Hillary has incontonence

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“We were able to mask the problem when she was at State,” says the Clinton aide. “We always scheduled a few minutes every hour to get her behind closed doors, see how things were going “down there” and get her back in public view. But the retail politics necessary in places like Iowa really don’t allow that.”
“And if she has a sneezing fit like she did in Beijing in 2010, we’re going to have a real mess on our hands. We were able to keep it together then, but this is a problem that doesn’t get better 5 or 6 years later. This keeps me up at night.”

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Anyone see any potential here for memetic warfare against Hillary? It's obvious she's unfit physically for the office (as well in every other way imaginable), but the fact she'll shit/piss herself if she sneezes has got to have some value for keks.

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incontinence*

typo fix

First Incontinent President
History being made

Please, Kek. Let her Glenn Beck in public. Especially on the debate stage with Trump.

(Checked)
KEK WILLS IT!!

Any med fags here?

Is there a way to trigger someone who's incontinent into shitting themselves? Hillary shitting herself live would be the greatest gift ever.

Kill them.
Everybody shits themselves after awhile when they die.

If Hillary is allergic to something, would maybe like a perfume/cologne of that shit trigger her into sneezing and subsequently shitting/pissing herself?

Would this shit work? Get people to start wearing allergy triggering shit.

What we need is a way to keep her events and interviews as long as possible. The longer she is out in the open, the more chance you have of a shitstorm.

When the presidential debates come up, can we get maybe get a message to Trump's team to do that? The longer she's on stage, the more likely she'll have to go to the bathroom, but the beads of sweat/pain will be obvious.

oh and Trump could wear a allergy triggering cologne next to her stage.

GAME OVER.

She's shitting herself now? She's DEFINITELY going to get pulled for Biden/Warren

THIS THIS THIS

Oh yeah, I see a treasure trove of meme material in the making here.

Truly this must be a masked gift from Kek. He expects us to use it fully.

Bump, kept sage on from a shill thread earlier.

I kind of doubt that this is a real thing. Wouldn't she be wearing diapers?

Also, it kind of sounds like it is only urine and not feces.

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POO POO PEE PEE CONFIRMED


KEK WILLS IT

Pretty sure incontinence means you can't hold your shit at all, m8

She won't be sweating until after it happens.

I think her campaign has been hiding it.

You ever have to hold a shit in? -> sweating like a beast.

MEME IT REAL

TRUMP/HILLARY = PEPE/WOJACK EDITS NOW


I thought this too. Maybe diapers are hard to hide? I'm not sure, but its probably not true.

Meme > Truth > Empirical Event > Opinion.

Truth is irrelevant. Meme it real.

This is pleasing to know

This is a memetic warfare softball.

Wew this will be the easiest meme weve ever cast… Reality just needs a slight nudge in this case.

Heres some contributions for now:

'Hot Seat' Hillary

'Bengazi Bottom Bomber'

Hieny holocaust hillary

Secretary of Skidmarks

Make shitting your pants presidential again

Commander In Continence

Diarhea Democrat

Poopoo Peepee President

This bitch probably has a ton of health issues, probably from carpet munching.

I suspect she'll die relatively soon after Der Trumpen wins.

Yeah we need more of these.

Well then you better get to work memeing it.

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Sounds like a poopy problem to me

Anyone have an image of that post where someone said something like "if dubs, Hillary will shit herself on stage" and he got trips or quads or something? I think it's finally coming to pass.

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OP from the Presidential Peepoo threads here. Want me to start a thread? I have some of the originals

mein sides

Can we make a joke with leaks, incompetence/incontinence, and hiding shit?

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That would be good.


Honestly looks like your average old fat feminist.

Can we meme magic hillary into shitting herself lads?

Does she have any allergies that would cause sneezing? Is there any way of triggering them?

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If she has any allergies they're probably kept tightly under wraps.

Alternatively, somebody could scare the shit out of her

It's a straight-up satire site. They have stories on their front page about a figure-skater coming out as straight and Obama announcing that he's going to start using emojis in executive orders.

Although that's not to say that memeing Clinton's incontinence is without merit.

Wasn't Napoleon having a similar bowel issue a big reason behind him losing the 1812 invasion of Russia?
That's not the kind of sitting President America needs.

Be careful.
We can't attack like Holla Forumstards it will backfire (no pun).

Tens of millions of people have incontinence issues. You want them to vote hill dawg because you childishly insulted her.

Stick to her horrible record.

i was just about to post that.
i guess i could excuse it for people "already knowing" and just ironically funposting as if it were true, but im pretty sure at least half this thread are people actually taking it literally.

THIS IS WHAT A SHILL LOOKS LIKE

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PEE PEE?!? POO POO?!?

Witnessed

Also, did Cheetos face really pops himself in public?

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Oh snap

P O T T E R Y

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in all seriousness, it doesn't matter how untrue it is
all that matters is whether this shit catches on KEK

you know how many things they've thrown at the Don that aren't fucking true? There's no shame in using our enemies' tactics against them.

Ah yes, the much coveted pants-shitting vote.

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I think we need to start making this news more widespread immediately. If Hillary knows that more people are anticipating her suddenly pissing herself on stage, it'll make her that much more nervous.

well played, OP

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kek, She honestly deserves every single bad thing that happens to her. I hope she has massive amounts of explosive diarrhea during the middle of her next debate and the shit just comes pouring out of her diapers and forms an enormous puddle of diarrhea around her feet..

It's almost like we have God on our side with this election season. This whole run has just been too delicious. Republican adversaries drop like flies and now this. God must be tired of the destruction of America.

And if not THE God, maybe some other god - Kek most likely

I don't know why, but call it a hunch.

I strongly believe that there will be some kind of "incident" regarding Hillary's bowels or bladder during a debate and it will completely reputation ruining.

Meme it so.

The image looks legit. But does it fucking matter?

I think that this user is right. You want to be careful about it, because you can't say that she's awful because of an issue that is of possibly no fault of her own. You have to point it out, and joke about it, but don't act like you hate her specifically for that reason. The problem will disgust people on its own, you don't need to try and help it along. You can joke about it to spread it around though. Just be careful not to make it seem serious, or people will have an averse reaction to you, which will make you seem like an enemy, and they'll consider siding with the pitiable pants pooper as the victim instead.

I would say the possibilities of Hillary Clinton enjoying anal fisting are quite high, so although this is satire, it may not be far from the truth.

DAMN YOU LEFTISTS I CAN'T EVEN HAVE MY DEGENERACY BE SAFE

He was giving a talk. Trump walked into the building and everyone walked away from Glenn Beck to bathe in the presence of the god-emperor. It was at that moment that Glenn Beck pissed himself

She wore the stupid pink suit because she wanted to look like another famous first lady from the past.

Too bad she's a disgusting doddering fatass that's old enough for a diaper.

Gas yourself degenerate

We can both be gassed together

= Hillary Clinton has a GREAT ASS

What if we meme it?
What if we start laughing at it so hard, joking around with it, spreading it so fast… that it becomes reality.
Honestly I wouldn't even be surprised after the rat's booger "accident"

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We memed PEEPEE POO POO WIZARD PEPE IN EXISTENCE

I've seen plenty of jokes about Bernie Sanders in a diaper, but now it looks like Hillary may literally need to wear a diaper during the debates with Trump.

Looks like theres a shitter on the assy knoll

TOP KEK

This just in presidential candidate clinton has been ass ass inated

tfw Holla Forums is full of degenerates who want to gas eachother

As it should be

HILLARY IS A MESS

Pretty sure she'd be the second one, IF she got in. FDR was basically President Kikewheels, paralyzed from the waist down, so I'm sure he was in diapers.

Older women with incontinence a significant percentage of them are already all voting Hillary. The only people who would identify with her sphincter problems are already in the colostomy bag.

There's literally nothing to lose but our shit for playing this up and drawing attention to it.

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Okay Holla Forums, I just have to say one thing that's completely irrelevant to this topic! Fuck kek! I'm sick of seeing kek written on here! Kek doesn't will shit!

my grandfather was. he didnt need diapers

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Wait a second… Remember recently when he was sitting like a faggot (embed related)? Was he trying to hide peed pants?

go back to reddit

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no that was to hide his tiny little cialis boner

>>>/reddit/
You won't be missed.

lol at pr fags. You can't win a war that way. Scorched earth is only way, no quarter. It's like vietnam. How do you fight an enemy when you are stuck behind imaginary lines that they dgaf about.

The reason they have been winning is because they fight the propaganda war without holding back. We've only recently started fighting fire with fire, and look at what we've achieved.

Be unrelenting and brutal.

I got chills, they're multiplying
And I'm losing control

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I'm trying to find some images to meme of Hillary, but she wears mostly dark clothes.

Kek will punish you for this. And you'll come crawling back to praise Kek.

#brownisthenewblack

here's one

Binders, user.

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Can't wait for the Donald Trump tweet saying: "Hillary's so full of shit she can't even keep it in!"

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Just put the bitch's face on a picture of a fat women shitting herself. Exaggeration before Nuance.

Are we meming Hillary into Glen Beck

Well that explains the bathroom breaks. Who knew she had shit genes?

Sheeit can't find anything on jewtube

No. It will be something like 'well now we know where hillary gets her agenda from. Disgusting!'

Im on my phone someone shoop the oval office so the chair behind the desk is a toilet and the constitution is being used for toilet paper.

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Man, she's leaking worse than her emails.

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D- for effort.

Seriously, no tubgirl edit yet?

Pure coincidence, I'm sure.

You mean

Designated Democrap Candidate

Shitlary for Top Loo

alright folks, to clinch this meme we need picks of hillary in pajeet garb, eating pajeet food, or shaking hands with pajeets

Here's the video, but the picture was taken at a different angle from the video so you can't see the piss stains

Coke will do that to ya; moreso if you're a Grandma.

I hope she shats herself on the debate stage after a few pre-game lines.

I read that as "Hillary has incompetence"

Maybe an enterprising neet has the time to make a video like the trump 300 vids

Maybe use the scene of fat bastard shitting and then make austin bernie when he drinks the shit

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Underrated post.

Many drugs will make you shit yourself like this. Cocaine causes bowel problems as well as any powerful stimulant.

It makes sense that she is holding small events if this is true. Not just the fact that she hates crowds, but that she would not want to shit herself in front of people.

That was supposedly hemorrhoids

CAN'T EVEN CONTROL HER BLADDER

WANTS TO CONTROL OUR MILITARY

I see what you mean. No one had footage from the other angle.

A sneezing or coughing fit. Anything that causes involuntary contraction of the abdominal muscles will make her shit HARD.

incontinence isn't bladder.

Quick question:
Does anyone know if she has allergies?
If so, to what, specifically?

I'm worried it would make people feel sympathetic to her. She's more corrupt than Nixon, thee memes should be about how she is literally on the Goldman Sachs payroll or how foreign governments that donated to the Clinton Foundation got preferential treatment from the State Dept. When Bill was a governor, the Clintons were involved in murder scandals. Rape scandals. Corruption scandals. I mean it's unreal.

I think the people that want to make a big deal out of her shitting herself are working for kikes whether they know it or not.

True.

CAN'T CLENCH HER BUTTHOLE

WANTS TO CLENCH AMERICA

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I can see your point, but on the other hand, the "people want a leader they don't have to pity due to frailty" angle might be playable.

You dastardly shitlords.
#IWetForHillary

Now here is an idea that has potential.
Get hillary supporters to shit themselves on camera in solidarity with her.

Why even risk meme'ing superficial stuff when there is a bottomless pit filled with actual dirt? What about a meme that crams in a reference to every single Hillary Clinton scandal into a single image. And then a key where all 10293 individual scandals are listed and make it a search game.

That seems like a bunch better use of our time than pee pee poo poo.

Oh dear Kek, Lord of Chaos, please let Hillary shit her pants during one of the debates.

Headlines: Hillary shit herself during debate with Trump!
I so want to see this.

Let's put the 'IN' into incontinent, make it trend.

I don't care if she poops herself, protects rapists, or has brain damage. She is a woman, and that's what matters when deciding the next leader of the free world.

Shen she gets sneezy, the pants get greazy.

Stop worrying about pr user

The only people that will feel bad are faggots. No one has respect for someone that cant keep their shit out of their knickers but thinks she can run anything let alone a country.

Only the diarhea democrats will vote hillary after this.

On this point, I agree 100%, but the peepeepoopoo one here might be a good project for one of our less experience memeticists to cut their teeth on.
Also, it would be really funny.

I Haven't Keked so hard since the Bernie Bros booed Barbera Boxer and broke out slap fighting.

"Are they saying Boo or Boo-arbera?"

Beat me to it.

Every user with a deep cover twitter needs to add some scat in pants porn to their feed #ImWithHillary #ScatPrideWorldWide

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Incontinent Clinton

Do you have an idea of that font of that headline is

No idea what that particular font is, but it appears to be a bold sans-serif monospace font.

Comic Sans, faggot.

Smellary Clinturd

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You can use this to find out;

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Helvetica Medium Condensed

this

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she won't
she will refuse to get pulled for anything or anyone
she cannot affort to not be elected president

see, she has 40 years worth of skeletons the closets of her corrupt carreer banging at their doors and threatening to bite at her flesh if she doesn't manage to obtain the might of presidential office to keep them locked in
if she abandons the race, if she's not elected, she will end her life in prison

so she must keep crawling from stage to stage, keeping up with all her lies, keeping her screams tied in her throat, doing her utmost to maintain her image under the gaze of omnipresent cameras, or all her life quest for power will have been in vain and end in misery and a fall into the abyss


it will be spectacular

m8 isnt this pic fake? ive seen the original it was had no piss.

pretty sure that this is a fake news site

I found the doctored version.

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Dead eyes.

MEME WIZARDS I SUMMON THEE

HILLARY PEEPEE POOPOO COMICS NOW

Cripes, the whole "Shitlary Clinton" slur might actually be true?

Somebody should shoop out his hat with a bag of cheetos.

I would, but I suck at the photoshops.

Dixie Carter?

We GTA4 now

This is kinda evil, but you just know hillary would attempt the same dirty tricks.

No. Gas yourself immediately.

Rate My OC

bretty good. We'll have to save it for when she actually wins it.

I personally balk at medical issues being used for lulz beyond chan settings. Normies don't eat that shit up. This is fucking hilarious though, but you'll have ten times easier time fucking over Hillary by bringing up that rapist she defended.

Polio fucked his leg muscles. That's a very different situation than something like a spinal break.

Pity is death in politics.

Dixie Carter?

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I won't argue the point that she doesn't deserve by now. The Clintons have built their legacy on bodies.

That's not what I'm saying. A pitiable candidate stands no chance in election. Why do you think FDR went through such lengths to hide his condition.

Aha, I see what you are saying now. My bad, I am tired after a long day of work.

Well, I have concerns that the public will ignore it because she is a woman - regardless of how much she is slandered, there is still going to be a large part of female and male population that will write off certain things about her (expect the boomers to write off any medical issues, they probably are experiencing the same thing) and ignore any potential this may have.

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Bump for interest. (Something is being slid hard right with spammed threads with inter-racial porn images right now. Suspect it might by Shartllary's shill brigade.)

It wasn't true, but then we memed it.

excellent 10/10

Sad!

Now this is shitposting.

HILLARY IS AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN AND I FOR ONE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER HER

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A bit better version

10/10

Bump because hilarious.

More hilarious

pee pee poo poo

So she really was full of shit

Fucking meme magic, man

Time to revv them up and edit them to show Clinton rather than Bernie?

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DEAD

People vote for her just because she's a woman.

She have right transverse venous thrombosis

GOOD LUCK, DIAPER-SAMA!

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THINKS SHE CAN MASTER PUTIN

CAN'T EVEN MASTER POOIN'

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EVERY
VOTE
COUNTS

No they don't

holy shit, I haven't felt this bad since I ran over my neighbors cat after getting drunk.

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Yes. It wouldn't surprise me given her age and poor health, but it wouldn't be obvious to the public like the parody article implies.

Terrible. What would the Emperor think of you?

I just don't know anymore…

We can allways false flag bernouts for saying it

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WITNESSED! HITLER DUBS CONFIRM, KEK WILLS IT!

your autism is over acceptable levels for the internet. Mcfucking kill your computer.

She's allergic to plebs.

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that doesn't work here, faggot. go back to >>>/cuckHQ/

Here. Have this. Use whichever you like. Or suggest/make edits. Whatever.

Ragweed and cats huh?
Good to know.

Kek

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KeK

#pissforHillary

it worked once, why not again

Why does she shit when she sneeze?

Bump for hearty keks

She should wear Depends.

poo poo pee pee fug :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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