How do I ask for a nazi haircut from my stylist without actually saying "Hitler youth haircut"?

How do I ask for a nazi haircut from my stylist without actually saying "Hitler youth haircut"?
Is there a common euphemism for one?

Take a picture of the Nazi you want to look like, and then crop it.

And then say "I want it like this"

Obviously don't use a picture of Hitler.

German youth I think is the actually haircut term for this cut. My old Asian roommate was a hairdresser.

yeah but everybody's seen schindler's list, you can't crop it enough without somebody noticing and with my luck she would be jewish.

1 on the sides, fade to the top, hard part on hairline, square it
then you can style it yourself.
I had something similar
just give them instructions, not pictures.
They can follow instructions better than translating a photo onto you.

Undercut

/thread

Tight part.

Nazi Furs

I just showed my stylist this pic along with giving him some personal preferences, got a perfect cut.

...

Ask for "classcuck" haircut.

...

Just say "I want a haircut in the style of Miley Cyrus, the well-known singer, nudist and exterminator of subhuman Jew scum"

All NatSocs are classcucks for capitalists ;^)

You are already dead

you are one sad little beta faggot

cuck is going to always remain a cuck, huh?

um… national socialist are extremely leftist economically, even morally, they just dont like people not of their nationality

b-b-but that's not real leftism

why are commies always such gigantic faggots?

Hello comrades Anonymous

National Socialism was corporationism on heroin, their policies were at best reformism that is typical of social democrats. For example, whole idea of abolishing the unions seems quite un-leftist.

called it

t.

yes, it was right-wing ideology to the core.

sure, if by right-wing you mean left-wing

They provided housing, food, and jobs to their citizens. They divided the spoils of war among their citizens as well. They abolished unions because they were generally ran by dissidents, same reason communist destroyed any opposing flavor of communism. They started slews of social programs, providing healthcare and education to their citizens. They took state control of existing companies, because the companies had established their shit already.

Sorry, fact that they were still part of global market economy makes them capitalists.

then soviet russia was capitalist

Their means of production were effectively state capitalist, thus they were not actually capitalists. Same goes for modern China, who are market socialists.

there's no point in arguing with leftists, m8

they will never admit that anything bad was real leftism

Soviet Furs

So was germany…

Went to the barber. Said i want a David Beckham haircut but shorter on the top. Went out like Hitlerjugend.

They had american owners as their corporate masters. There is reason why Fanta was created in nazi-germany, to benifit coca-cola and their other jewish-international capitalist masters

...

Socialism was not created by anyone per say, but if you want to blame someone for it, blame the french and their 2nd republic.

No more training do you require. Already know you that which you need.

...

...

is he doing the Too Sweet hand sign?

...

Act like a dumb dumb and say
"I want Oskar Schindler's haircut from the movie the schindler's list"
While showing your pic

I'm sure this can do the trick
At least for someone like me who never watched this movie

...

ask for a haircut like kim jong ill