IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING

Ebola chan gives me a reason to jerk off. Cleanse myself of Ebola.

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

kek

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I guess to a child we'd be old.

Actually how old is everyone on Holla Forums these days?
I fear I'm associating with children

Wow, normally it'd take a little bit before meme magic kicked it, a day at least. This took all of a half hour.

EBOLA-CHAN IS BACK!
I LOVE YOU, EBOLA-CHAN!

Kek is fast.

This, what the fuck? I might just start the Temple of Kek.

wow who would have thought relying on shamans and cutting up vaginas would lead into infections and outbreaks of dangerous virus

Just broke decade 3 last month.

Well I suppose technically it's decade 4.

Bumping!

Kek works in mysterious ways.

All heil Kek, the creator and the destroyer, the beginning and the end.

Anyone have pics of the altars we used to make for Ebola-chan?

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Oh good.

Does anyone else remember when gets were great?

We need to make gets great again!

Make
All
Gets
Great
Again

STICKY THIS THREAD

You must refresh your shrines and create more dank OC for the second coming.

PRAISE KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck off kike

Note the filename, faggot.

6000000

yes

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Checked.

RIP Africa tbh

Congratulations, Ebola-chan.

those fucks don't know what they are messing with

Checked.
Between this and the dam in Zimbabwe occupied Rhodesia, Africa is gonna have a bad time.

Ebola-chan has returned to spread her love to 6 million more niggers!

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
VISIT BURGERLAND AGAIN, EBOLA-CHAN!

What's going on with it?

Considering that the niggers kicked out the whites - the people who actually knew how to run shit - some 40 years ago, the dam is not being kept up, so it's most likely going to collapse and flood a large area of Africa, killing millions and altering the ecosystem. That's niggers for ya.

archive.is/y0Oo8

The lugenpresse just can't handle the meme-magic.

please let kek will it!!

35 minutes

Other thread is a little tired, I will CAP and add here.

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meme magick confirmed. Again.

Checked!

Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh, it's magick.

You knooooooooow.

Ebola Chan will make the the bloooood Floooooow

The best part is they were given untold millions to help fix it, and niggers nigged it all for nigger shit instead.

Huff Po confirmed for best goys.
Not impervious to the will of KEK.

No. The best part is dead niggers and the fact that it Ebola can make it to Israel.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww here it goes!

Then they blamed whitey, but not before asking for more help. They are so predictable.

RHODESIANS NEVER DIE
Let's meme this into existence.
CRASHING THIS DAM, WITH NO SURVIVORS!

Daily fucking reminder that colonialism was the best thing to happen to sub-sahara africa

Don't use Vivian for your shit.

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THATS THE POWER OF LOVE

Lot of synchronicity today.

PRAISE KEK

Ebola Chan will make the heebs pay for their interference in her lands

thisissierraleone.com/sierra-leone-parliament-the-al-aqsa-of-africa/

The jew fears Ebola Chan

israelmatzav.blogspot.com/2014/10/yaalon-hell-ill-expose-my-troops-to.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2014/10/03/israel-to-the-u-s-no-we-wont-be-sending-personnel-to-africa-to-fight-ebola/

timesofisrael.com/israel-rejects-us-request-on-ebola-relief-in-africa/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

AHAHAHAHA

PRAISE BE TO KEK!

Dubs confirm.

Nice choice in cheap beer.

Nice choice in repeating digits.

6 followed by 6 zeros in a highly ritualized bit of meme magic is exceptionally powerful.

But you havent seen anything yet. The spell tha was just cast means ebola chan is goin to israel.

Nice choice in repeating digits.

You too!

Sorry, on phone, only pic like it I had

5gorrilion get already in effect

I lovey out evola chan

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*********

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

No, there are adult niggers…
:^)

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>>6000000 >>6000000 >>6000000
>>6000000 >>6000000 >>6000000
>>6000000 >>6000000 >>6000000
>>6000000 >>6000000 >>6000000
>>6000000 >>6000000 >>6000000
>>6000000 >>6000000 >>6000000
>>6000000 >>6000000 >>6000000

32 Mr.Dataminer ;^)

I'm only 20 y/o. 2014 seems like just yesterday… "Oldfag?"

turn 21 in 2 months

27, soon full wizard

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

tbh getting a girlfriend isnt hard at all man

having actual friends is harder

wew dank ebola-chan

oh Baby

(Checked)
EBOLA-CHAN IS THE ONLY FRIEND THAT WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU(ALIVE)!

TILL DEATH DO US PART

I love you Ebola-chan!

Praise Kek!

Meme magic is real and I am a believer!

Needs more redtext.

Only if you're a shitskin will Ebola-Chan kill you.

Daily reminder that Ebola makes Whites
GROW
STRONGER
EVERY
DAY

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Can we meme ebola outbreak in Brazil during Olympics?

So it's a zombie form of AIDs that keeps overtaking the host… great.

MEMED RESPONSIBLY

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she really is a semen demon.

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THANK YOU, EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK, EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU, EBOLA-CHAN!

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LEAD EBOLA-CHAN TO THE PROMISED LAND!

WE LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

Blood for the blood goddess!

Ahh, its about time she woke up! Sleepy head Ebola-Chan!

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN

The memes are alive, praise Kek.

Was Ebola summoned back just by a GET?
PRAISE KEK!

25, mr. dataminer

Das fucking it mane.

26, sadly.

LEAD US EBOLA-CHAN!

KEK MAKE THIS HAPPEN

KEK IS MAKING THIS HAPPEN

Many here are thousand-yard-stare internet vets so there are quite a few 30fags around.

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Ebola-chan is teaching the savages to stop mutilating their girls' clits

This ride just gets better and better…
Memus Magickus grant Ebola-chan newfound strength!

What the fuck guys? You're turning me into a nutcase.

…so all those sacrifaps tons of anons did powered the transition from just blood, to blood and semen carried Ebola-chan??

I'm a bit scared guys, this is getting out of control

We love you Ebola-chan! Go get those kikes!

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better shot actually

why_contain_it.jpg

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1. Kill the r-selected refugees and sluts
2. ???
3. PROFIT

those dubs don't lie

Ebolachan shall triumph over the forced meme's

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

Please make me stronger Ebola-chan

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I've been dead for about five years though

Wait til you see what happens when the avian order of death to jews start smeering ravens blood on maps of israel.

And she loves you too after getting those Trump dubs.

Truer words have never been stated.

I have made plenty of associates, but there are only a handful of men I will stand next to in the race war.

i am living proof that you need a strong father AND a strong mother figure when raising a child.

40fag checking in.

The ride never ends, but goddamn it, 2015-2016 has been the best ride for the right and me since I would fight nig nogs all day at the park then come home to watch Fraggle Rock before bed.

Kill them Ebola-Chan. Kills those fucking jews and niggers

You do now user. We're breaking bread (pixels) right now worshiping an avatar of a deadly disease, applying power and energy to her so that she may spread her love to Israel.

Today could be the day that you become your own legacy. Be well user.

Praise Kek

Your childhood sounded kinda cool. Well, niggers aren't cool but now I wanna watch Fraggle Rock.

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Yeah but it is hard to get one who is above 6/10.

(Checked)

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I didn't come here to feel, user.

At least e can take soalce that Ebola-chan loves us and that Pepe will keep us smug infront of the normalfags.

get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I love her, but I can't be with her without dying

HOW

Fucking HOW?

I thought ebola kills people so fast it burns out before it can spread. How is it possible it's still spreading & how are people STILL getting this?

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Awesome.

I love you so much, Ebola-chan!
Kill'em all!

>I have nobody to stand next to in the race war except for you guys

Checked for feels.

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I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

Because some faithful anons still give her power.
Niggers manage to make aids a serious problem without excessive assfucking. What did you expect, hygienic niggers not eating bats?

WITNESSED
PRAISE EBOLA-CHAN
PRAISE KEK

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!

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MEME MAGIC HAS BEEN PROVEN TO BE REAL
POST YRW

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GOOD LUCK, EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU, EBOLA-CHAN!

All these numbers!
She's getting stronger!

Not a get, but still nice numbers

the memetics are increasing to the point where we may no longer be able to contain it

Kek has spoken.

Let it spill over to the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end they'll beg us to save them

why contain it

TRIPPLE DUBS
HAIL KEK

WHY CONTAIN IT?
H
Y

==C
O
N
T
A
I
N

I
T
?

Why contain it? If the plebs want chaos, they shall receive chaos.

Ebola-Chan might have just become part of the dark. We dipped our toes in some ancient potent power, and people are going to die.

Lots of people (and niggers).

Painfully.

The (((Chosen))) people are about to be chosen by Ebola-Chan. By the time she's done with those dirty semites, they will be praying for raining frogs and shoving lamb's blood up their assholes to avoid her sweet kisses.

WHY CONTAIN THOSE TRIPLE DUBS?

This is some dank meme

ICH LIEBE DICH EBOLA CHAN

We have passed the memetic threshold. No more tears, only keks and smugs now.

Btw even niggers have been memeing their own demise, kek

I FUCKED IT
EVEN WITH TRIPLE DUBS, I FUCKED IT

I love you Ebola-Chan!

Yes

25 by the end of the month

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I was not here for Ebola Chan. I WAS working for a company ordering supplies for and setting up Ebola outbreak hospitals in Africa.

Anyway, I went to Know Your Meme and found this, apparently written by an African reporting on Ebola Chan. It's berdy gudd.

"There is a new racist cult in Europe and America. They hate Africans and worship an ebola demoness who they call “Ebola-Chan”. They perform magical rituals in order to spread the disease and kill people. They target the area they want to infect next using blood sacrifices. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. Apparently even some Ebola doctors are part of the cult and instead of treating the disease are deliberately spreading it. I even heard rumour that they eat the heart of victims because they think it grants magical protection though I don’t know if that’s true."

Trips confirm the Cult of Ebola-chan is going to spread throughout Europe and America against the Third World.

The Third World needs loving too!

I cum in the sink.

You sure it was written by an african? I remember we had a bunch of guys making articles on the Internet for shits and giggles

bump

What was the name of that forum again? The one with the Kenyan freaking out against the cultists? That was a hilarious read.

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defacto get to me 60000000

Ah shit, we didn't do archives back then. General searching for it on Google isn't giving me any results too.

Looks like the kikes are going to regret pretending any of their 6 million ever got gassed.

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

26 today

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

I'll look again.

happy dubs birthday, user!

If you use a single instance of Heqet to represent Kek, your meme magic will be grounded for all eternity, so be careful and actually do your damn research.

Nope. Not sure at all. Know Your Meme could have been trolled.

nairaland.com/1906849/white-demon-worshippers-trying-spread#26369908

Found the forum!

Gawd awmighty!

Which one of you fags did this?

(Wonderful work, by the way)

Good luck Ebola-Chan
We love you Ebola-Chan
Have a safe trip to Israel Ebola-Chan

26, underage faggots who are aware of chans are usually on cuckchan. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if the ones who are 30+yo on cuckchan are all agents monitoring the users.

Listen to this.

Uh, Holla Forums… it's coming back to Egypt again.

Thank you!

Once we have tapped into the power of kek, our memes have greater power. Since we now meme kek and ebola, the power is more then doubled and the effects are stronger.

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN! GET THOSE KIKES!

You're welcome!

Check this out too.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babalú-Ayé

I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN

I miss >>>/ebola/

save us, ebola-cahn

I love how we do these things almost naturally, and then find that what we do matches perfectly with gods and higher powers. So assuming ebola makes us stronger is actually feeding even more meme magic, it feels great to be such a magician.

Praise the Black Sun.
Good luck Ebola Chan.
We love you Ebola Chan.
Flap those little wings Ebola Chan.

Maintain humanity below 500 000 000 in perpetual balance with nature.

18 lol

I came during the first exodous. halfchan was full of faggots.

It's amazing, isn't it?

Please tell me these fuckers are LARPing the ignorant African savage meme. My fuckin' sides can't take much more of this!

This whole meme magic thing is starting to feel a lot like the descriptions of oracles in ancient times. The ancient historians would frequently write of prophecies made by oracles that were soon followed by real world happenings. It occurs to me that if I were writing a history of current events, my writings about meme magic would mirror the writings of ancient historians about prophecies. They would be eerily similar. I would be marveling at the evidence of the efficacy of meme magic, the way Herodotus frequently marveled at the evidence of the efficacy of the oracles. Were these oracles masters of meme magic? Were they determining the future as much as they were predicting it? It occurs to me that an oracle may wish events to happen a certain way, and plant an idea as a sort of virus that will help bring about that outcome.

The infected who die from Ebola don't go to heaven or hell, THEY ARE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM.

I have no idea, but it's funny. And that Babalu-Aye/Ebola-chan link might work. She even has a connection to Ancient Sumeria and Egypt. Should >>>/bmw/ be consulted on this?

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16

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this place has been getting worse too, I miss how it was back at the end of 2014

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It doesn't matter though. I never post because I have nothing to contribute. I just like to read about the happenings

22

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I migrated to 4chon before I migrated here. Now THAT is a place that's gotten worse. The site is literally dead, and its 8ch board is filled with schizophrenic spam.

Also here, since all this memetic seems to be coming to a point, I felt inspired to make a rare. Pic related.

Whoops wrong one

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I-I'm not a child r-right?

16, more or less same story as though

washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/08/idaho-pastor-shooting-suspect-arrested-outside-white-house/

Listen to

Ammit will weigh the hearts of all those who spread the love of Ebola-chan lightly.

That's exactly what I based it off of.
I didn't trace though, and made it entirely from reference.
The background image is from a few years ago, when a woman I loved gave me a pot of spaghetti, and told me to throw it in the forest.

But then how will I help purge the darkies in the coming race war?

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how did it feel to spill your spaghetti for the woman you loved?

its actually just a modified blood angels chapter insignia, because shes our little angel of blood

24

Very… Good…

That's a rather Sirius expression

Sorry but I can't help it, I'm just not good at expressing myself in social circles.

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Too many kids here though, I feel you

There is a room at the end, its warm and inviting, covered with the books of all who have passed thru it. By the fire sits a woman, take Ebola Chan and let her take you to the Scarlet Woman user. There is peace for all who love Ebola Chan there.

GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN

I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN!!!

PRAISE KEK!

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!!

Read this from Serrano?

Holy FUCK

it didn't even take 24 hours for the 6mill get to materialize.

This meme magic shit is starting to creep me out

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new meme magic video when?
new song?

MYSTERY SKULLS LYRICS
"Magic"
(feat. Nile Rodgers & Brandy)

[Climb x2:]
The spell you got on me
It's like magic
Got me feeling like I'm fallin' in love
Got me feeling like I'll never give up, oh
Got me feeling like I'll never give up on you

It's like magic
I got you feeling like you're fallin' in love
I got you feeling like you'll never give up, oh
Got you feeling like you'll never give up on–

[Chorus:]
Magic magic!
(Ooh ooh)
Magic magic!
(Ooh ooh)
Magic magic magic magic!
(Ooh ooh)

Magic magic!
(Ooh ooh)
Magic magic!
(Ooh ooh)
Magic magic magic magic!
(Ooh ooh)

It's not the way you wear your hair
Oh, you just cut down to there
Oh no

It's not the way you move your eyes
Though it took me by surprise
Oh no
(Ooh ooh)

Before this night is over
I pull your body closer
I wanna give it to you
I wanna give it back

Before this night is over
I pull your body closer

[Climb]

[Chorus x2]

Never give up, oh no
Never give up on you
Never give up, oh no
Never give up o-on you

Never give up, oh no
Never give up on you
Never give up, oh no
Never give up (oh no)
Never give on you, baby [x2]

[Climb x2]

[Chorus]

26, hair not thinning, but it’s about 50% white. It actually looks fucking great; I hope it goes solid white like Leslie Nielsen. Not that it matters; finding a true woman is impossible and I don’t have a fucking job in the first place.

….

that's rule 1 & 2.
jesus fuck.

When was the last confirmed case of ebola?

I'm a childless 30 year old. It's not that bad. I'm not a wizard, I just haven't found someone who's good wife material yet and I'm not going to settle for a pot-bellied waitress.

The rules of the internet.

Ah, I vaguely remember bits and pieces.

What a time to be alive.

WE LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN. GOOD LUCK!

Yesterday likely. It's like a bad cold that goes around the shittiest parts of Africa.

THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN
I LOVE YOU

IT WAS FORETOLD

THE DANCE OF NATARAJA HAS BEGUN

GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN

youtu.be/3NMGsRmZTFQ?t=11s

SIX MILLION MORE

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Only the oldest of oldfags know where this picture is from.

It needs to spread to the poo in the loos.

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Spreading the love of course.

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I love you, Ebola-Chan.

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What a beautiful trinity.

I LOVE YOU, EBOLA-CHAN

How the fug do they block off the water long enough to build a damn dam?

Fucking ebil white devils and their sorcery!

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it took 35 minutes

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If there's one thing I dislike about Common Filth, it's his association of these majestic animals with future cat ladies by calling them "golden retriever girls"

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN

Good luck, Ebola-chan! May you spread your love everywhere!

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EBOLA SHALL SPREAD THROUGHOUT AFRICA LIKE A WILDFIRE, 6 MILLION SUBHUMAN LIVES WILL BE LOST. PRAISE EBOLA! PRAISE EBOLA-CHAN!

I hope you realize that the memes are our collected thoughts from the dream dimension leaking into reality.
Our memes are strong because the collective unconscious agrees with Holla Forums.

Ebola is a virus that gains strength from our dreams.

>>6000000 >>6000000 >>6000000 >>6000000 >>6000000 >>6000000 >>6000000 >>6000000 >>6000000 >>6000000

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Alright, who here masterminded the synagogue collapse?

Ebola never went away
They just stopped reporting on it

It begins anew, praise the plague god

Checked and confirmed. Africa is finished.

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

would racemix with and have beautiful mulatto babbies

Don't take me wrong I'm as autistic as everyone else here.

Whats the relationship between KEK and Ebola-chan? do they constitute the same pantheon?

There's an Egyptian blood god, and strangely, celebration: Shezmu
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shezmu

There's a goddess that seems to be vaguely associated with blood, too.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sekhmet

Also of note would be picrelated, I think you'll find the first two especially relevant.

What the fuck happened tl;dr?

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I mean wtf is happening. Did Ebola break out in Africa? Cause it all seems like a set-up to me.

Did you even look at the OP, dumbass?

6m get was for ebola-chan

About a hour later ebola starts popping back up in the media.

Meme fucking magic

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LITERAL SEMEN DEMON

PRAISE KEK!

LET THE CHAOS CONTINUE!

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20

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I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.

Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.

Unite humanity with a living new language.
Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.

Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.

Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.

Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
Balance personal rights with social duties.

Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.

Be not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.

who??

Yes.

STRONGER EVERY DAY

SING! REJOICE!

I made this just for you, user.

That wasn't what I fucking meant,
see fucking pic related you fucking niggers.

What about the underage that stay only here?

PRAISE KEK!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
Man, do I live this year and all the meme magic happening.

Fixed first pic

didnt like the blue suit either

fug. last try

what does the pointing hand mean user?

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I'm not sure, I didnt make this just changed the colors cause I really liked the pic

archive.is/YCEJC

wew lad. The keep it up lefties.

Pic related.

thank you user.
Praise Kek.
Love for the Ebola-Chan.

I LOVE YOU, EBOLA-CHAN!

Anyone have the one from a hospital or doctors office? I had been without internet for 6 months at the time and had no fucking idea what was going on.

so it means "the dwarf in the flask"/homunculus?
alchemy?
fuck it, it looks cool I guess thats what counts.

24 in a few weeks

I am absolutely fucking flabbergasted at the sheer amount of MSM Ebola shitposting immediately after the 6 gorillian GET.

healio.com/infectious-disease/stds/news/online/{faaa8eb3-f22c-465b-8e0c-35bcc406fc99}/persistence-of-ebola-virus-in-semen-raises-concerns-over-resurgence

upi.com/Top_News/US/2016/05/16/House-Republicans-raise-bill-to-use-622M-in-Ebola-money-to-fight-Zika-instead/5131463428660/

We don't have the money for a Great Wall - but somehow there is 612 million of Federal dosh just laying around to give to subhumans to fight Zika? How do normies get through a single day without yelling at their computers or News?

There are more Ebola articles in the past 24 hours than there has been THIS YEAR.

The MSM has also been conscious to not include ZIKA with EBOLA by not even writing "Ebola" an any article about this disease epidemic. That has somehow been thrown out the window.

google.com/search?q=ebola&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=nws&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjN3OiC-t_MAhVDxmMKHeueBf0Q_AUIBygB#q=ebola&safe=off&tbm=nws&tbs=qdr:d

I mean, the fire was obviously started by "THE GET"

When I searched "EBOLA" for one hour, 12 hours and 24 hours immiediately after the 6 trillion, it went on for one page - starting with King Nigger's speech.

Now? PAGES. Just one day later these articles are pouring out, vaccines, Zika, travel, diplomacy articles - all mentioning EBOLA for some fucking reason - all of the sudden.

timesleader.com/news/local/543423/west-wyoming-native-to-give-address-at-misericordia-graduate-commencement

huffingtonpost.com/rob-lovelace/g7-leaders-can-help-close_b_9994210.html

brookings.edu/blogs/fixgov/posts/2016/05/16-unfamiliar-terrain-with-clinton-trump-match-west

weeklystandard.com/john-kerry-afghanistan-one-of-proudest-achievements-of-the-obama-administration/article/2002417

miami.cbslocal.com/2016/05/16/the-usda-isnt-alone-in-counting-disease-carrying-mosquitoes/

gizmag.com/vibrating-microfluidic-device-easy-blood-test/43344/

dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3593029/Manchester-United-fan-travelled-Old-Trafford-Sierra-Leone-thought-dream-gone.html

Keep denying the old gods.
Keep denying Meme Magic.
I am sure there's some jew who will give you some silver to ignore the truth.

Thank you for compiling a list of it user-kun

Her love grows stronger every day! She is going to make Israel great again!

For real, if this doesn't prove meme magic to the christfags nothing will. Our memes have done more than their dead kike on a stick ever did.

She was waiting for just the right time. Just the right time to return. And here She is!

Same here

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How oddly prophetic…

22.. started going on halfchan when I was 12. not a NEET or anything but I literally haven't skipped a day of shitposting since that first time.

Whats the likleyhood that some "refugee" will pony his way up from Sierra Leone to Europe, rape someone, and infect Europe?

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Oh fuck.

You realize that this is in Africa, right?

12/f/cali

EVERYONE LINK THE SIX MILLION GET FOR ADDED POWER

The irony! This is why you always meme responsibly.

Sigh, i guess we have to respect the traditions. Atleast it had an image.

21

Found sauce on the music.

There should be a function that removes all threads automatically once they reach 750 replies. Whats the point of it just being there if nobody can reply to it?

So anons can read it if they missed it.

28.

Did I mis read the article or did it say that it was a mis diagnosed case of ebola and actually advanced tuberculosis?

You're not fooling anyone user..

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seems we're mostly in our twenties, late teens, and early thirties
bout what I would expect

I love you ebola chan

Expect nothing. 40 plus checking in.

This is one of the last sites I can find any semblance of decent links to real news worldwide.

Two threads on this shit pinned…

If you want it for the keks then so be it, but this shit isn't real

and if course it was
"that"
vol

I don't know how to do italics but consider if you really want to follow the lead of that specific vol

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i love you ebola-chan!

stop talking to yourself nigger.

BREAKING PICTURE OF FIRST JEWISH EBOLA VICTIM

It begins

wew lads

There's no point in naming, it's the character that is used in almost all questionable vol/mod actions. The constant

THe Juden will bleed out

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

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OY VEY IT'S ANUDDA SHOAH!!!

That's called projection, friend. You're a child and so you think the rest of us are.

Maybe you should think about going back to cuckchan

There's only a handful of men I can call "friends", and even they're not loyal/trusting. I'm just as solitary as you anons, I know how you feel.
The only time where I truly had friends, I had to move away because of financial issues.

(checked)
It's quite bizarre, when I was underage b& on 4chan circa '09, fapping to TYFTT threads, I had no idea that I'd end up being a part of a death cult that promoted a deadly virus that kills nigs.

Maybe this is how dumb faggots who ended up fighting for ISIS felt when they finally got their situation into perspective.

it's too easy

yeah but everyone knows 8ch's demographics

we're all fucking white males

What have we done?

Same here brother, I miss my /new/gers more than anything, did you ever visit forechan? I don't know who runs it, but it has a /new/ I tried reviving there once, sadly noone helped

Can people stop abusing this fucking word? It's a real thing.

nice get

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Right after the get from Ebola-chan

So then, has meme-magic really become a manifestation of human faith?

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Hello newfriend

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

The caduceus is not the same as the winged sun ffs.

I love you Ebola-chan!

HERESY!

user…. YOU ARE IN THE TEMPLE OF KEK!

(inspected)
I too miss the early days among the /new/smen. The wonderful mix of serious discussion and casual funposting. The /new/ / /r9k/ dynamic is also something I miss..

Alright, how many nukes?

We could be doing much better

"I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN"

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ayy check me out fam
twitter.com/Ebola_Fan22

WE NEED TO MAKE HER WINGS BIGGER
THAT WAY, SHE CAN BECOME AIRBORNE, FOR REAL!

(observed)
Ayyy that's a marvelous idea faggot-kun
I swear to kek if we start memeing her with bigger wings then all of a sudden ebola mutates to become airborne I will seriously commit to this ebola-chan and kek worship IRL and start a temple in my town

THIS

ARISE MY SWEET ANGEL OF DEATH

It started some time ago.

The bigger question is, are we simply cheering it on, or is it of our making entirely?

I'm sure there is some solution between the two.

You're 30, childless, and post on an imageboards in your spare time. You're not a great catch.

Happening threads are actually a lot of fun. Always great to get caught up in the feeling that all your worries of the future will all be solved by a lot of people dying, and possibly you too. Probably because I have a anxiety disorder though, it's like the idea of starting anew and then getting to live a even simpler life.

How many more miracles do you need to see be performed?

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

MAY THE GLORY OF THE GODS SHINE UPON YOU

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I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

iktf

same here anons
that's why we're in an ebola death cult together :^)

Revelation 16:13-14King James Version (KJV)

13 And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.

14 For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.

Repent.

Kek will have your head, you heretical scum.

21.
And in China :D
你好同志

OHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHO

WHEREVER I AM

youtube.com/watch?v=4lRT6P8gxlI

Trump was a loser I guess.

I MUST ALSO RAPE

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

Meme magic is real

Keep dreaming, brainwashed kike tool.

youtube.com/watch?v=a_5o4WGPzqE

pastebin.com/xMQ9wAwW

For those of you who are interested in the Most High God, the Almighty, Jesus Christ.

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Wait, does Holla Forums not have an age rule? Could have sworn it did.

16

I've never visited forechan, haven't heard of it until now.

34. Married with 2 kids.

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Wow a polygamist and a pedo

Ebola + Kek = Love

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN

What does this mean for us then? Rape apes are in Western Europe and in America

Does Ebola not kill whites or is it just a meme?

Ebola chan is a chaos god

Do not make a temple.
It is a nomadic power, inherited by those who meme the hardest.

meme it yourself, don't be passive

18 for a few weeks now

52 you neet faggot

why is it "i love you ebola-chan!" instead of "good luck ebola chan!"?

Can we meme ebola chan into India now?

m8.

Two reasons:
1) Giving her your love is far stronger than just wishing her good luck
2) You can still do both. Images should kept short

Also >6000000 was "I love you Ebola-Chan"

Not necessary. Their inability to poo in the loo will leave Ebola-Chan with nothing to do. Better to prioritise resources where they are most effective.

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

Pakistan, pls.

What did I miss? India is a literal shit country filled with disgusting habits like the shitting streets and the ganges

bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-35758156

Kek

Huh ok, India is still a shit country though

4u

== I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN =

learn to redtext

DO IT FOR THE WHITE RACE, EBOLA-CHAN!!

PLEASE, TAKE MY ENERGY!!

I LOVE YOU, EBOLA-CHAN!!

22 been going to Holla Forums since first exodus, casually and infrequently browsed Holla Forums and Holla Forums since I was 12 because lol edgy. Went more often when I turned 16 though.

21 this aug

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Good luck Ebola-chan!
Evolve wings Ebola-chan!

Beat me to it.

Hate to break it to you but thinning hair ain't a thing in girls.

I feel ancient though… but I can pass for 16 still :D

TOP KEK

Have you ever seen a girl in real life?

First of all, that is incorrect.

Second,

Guys we've lost control of the meme magic

Magic goes both ways

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Oy vey!

Hell is forever.

Memes are timeless.

I read the article and with my reading comprehension I understood that they misdiagnosed a guy. They thought he might have Ebola and locals got scared, but in reality he only had tuberculosis. This thread proves how much people posting in this board don't even bother to read a paragraph from an OP's article to gain an understanding. This place turned into talking about thread titles, perpetuating memes (Ebola chan) and circle jerking.

I can't believe an ebola article was published a day after/before the 6mill get! (even though it wasn't even about ebola) Its the may may magic at work right guys? Oh man it is really happening!! But of course, no one cares at all and we think we are so smart.

if anyone here thinks theyre not retarded faggots then theyre even more retarded

great video actually. Why does the aus not have an accent?

This is a casual, a filthy casual.

This faggot mocked posters here for only skimming headlines and NOT reading the meat.

He failed to see that PRESIDENT (king nigger) Obama mentioned EBOLA in a commencement speech approximately 35 minutes after the SIX MILLION GET.

This casual also failed to take into account that the interweb traffic for "Ebola" has not equaled the amount of MSM posts about Ebola the past TWO DAYS.

The MSM has been very very careful to to mention Ebola in any ZIKA article so far this year, until the past two days - NOW they can't stop including them in the same articles.

It's easy to check to without info graphics. JEWGLE 1 hour, 12 hours, 24 hours, Week, Month and Year - basic shit to see the meme power boost.

8 hours previous to the get medical science journals started releasing the first studies of dormant Ebola found in the semen of survivors after the first peer reviewed studies were completed.

So, to conclude, in your "tone", lurk moar and learn to read. Faggot.

PRAISE KEK

she's back!!

ebola-chan gives whites superpower!!
you… are white, aren't you?

Yeah ok, that's what I thought but I was thinking maybe I mis read it as nobody else in the thread seemed to mention it. Sometimes I feel like I'm retarded until I see how stupid other people can be.

"I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!"

Hello Same Fag

How nice of you to conveniently ignore accurate and relevant information (because it can't be disputed).

See here

Keep being pleb.

What's the best way to spread ebola to the migrants invading Europe?

Find an infected
Dress them up as a 3d loli
Walk them around migrant centers
?????
Prophet

This is best idea.

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17 today.

Happy birthday!

THIS JUST IN
EBOLA TRANSMITS THROUGH BREASTFEEDING
NIGLETS BTFO

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3595705/Ebola-passed-breastfeeding-adding-weight-fears-deadly-virus-lurk-bodily-fluids-survivors-months.html

You whipper-snappers makin' me proud! Carry the torch into a new era.

The meme magic is real.

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

It's not though. You could at least take the time to learn what the eternal fires of hell are… I'm assuming of course that you are a Christian defending your shitty religion, but if you are not a Christian then please don't do that.

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Keep it coming. You're making my data so hard right now.

How do I make an ebola chan sacrifice?

Do I just let my blood drop on my ebola chan altar?

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN

Not to rain on your parade, but Ebola chan just isn't effective enough.

We need a steam roller industrial strength version like those plagues in the Bible where its like a disease tsunami in all directions killing every one in its path.

Why would "we" "need" something like this?

Plague-Chan?
Black Death-Chan?
Spanish Flu-Chan?

Anyways we have some good meme magic going for Ebola-Chan at the moment so we probably shouldn't try to fuck it up.

When she comes of age and a suitable mate is found, she will reproduce.

Her offspring will be strong.

Don't you realize?

Ebola persists nine months in semen. Nine month gestation. We're about to see her offspring very, very soon.

This article: Published: 18:00 EST, 17 May 2016 | Updated: 22:29 EST, 17 May 2016

Are you content with being BTFO completely, or is your body ready for more happenings? Stay tuned for tomorrow and the day after to have your face rubbed in the reality of the MEME reality you fucking faggots.

These are the faggots in question:

PRAISE KEK
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

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49 tbqh fam

You know how the eldar gods from 40k were basically just fictional characters that gained enough power to break into reality?

Ebola chan is just like that, as she gets more meme power, her influence also increases.

ELEGANT
BRILLIANT
OMNIPRESENT
LOVING
AMAZING

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

I love you Ebola Chan

last century 1954 model here

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I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

I love you Ebola-Chan
Kill all the niggers Ebola-Chan

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double dubs
KEK SPEAKS

guess all our memeing will allow our gods to break into this reality

LMAO!

*KILL THEM ALL, EBOLA-CHAN!*

Thy dubs hast been check'd.

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How does nearly a 70 year old figure out how a computer works, and then manage to find here instead of bingo websites?

Thought it might be ebola chan but she is only 40 years old

ebola chan is literally 1 year old

uhm….. guys……..

Aren't all people (closely related species) Anthropoidaea?

lol embarassing
data so small
you couldn't please any woman with that tiny data

Few things please feminists more than laughably small sample sizes.

I may be missing something but the screen cap of the article says that the woman was later diagnosed with tuberculosis, not ebola. Am I retarded, or did everyone get this excited over fucking nothing

Because before you were born some of us were taking college computer classes. Which didn't mean we were learning to use excel or word it meant we had to write our own programs.

43 here

{{{Tuberculosis}}} is a codeword for "do not feed the mememagics".

N-nineteen today.

16

Ask an user in Liberia anything.

It's not the size of your sample that matters, it's how you plot your curve.

how does it feel to be a sandnigger about to be banned?

feels ok

test

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Pretty sure underageb& is only on 4chan

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and boards marked nsfw here.

I can appreciate the niggers on fire but you're shitting up the place.

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does any1 else remember this? i honestly dont even remember what disease this was about but it hit around the same time.

He's right though, except it's SFW boards that are marked as such, everything else is NSFW and illegal to read under the age of 18 or whatever the legal age to view adult materials is in your region.

The only SFW boards in the top 10 are Holla Forums and Holla Forums.

hehehe

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN

A new form of pozz

Holy shit, meme magic exists

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN

Hotwheels said it himself that he doesn't care, newfag

Data mine as fuck.

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I am convinced that 8ch server are located in the 5th dimension where light beings respond to our memetic prayer and make things real

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That's Marburg-chan. Ebola-chan's onee-san.

According to the data provided, ~17% of people here are under 18.

thats it. wow that took a long time to get a response.

i was there for her creation. saved most pictures. and some prototypes.

What was the 6000000 get?

I helped with the creation of her imouto, Lloviu. My first drawing here , later suggested Akari Akaza buns for her viral stems.

Take a wild guess,,,

Ebola goes to Israel?

Might any of you have an archive of that GET thread?

Nice digits guys.

30+ isn't awful btw.

Turns out I saved it manually but didn't use archive.is

Oops

Pic of ebola-chan and the poster saying I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

Shame about the archive.

then maybe you'll appreciate these.

No need to. I was an /ebola/ diehard for two long years.

Raiden?

Thanks user

Yes, it is. Both of my grandmothers and my mom have thinning hair. Not at the same rate as my father but still noticeable.

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

Estrogen functions as a hairgrowth stimulant. During and after the menopause women's estrogen levels lower, so they may lose hair. Especially if they have relatively high levels of testosterone.
Estrogen pills would probably be sold as a miracle cure for hair growth, if it didn't also give you tits and fuck up your brain.

Quick reminder, she's in the breast milk now.

So. Ebola-Chan is in semen.
NOW she is in breast milk.

The cuckservatives want to dump money earmarked for Zika into Ebola - and now these two diseases are mentioned together in every single article I have read in the past 3-4 days.

I can't wait to see what KEK cooks up next

Nah, couldn't be

Could it?

Just for the sake of completeness

Out of 100 unique posters, the probabilities of the poster's age are as follows

97% chance they are over the age of 10
82% chance they're over 18
53% chance they're over 25
30% chance they're over 30
13% chance they're over 35
4% chance they're over 40
0.1% chance they're over 50
0.0000083% chance they're over 69

And just for the sake of autism

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/70170730/

Distribution is a little wanky because it expects some people to be less than zero.

Mean age is largely the same as here with a positive skew. People mostly claim to be in their mid twenties.

we win. you lose. cumskin

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interesting…