What was the biggest beta moment in your life?

What was the biggest beta moment in your life?

I hugged this really hot girl once and came in my pants.

I was going to kill myself, but I bought the wrong kind of helium, then I didn't have any money to get the right kind.

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a few instances with the same girl. Fucking terrible at catching hints.

looking back on that second story I really want to kill myself. Could've totally fucked her and she had a nice thick ass.

are you a nigger or muzzie perhaps?

what are you fucking gay?
I get hints constantly, newsflash; if youre not a sadsack shit like this happen all the time

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Embarasing

Realizing I have a hafu as a kid.

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