You go to the gay club and this guy slaps your ass

You go to the gay club and this guy slaps your ass.

what do?

All sorts of nasty shit.

50 dead.

i tell it to fuck off then go about my business

Tell him if he wants to fuck my ass that he can do it whenever and wherever.

Ask him for a drink

and another and another and when you are well wasted

You tell him your going home. when he whines that he bought you all those drinks and you owe him

You just say "just because you bought me drinks doesn't mean I owe you anything, I didnt' force you to"

Then you go to the nearest hetero bar and you have an AWESOME conversation peice to tell the nearest hottie how you scammed a gay guy out of drinks. She will understand cause she does it to hetero guys all the time and chances are you will fuck her.

Is that so hard, you btards?

Seriously has anyone here lost their virginity or is everyone pretending to have done so simply being ironic?

tell her that she should stop drinking the koolaid and then come back

I ended up in 2 gay bars. But i didnt' know it until 1. Went to the bathroom and caught someone's laser beams staring at my dick
and two. long story. leather Masked men upstairs in a cage.
Both times I left immediately. As it was too weird for me.
But i regret it, because both times i was hit on. And i should have used them for drinks.

Ah, that was why you didn't lose your virginity, not swindling the gays!

The bastards!