“We were able to mask the problem when she was at State,” says the Clinton aide. “We always scheduled a few minutes every hour to get her behind closed doors, see how things were going “down there” and get her back in public view. But the retail politics necessary in places like Iowa really don’t allow that.” “And if she has a sneezing fit like she did in Beijing in 2010, we’re going to have a real mess on our hands. We were able to keep it together then, but this is a problem that doesn’t get better 5 or 6 years later. This keeps me up at night.”
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Anyone see any potential here for memetic warfare against Hillary? It's obvious she's unfit physically for the office (as well in every other way imaginable), but the fact she'll shit/piss herself if she sneezes has got to have some value for keks.
Please, Kek. Let her Glenn Beck in public. Especially on the debate stage with Trump.
Joshua Wood
(Checked) KEK WILLS IT!!
Dylan Harris
Any med fags here?
Is there a way to trigger someone who's incontinent into shitting themselves? Hillary shitting herself live would be the greatest gift ever.
Parker Smith
Kill them. Everybody shits themselves after awhile when they die.
Jeremiah Young
If Hillary is allergic to something, would maybe like a perfume/cologne of that shit trigger her into sneezing and subsequently shitting/pissing herself?
Would this shit work? Get people to start wearing allergy triggering shit.
Cooper Rivera
What we need is a way to keep her events and interviews as long as possible. The longer she is out in the open, the more chance you have of a shitstorm.
Jason Watson
When the presidential debates come up, can we get maybe get a message to Trump's team to do that? The longer she's on stage, the more likely she'll have to go to the bathroom, but the beads of sweat/pain will be obvious.
Connor Thomas
oh and Trump could wear a allergy triggering cologne next to her stage.
GAME OVER.
Samuel Sullivan
She's shitting herself now? She's DEFINITELY going to get pulled for Biden/Warren
Mason Price
THIS THIS THIS
Matthew Scott
Oh yeah, I see a treasure trove of meme material in the making here.
Truly this must be a masked gift from Kek. He expects us to use it fully.
Jordan Nguyen
Bump, kept sage on from a shill thread earlier.
Luis Jenkins
I kind of doubt that this is a real thing. Wouldn't she be wearing diapers?
Also, it kind of sounds like it is only urine and not feces.
Pretty sure incontinence means you can't hold your shit at all, m8
She won't be sweating until after it happens.
Adrian Watson
I think her campaign has been hiding it.
You ever have to hold a shit in? -> sweating like a beast.
Nicholas Murphy
MEME IT REAL
Owen King
TRUMP/HILLARY = PEPE/WOJACK EDITS NOW
I thought this too. Maybe diapers are hard to hide? I'm not sure, but its probably not true.
Grayson Cooper
Meme > Truth > Empirical Event > Opinion.
Truth is irrelevant. Meme it real.
Nathan Lewis
This is pleasing to know
Jaxson Hernandez
This is a memetic warfare softball.
Wew this will be the easiest meme weve ever cast… Reality just needs a slight nudge in this case.
Heres some contributions for now:
'Hot Seat' Hillary
'Bengazi Bottom Bomber'
Hieny holocaust hillary
Secretary of Skidmarks
Make shitting your pants presidential again
Commander In Continence
Diarhea Democrat
Poopoo Peepee President
Luke Bailey
This bitch probably has a ton of health issues, probably from carpet munching.
I suspect she'll die relatively soon after Der Trumpen wins.
Adrian Wright
Yeah we need more of these.
Daniel Thompson
Well then you better get to work memeing it.
Ryan Miller
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Caleb Bailey
Sounds like a poopy problem to me
Leo Evans
Anyone have an image of that post where someone said something like "if dubs, Hillary will shit herself on stage" and he got trips or quads or something? I think it's finally coming to pass.
Aiden Peterson
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David Long
OP from the Presidential Peepoo threads here. Want me to start a thread? I have some of the originals
Gavin Perez
mein sides
Benjamin James
Can we make a joke with leaks, incompetence/incontinence, and hiding shit?
Anthony Harris
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Easton Wilson
That would be good.
Honestly looks like your average old fat feminist.
Matthew Stewart
Can we meme magic hillary into shitting herself lads?
Ryan Long
Does she have any allergies that would cause sneezing? Is there any way of triggering them?
Jordan Sanchez
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Brayden Morgan
If she has any allergies they're probably kept tightly under wraps.
Alternatively, somebody could scare the shit out of her
Ayden Watson
It's a straight-up satire site. They have stories on their front page about a figure-skater coming out as straight and Obama announcing that he's going to start using emojis in executive orders.
Although that's not to say that memeing Clinton's incontinence is without merit.
Andrew Bailey
Wasn't Napoleon having a similar bowel issue a big reason behind him losing the 1812 invasion of Russia? That's not the kind of sitting President America needs.
Isaiah Ross
Be careful. We can't attack like Holla Forumstards it will backfire (no pun).
Tens of millions of people have incontinence issues. You want them to vote hill dawg because you childishly insulted her.
Stick to her horrible record.
Alexander Hill
i was just about to post that. i guess i could excuse it for people "already knowing" and just ironically funposting as if it were true, but im pretty sure at least half this thread are people actually taking it literally.
Easton Morris
THIS IS WHAT A SHILL LOOKS LIKE
Andrew Barnes
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Gavin Carter
PEE PEE?!? POO POO?!?
Tyler Nguyen
Witnessed
Also, did Cheetos face really pops himself in public?
Nicholas Rogers
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Jace Thompson
Oh snap
Aiden Cruz
P O T T E R Y
Logan Garcia
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Colton Rogers
in all seriousness, it doesn't matter how untrue it is all that matters is whether this shit catches on KEK
you know how many things they've thrown at the Don that aren't fucking true? There's no shame in using our enemies' tactics against them.
Jace Wright
Ah yes, the much coveted pants-shitting vote.
Lincoln Rivera
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Ian Myers
I think we need to start making this news more widespread immediately. If Hillary knows that more people are anticipating her suddenly pissing herself on stage, it'll make her that much more nervous.
Caleb Moore
well played, OP
Eli Perez
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Lincoln Howard
kek, She honestly deserves every single bad thing that happens to her. I hope she has massive amounts of explosive diarrhea during the middle of her next debate and the shit just comes pouring out of her diapers and forms an enormous puddle of diarrhea around her feet..
Nicholas Sullivan
It's almost like we have God on our side with this election season. This whole run has just been too delicious. Republican adversaries drop like flies and now this. God must be tired of the destruction of America.
And if not THE God, maybe some other god - Kek most likely
Oliver Cruz
I don't know why, but call it a hunch.
I strongly believe that there will be some kind of "incident" regarding Hillary's bowels or bladder during a debate and it will completely reputation ruining.
Meme it so.
Joshua Jones
The image looks legit. But does it fucking matter?
Daniel Rivera
I think that this user is right. You want to be careful about it, because you can't say that she's awful because of an issue that is of possibly no fault of her own. You have to point it out, and joke about it, but don't act like you hate her specifically for that reason. The problem will disgust people on its own, you don't need to try and help it along. You can joke about it to spread it around though. Just be careful not to make it seem serious, or people will have an averse reaction to you, which will make you seem like an enemy, and they'll consider siding with the pitiable pants pooper as the victim instead.
Adrian Jackson
I would say the possibilities of Hillary Clinton enjoying anal fisting are quite high, so although this is satire, it may not be far from the truth.
Aiden Ross
DAMN YOU LEFTISTS I CAN'T EVEN HAVE MY DEGENERACY BE SAFE
Jeremiah Bailey
He was giving a talk. Trump walked into the building and everyone walked away from Glenn Beck to bathe in the presence of the god-emperor. It was at that moment that Glenn Beck pissed himself
Asher Bennett
She wore the stupid pink suit because she wanted to look like another famous first lady from the past.
Too bad she's a disgusting doddering fatass that's old enough for a diaper.
James Thompson
Gas yourself degenerate
We can both be gassed together
Julian Miller
= Hillary Clinton has a GREAT ASS
Joseph Hernandez
What if we meme it? What if we start laughing at it so hard, joking around with it, spreading it so fast… that it becomes reality. Honestly I wouldn't even be surprised after the rat's booger "accident"
Easton Parker
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Camden Long
We memed PEEPEE POO POO WIZARD PEPE IN EXISTENCE
Kayden Walker
I've seen plenty of jokes about Bernie Sanders in a diaper, but now it looks like Hillary may literally need to wear a diaper during the debates with Trump.
Leo Rogers
Looks like theres a shitter on the assy knoll
Thomas Walker
TOP KEK
Jose Morris
This just in presidential candidate clinton has been ass ass inated
Eli Young
tfw Holla Forums is full of degenerates who want to gas eachother
As it should be
Chase Cooper
HILLARY IS A MESS
Lincoln Kelly
Pretty sure she'd be the second one, IF she got in. FDR was basically President Kikewheels, paralyzed from the waist down, so I'm sure he was in diapers.
Bentley Stewart
Older women with incontinence a significant percentage of them are already all voting Hillary. The only people who would identify with her sphincter problems are already in the colostomy bag.
There's literally nothing to lose but our shit for playing this up and drawing attention to it.
Angel Wright
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Adrian Richardson
Okay Holla Forums, I just have to say one thing that's completely irrelevant to this topic! Fuck kek! I'm sick of seeing kek written on here! Kek doesn't will shit!
Hudson Ward
my grandfather was. he didnt need diapers
Cameron Garcia
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Oliver Wood
Wait a second… Remember recently when he was sitting like a faggot (embed related)? Was he trying to hide peed pants?
Jordan Hughes
go back to reddit
Levi Campbell
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Jack Thompson
no that was to hide his tiny little cialis boner
Asher Parker
>>>/reddit/ You won't be missed.
Cameron Hughes
lol at pr fags. You can't win a war that way. Scorched earth is only way, no quarter. It's like vietnam. How do you fight an enemy when you are stuck behind imaginary lines that they dgaf about.
The reason they have been winning is because they fight the propaganda war without holding back. We've only recently started fighting fire with fire, and look at what we've achieved.
Be unrelenting and brutal.
Gabriel Moore
I got chills, they're multiplying And I'm losing control
Eli Rogers
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Jordan Lopez
I'm trying to find some images to meme of Hillary, but she wears mostly dark clothes.
Wyatt Wood
Kek will punish you for this. And you'll come crawling back to praise Kek.
Benjamin Mitchell
#brownisthenewblack
Oliver Harris
here's one
Benjamin Myers
Binders, user.
Parker Davis
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Jaxson Morales
Can't wait for the Donald Trump tweet saying: "Hillary's so full of shit she can't even keep it in!"
Carter Miller
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Josiah Gonzalez
Just put the bitch's face on a picture of a fat women shitting herself. Exaggeration before Nuance.
Nicholas Rivera
Are we meming Hillary into Glen Beck
Daniel Evans
Well that explains the bathroom breaks. Who knew she had shit genes?
Evan Wood
Sheeit can't find anything on jewtube
Joshua Nguyen
No. It will be something like 'well now we know where hillary gets her agenda from. Disgusting!'
Brody Allen
Im on my phone someone shoop the oval office so the chair behind the desk is a toilet and the constitution is being used for toilet paper.
Nathan Hughes
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Henry Robinson
Man, she's leaking worse than her emails.
Adrian Harris
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Juan Smith
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Jace Gray
D- for effort.
Ian Collins
Seriously, no tubgirl edit yet?
Landon Roberts
Pure coincidence, I'm sure.
Robert Young
You mean
Designated Democrap Candidate
Shitlary for Top Loo
Brayden Bailey
alright folks, to clinch this meme we need picks of hillary in pajeet garb, eating pajeet food, or shaking hands with pajeets
Jose Sullivan
Here's the video, but the picture was taken at a different angle from the video so you can't see the piss stains
Brandon Martin
Coke will do that to ya; moreso if you're a Grandma.
I hope she shats herself on the debate stage after a few pre-game lines.
Tyler Allen
I read that as "Hillary has incompetence"
Lincoln Campbell
Maybe an enterprising neet has the time to make a video like the trump 300 vids
Maybe use the scene of fat bastard shitting and then make austin bernie when he drinks the shit
Landon Russell
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Benjamin Fisher
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Josiah Morales
Underrated post.
Brayden Morris
Many drugs will make you shit yourself like this. Cocaine causes bowel problems as well as any powerful stimulant.
Jack Myers
It makes sense that she is holding small events if this is true. Not just the fact that she hates crowds, but that she would not want to shit herself in front of people.
Ian Carter
That was supposedly hemorrhoids
Brandon Murphy
CAN'T EVEN CONTROL HER BLADDER
WANTS TO CONTROL OUR MILITARY
James Cook
I see what you mean. No one had footage from the other angle.
Aiden Perry
A sneezing or coughing fit. Anything that causes involuntary contraction of the abdominal muscles will make her shit HARD.
Daniel Nelson
incontinence isn't bladder.
Anthony Ward
Quick question: Does anyone know if she has allergies? If so, to what, specifically?
Nicholas Johnson
I'm worried it would make people feel sympathetic to her. She's more corrupt than Nixon, thee memes should be about how she is literally on the Goldman Sachs payroll or how foreign governments that donated to the Clinton Foundation got preferential treatment from the State Dept. When Bill was a governor, the Clintons were involved in murder scandals. Rape scandals. Corruption scandals. I mean it's unreal.
I think the people that want to make a big deal out of her shitting herself are working for kikes whether they know it or not.
Matthew Rodriguez
True.
CAN'T CLENCH HER BUTTHOLE
WANTS TO CLENCH AMERICA
Isaac Reyes
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John Jones
I can see your point, but on the other hand, the "people want a leader they don't have to pity due to frailty" angle might be playable.
Bentley Myers
You dastardly shitlords. #IWetForHillary
Jeremiah Smith
Now here is an idea that has potential. Get hillary supporters to shit themselves on camera in solidarity with her.
Connor Smith
Why even risk meme'ing superficial stuff when there is a bottomless pit filled with actual dirt? What about a meme that crams in a reference to every single Hillary Clinton scandal into a single image. And then a key where all 10293 individual scandals are listed and make it a search game.
That seems like a bunch better use of our time than pee pee poo poo.
Isaac Diaz
Oh dear Kek, Lord of Chaos, please let Hillary shit her pants during one of the debates.
Jace Brown
Headlines: Hillary shit herself during debate with Trump! I so want to see this.
Sebastian Foster
Let's put the 'IN' into incontinent, make it trend.
I don't care if she poops herself, protects rapists, or has brain damage. She is a woman, and that's what matters when deciding the next leader of the free world.
Daniel Johnson
Shen she gets sneezy, the pants get greazy.
Blake Cooper
Stop worrying about pr user
The only people that will feel bad are faggots. No one has respect for someone that cant keep their shit out of their knickers but thinks she can run anything let alone a country.
Only the diarhea democrats will vote hillary after this.
Michael Stewart
On this point, I agree 100%, but the peepeepoopoo one here might be a good project for one of our less experience memeticists to cut their teeth on. Also, it would be really funny.
Nolan White
I Haven't Keked so hard since the Bernie Bros booed Barbera Boxer and broke out slap fighting.
"Are they saying Boo or Boo-arbera?"
Robert Clark
Beat me to it.
Every user with a deep cover twitter needs to add some scat in pants porn to their feed #ImWithHillary #ScatPrideWorldWide
Isaac Lee
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Nolan Ramirez
Incontinent Clinton
Angel Anderson
Do you have an idea of that font of that headline is
Julian James
No idea what that particular font is, but it appears to be a bold sans-serif monospace font.
she won't she will refuse to get pulled for anything or anyone she cannot affort to not be elected president
see, she has 40 years worth of skeletons the closets of her corrupt carreer banging at their doors and threatening to bite at her flesh if she doesn't manage to obtain the might of presidential office to keep them locked in if she abandons the race, if she's not elected, she will end her life in prison
so she must keep crawling from stage to stage, keeping up with all her lies, keeping her screams tied in her throat, doing her utmost to maintain her image under the gaze of omnipresent cameras, or all her life quest for power will have been in vain and end in misery and a fall into the abyss
it will be spectacular
Jaxson Rivera
m8 isnt this pic fake? ive seen the original it was had no piss.
Cripes, the whole "Shitlary Clinton" slur might actually be true?
Robert Reyes
Somebody should shoop out his hat with a bag of cheetos.
I would, but I suck at the photoshops.
Angel Thomas
Dixie Carter?
Justin Cook
We GTA4 now
Wyatt Wood
This is kinda evil, but you just know hillary would attempt the same dirty tricks.
Liam Rodriguez
No. Gas yourself immediately.
Caleb Hall
Rate My OC
Brayden Reyes
bretty good. We'll have to save it for when she actually wins it.
Lincoln Walker
I personally balk at medical issues being used for lulz beyond chan settings. Normies don't eat that shit up. This is fucking hilarious though, but you'll have ten times easier time fucking over Hillary by bringing up that rapist she defended.
Nathan Wood
Polio fucked his leg muscles. That's a very different situation than something like a spinal break.
David Phillips
Pity is death in politics.
Jaxson Garcia
Dixie Carter?
Jonathan Hall
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Grayson King
I won't argue the point that she doesn't deserve by now. The Clintons have built their legacy on bodies.
Colton Barnes
That's not what I'm saying. A pitiable candidate stands no chance in election. Why do you think FDR went through such lengths to hide his condition.
Jayden Ross
Aha, I see what you are saying now. My bad, I am tired after a long day of work.
Well, I have concerns that the public will ignore it because she is a woman - regardless of how much she is slandered, there is still going to be a large part of female and male population that will write off certain things about her (expect the boomers to write off any medical issues, they probably are experiencing the same thing) and ignore any potential this may have.
Juan Rivera
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Kevin Clark
Bump for interest. (Something is being slid hard right with spammed threads with inter-racial porn images right now. Suspect it might by Shartllary's shill brigade.)
Josiah Williams
It wasn't true, but then we memed it.
Ayden Phillips
excellent 10/10
Tyler Ward
Sad!
Jaxon Flores
Now this is shitposting.
Julian Perez
HILLARY IS AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN AND I FOR ONE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER HER
Jackson Robinson
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Nathaniel Myers
A bit better version
Kevin Hall
10/10
Jeremiah Mitchell
Bump because hilarious.
Michael Lopez
More hilarious
Eli Davis
pee pee poo poo
Levi Long
So she really was full of shit
Fucking meme magic, man
Kayden Howard
Time to revv them up and edit them to show Clinton rather than Bernie?
Liam Torres
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Xavier Price
DEAD
Brayden Baker
People vote for her just because she's a woman.
Alexander Torres
She have right transverse venous thrombosis
Cooper Reed
GOOD LUCK, DIAPER-SAMA!
Cooper Miller
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Dylan Davis
THINKS SHE CAN MASTER PUTIN
CAN'T EVEN MASTER POOIN'
Andrew Taylor
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Joseph Nelson
EVERY VOTE COUNTS
Parker Nguyen
No they don't
Cameron Peterson
holy shit, I haven't felt this bad since I ran over my neighbors cat after getting drunk.
Gabriel Thompson
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Samuel Miller
Yes. It wouldn't surprise me given her age and poor health, but it wouldn't be obvious to the public like the parody article implies.
Jaxson Hall
Terrible. What would the Emperor think of you?
Adam Flores
I just don't know anymore…
Gavin Sanders
We can allways false flag bernouts for saying it
Jordan Sullivan
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Kevin Green
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Landon Gonzalez
WITNESSED! HITLER DUBS CONFIRM, KEK WILLS IT!
Aiden Richardson
your autism is over acceptable levels for the internet. Mcfucking kill your computer.
Easton Adams
She's allergic to plebs.
Nicholas Cruz
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Aiden Hernandez
that doesn't work here, faggot. go back to >>>/cuckHQ/
Nathan Gonzalez
Here. Have this. Use whichever you like. Or suggest/make edits. Whatever.