations. Then he walked a short distance away and spoke on his phone for around three minutes, during which he turned red and even raised his voice at one point. His deep voice reverberated captivatingly, and his black, gelled back hair waved. Then he came back.

"The Barcelona thing, it can't happen. Have a good day. Darling? I have to travel to Brussels tomorrow, some MEPs aren't playing ball and they all want new ordinances at once. When we didn't have this fucking EU, then the corporations would be able to decide," said Adrian flustered and hastily to his companion as he made a beeline for Maria Giesinger, interrupted her in the middle of her speech and pulled her aside.

Jörn Henning sat alone in the school hall in the meantime, counted the planks thrice and came out with three different results. He also studied the photos in detail, unable to rouse his enthusiasm for such. He glanced at the clock and noted that it was already 2:19 p.m.

The celebration was in full swing outside. He search for a plate, served himself at the buffet and found there was no space at the ale-benches. He had never been a pariah back then.

"Jörn!"

Jörn looked around and saw Nina calling and waving to him.

"Sit next to us!" When he was standing before her and had put his plate down, she hugged him tightly. For the first time today, he was relatively happy to see a familiar face. Nina had always been good friends with Sophie.

"I miss her so much," said Nina, as though she could read his thoughts. "At the time, I somehow could not and yet completely could understand. She had wanted it -

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so much. I'm not sure either if she could help many people before she had been hit. Till a few years ago, I'd been trying to find in vain as to who was behind it. The press had always said that it was ISIS, and you're working for the press…"

"The press always says a whole lot, especially when it makes some people happy. And here in Berlin, no one wants to hear that the Americans too don't know whom they're shooting at. But I'm sure she could have helped…," Jörn had convinced himself of this for over ten years now.

Sophie, his best friend, had gone to Syria after a few years of medical school in order to help the refugees and to care for them. Everyone, except for Jörn, had advised her against it. Jörn knew that she had wanted it. He had leveled more blame at himself ever since. A temporary solution appeared to have some success today, almost twenty years after the situation had escalated. The Americans had sent in drones and ground troops into Syria in 2019, and they had flattened everything. A transitional government was still in power. Assad had been hanged and no one was training suicide bombers or wanted to establish a caliphate anymore. Not in Syria at least.

Back then they had often spoken about the situation in an advanced politics course. Pacifistic Jörn had always stayed on the sidelines during the discussions, while Julian and Adrian wanted to let the country be overrun, Maria Giesinger was always raising new suggestions each time, which only served to outdo the previous ideas in their stupidity, and only Martin Paster seemed to agree with him. To do politics with peace, that was difficult.

Jörn considered why bad dispositions against politicians always developed. At the time of his A-Levels, groups like PEGIDA and a party by the name of AfD had appeared, which had even been able to survive for a few years, insofar as Jörn had followed it. Admittedly, he had never been able to successfully debate his political opponents, which was why he had concentrated on sport journalism during his studies in Münster. But the EU had survived that. Sometimes it appeared to him as though he had been living in another world since fifteen years ago.

He remembered it as it was - Merkel was then Chancellor, and everything had begun with the refugee situation: people in general were fleeing war, poverty and hardship. Racist and right-wing populist opportunists were crawling out of their holes. Germany once again had a right-wing party along with even more right-wing movements; the atmosphere made for their bullshit, while for the first time, Jörn admired Angela Merkel for her composure.

Jörn had never understood before as to why Man had created countries, money and economic systems, where they did not bring him benefits, but enslaved him instead. The populace too had recognized this: two years ago, the European Question was -

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put forward, and the majority of EU citizens were for the United European States, quite in the vein of Churchill.

Jörn Henning sat on an ale-bench in the courtyard of his former school and noticed only now that Martin Paster, his old confederate, was sitting to his left. Martin was together with Jörn at a left-wing demonstration then, and they had mostly stuck together too in their Politics class, although only because they held the same positions.

"…and there right in the vicinity, in Friedenau as well, in Dickhardtstraße, I too have recently acquired a house there. Ah, Jörn! You're here too! How are you?"

"Yep, quite fine. I have to be anyhow. And yourself?"

"Very well. I've just told the rest. I'm now involved with many properties all over Berlin now, particularly in 'City West'. I managed to be in the right place at the right time. And you, are you still as politically engaged as ever?"

"Yeah, pretty much. Left-wing as ever, today just as I was yesterday. You're probably not?"

"No, not at all left-wing! Tax hikes. Where are we to go from there? Politics must be friendly to the economy, yes, friendly to the economy and only the Liberals are for that. It's fortunate that they've pulled themselves out of their slump. When one is young, one tends to judge all these issues wrongly…" This came from the mouth of the man who had once railed the loudest against such things. The world continued to turn.

Martin spoke further, "I was recently in Poland on business. To say that 'one could hardly believe it' would be downplaying it. No wonder they want to be back in the EU, but it's fortunate that it's the Liberals again and not these Nationalists any longer. Since their leaving the EU in 2018, everything has gone downhill. No more agricultural funds, no more money, while the whole of the EU is overtaking the world, one has to say. Really incredible. I thought I was standing in a developing country, so terrible were the infrastructure and supply - I won't even talk about the hotel."

"It's not any different in Hungary," interjected Jörn, speaking softly, for he had recently wanted to see Budapest again.

"Yeah well, they're even dafter. They didn't leave of their own volition, they were chucked out when they boycotted the EU. And as long as Orban is still there, there's no way back for them."

Jörn stood up and excused himself from further conversations in which he had participated in briefly, as the next match of the World Cup was about to start and there was a chance to watch it in the hall. France versus Greece in the quarter-finals; it was not to be missed.

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He ascended the stairs at the courtyard again on the way to the hall, passed the basketball court and the large clock when he was suddenly spoken to by Maria Giesinger. Only now when standing this close did he notice the golden shining eagle on the lapel of her dark blue pinstriped trouser suit.

"Ah, Jörn, who would have thought to see you here! No one had any contact with you, and we had to send the invitation to your newspaper agency. How nice it is to see you again. Such a lovely day it is with the sun shining so vitally [sic] and of course the flowers beautifying the surroundings. I must say, Berlin is absolutely beautiful in summer."

They both conversed afterwards about their careers, their politics class, and their plans for the future. She had a seat in Parliament on the Committee for EU Affairs, as he found out. The conversation was rather one-sided, as Jörn wanted to watch the match, but also didn't want to be impolite.

@h@"This is really the most crazy thing we deal with on the Committee. I've been there since last year after the elections. And ever since we've been discussing the readmission of the countries which left, over Montenegro, Serbia, Macedonia, etc. which have wanted to be in since twenty years ago. Mad. But since we have a strong partner in Turkey in the EU, we now have an entirely different position than before.

Just look at Great Britain. Brexit came in 2016 because the people wanted it, and now everyone is talking about Brintro! Isn't it crazy? I have to be careful, but I can say this much: when they come back, we'll kill two birds with one stone. And according to our rules! They also have noticed that we don't need them as desperately as they need us.

Germany and France have always understood it as such. Ah well, let it be what it is. We'd become economically stronger, would have another country with great global political influence, and the pound, this I promise you, I will never let it darken our door again. Either completely in the EU, or absolutely nothing. And the crazy thing is, the Brits appear to be cooperating!"

"Pardon me, Maria, I have to visit the little boy's room."

When Jörn stepped into the hall, he first caught his breath. Two chairs stood slanted away from him, upon which Leon and Leon were sitting. They'd watched football together since forever, they did everything together and were ostensibly best pals even today. He took a chair for himself from the stack near the door and placed it near the two. The match was already on, -

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Greece was leading, and all of them were spectating silently, while now and then there was some shop talk to which Jörn contributed a little agitatedly.

During the half-time interval, he heard someone enter behind him with a heavy step and deep breath. Jörn's chair shook.

"Ah, these bloody Greeks. Let's hope the French can show a little something," he bellowed into the room in the apparent hope that people would pay attention to him. Jörn had the nagging feeling that he had caught the brunt of the spit, which flew through the air in tiny trails.

Julian then sat himself next to him - Julian Weber, who was now even fatter, with short, brown, prickly hair and in a blue three-piece suit. Jörn would have loved to have jumped up and run away, for from the very first day there had a strong mutual dislike between him and Julian.

"Hohum, our lefty Greek friend. Still as you were last time?"

Jörn simply ignored the snootiness, as he could not evade the spittle. "I think so."

"Well, I assume Adrian and Maria have already spoken of it. Anyway! The nonsense with Greece back then - I've always said that they needed a debt cut. And so they went and did it and it's worked out. I'd always known it, and you, what was your opinion then during the course?"

Large raindrops were beating down on the window panes of the school hall. Jörn Henning sat there, wiped the spit off his cheek, breathed in deeply once, then exhaled loudly, and turned his head towards Julian. Meanwhile, thunder had begun to roar outside and a powerful lightning strike flashed nearby. Rage grew in Jörn.

"Stop fibbing! We - all of the Left - we wanted debt relief and we saw the opportunity for development. It was me, not you. You'd always thought that we should press even harder, sanctions and everything you didn't want. Even throwing out the Euro was open to debate for you…"

"Oh, come now, don't get yourself all worked up," Julian interrupted him, "I knew it then and also did say that you needn't upend everything. The entire Left had always obstructed everything. We, on the other hand, we knew what was going on. And now it's going fantastically for Greece, everything fancy. But you had always come in and put your foot down, even when it was about Syria for instance, back then you were against military intervention and now look! The Americans did it under Hillary and poof! - ISIS was defeated. You can hardly deny that success."

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"Yes, I can. I wouldn't have done it that way, what with killing people - killing people is something I cannot endorse; at that moment you win only through the very same atrocities."

"Oh, God. There's really no discussion possible with you, just like in the past. You're always falling back on your bone-headed ideals."

Jörn turned away from the conversation and began chatting about football with Leon and Leon. This eased his nerves and he almost even remembered to have fun.

Evening fell. As the game ended, the party wound down and the weather subsided, and as the majority began to make their way home, some of his former classmates decided to go for a bite. Jörn followed them , as he had not had much to eat; the vegan lunch buffet just wasn't his cup of tea. He sat next to Hannah Papen in the restaurant, and they chatted about this and that, be somehow Jörn just wasn't there for most of the time.

He tapped quietly on the table, with hardly anyone noticing him, which was quite fine by him. He stood up and pushed his chair back to the table. He then slipped out of the room. He looked for his jacket among the many coat hangers, found it, through it over his shoulders and went outside into the fresh air, lit a cigarette and continued walking. He walked to Ludolfingerplatz, walked across the bridged, arrived at Zeltingerplatz and boarded a taxi.

Jörn Henning sat in the backseat across from the driver and breathed deeply. "To the airport, please," he said. His suitcase was in the car in front of the restaurant. He didn't need it; there wasn't much in there anyway. In fact, he had nothing that he needed, for what did a man need who didn't have much anyway?

The driver flipped through the radio constantly:
"…between Palestine and Israel were successful; there finally is an end to the conflict…" rang out from the speakers as the driver continued searching for the right music. "Reality" by Lost Frequencies feat. Janieck Devy was playing. That would have been that music that had been in fashion during Jörns A-Levels. He began to recall as the driver changed channels again. "Father and Son" by Cat Stevens. That was really old. The driver let the music play.

They were at Schönefeld, at BER (= Berlin International Airport), when Jörn said that he wanted to go to the Main Terminal. He alighted and went into the building. He walked to the counter and booked a flight to Crete. In 3 hours he would be there.

He sat himself down on an armchair in the waiting room and began to search for a hotel in Matala on his iPhone 14. He'd always wanted to go there.

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Index of Sources and References

Picture source

Cover: Rape of Europea, Titian, around 1560, Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum, Boston
[link] (last access: 29 March 2016, 1341H)

Literary sources

Quote on cover: Metamorphoseon libri, liber II, Ovid, ca. A.D. 1 - 8
[link] (last access: 29 March 2016, 1250H)

Translation for comprehension: Metamorphoses, Book II, Ovid, ca. A.D. 1 - 8, Translation by Suchier, edited by Gottwein, E. [link] (last access: 7 March 2016, 0140H)

Pastebin link is unlisted, so keep the link: pastebin.com/HH8U3g7U

Anyone who wants to make a nicer looking PDF can do so.

Review:

Score - 4/10
Verdict - You tried, lefties. You tried. Too much telling and no showing

When I first started translating this, I was expecting the characters to represent the different countries of the EU, and that would have been quite exciting and nuanced. But, no, as you continue reading, the author just bashes you over the head with his message of "EU GOOD, RIGHT-WING BAD". None of the left-wing "proper" views go unchallenged, and all the right-wing views are bad strawmen.

Feeling the rage yet? This is how brainwashed the average "educated" German is. Let me just list down the products only a leftist mind could produce and that should make your blood boil:

1. The rich man's son is an asshole (HINT: CAN YOU SAY DONALD DRUMPF, TEEHEE). This isn't so bad, though, because this guy is called (((Goldsteyn))). Our little lefty bot names the kike even when he tries to indict the rich.

2. Oh, poor rapefugees. Now that the narrative of "poor people fleeing war" is collapsing, this is going to come down as a bad joke.

3. Merkel is admired by our lefty bot protagonist for her "composure". ABSOLUTELY no mention of the demographic collapse of Germany and the chaos the rapefugees are currently running rampant across German cities.

4. Standard socialist canard of "Why did humans make national borders and money and systems where he has to work hard and defend his own family? Why can we all just hold hands and sing songs naked around the campfire?"

5. "…quite in the vein of Churchill." IN THE VEIN OF FUCKING CHURCHILL. Say what you want about the man, but I'll be damned if he had wanted to create an entity of "United European States".

6. The nationalist countries in the EU today are shit, e.g. Poland and Hungary. Notice the jabs at Poland becoming a "developing country" after leaving the EU, and how Hungary is apparently a shithole after they started boycotting the EU? Only a brainwashed hack could fail to consider Russia supporting these countries. What about the Baltic states? Greece giving a big fuck you to the EU and forming an Adriatic/Balkan alliance with the states in the region?

7. TEH LIBERALS SUPPORT THE ECONOMY, THE NASHUNALISTS JUST WANNA BRING IT DOWN. For fuck's sake.

8. Maria Giesinger is the personification of all the arrogance that is the EU. Just read what she has to say about Britain. Fuck, I'll just quote her again and let it speak for itself:

"This is really the most crazy thing we deal with on the Committee. I've been there since last year after the elections. And ever since we've been discussing the readmission of the countries which left, over Montenegro, Serbia, Macedonia, etc. which have wanted to be in since twenty years ago. Mad. But since we have a strong partner in Turkey in the EU, we now have an entirely different position than before.

Just look at Great Britain. Brexit came in 2016 because the people wanted it, and now everyone is talking about Brintro! Isn't it crazy? I have to be careful, but I can say this much: when they come back, we'll kill two birds with one stone. And according to our rules! They also have noticed that we don't need them as desperately as they need us.

Germany and France have always understood it as such. Ah well, let it be what it is. We'd become economically stronger, would have another country with great global political influence, and the pound, this I promise you, I will never let it darken our door again. Either completely in the EU, or absolutely nothing. And the crazy thing is, the Brits appear to be cooperating!"

Take a shot for all the potshots she takes. Guide for the less alcohol-immune:
- Turkey is a strong partner in the EU. Down!
- Brintro. Fucking Brintro. Fuck you, bitch. Down!
- Britain is grovelling to go back into the EU. Down!
- We'll crush the pound sterling and force the Euro on them. [Hand rubbing intensifies] Down!
- Britons are cooperating in their own destruction (to be fair, this sounds awfully plausible). Down!

9. The Greek Question. Julian Weber is the Man of Straw, while our lefty hero can do no wrong

10. HILLARY FUCKING CUNTON IS APPARENTLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN THIS UNIVERSE. I just had to shout that out; I was that pissed at how delusional this boy was.

11. Peace in our times between Israel and Palestine through talks! Not with Israel finally snapping and bombing the mudslimes to Kingdom Come and back.

12. iPhone 14.

Rural police 'sitting ducks' in UK terror attack
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36308970

Ey Britbongs, I have a somewhat offtopic question for y'all

Are there any good dictionaries/books about the various slangs and regional accents of each part of the countries?

Only shit ones written by 30 something middle class women

Filtered and reported.

>>>Holla Forums

Fuck off cunt.

It was requested in the previous Brit/pol/ thread, you dick.

Moron this was a translation request from yesterdays thread about a story handed to our diplomats as a warning to not support the British exit from the EU.

They could just let us start purchasing guns more easily and enact home defence laws.

You're probably, right, lad. Knew a person with Asperger once. Such a cunt.

so tell me brit/pol/

what percentage of your native population dislikes Dodgy Dave?

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yougov.co.uk/news/2016/04/08/camerons-ratings-now-lower-corbyns/

His approval ratings are lower than Corbyn now, who has always had laughable low approval from the public. It's just a shame that it was tax avoidance that sunk him, rather than any of horrible decisions in government.

I bet people will still vote for either Labour or Conservative even though both have been proven incompitent repeatedly.

Angelina Jolie wants to open up her 40 year old cunt and invite all of Africa to climb up inside.

Her and her adopted pet niglets prove that we should still allow people to be involuntarily committed to mental institutions if two adult men and a doctor decide a bitch is crazy.

this tbh

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gives me hope for the future, maybe she won't be blind to the demographic shifts and the damage done by those shifts.

EXCLUSIVE: David Cameron's EU sham exposed: Leaked letter reveals PM hatched anti-Brexit plot … while still telling voters he could campaign to leave
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3593784/David-Cameron-s-EU-sham-exposed-Leaked-letter-reveals-PM-hatched-anti-Brexit-plot-telling-voters-campaign-leave.html

NEW POALS!
What is your Religion?
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What is your current status?
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Old ones
Are you British? specify if not.
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Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?
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What should be done with the British Monarchy?
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Official polls for Holla Forums

What should Codemonkey, Jim, Josh & Moderators do?
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Which is the best chan?
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What OS do you use?
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What Browser do you use?
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wat religion is that?

I don't know, man. She does want that poo in the loo dick.

Whites control their population by only having kids when they can afford them. Blacks don't plan: they rut like dogs and have babies whenever, almost by surprise.

Nature has a thousand ways of dealing with surplus babies. If a deer has too many young, some don't get fed enough: they're a little too weak to run and the coyotes catch it. If a bear has too many cubs, the male might just eat a couple.

If blacks have too many kids… well. Infanticide is older than prostitution. It's most common among hunter gatherers. For good reason.


Jolie has lived much of her life in a bubble of air conditioning and room service. She put on some khakis, bought black babies with bodyguards standing behind her, and now thinks she's the savior of the world.

I hate talking like a supreme gentleman, but in this case the raw, Malthusian logic is appropriate: she's a dumb twat who acquired a tiny little fortune by being an incredibly fine peice of ass half the planet wanted to fuck. Now she's doing harm all out of proportion to her utility to the human race.

If patriarchy is what it takes to stop baby-crazy dames and hags from walking western civilization off a cliff, by god we need it back.

You need to get hold of this book at ALL costs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Dictionary_of_Slang_and_Unconventional_English
amazon.com/Dictionary-Slang-Unconventional-English/dp/0415291895
partridgeslangonline.com/

Fuck you. You're welcome Fuck you is British slang for Fuck you

Am I the only brit that hates football?

It's just a cheap excuse to replace legitimate nationalism

Sure team sports are good on a local level but at the international/national stage it's just a misdirecting tactic

'That's a lovely question': Angelina Jolie's admiration for Polish schoolgirl, 12, who wants to improve integration of young immigrants in Britain
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3592880/Angelina-Jolie-blasts-EU-race-bottom-response-refugee-crisis-sends-message-British-voters-reject-Brexit-gives-BBC-lecture.html
GAS THE SLAVS. RACE WAR NOW

HITLER WAS RIGHT

9/10 would get to know and consider having pale children with.

I just hope it pains her to see her ancestors land turned into a curry influenced shitting street.

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I don't mind the game personally, as it's a good way to have fun with the lads on a Sunday afternoon, but otherwise I agree with you on the whole racket of European/International football. They're already using that as an argument for Remain, citing stricter travel restrictions for football "stars".

And just a year ago, he was threatening to tear the whole scaffolding down.

No, I can't watch sports, although playing is fun.

I have heard that nationalism bit before, are you quoting anybody?


sad part is nobody wants to look at why we're having so few children, and find the solution in immigrants.


this tbh


She's scary lad. Afraid of smart women tbh.

Deism.

Yeah I love a lot of sports as well but I've never gotten into watching them tbh

HOLY SHIT THEY KEEP SAYING THIS KIND OF SHIT BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not sure tbh but it's certainly becoming a more prevalent discussion in right wing circles as of late

SLAVS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM M8, ITS JEWS WHO ARE INFLUENCING AND CONTROLLING THIS

SLAVS NEED TO GO BACK BUT THEY SHOULD NOT BE GASSED

This. The level of devotion that men show toward their chosen team is incredible, and this country would have the most patriotic people if they showed even an ounce of the same compassion to England as they do their team.

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This fucking video.

Please don't post antifa poster boys I literally walked past an Antifa place in Germany once with this poster up on the wall


KURWA!!
Your Polish girlfriend has to be gassed!

Triggered by the nigger
Raging right now

Did you fight them off on your own, lad?

Maybe they wouldn't get raped and killed everyday in Africa if they hadn't wasted their time on building huts out of elephant shit, giving each other aids and literally selling each other to the rich people in the north cause they were to stupid to even master the most basic forms of creating an economy of their own.

It's bloody fucking obvious why is it so fucking hard to understand that niggers don't deserve pity, they deserve contempt at best. Like what insane cunt started this whole "lets give niggers some empathy" crap?

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THIS. noice
GAS THE JOLIES

i thought the cuck was for leaving the EU

w0t m8?

Kill yourself you slave apologist

Eastern Europeans are taking ethnic British Jobs

I don't care that they're based it's not acceptable

*slav

I know m8 but >muh gf

If we leave ISIS wins tbh

GAS YOURSELF ANTI-BRITISH SCUM

No I was on a training course and with a bunch of other foreigners and Germans. We were standing outside the place and I kept trying to move the group on. I was raging inside. They were like "What's wrong? You've gone all red".

poal.me/20009a
poal.me/we9mmf
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But we're all white lad, so it's okay for them to take our jobs. Why don't you support BASED pan-european nationalism?

I don't like pan-europeanism it is shit just like the EU.

wrong, the qts can stay but plumber polskis go back.

Anyone would get pissed at Antifa. Just look at pic-related (it's a broken off German flag).

Translation:

BASED CUMSHOTT

My lost babies, and why the midwife boss who wants abortion at ANY time must be fired
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3593911/ISABEL-OAKESHOTT-lost-babies-midwife-boss-wants-abortion-time-fired.html

I know you're memeing lad but yanks on Holla Forums actually support that

I like some of the Eastern Europeans I meet but they are pushing down wages for ethnic Brits and the women NEVER speak english as their main language once they move here

Gas them all

are you German?

Or a Jerrycuck?

No, lad; English as they come. I do know German, though; seeing as I have to deal with them on an almost daily basis.

Fuck off Jewboy/girl b4 I snap your fucking flag off. Cunt

>>>/faggot/

Knowing the language of your rivals is never a bad thing.


Since when did I say anything of the sort?

It's not a meme you're clearly kraut sympathisers

here
It might be wrong ID, if so sorry lad

Wrong ID, lad.

Nothing wrong with learning other languages lad

In fact if you live in Germany I support it

If you move to a country with a different native tongue then learning the fucking language is the very first step you should take

My God. You Brits are fucking lost, you are gone, you are beyond saving now, I bet you have all embraced shariah already and you are just waiting for your muslim mayor to come and make it official.

I did not know what that word meant 'till you told me tbh

I don't bloody think shariah allows you insulting the holy name of islam m8.

Mayor Suckdick…
Sadiq Khan invites Donald Trump to London to meet his Muslim family and 'educate' the Republican nominee about Islam
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594413/Sadiq-Khan-invites-Donald-Trump-London-meet-Muslim-family-educate-Republican-nominee-Islam.html


You are clearly that Strayan Cuckswell poster with no job apart from the weekend one licking kangaroo shit off your dad's ute

GOD I HATE AUSTRAYANS ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE JEWS AND SLAVS. YOU'RE PROBABLY DESCENDED FROM A TAIG

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mayor sad dick cum

Also, Trump probably already knows how full of shit he is.

Reminder that if you wouldn't personally slit the throats of 1000 Germans to save the life of 1 ethnic British child then you're a cuckold

GOD I HATE AUSTRAYANS ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE JEWS AND SLAVS. YOU'RE PROBABLY DESCENDED FROM A TAIG

What are you on about lad the Australian poster is a halfcaste-jew if I recall correctly

if you don't accept islam is peaceful you're supporting ISIS, great.

I think he'll just say "I'll think about it", then forgot about the invitation entirely.

Face it leftist/"Moderate Muslims" it's not going to stick and become the new term for ISIS like Nazi was to the NSDAP

Filtered. That's what you come here for and that's what happens. Enjoy playing with your flaccid cock


Struggling to spot the difference tbh


He's taken a leaf out of Turdeau's book

Mandatory.

If I recall he once said that he's half-Chilean and half-British jew Granted he could just be bullshitting or "He" could be multiple posters making shit up over time

GAS YOURSELF ANTI-WHITE KIKE
filtered for dividing and conquering

these threads are mostly a laugh to be honest, sort of a way to cope with the current state of things

Not too keen on the American self delusion coping method where you pretend Trump is a secret neo nazi who's going to deport all non whites and set up death squads, have fun with that though, might get tough now that he's go the nomination and starts being more moderate

wish the taliban had finished the job, now she subversively shills for islam.

So brave

Tbh, I don't even think the Taliban got to her. Feels more like her father made up some story and is using her as a puppet.


Lel, wasn't this that M&S hijab swimwear line? I thought they pulled it off the shelves after a flood of complaints.

The word "bint" has been used since the early 1800's m8, it's sailor speak for whore.

To the user who did all the translation, you're a great lad, sorry for us shortening your life with all the stress. It's always infuriating to read leftie bollocks

We should probably start finding out ways to destress or we'll all die of cardiac arrest before the race war even begins lads

Always laugh at this considering pakis don't know how to swim, M&S are just rubbing it in now.

GAS THIS UNELECTED COMMUNIST SLAV CRIMINAL
Boris 'crossed boundaries' of acceptable debate with 'absurd' comparison of the EU and Hitler claims EU chief Donald Tusk
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594529/Boris-crossed-boundaries-acceptable-debate-absurd-comparison-EU-Hitler-claims-EU-chief-Donald-Tusk.html

Tippy top fucking work

Just got that Electoral commission leaflet through the door.

The Vote Leave page looks shit.

Why the fuck are they leading the campaign and not Leave.EU ??!!!!!!

Tellytalibans

Ok Rashid, forgive me, I won't insult islam ever again.

pics?

Actual lefty pol smh

I am not OP m80 .

never thought of that before, considering that lying is second nature to them i can believe that

.

BASED FARAGE
Nigel Farage warns he will demand a SECOND referendum on the EU if the Leave campaign only loses by a narrow margin
But Scameron could do the same, the shifty cunt
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594364/Nigel-Farage-warns-demand-SECOND-referendum-EU-Leave-campaign-loses-narrow-margin.html

fugg, Holla Forums will not work arabic text

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It's so Corbyn and Cameron and every other useless cunt has a nice cushty job that pays fucking loads when they get booted out of office or the Commons.

Top kek

Because Holla Forums knows lad.

Lefties will jump on this, "STOP BEING A SORE LOSER FAWAGE"

WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT YOU CUNTS

Even ISIS have agreed to stop terrorism in the run up to give BREMAIN the best chance

Cheers, lads, it was a good mental exercise in any case. Shill that link and story if you can to show how lowly they think of national sovereignty and our ideals.

it works on >>>/egy/ though

Might as well racemix now tbh, our kids are gonna do it anyway.

BASED SUOMI


af.reuters.com/article/topNews/idAFKCN0Y813J?utm_content=buffere2651&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

;^)

I said b4 the terror is being controlled by TPTB and that there probably wouldn't be a major attack until after the referendum. Then it will start again so they can jump all over our remaining freedoms and start stripping away civil liberties in order to introduce the heavily militarised 'EU police' they're training to "protect us"

it was pretty shit though

Mandatory.

I'd love to have a weekly catch-up twitter documenting all the thefts, rapes and murders committed by muslims. I doubt it would be allowed to stay up long though.

You the one from Birmingham by any chance?

Found you in the future tbh


It was pleb tier tbh.

Make it happen.

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Incidentally, we could turn this on its head as regards colonialism:

Yes because making a fucking lopsided cake because the BBC paid you to is the same as understanding English culture and customs attained over generations.

Nah, it's all a meme, lad

:::::::::^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)))))))))))

tbh cheering for sports outside of your own kid is pretty cucked even if they're white. It's not like even local teams are made up of locals.

That is a nice family photo lad, but it's not as nice as this one.

yeah we are all africans, nice logic.

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Damn. That is a very light baby for such a black man.

Babies all look whiter when they're young

These shows are just mouthpieces to push an agenda, the person they want to win will win.

15 years ago it was women being forced to be 1st place and gays. Now it'll be mudslimes and africans and next it will be trannies and mixed race trust me.

£17bn, the true cost of immigration to the UK every year: Figure calculated as gap between amount migrants pay in taxes and consume in public services
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3593872/17bn-true-cost-immigration-UK-year.html

Balls and Cable? Osborne really is scraping the barrel: The electorate kicked them out in 2015, so why does the Chancellor think voters will take any notice of what they say about the EU
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3593877/Balls-Cable-Osborne-really-scraping-barrel-electorate-kicked-2015-does-chancellor-think-voters-notice-say-EU-asks-RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN.html

Stop squabbling and talk to the voters, Tory election guru warns Brexit campaigners as Remain widens its lead
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594292/Stop-squabbling-talk-voters-Tory-election-guru-warns-Brexit-campaigners-Remain-widens-lead.html

HERE WE GO! ANOTHER TIRED OLD PAIR OF TITS ROLLED OUT TO THREATEN US WITH NO MORE FOREIGN PUSSY IF WE LEAVE
GAS THIS SLAV
Don't go, boys! Now Czech supermodel Eva Herzigova lectures us on EU referendum, warning that Brexit would be a 'disaster'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594481/Don-t-boys-Czech-supermodel-Eva-Herzigova-lectures-EU-referendum-warning-Brexit-disaster.html

There's a really great comment on there:

Absolutely rekt.

The kid looks like it's realized it's cannon fodder in the race war.

Either that or the mum reverse cucked him with someone lighter skinned

Nevertheless:

MELANINNNN ROYALTEEEEEEEEE


LIKE YOU WERE GONNA FUCK ONE OF US ANYWAY YOU SLAV CUNT.

Also I'm willing to bet the immigration cost isn't true, I'm willing to bet it's way higher. Government hasn't got a fucking clue about anything these days.

Same logic tbh.

Awwwww those poor Taigs

obvious right wing anti-immigrant propaganda tbh. Let me just disregard it

b-but my politics degree from newcastle said immigration was a boost to the economy!

Literally what is wrong with that?

Taigs have a higher gdp per capita than us

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feels bad tbh

WE WUZ ALL BACTERIA AND SHIEET

What you get for having teeth.

What stopped them from going back?

t. "we iz all from Africa" argument user

WE WUZ STARDUST AND SHIET

DAT MEANS WE ALL ALIENZ FAM

NO ALIENZ IS ILLEGAL

Fuck. I love tearing leftoid arguments apart.

I'm dying, lad

ILLEYGUL AYLEEEINZ IS A NAZI PSY OP MAH ALYEIN NIKKUH BROVUH

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Tired looking old dog tbh. She's 43 now. Sagging tits in a top fitting for hookers. NO. FUCKING. CLASS. WHATSOEVER

kind of true tbh, the country is multicultural now, and patriots love their country.

Seriously Question lads. If some Alien race landed on Earth and asked for refuge because their planet was destroyed by extra-terrestrial Jihad, would you let them stay here but tell them they should kill all the Niggers and Pakis and have their land or tell them to shove off and keep Earth human?

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These slavs are taking the piss
Elderly Polish couple buy Fabric club night tickets online… and rave until 5am
standard.co.uk/news/london/elderly-polish-couple-buy-fabric-tickets-online-and-rave-until-5am-a3249571.html

They are definitely not getting any land.

They can have the Moon. If they've got the technology to come here, then they've clearly got the smarts to work out some kind of ayylium-forming tech.

…on second thought, maybe not the Moon, that's way too close for comfort. They can have Mars; I've heard it's prime estate nowadays.

NO AYY IS ILLGEOL

tell them to fuck off were full

Leyton murder: Student Abdi Gutale 'was in wrong place at the wrong time' when he was shot dead, say family
YEP. HE WAS IN BRITAIN. HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN HERE. WOGS CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EACH OTHER
standard.co.uk/news/crime/leyton-murder-student-abdi-gutale-was-in-wrong-place-at-the-wrong-time-when-he-was-shot-dead-say-a3249596.html

….no more niggers though tbh. Think about it

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Lad if whites wanted to kill all pakis and niggers we could do it quite easily

Now I want to stay

FUCKING HELL

Make sure the normies know this.

Imagine if we could move the Island around like a boat though.

its tempting but i would be wary of trusting them, on the other hand if we got rid of all the lefty cucks the nig nog problem would be solved by tomorrow

Where would you move it, lad?

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Controversial choice but I'd join us up as a state of Burgerland.

Then we get real weapons instead of sharpened spoons and BB guns.

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I want the freedom without being American though.


We'd also get boat people.

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I don't know, lads. I feel like I'm a sociopath because the more I see these types of people, the more I want to get physically violent with them, yell at them for hours. Last I felt sort of rage was a year or more ago.

wew, calm down lad/GCHQ

Should I only get edgy when I've posted 5 or more posts, m80 :^)?

Are you the lad who has mummy handle the bank account?

That's me, lad. Why do you keep asking that?

lel; no. Just feeling down the past few days and felt inclined to post something edgy, because the slow death of Europe upsets me.

Because I can fucking tell it's you the minute you post.

You're going to end up on BBC news at 10 lad.

ISRAELI-DUTCH-JEW PROMOTER OF MOVIDA NIGHTCLUB YOSSY BARZELY RAPES GIRL AFTER SPIKING HER DRINK. BET HE'S DONE IT LOADS OF TIMES TBH
[ Vid : Yossy gets his shit punched in ]
standard.co.uk/news/crime/west-end-promoter-raped-teenager-after-taking-her-home-from-nightclub-movida-a3249871.html

Yossi being a degenerate cock let's turn the gas up for this fucker
youtube.com/watch?v=RkRWL7v3sXQ
youtube.com/watch?v=5TCangn3Cdg
youtube.com/watch?v=zHTHUuVlVaw
{ YES IT'S THE COCK IN THE HAT. WHO ELSE? ]
companiesintheuk.co.uk/ltd/clv-london [ YOSSI'S COMPANY? ]
It's part of this anyway
clv-amsterdam.com/

Degenerate Yossi's G+ account showing all his Jew friends in Holland
plus.google.com/110821061446134192414/about

No, lad. I am not the violent one.

Fair enough lad, but I swear down there's two of you here who have me convinced you'll murder someone before The Happening and we'll all get arrested because of the dreaded words on BBC news:

HE WAS FOUND TO BE AN ACTIVE USER OF BRIT/POL/

INCH ALLAH
Maximum security Belmarsh prison is 'like a jihadi training camp,' says former inmate

standard.co.uk/news/crime/maximum-security-belmarsh-prison-is-like-a-jihadi-training-camp-says-former-inmate-a3249911.html

Kek, m8. I doubt there's anyone this deranged on Holla Forums who would be able to go out and murder Mustafa's in the streets without the help of a daily dose of a microwave cannon.

If only our media and politicians reported on and talked about this kind of stuff.


Nah, don't worry, lad. Only if someone attacked me, or if we all rose up.

Be cunt half of Brangelina. Have magnificent tits cut off in case of cancer. Can't understand people who want to cut muslims off in case they are terrorists or just want to spread their death cult into previously peaceful countries.

Daft bint alright.

Hit the gymnasium chap

still would though

REMINDER: WHEN YOU SEE SOROS. GAS THE CUNT THOROUGHLY IN REMEMBRANCE OF BLACK FRIDAY

I'D GAS HER TOO

inb4 soros crashes the brittish bank once again, just to remind you not to fuck with him. lol.

NEVER FORGET THE 1 BILLION

If someone did this back to Israel, they would collapse

Can German-speaking user translate this for me?

tfw been learning for 5 years and still shit

belfastlive.co.uk/news/belfast-news/east-belfast-woman-says-baking-11328862

JUST YOUR AVERAGE "EAST BELFAST WOMAN"

Can't even get myself some sweets when they are visiting since it'll look bad for the kid.

I'd go with a last in, first out system and give them Israel. After they had built me an intergalactic starship cruiser of course.

FUCK YOU

WE BETTER PILOT

SINK HALF ANGLISH NAVY!

Nadiya soon to be removed as Queen Lopsided Cakebaker

Eat the sweets in front of him.


WEW LAD.

independent.co.uk/voices/tom-hiddleston-would-cause-a-stir-as-bond-but-idris-elba-is-the-only-man-who-could-shake-up-the-a7032311.html

I'll go for a run later; long cardio sessions are more up my alley.

mmm Jerry boat girls

saved, lad. Never seen this before.

anime is for millennial faggots

Thinking of putting 5K onto BREMAIN, should net a couple of grand when the inevitable happens. Any thoughts?

betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/politics/market/1.118739911

Quads confirm it.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3593821/Sharia-students-loans-not-conflict-rules-Islam-offered-time-drive-Muslims-university.html

lel w 'ana saeid li'annak jit 'iilaa hiwasik ealaa alddin al'iislami alhanif w alhamd muhammad .


I know, they have special board JS


Q U I N T I S E N T I A L L Y
B R I T I S H

qt would fuck

wtff!


Fuck Bond, he was a cuck anyway

You let gayboys get fit using your hole? Explain for the foreigners before they think they're in Brit/poz/


Lad


Even with your magnificent quads, I don't think bloody British sharia allows gambling tbh m8


HEIL HITLER GRANDDAD. MAKE SURE YOU GIVE HER AIDS

Here you go:

Don't get discouraged, lad. The German you posted was pretty colloquial, so it's no wonder you're not able to understand very much. It takes time and immersion. Keep up the good work and keep working on it.

what?

Literally giving them special status, whats the percentage of muslims in the country now?

It would be interesting if it corrolates with that one image.

TOP KEK
twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/732536988474220544

"What's the point of something like that? Even if I somehow ended up in a situation where I would get that much female attention (for whatever reason), I know full well I would have no chance of getting some [I'm guessing it's a slang meaning of "reißen"]. The coathook in the background has a better chance of getting one of them on their back than I do. Thanks bros. Who else /givenup/ here?"

Do you reckon when the royal family get one of these cakes Phillip says

How did Diane Abbott even get into politics? She always comes off as legit retarded to me. Also didn't she get into trouble twice for saying the same thing? I forget what it was.

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For you to even consider stabbing her in her scabby Slav minge with your micro penis leads me to believe you have no standards and are a low life disease filled pus riddled human bean

t. Adolf IsHitlerYouNot

HOL UP

I think politics got into Diane Abbott and then had to pay her off with a job to keep all holes apart from her fried chicken and watermelon one shut

lel

lol

why do you hate slavs so much?

Thank you kind Anons :DDD

population is just over 3 million

ibtimes.com/2016-uk-muslim-population-more-3m-expected-rise-more-asylum-seekers-2288027

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Why the fuck do they need to "boost the amount of muslims at university"

They're overrepresented. White British males are under-represented

UK have sent more than 2000 isis warriors to join ISIS. That means, there are atleast 2000 warriors ready to die for god in UK.

ibtimes.com/anti-muslim-europe-finns-would-rather-live-next-alcoholic-rehab-center-mosque-poll-2037679?rel=rel1

Even Finns know what's up

Considering how much of a pozzed neghole your average Uni is these days, I'm starting to wonder if that's a good thing.

i men there has been.

God damnit, i wish i could edit my posts.

Let's say afte meeting so many in London I know exactly what Hitler was on about
We should have let him gas anyone he wanted to tbh

THATS NOT A FUCKING ISSUE

WEW

thecommentator.com/article/5632/uk_muslim_population_of_26_million_by_2051

THEY'RE GOING ALL OUT

Didn't know they'd pulled it. Still not going to shop there though, and I used to buy all my jeans and shoes from there.

HITLER WILL BE BACK. BIGGER AND BETTER

HITLER WILL BE BACK.. BIGGER AND BETTER

Holy shit, that's real.
archive.is/vJFxy


Yeah, I decided not to after that. Shame about that though, I always liked their digestives. Guess it's time to support my local baker more.

ISIS would back the current governments which have pathetically failed to protect their citizens from domestic terror threats and massively increased the difficulty and danger for the law enforcement and military members tasked with stopping it.

Unofficial skirmishes by 2020, fighting starts in 2030, I'm calling it now.

THEY'RE GOING TO END UP DIGGING THEIR OWN GRAVE BEFORE JUNE

Lads!

What if leaving the EU means less waifu's?

Would you stay in the EU for waifu's?

FUCKING LEL
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594253/Foreign-tourist-killed-bangs-head-wall-having-vigorous-sex-transsexual-escort-Thailand.html

Jesus Christ.

And here's one of the comments in pic-related.

Guess what, Eddie, you won't have to worry about the Martians.

BECAUSE THE FUCKING MUSLIMS ARE DOING IT ALREADY, YOU DOZY CUNT

no

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The shame

Oh lads, my sides are fully gone.

Just like the UK's borders if we Bremain

That said, Eddie might be onto something, Martian would make for great covert speak for Muslim.

lel

JEW DEFENDS JEWS SHOCKER! "OY VEY! KIDDY FIDDLING IS WHAT US ARTISTIC JEWS DO!!"
Adrien Brody says sex abuse allegations against Woody Allen and Bill Cosby are 'not something to focus on' and defends his decision to work with convicted rapist Roman Polanski
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594611/Adrien-Brody-says-sex-abuse-allegations-against-Woody-Allen-Bill-Cosby-not-focus-defends-decision-work-convicted-rapist-Roman-Polanski.html

;-;

lads tbh we should do our own false flag stuff like this to get people pissed off and increase nationalist / anti-lefty sentiment

She isn't exactly doing anything to stop it.

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Well this makes me mad.

BREAKING NEWS

Prime Minister David Cameron reports that the great French Emperor Napoleon I says it would be great if Brexit pulled through.

TRUMP FOR PM
Donald Trump says Tony Blair's decision to invade Iraq was a 'disaster', calls Lord Sugar 'small time' and denies wanting Lady Diana to be his 'ultimate trophy wife'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594186/Donald-Trump-says-Tony-Blair-s-decision-invade-Iraq-invasion-disaster-calls-Lord-Sugar-small-time-denies-affair-ultimate-trophy-wife-Princess-Diana.html


Noice

BREAKING NEWS QUEEN'S 'RACIST' DIATRIBE AGAINST HER OWN SUBJECTS
DIANNE ABBOT CALLS IT A DISGUSTING DISPLAY
Ladbible: Watch this based lad take Queenie down a peg!
Russel Brand: Royal Family are LEECHES living off the taxpayers expense #revolution
So what do you think about the Queens racist tirade, six elderly jewish leftists? t. bbc
On this year, 2020AD, the Monarchy was finally abolished and the British people free from tyranny. Every taxpayer now has 56p more, which is £100,000 over a really long time. Good innit?

Jesus that Diane thing is distasteful.

That's no excuse at all.

lads

She's supposed to represent her subjects, not her fault that they're all complete cucks. Are you suggesting she be a tyrant and try to influence politics when people are quite happy to keep voting labour and tory?

IMPLYING THIS WOULDN'T BE A GOOD THING

So much leftie salt and the muzzies would reveal their hand.

Harry, if you're reading this pass the word on lad

Given that her subjects consistently say that immigration is a big concern in polls, yes.

immagration is big isue

no im not gonna vote ukeep

REE WHY SO MANY IMAGRANTS!

PROUD 2 BE BRITESEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH

She has an American boyfriend, no way she found about Trump on her own.

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Already happened fam.

lads…

Burger-nip half breeds shall rule the world.

Pure coincidence goy

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GET READY LADS
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mirror-eu-debate-live-watch-7989066

You all spend your time shitposting on Holla Forums

I got out a good while ago, 10 minutes ago is all that should be permitted.

watch this video

MAXIMUS WEWIMUS LADDIMUS

Hello GCHQ

hes cute, pretty eyes.

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Listening to a dumb cunt who cut off her tits so she wouldn't get cancer…smdh fam

Lads, what's the story behind these pictures?

I never saw the "original" posting, but everyone said they were SA, so I've gone along with that.

But how do we know they're SA? What if it's some random guy and SA's sitting laughing his ass off every time we post a picture of "him."

Did TTPW really kill himself, lads?

qt


t. SA

Nigel's going to win this.

I'm not SA, trust me.

I made last thread, and just reposted it.

It's just so disgusting, because I KNOW how white people, and I'm sure jews (because I'm sure a few were involved with this) are around black people: how they think. There is no way that his being chosen would have been coincidental because everyone is conscious at all times, when they are around blacks, that they are around a hyper sensitive and inferior strain of humanity, that must be placated for being so extremely stupid, and evidently primitive.
The sort of devilry that has infected our civilisation, which encourages the pondscum involved with directing this advert to get a despicable kick out of promoting something so obviously corrupt and insane, truly boggles my mind.
We are living during satan's finest hour….and it turns out that satan has appeared to us in the form of the jew, and its fellow travellers.

k SA.

It's going to be a slaughter.

I'm not SA.

Seriousy, how do we know it's him?

The fact that he's dissapeared from all the bullying suggests it, but doesn't prove it.

The trip SA was supposedly an acronym for Supporting Actor. SA has said this himself in the past. Somebody found a page which I believe was Casting Now (or maybe Explore Talent) from a Sam Molloy looking for acting work and living in the same district as SA does in London. IIRC there was even mention of a poorly knee.

The profile was Sam Molloy, and the second Sam Molloy's facebook was posted here it got deactivated, and SA then posted less frequently.

SA, stop now lad.

If this is the right account it isn't deactivated, but likely that all content/posts/info have been deleted

SA confirmed

Jesus what happened to our streaming website lads?

official-britpol.co.uk/newindex.php

IT'S HAPPENING

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mirror-eu-debate-live-watch-7989066

Tbh, as much as I love British history and much about our cultural heritage, and certain national ticks and traditions: I basically can't stand the stupidity and complacency of the British.
We will sink into the abyss under the weight of southern English smuggery, jewish perfidy and and Islamic bumfuckery, and all the drooling cretins I call countrymen will be able to muster, is a reaffirmation of our fighting world war 2 and how we saved the world from hitler.

cheeky banter lads

If I was SA, why would I produce OC like this to bully him?

Also, I'd likley know how the photo got here if I was him. I'm curious what the story is, expecting there to be one. I'm not expecting to discredit the image as not being him.

Thanks for posting the facebook screencap.

Just reminded me lad

IT'S STARTING

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mirror-eu-debate-live-watch-7989066

IT BEGINS

I'm only winding you up you paki

BIT LIKE FUCKING LONDON THEN

Anyone that's still "undecided" needs to be gassed.

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I'm undecided, tbh

HOW

ECCE, ARE NIGE

j/k lad

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...

What if Ginnie was undecided?

Then you'd be gassing Ginnie!

Even if you don't persnally feel bad about that, there are may, many NEETS on here who worship her as a godess and would dedicate thier 24/7 free time to destroying you.

see

I'll give you 10 quid if you vote leave fam

who the fuck cares about ginnie?
she is a disgusting slag tbh.

To be fair, there is still fuck all information.

Most normies still don't know who Donald Tusk is.

Then they slag of US political discourse for being dumb. I doubt there's a single American who doesn't know who Obama is.

THIS CUNT IS SO FUCKING BORING, GIVE THE NIGE A CHANCE


GAS THE GINNIE BREXIT WAR NOW

I know it's just fun to play along

Many, many NEETS. I wouldn't want to be responsible for her death.

I don't understand this.

who is Donald Tusk?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36314814

NIGEL BTFO THEM ALL

AS IF WE COULD TRUST OBAMA ANY MORE, YOU GIT

The Council President of the EU. Technically the most powerful man in the EU, equivalent to the US president in terms of power.

Jean Claude Junker is the Commision President, who's number two. I;d argue he has more practical power, but Tusk is bigger on paper and draws the bigger salary.

LITTLE SINGAPORE

FUCKING SCOTFAGS

WE
JUS
DOON
NOOH

FUCKING PORRIDGE WOGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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We let the African Kwueen on the Nigel's left side.

It's true, though. I've been there for business before, and it's absolutely stunning how much they hit above their weight class.

She has a grade E in ebonics

kek

pic related

Farage confirmed UK is a nimble navigator

NIMBLE
ADAPTABLE
FLEXIBLE

jk lads


lol

Fucking normies.

Well to be fair lad, the Scots draw an increased tax burden over the English, with the majority of the tax being from London, which is a multicultural city, with a lot of Europeans. So if the Scots are on thier own, they won't draw more from London, which relies on the EU for the tax, meaning that the financial tax burden risks complete collapse outside of the EU. But of the scots say with us and we stay in the EU then the tax burden will be okay.

Did Farage just say nimble twice?

NAVIGATOR CONFIRMED, FARAGE/TRUMP ALLIACE CONFIRMED

I know lad but that's such a hugely great point on Nige's part, A TINY TINY PLACE that's absolutely ripping it up without the EU

Whack your cock on her tits when you flop it out lad.

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Don't be a misyogynist lad, everyone loves tits

Who's this fucking HUEfag.


Absolutely. I think we'd be served greatly if we referred to our successful former colonies like Hong Kong and Singapore.

NIGHEL AM CONFUSSHED

I never got to see them.

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If Lispy McLisp is our only hope for Brexit, we're fucking stuck in the EU till the other countries dissolve it.

LE MIGRANTZ WILL DO THE JOBS WE DON'T MEME

Bastard.

Like fuck your future waifu.

Fucking tell that to all the employed, fucking go to up to someone looking for a job and tell them that there's too many jobs, they are too picky, and we need more workers.

The migrant the services the migrant labor

OUR ECONOMY HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN RELIANT ON MIGRANT LABOUR YOU FUCKING CUNT

u w0t m8?

YES THE BANKERS THE BONUSES THE NHS

Who's the bird in the red jacket?

She's good.

Fucking hell McDonnal calm the fuck down

She actually said it: "We have to stop this uncontrolled immigration."

And fucking John McDonnell goes
MUH NHS, MUH MIGRANTS AREN'T AT FAULT, MUH SERVICES STARTED BY MIGRANTS

MANY OF THOSE MIGRANTS MANY OF THOSE MIGRANTS

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He said it three fucking times.

I'm howling.

MANY OF THOSE MIGRANTS

MANY OF THOSE MIGRANTS

MANY OF THOSE MIGRANTS

Why is this chimp attacking her own side? What qualifications does she have

MIGRANTS AREN'T THE PROBLEM, IT'S THE TORY CUTS

Fucking idiots

this fucking kike bitch

Scotfag about to drop a racist blunder

IT'S THE TORIES, IT'S ALL THE TORIES

THIS IS TURNING INTO QUESTION TIME AGAIN

FUCKING LABOUR CUNTS

With how hard these people are against austerity, you'd think the Tories had voted to abolish free oxygen or something.

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Chased around by Farage.

I can't stop laughing.

Imagine Farage running around after Cameron trying to rugby tackle him for the referendum.

Looks like she's friends with someone we all know

I wouldn't put it past them, but Labour has a far worse record of destroying the UK.

based Nigel on

For fuck sake, I had to turn it off for a second there.

RUB OUR NOSES IN DIVERSITY


holy fuck nigels gone nuclear

how can he possibly win when everyone is against him

WHATS WRONG WITH DIVERSITY?

WHY SHOULDN'T WE HAVE DIVERSITY

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

RUB OUR NOSES IN DIVERSITY

(checked)

HE'S SHOWING HIS POWER LEVELS

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IMPORTANT POLL

strawpoll.me/10236893
strawpoll.me/10236893
strawpoll.me/10236893
strawpoll.me/10236893

FOR FUCKS SAKE THIS DIVERSITY SHIT

THIS FUCKING WOG

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE ON THE LEAVE SIDE

KICK HER OUT

HOW DARE YOU

I WANT TO MURDER HIM

I WANT TO GO THERE AND FUCKING MURDER HIM

HOLY SHIT THIS IS BOILING MY FUCKING BLOOD

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Lads!

I've worked out Nige's middle name!

Powell

Mandelson truly is a lying cunt.

Looks like we're stuck in the EU lads.

THE BLACK IS GONNA CRY

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

lad. . .

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU DEFEND DIVERSITY

THEY'RE SO BLATANTLY ANTI WHITE

AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHGHHH

THE FUCKING MODERATOR JUST SAID THAT'S A MATTER OF OPINION

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WHO ADMITTED THIS WOMAN

How the hell can we have a debate if she's shooting her side?

Lads I legit can't watch this.

It's painful.

It's like watching Britain die.

Strawpoll has the advantage that it stops all kinds of fuckery with answers, as you can't change after voting.

poal.me's only better for stuff where you want people to add thier own answers.

Comments is not that useful, as we can talk here

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So much lefty signalling.

but poal.me has good colors and you can comment at any time.

POAL.ME IS GOD-TIER

GAS THE SLAVS EURO WAR NOW

African lady is a plant for a staged nidgel is racist moment

LATVIANS ARE NOT SLAVS

Oh great, and now they have to waste precious time that could have been used for pushing Leave instead on this fucking nigger triggered pata negra.

THATS OFFENSIVE NIGEL

This, proper fishy

I wish I could strangle Peter Mandleson to death.

Not even joking, lads.

That manufactured outrage against Farage's comments against diversity felt like he was raping me.

ANYONE WHO ISN'T BRITISH IS A SLAV

FUCK OFF POLSKI

JESUS

Or you could use 'Aliens' instead of 'Martians'. That would work very well.

I WUZ OFFENDED AT MR FARAGE'S COMMENTS ON JIHADISTS

MOST MUSLIMS IN THIS COUNTRY FOLLOW THE KORAN AND THEY ARE NOT JIHADISTS

THIS FUCKING PRICK

Fucking snake

U BLOODY W0T M8, R U SAYIN I AM A FOOKIN POLSKI SHIT?

These are the trogs that will keeps us in the EU boys

Oh God, I didn't notice the piercings in his ears. Must be one of them fucking punk culture dickheads from the 60s.

Fucking hell

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE FUCKING 100 DEAD FRENCH PEOPLE IF THEY WEREN'T THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU SILLY CUNT.

Jesus Christ, this insufferable cunt.

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Nope, too obvious that it relates to "aliens" in the old sense as forigners.

Martians is better.

I've used "Malmo's" before as covert speak, as Malmo is the most fucked up place in the whole of Sweden by the muslims.

Fuck the Mirror.

Bullshit, total utter bullshit

Anyone watching the reactions on Twitter? I can feel the virtue signalling from here even though I haven't got it open.

How are we a trading nation is we have deficits everyone? Surely wealth is leaving rather than circulating

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They're pulling out all the meme stops.

>>>/cuckchan/

Ok lads, this is raising my blood pressure a little too much. I'm going to cool myself off for a bit by watching something else, something calming and brainless like Tipping Point, maybe.

This isn't a fair debate lads

Yes, yes, I know he's misegncaton man now

well who could of thought

Still makes a fair point.

He's had enough

Based Civic Nationalism.

"Here's my boyfriend, dad - he's a eurosceptic too!"

That was pretty smooth, tbh.

which link is better lads
youtube stream or mirror.co.uk?
youtube.com/watch?v=W3-q8Yfhyv8

Top lad

"could have"

Or, if you really wish to abbreviate, "could've"

Best quote for your life to end in a darkened stairway from 'natural causes'

average Mirror reader

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I AM THE TURKEY THAT WOULD VOTE FOR CHRISTMAS

Anyone get Powell vibes then?

JUDAS WAS PAID, JUDAS WAS PAID, I AM MAKING A SACRIFICE

Cuckservatives love equality don't they.

Remember these Twitter handles, lads.

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Why is this a problem? :^)

Normies need to be gassed.

"as a black womyn"

Please get Queen latifah off the panel

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WIMIN WORKERS

They said they want diversity.

We'll be stuffing plenty of different people into the ovens.

Marry me

yeah change it from white to black

Lads, what do you think of my OC?

For that much shilling of the NHS, you'd think she could have had her incisors fixed.

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I liked it.

Have we found the female Benny Z lads?

Well no because you have to pay for most dental work, even if it's on the NHS.

BUT IT'S FREE HEALTHCARE AT THE POINT OF DELIVERY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wait a minute lad, think I've cracked this

Looks like it .

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No.

No one will ever beat Benny Z.

See pic related. It;s not a Holla Forums edit. It's actually the front cover he chose for one of his books. Go to his website to confirm if you like.

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9/10 tbh


SHEEEEEEIIIIT

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Fucking hell

This is the exact problem with EU mindset!

It's totally not about the muslims and 40% tax rate.

As opposed to the actual Muslims who are destroying their shop houses and burning their cars, yes.

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lads, I think I'm team /givenup/ tbh

*rubs hands*

Best team tbh.

As a white person, I don't want to cease to exist after inhabiting my homeland for 13,000 years, you fat angry wog.

GCHQ must be loving this.

I've got a dynamic IP, I can't help it ;~;

kek they read my tweet lads

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Lad.

Is right lad.

Hope it is actually you

Kek, nice one lad

What's the point of this guy asking questions if no one answers it?

Spam more of these to these cucks. Make them face their own bullshit.

That's how it is fam.

Jew Tube chat is going off, pretty funny tbh.

you dont need to be a genius to fill a quota

You stupid fucking porridge.

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HOUSING ESTATE IN EAST LONDON
HOUSING ESTATE IN EAST LONDON
HOUSING ESTATE IN EAST LONDON
HOUSING ESTATE IN EAST LONDON

Nigger is based

kek

Yeah, she's got a point tbf, this "the world is your oyster" crap only applies to the top 30% of young people

Wog suddenly becoming based.

>Calling the EU

This nigger helping the out campaign by reaching out to the younguns in niggndon

Nige looks fed up lads, don't blame him.

As a black woman I think we should make it a meme that we say "As a black woman" before everything we say.

NEW THREAD

Stop doing this, lad. I always fall for it.

PAJEET

I'm not lad, he's still raging on through the dark night tbh

belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/mike-nesbitt-quotes-nazi-goebbels-to-refute-belfast-mosque-funding-claims-34722341.html

fucking look at this cuck

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PRIMARY SCHOOLERS SHOULD VOTE

*i lean away from the mic to smack lips*

AYO

future immigrants/the rest of the world should be allowed to vote tbh

LOL

Young people were a mistake

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THE BANKERS THE BONUSES

Can Poos be Joos?

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"independent" is another word for left wing

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THE PANEL YOU SWEATY BINT

Poos are the joos of Africa, well they were.

Hey I'm a young person.

Actually, yes, you should generalize. They're fucking imbeciles.

wew. What a great panel

Pathetic woman. Holy shit

Nigger chat

We're not young people lad.

We're mini Ubermensch.

Mandelcunt

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Ukip is unrepresented. The bloody guardian did an article on it

Thank christ this is almost over

This woman is fucking disgusting. Has she been this way the entire debate?

Fuckoff jew

Someone get the fucking gas

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

We don't want people legitimising criminal politicians
Leave the young alone you fucking nonces

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3594776/Katie-Price-accused-exploiting-son-Harvey-13-C-word.html


==HEWOOO YUE CUNANT

She was worse in the beginning. She kept shooting her side.

Whole thing for the Leave side can be summarised with this pic.

THIS IS WHY I CAN'T WATCH DEBATES THE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SO VILE AND DON'T ACTUALLY BRING ARGUMENTS BUT FEELS

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How is he literally the same colour as her?

Hand it back Nige.

SMACK HIM IN HIS COMMIE GABBA NIGEY BOY!!

Lads I'm a little distraught after that

LESS FARAGE ON QUESTION TIME

Like you don't want Nige to stir your porridge pit, slag

QTs for Brexit

Did they try to imply hypocrisy on Nige's part? That's rich given that the reason he's doing it is for it to end.

Shes coalburned so much even she is coloured now

If they had Russell Brand on the debate it would be even more vile.

This is how debates are won, with emotional rheotric. Nobody cares about the facts lad.

Nigel made a good case I believe.

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SMH lad

She tried to gut the leave side as racists.

I want flegcucks to die.

That wog is no ally judging from her behaviour during the entire debate, lad.

She tried to do the same to remain.

IN THE EYES OF THE GOLLIWOG, EVERYONE IS THE BIGOT

Fuck me lads, is it too late to sign up for any organisation?

kek

I head that half of its admins are prods. Fucking middle class scum who went to uni with taigs and got cucked out of everything their forefathers fought for. Brit pol should be doxxing these pricks

i see my own proddy mates liking their shit. literally like a nigger posting on Holla Forums

Young prods are being cucked out of loyalism because of these scrotes

w0t the fuck wuz this with all that cuckmental in it's ear?

The w0g the Mandelcrim and the McDonaldCuck opened their mouths and I swear down blud my veinz wuz popping an I neely had a bludclart stroke

What? No, the last day of registration is 7th June, and the referendum is on the 23rd.

gov.uk/register-to-vote

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That looks disgusting tbh

Probably one of them punk culture cucks from the 60s or 70s.

lmao my mistake

So what is National Actions official stance on traps and how can anyone support them if they're against them?

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I think traps are OK tbh

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Going to drop loads of leaflets advertising free fried chicken and watermelon from the your local takeaway finance by the Labour Leave campaign "if you vote leave" in black areas
If nothing else that'll start a fucking riot

Thanks for the (you), lad, but I think you replied to the wrong post.

ook merci pour ta contribution

On 23rd October 2009, a former New Labour official called Andrew Neather, wrote an article in the London ‘Evening Standard

Same here, but what triggers me more is them saying "FLEEEEG!" with an exaggerated accent.

based civic nationalism tbhbqq lads

Now we're thinking with logistics.

Do it you madman.

Traps belong on politics

I was meant to

Traps are not degenerate

this tbh

That pic is sums up all that's wrong with modern Britain as regards race and religion. Fucking Mandelson. Let's see him walk through the East End without any bodyguards, bloody ponce.

Why do they do it lads? Don't they realize they'll be sent to the bankers bonuses gas chambers if we leave the EU? Don't they realize that Tories will hunt them on horseback because they won't have any human rights? Smh.

Joining vote leave lads, maybe i'll make some normie friends.

I missed nearly the whole thing but looks like it's worth a watch.

This is a good chance to show people who don't already know about Labours ethnic replacement plans what they were up to, and what they think of the white working class.

Just be careful not to reveal your power level or spill your spaghetti when they ooh and ahh at a Paki making a scripted speech.

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Does that mean in a NA controlled England I will still be allowed to fuck traps?

It could kill you. My bloodpressure measurement was 399 over 199. My hair is now black and curly and I look like a nigger
BE WARNED

Brit/pol/ has always been friendly to traps.

Just look at ttpw.

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LADS
I just now arrived and I read all your posts but the link has died

please I want to watch it so bad did someone save it somewhere

kek, cheers for the warning m8, I'll get some beers in before I subject myself to it.

Its like a paki mocking the way pakis say "moozzzzleum"

Why do British women look like this?

yes

I'm uploading a clip of the "Rub our noses in Diversity" right now tbh

No wonder Mandelcunt was so triggered at Nige saying the exact same phrase.

Why do german women look like this?

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But they don't my man.

Surely he must live near some niggers.
w0t if a poster of his face was to appear on telegraph poles near his house with the word 'notorious bum drilling racist' on it?
He should be more careful tbh.

They'd better upload the whole thing. Fucking pisses me off when they say they'll just show the 'highlights' that they decide.

(you) (faggot)
(you) (faggot)
(you) (faggot)
(you) (faggot)
shit post

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No I agree, they look more like this

that's not an argument

Nigel Farage: Narrow Remain win may lead to second referendum
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36306681

No lad, this is what German women look like.

They'd most likely be the domesticated type they use for adverts and stuff. Not the "I'll cut you in the gabba" type you find in the East End. Or the West End. Or the South London suburbs. Or the North London outlying towns.

That's a Polish woman thought.

My original question still stands though. Why do British women look like ?

BBC commentors are like people who have a shitty job but keep coming back to it

They hate the left wing BBC with a passion but keep coming back to tell them that

LADS

why do american women look like this

d. steban


who is that qt?

someone :^)

now I'm a little upset

He probably lives in Islington
There's council estates all over London. Even rich parts

Cheap and low quality food, paired with a culture of going everywhere by car.
That is - unlike British female phenotypes - a cultural and not a genetical thing.

My question still stands.

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She could use a good raping

twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/732528131895103488

Wonder if the BBC will jump on this like they did with Boris

Doing good work lad.

Quiet now pleb.

Chill out Achmed.

Holy fucking shit, triggered. Mandelson you slimy fucking cunt with your faux outrage. You know what you did and said cunt!

WHAT'S THE POINT OF THAT BLACK WOMAN!?

Aaaaaaarggh.

Cheers for the upload lad.

I told you guyse Argentina was white!

Some are, just a shame they act like niggers though.

huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/britain-first-squirrels_uk_573b011ae4b01359f6877371?utm_hp_ref=uk


OMG BIGOTS BTFO

Meanwhile a narrow leave victory guarantees a second referendum.

Boris Johnson:
>‘I will be advocating vote “leave”… because I want a better deal for the people of this country to save them money and to take back control.’
Lord Howard

The reason the "vote leave" side is in a power struggle is precisely because its key figures are split into people like Farage who want national independence and Europhiles who want a second referendum in order for Britain to argue itself into a semi-detached form of membership.

Why the fuck do these cunts have monopoly on being offended?

Fuck the dentist next time I'm staying

The pigmentocracy.

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I'm so clever, I can't understand analogies!

You heard it here folks, only animals like the Tibetans can be displaced.

see


It was actually Andrew Neather who mentioned rubbing noses in diversity (Mandelson would have known this), and Farage was wrong.

Peter Mandelson said this:

IMPORTANT POLL

See image first
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poal.me/pq7hzl

NETHERLANDS

Netherlands tbh

How did Nigey do, lads?

Germany tbh

Brazil would get it.

Held his own, but let down by that sheboon on his team. The Tory lady didn't prove to be a disappointment, so good on her. Audience was clearly stacked against him.

Hey lads, I posted these in Holla Forumsfr


Sorry for dragging you guys into the 100 years war again tbh

why lad? do you want everyone to hate us? Why did you do it?
Do I have to apologize again?

I fucking told you Helmer my man, I fucking told you!

Well it's the Daily Pleb so it's to be expected. At least the online polls are showing that 85% think the Leave side won.

And literally who the fuck was that Gorilla?

DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE BRAZIL

My own amusement, tbh.

I've started posting blank spoilers at them. I doubt the frogs are ready for Brit/pol/ levels of shitposting.

Name's Dreda Say Mitchell. Literally who, to be honest.

Get in there and spam the survey, lads:
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/5-things-learned-mirror-live-7991545

What area has the highest Muslim population again by %? Can't find it on UK Polling Report.

>SEXUALIZE
BRIT/POL/ NOT YANK/POL/

Already done tbh.

We shouldve known that black baboon would turn on her own side. Why the fuck do people still patronise these monkeys and pretend they're on our level?

Don't worry lad, Ive found a way to repair the wounds and bully SA at the same time

I think someone twisted Nige's arm into having her there, because I've never seen her on any of UKIP's or Leave's material.

He quoted Mandleson, or at the very least labour party figures. He did not say they rubbed our noses in diversity. Blatant lies.

Lads, honest question.

Where's best to move in England when SHTF?

I know South West is nice and lovely, but where to go for the best strategic standing?

Ginnie's house?

It can be our rallying point.

Probably Dorset or Devon yeah.

You're getting it! Filtered

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What can you do?

We can share her between us while planning our next raid.

She will let us stay with her, right?


Yes please. Maybe her bed is big enough for everyone as well.

A stupid suggestion takes a very dark, disturbig turn.

GINNIE IS PURE!

You all sound like Achmeds tbh.

Got any reliable stats on who has the most guns?

48% FOR

Those were the days.

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What happened to the Woes manlet investigation?

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I didn't say we'd do anything sexual, lad. It'd just be comfy


Same, lad.

its not good for ya

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DAY 6,000,000,000,000,000 OF NO TRAP

t. THE LORD ALMIGHTY

Does pic related help with the nofap?

WEW LAD

If two days of not wanking really make you feel so, you really needed it.
Don't be a spineless Frenchie and indulge in your baseness

kek

Why does she have a dick, lad?

To discourage fapping.

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But what about people who like that, lad?

Like SA?

Not to worried, tbh.

Hello Owen. Harvey says "Hello YOU CUNT"

Lads why didn't they just arrest Nige on the spot when he questioned diversity?

Someone get the new thread ready, please.

And it's #894. Don't fuck up this time.

sticky black spastic

Not for long lads, the affluent asians in Leeds are moving there because they want to be middle class, they then some how start taking over streets with their relatives

Only if you cum on him

I don't usually wank mate, but i've been getting laid a lot recently forgive me Peter so it's hard

Why is owen voting to remain in the EU lads?

Don't worry lad, as long as they weren't white and you didn't use a condom, Peter will be happy with it.

Traitors are made to apologise on national television for holding an opinion that diversity isn't a good thing.

Then they go to the corrective labour camps.

Are your sexual relations the foundation of a family, or fleeting trysts enabled by imbibing wicked poisons?

What do you lads think of my effort?

Need to find the debate where Peter says being homosexual is immoral.

It was more than an hour long so he ended up going into detail of his views on sexual degeneracy probably thinking no one would watch it.

decent tbh could make it a bit more smooth though tbh

Put £2500 on remain, should give me £925 if the Britcucks win

HOw the fuck did I forget this cunt in my dank oc yesterday?

fixed


They are merely tests to see if they are wife material.

lads Is anyone working on the new thread? now's the time

It's a Brit/pol/ tradition to never make a new thread

Post more pictures of Virginia Hale, I just need to borrow them for a sec. I'll delete them once I'm done.

Thanks

don't do it, lads.

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Needs Benny Z in the background

You could use that to pay people traffickers lad

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Text looks proper real there, love it lad

EU rules on the sale of bunches of bananas: Singles or bunches of 4+

alright you autists gimme a sec and don't spam the thread until I'm done

731

732

733

fuck the EU ill sell 3 banana bunches if i want

will you stop please

TOP KEK

The refusal of many asylum seekers to be relocated from Greece to poorer EU member states, such as Bulgaria and Romania, is challenging the EU’s scheme to spread more evenly the refugee burden around the bloc, according to an article published by the Financial Times.

Out of the 47 asylum seekers who Bulgaria had agreed to take in as of last week, only four were relocated. Thirty-six withdrew from the relocation scheme after they were told they would be sent to Greece’s northern neighbor, while another seven “absconded”, the FT said, citing Greek government data.

Romania also isn’t a preferred destination for relocation. Thirty-two out of 67 asylum seekers who had to be sent there refused to go or disappeared.

[ Source FT ]

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Font is Fresh Marker

How the FUCK is this little puppy 31 years old?!

Does he have Kallman's syndrome or something?

Maybe he's related to Ben Shapiro?

what edition lads

>Sperm is highly effective at treating wrinkles

Literally cum on his face

thecrazyfacts.com/sperm-highly-effective-treating-wrinkles/

Ray Mears

probably uses faggot products

lel

Something's wrong with him

FRESH

ok who's making the new thread?

me tbh

remember - it will be #894

Can you do one like that (appearing unedited) for

You're an idiot

Thank you, I knew someone else wouldn't be retarded.

This is good. The more they do this the more ordinary German people will feel under attack for their identity. The more who do, the more who will grow a spine and want to fight back.

suck it cumskins