You go to the gay club and this guy slaps your ass

You go to the gay club and this guy slaps your ass.

what do?

All sorts of nasty shit.

50 dead.

i tell it to fuck off then go about my business

Tell him if he wants to fuck my ass that he can do it whenever and wherever.

Ask him for a drink

and another and another and when you are well wasted

You tell him your going home. when he whines that he bought you all those drinks and you owe him

You just say "just because you bought me drinks doesn't mean I owe you anything, I didnt' force you to"

Then you go to the nearest hetero bar and you have an AWESOME conversation peice to tell the nearest hottie how you scammed a gay guy out of drinks. She will understand cause she does it to hetero guys all the time and chances are you will fuck her.

Is that so hard, you btards?

Seriously has anyone here lost their virginity or is everyone pretending to have done so simply being ironic?

tell her that she should stop drinking the koolaid and then come back

I ended up in 2 gay bars. But i didnt' know it until 1. Went to the bathroom and caught someone's laser beams staring at my dick
and two. long story. leather Masked men upstairs in a cage.
Both times I left immediately. As it was too weird for me.
But i regret it, because both times i was hit on. And i should have used them for drinks.

Ah, that was why you didn't lose your virginity, not swindling the gays!

The bastards!

dude, I have fucked more girls than you ever will

But fuck….don't take my word for it

let me see

Here's my latest bitch. Im 46, she's 23

but hey. Im a virgin, right? LOL

fucking loser

Enjoy that case of nigger AIDS

You probably will die without proof otherwise, you ancient bastard.

Seriously don't be a cunt and bum drinks unless it's a party harder who enjoys buying them or someone cash rich that enjoys your company. Leave that shit to the hoes.

Forgot your name pal.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF—

she's actually clean

But hey, i fuck all races

White, asian, latino, black. i live in the caribbean

take your white racist agenda elsewhere. it's pussy.

If you don't get that. I can understand why you use your hand on your dick more than sticking it in real pussy.

It's okay, keep telling yourself your superior.

Oh no, i have pics

Lots and lots. LOL.

That's the great thing about camera phones.

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It's actually a mentally challenged (genderfluid) woman.

turn 360 degrees and walk out

Would bang no matter the sex

btw I'm straight

I'm pretty sure thats a girl.

Containment. Board. Now. ffs

>>>Holla Forums

Can i kill him?

Get his girly fucking Peter Pan personality to fuck with an actual feminine british girl like Wendy.

Fuck you Peter stop being gay you bloody fucking pedo homo. I know you're 125 years old you sick fuck.

That's the gayest girl I've ever seen.

Yes, she's a girl.
Yes, the freckles are fake.
Yes, she's a tumblrtard.
Yes, she looks like Moises Arias in real life.


underrated

Grab his waist and put my hands on his butt, then push him to the closest wall, lift his legs up and fuck the fucking shit out of that faggot

accept the fact and realize im in a gay club, like wtf do i expect.

I would fuck her if she had a masculine pussy

Damn she black.

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Send him my furry porn in a flash drive he pays for, then leave. I don't want to date Mr. I'm Ugly On Both The Inside And Outside