Codemonkey Fix your Shit #4 Codemonkey Chimp Edition

Previously on CMFYS

THE BOARD /HEBE/ HAS BEEN NUKED
>onion posting not working oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/
>16chan TOR works sixteen7iuqazme7.onion/
>>>/islamicstate/ is owned by ISIS

16chan.nl/


What should Codemonkey, Jim, Josh & Moderators do?
poal.me/lr6ak6

chan poal.me/klw123
OS poal.me/83m6iu

Season 1:
0 archive.is/Jg6IO
1 archive.is/c45aW
2 archive.is/5tI1J
3 archive.is/dmyKZ
4 archive.is/N5IgL
5 archive.is/eVBpG
6 archive.is/HJv62
7 archive.is/M5mrM
8 archive.is/3NQM5
9 archive.is/AaTUR
10 archive.is/BZLlF
11 archive.is/AvTsZ
100 archive.is/OFWKI
13 archive.is/gHkfO
14 archive.is/4bn7u
15 archive.is/lCeqO
16 archive.is/kH4hA
17 archive.is/PJOxM
18 archive.is/FclM3
19 archive.is/GBvuA
20 archive.is/azrPd
21 archive.is/YQaUh

Season 2:
1 8ch.net/tech/res/592514.html
2 8ch.net/tech/res/593508.html
3 8ch.net/tech/res/595560.html


Open source software is nice.
-Jim

AGPL or Die
-Josh

Other urls found in this thread:

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/Virgin_Killer.jpg
16chan.nl/
16chan.nl/next/
16chan.nl/tech/
16chan.nl/test/
8ch.net/log.php?page=1&board=hebe
mizukiirc.moe/file/files/jim.htm
youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
archive.is/Z5Qii
16chan.nl/b/thread/296
git.jaw.sh/infinity-next/infinity-next
encyclopediadramatica.se/Ichverbot
16chan.nl/next/thread/1225
sixteen7iuqazme7.onion/
sixteen7iuqazme7.onion/overboard.html
endchan5doxvprs5.onion/overboard/
8ch.vichandcxw4gm3wy.onion/*/
ucavviu7wl6azuw7.onion/ukko.html
8ch.net/lorenzolog.txt
archive.is/YQaUh#40%
8ch.net/fringe/index.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

you had one job fam

good

Glorious

this tbh fam

And here I was considering 8mb ridiculously large amount of storage


If this has been done due to a change in US obscenity law to not lose hosting in the freest jurisdiction currently available on earth then it's understandable. Is this the case?

Does the EFF have a hotline for such matters? I'd imagine they'd have a dozen eager lawyers foaming at the mouth when it comes to explaining or defending what the current state of legal free speech is on the internet. 8ch is at the bleeding edge by allowing discussion of the holohoax and will be seen as such by future historians. Is Jim an EFF member?

And I have to say it's rather disappointing to see this site ban images of nude children while Wikipedia hosts and displays it proudly:

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/Virgin_Killer.jpg

Jim and Jimbo have much in common being internet pornographers.

>>>/sudo/
We don't need an eternal meta thread here.

8ch.pl has 60MB filesize limit
endchan.xyz has a 350MB filesize limit

Yeah, that wouldn't last if they actually got traffic.

It doesn't matter, the BO encourages meta shit discussion because he's a cancerous faggot

Josh is just going to pull the rug out from under you guys the moment he gets the chance because you hurt his poor feefees.

Who exactly is "exodusing" to 16? They have the same stance on CP as 8 does.

That said, I honestly wouldn't mind. Holla Forums has had stupid problems since the beginning of time and been stuck in place for months or more, I want to see them fixed and new features added and old features improved but I don't see that happening. The errors being fixed is amazing of course, but I feel that as soon as they got fixed Holla Forums was immediately back in the pit of stagnation. I asked on the Holla Forums QA thread whether codemonkey would be doing any frontend work or fixing the bugs with it, and he just ignored it and kept answering meme questions.

Josh has been doing work practically every day and being extremely open about the development ever since people started finding out about 16chan, you'd think that it wouldn't be so hard to do here.

Being ignored is significantly worse than being told "no."

w-what did I do wrong?


/HEBE/ NUKED, PEDOSHITS BTFO


fuck off pedo

I know but 8ch.pl has errors worse then 8ch.net and if there were more users it would be worse. endchan.xyz is a uncertain place.

16chan.nl is the logical future migration for chan users. 16chan.nl/

16chan is better than Holla Forums in every way and is the logical step.
2chan to 4chan to Holla Forums to 16chan.


don't be a cuck and stay in the past.

go to bed josh

It's still 2slow to use as a main imageboard.

So, apparently Hotwheels leaked the database and the application key at different times, leading to /egy/ BO password being cracked?

Jim got memed on hard and left within 10 minutes or so last thread

So what's the stance on BOs that make their board effectively unuseable like what happen to /wx/?

what do you mean by worse errors?

I am not Josh

RON
GET RID OF THIS FUCKING CANCER Holla Forums MOD IMMEDIATELY

Wow, that's pretty bad.

ask Nicole

Who do you think put it there?

I don't know tbh, just ask in the sticky.

Holla Forums is old and dying just like the cripple, a new Migration is happening to a new better chan built on Infinity Next, 16chan has better features plus freedom, under the AGPL license it is free as in freedom and no datamining, no IP leaks and no third party spying.
16chan.nl/
16chan.nl/next/
16chan.nl/tech/
16chan.nl/test/

BON VOYAGE SITE GOBLIN

good, fuck those faggots.

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Didn't Infinity get caught capturing all IP addresses, even the ones that just viewed images?

So it's like moore's law but instead of computers getting faster it's imageboards getting more shitty while everyone pretends they're getting better.
Lets hope it turns out to be bullshit just like moore's law.

8ch.net/log.php?page=1&board=hebe

It was Potion or someone with access to that account who has nuked /hebe/. This is technically against the rules.

Even I think that these threads are cancer now.

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Can someone explain this to me?
So far as I can tell it's O(n) where n is number of pixels in an image.

Same here tbqh

It has a quadratic complexity if you take the "intuitive" size of the image as n.

But the complexity is not actually the problem. I think it's what people latch onto because so many people have at least a vague idea of what it is. Complexity is an issue if n is larger in production than it was during testing. But the captchas are all the same size, so that's not what's going on here. A quadratic complexity doesn't mean that a program is actually slow, only that it slows at a faster rate than programs with a lower complexity as the size of the task increases.

The problem is that it's using PHP's sin sequentially on every pixel. There are libraries for manipulating images that are much more efficient than doing this manually in a scripting language. I expect they have the same complexity (maybe not), but they solve the problem.

I've explained this before in of these threads.
You can't scale the number pixels linearly, because the number of pixels is already a function of the image dimensions.

Holla Forums logs IPs on pageviews.

Remember the leaked IPs? Remember the guy is a lolcow? Remember that the guy does drugs because he's a fucking wreck?
Exodus my ass, shills should kill themselves.

Most websites do that. Holla Forums does it for 24 hours, according to its privacy policy, although there have been a few incidents where Hotwheels manually copied data from the log to keep a permanent record.

Next's problem was publicly exposing it so it was accessible to everyone.

Wikipedia is an encyclopedia. You linked to a fucking music album cover.

Your "free speech", on the other hand, is perpetrated solely on the basis that it's not outright illegal. You have no other redeeming qualities, you're human scum creating a market demand for physical abuse.

What? Pedos exist regardless of whether they're allowed or not.

just pulled that out of your ass, didn't you

You may be thinking of >>>/ips/ which was allowed to harvest addresses of firefox users for months.

Best part is that Josh will only let them have text boards

Won't let them post pedoscum images on Holla Forums

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Loli is allowed you dumbfuck.

16chan.nl is god-tier


I made this thread


CUCKMONKEY

You can find proof in the previous threads if you really want.

They do it "for the statistics" in the board list.

Also this

So the hebephile scum have finally been purged. What's next? Can we get rid of all the animal rape stuff on /zoo/ also?

And after that lets get rid of people who are sexist to women.

And all the people who disagree with feminism

Yes! This site needs to be safe space for women!

We did get Jim coming in for 10 minutes last thread, getting memed on, and promptly tucking his pig tail between his legs and leaving.
So at least there's that comedy aspect.

a site without 502s

Keep going mang, everyone back on /monster/ is loving your salt.

Because the opinion of a bunch of delusional furries matters to anyone.

Are you the same autist that tried to derail the manti thread with muhjoshposting? Fuck you, your type is even worse cancer than all the other options here.

Ftfy. Also nice use of le ebin fur maymay. Do come back though, the discussion of tropical fruit trees was a nice change of pace. Or would you rather continue to be good goy and bake your dindu muffins?

look mom I boasted it again!

Every time without fail.

stay mad retard.

But think of the dryads shill-chan! Mango and guava and orange oh my! You can't grow these plant qts with molten salt! You like your oranges, right?

You seem to be projecting so hard that you legitimately can't see it's you who is visibly upset.

Only redditors get mad at smug anime girls.

Use it more and shill for it less, trying to get a migration going with this level of activity is useless.

t. 16/tech/ owner

It's time to stop posting.

you know, it'd be less typing to sign your post with your actual capcode

test

That's why most of us already migrated to mchan and [you don't need to know]chan.

Bon voyage, pedo.

For someone who "already migrated", you sure seem to be keeping up with threads on Holla Forums.

I'm glad most of you nescient fucktards can't fathom the concept of someone using a web browser with more than one tab.

serious fucking business.

pedantic content reported

Jim's IP block, will update again soon.

mizukiirc.moe/file/files/jim.htm

Jim's son Ron will soon be released fron the juvenile offenders' facility.

No it's not, I'm getting fucking sick of constant squealing on boards for exoduses, and to a site hosted by someone hated by the majority of the site. I thought this was done and over with when Lowcard and Holla Forums volunteers' exodus shat up its own back.

Traffic on this board has gone down a bit. There's probably a good chance it was the tor users.

Give us back our freedoms, Jim.

When one site has unworkable code that constantly breaks, and the other is currently working well with constant feature updates

There's a reason people are talking about it

The site's also been on the up and up on the software end since Alacrity was deployed, this site was in far, far worse straits a month or two ago. I recall Holla Forums being totally unusable because of how bad things were choking, both due to server catastrophes and that force-post-through "hotwheels fix your shit" javascript.

I have no interest whatsoever in migrating to 16chan due to Josh and this site working well enough.

The entire site hates him because hotwheels forced migrations, and then lied about how badly he fucked up, considering it was hotwheels captcha that was the resource hog.
It's a pretty raw deal.

Then don't. Others are enjoying the software and are considering moving.
No one cares about your opinion.
They have a lot to look forward to if active development continues. The best you have to look forward to is a shittier version of vichan's overboard feature.

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Well that settles it.
RON IS MAKING Holla Forums GREAT AGAIN
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL, A GREAT WALL, AND DEPORT ALL THE PEDOS

Go back to 1993 faggot. Actually, seeing the rest of your post, report to the nearest gas chamber.


Is he intentionally trying to sabotage the site? Being expected to do his one fucking job and answer some questions instead of sitting in IRC and popping pills all day must have been sooo hard on him.

fucking bullshit keyboard I pressed h BEFORE a fucking chink engineering

well you're still fucking here so you must like piss in your mouth too faggot

I recall at least one or two of the attempted migrations for Holla Forums being entirely Josh's fault, one being something he did at the behest of a Holla Forums goer who was obviously messing him and which he knew beforehand had no chance of working.

As for features I don't give a rat's ass, I've never known or cared about what an overboard even was until people brought it up as a must-have thing. Hell, I've never even touched half the things in the Options panel that weren't filters or to change an obnoxious CSS to Yotsuba B or Dark. So long as posting works I'm hunky-dory.

Bon voyage site goblin

The userbase problems I chalk up to election season, I remember things being similarly bad on 4chan around 2012.

My job is done, user.
I made Aux look like a facebooking redditor and now everytime someone even mentions Infinity Next they'll be banned for being the boogeyman.
Also, like clockwork, the autists shit up the manticore thread in search of their boogeyman.
I'm sure I can get them to start shitting up other threads another day when I get bored.
But it's sort of boring when Aux isn't feeling dread because he has no power to ban someone, or delete opinions.

Actually it was hotwheels fault, at the root of it.
His captcha was the resource hog, a bunch of new IP addresses, and thus new captchas needing generated, made the site lock up.

youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

Let me post your victory song.

The only person you managed to make look like a redditor is yourself. We don't mind infinity never memes, we just don't like jewsh or his microchode leeches shilling shit where it don't belong. Brings stupid drama where ever it touches. However you are a good source of laughs though.

I wasn't the one posting facebook images or hotpocketing.
The greatest source of laughs was making a redditor who relies on permabans to feel power give up, honestly.

A person who won wouldn't of complain as much as you do sensitive jewsh warrior.

You're donezo fampai. Raped into a pulp and the remains turned into fruit jewsh. Mind break might be a terrible fetish, but this does feel good to indulge in.

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There's no complaints coming from me. You're the one who came to this board with a thinly-veiled complaints about the posting, where hotpocketing was being called out.
Masquerading the discussion as entertainment doesn't change the fact that you're here referencing it.

Indeed, another person called you out for shitting up a thread to find the boogeyman. It sounds like you were a little asshurt that your hotpocketting redditor got called out, or you wouldn't have, and just ignored it.

The primary problem with you is the mental illness Hotwheels encouraged, that there's a shill behind every post.

Practice what you preach jewsh.


you would totally know about that since you made kiwifarms and get laughed at by ED.

I'm bored. Prove how pathetic you are by replying to me.

The only delusions of persecution that exist are from autists like you, who believe they're being persecuted by 'shills,' namely 'jewsh.'

Keep talking about muh ox some more.

it really helps your case.

A hotpocketeer who gives up after about 10 permabans, because he started feeling ill due to his his internet forum moderator powers not working, isn't much to talk about.

I just want people to post on 16chan. All this drama is cancer.

Posting on one doesn't exclude you from posting on the other.

71 user ID's telling you that you're autistic and the community there outright rejecting you should say something.

I don't recall a plea for acceptance.

You made a boogeyman and started shitting up one of the threads on the board to to look for it. I guarantee if I was bored enough I could turn the ultimately self-destructive delusions of persecution into you shitting up multiple threads by yourselves.

Now fuck off, and go whine about the 'shills' and 'Jewsh' on your own board.

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The problem with 16chan lies both in Josh's affiliation (wrong or not most of the site's userbase hates him and that's far too deep-rooted at this point to regress without a friggin miracle) and that the primary people pushing for activity there are calling for exoduses (as in totally forsaking the site) here, all in all amounting to attempts to both uproot people from a place they consider their home and to redirect them to a place run by somebody they loathe.

Trying to funnel 8ch activity to 16chan is wasted effort, honestly.

Lmao kid. Fucking lmao. No one is to blame for that except you.

Exactly. Now you're getting it.

But he said 16chan doesn't. So he's a lying faggot. Why should anyone trust Josh McFaggot anymore than cuckwheels?

what the fuck is going on here

Real funny, josh!

This board isn't your designated shitting street, now fuck off.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, JOSH. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MANGOES.

In the Philippines, everything has either Pineapple or Mango flavoring in it. Even at Pizza Hut, the sauce has a really sweet pineapple tang instead of that basil and tomato Italian style sauce.

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That's what I'm told my dick tastes like. Want to try it?

Codemonkey abandoned these threads, didn't he?

Welcome to five threads ago.
>>>/sudo/

These threads have 100x the activity of that board.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THERE'S CP ON THE FRONT FUCKING PAGE OF THAT BOARD TOO

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This is why he should be in these threads still instead of yet another meta board that will be dead soon.

Keep is simple. Keep it centralized.

No. The current 8ch administration just doesn't care about free speech the way Hotwheels did at one point.

That's impossible, user. Jim globally banned all the IP ranges that were making fun of him posting CP spam.

So how long until Holla Forums dies? It seems inevitable at this point. The admins don't care to fix tor, they globally ban people from every board for shitposting on one board(those bans are still in effect, and still happening)

Posting through http is broken, so lots of proxies don't work. My VPN IPs are being globally banned left and right, so I imagine the more popular ones are completely unusable. The site staff fails to acknowledge questions and they act shady as fuck. This software has been shit for a long time, and there are better alternatives but there is no chance they get put to use here. Hotwheels abandoned us because he is being an emo fucking pussy. What is there to look forward to with this site? Getting back features that matter much less than preserving anonymity and freedom?

KYS pedo scumbags

Holla Forums isn't going to "die". The main posters on Holla Forums and Holla Forums would literally ride a thousand cocks and walk on hot coals before abandoning BASED Hotwheels and "his" site. They'd also do that twice to avoid going to a site that Josh has any power on.

What's more likely is the smaller boards are going to start to flake. They'll move over to an Endchan or 16chan where admins would bend over backwards to accommodate. Holla Forums is going to go from "mostly pedophiles, gamergate, and neo-nazis" to "entirely pedophiles, gamergate, and neo-nazis". Hell, even what remains of GamerGate might move. The nazis and pedophile manchildren will not.

Go back to reddit

I cannot wait for the day josh crosses the line and we get to watch and record his perpwalk. Better yet he an heroes and the gif of that glorious moment lives on in all the chans for INFINITY.

Your brain is wired wrong, this is a bad post and you should feel bad, kys scumbag

Pedophile manchildren neonazis detected.

Not really. I use a free and very popular vpn and sure, some nodes have been banned because of goons/josh/int but I can always find a node that hasn't. Sounds like either you're either too lazy to click your mouse a few times or you're a liar.

are yo people serious with this shit are you just trolling?

You'd have to have a fetish for young children to tolerate some of the shitposting around here

To be honest, I don't even want people like to leave. Just stay here. Stay here and call everything you don't like a token enemy. It's like Holla Forums loyalists shut off their brain and just accept whatever they're told by the ambiguous collection of staff that run this shithole.

Get out pedos. You belong with jewsh. It's over.

josh = cp

We don't want pedopics on 16chan

They're only allowed a text-only board

16chan doesn't allow any threads about children.

archive.is/Z5Qii
16chan.nl/b/thread/296

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Most of us on Holla Forums don't give a rat's ass about site drama or better boards or any other stupidity that only matters to the people crying about it and we're not so fucking stupid to think the site's still under Hotwheels' control when he sold it more than a year ago and Codemonkey's our new admin.

Your board in particular had big drama thread and Jim came to you faggots personally to "apologize" about being an incompetent faggot, and claimed he was just trying to clean up CP (wew.)

He didn't want to lose the largest board because it'd all come toppling down. There's pretty much nothing the staff can do to piss you off that hasn't been done, it's called complacency. Just be sure to buy the Ronin pass.

Mark stickying things doesn't represent the board at large (that Mark is an incompetent faggot is one of the biggest spread-around jokes of the entire board) and Jim came to us because we're consistently one of the biggest boards.


Whatever, kiddo.

The fact they bought into that fucking "o-oh user it's just cp you're not a CHILD RAPIST are you??" shit is amazing. They've been slacktivists in causes against laws like the "Protecting Children from Internet Pornographers Act", knowing full well that every time the government or administration tries to impart censorship they do it under the guise of stopping child pornography, but they don't care. Whatever doesn't make them think or do something they don't want to!

Left and right implies he is switching IPs, retard. Reading comprehension is your friend.

I've never once seen threads about that, what the fuck are you on about?

SOPA, PIPA, PCIPA. You've never heard of these? Are you brand new or something? Holla Forums about shit themselves (rightfully so!) over these laws, but didn't learn any lessons from them. Mindless cattle to be driven.

I recall SOPA threads along with TPP threads more recently but neither of the latter two you mentioned.

I know what they are, I said I'd never seen threads about them on Holla Forums you goddamn illiterate. Save your spiel about brainless slaves for somebody who cares.

so whats the difference between here and 4chan... or any other popular chan?

You can still use some vpns and some proxies until Jim finishes global banning all of them :^)

none, both 4chan and Holla Forums are totally cucked.

josh seemed to follow suit, he would still let /hebrew/s make a text chat board on his site.

It's because American CP laws are so goddamn ambiguous that there's literally no way to properly say what's legal and what isn't. I'd say to write your Congressman and try to get him to pass something to clarify it, but you won't like the results.

There is nothing but risk and headaches from hosting a /hebrew/ type board, unless you're Europol and running a honeypot

The dost standard is supposed to be more stringent than American law requires which is why hotwheels went with that. Why they are moving away from that I have no idea.

They're still using the dost test. They just have different (stricter) interpretations of it than hotwheels.

Dost isn't even a standard, but a set of arbitrary guidelines. The standard is literally "It's CP if the judge thinks it is."

Well /hebe/ seemed a little extreme, but JB and the like survived on 4chan for many many years until they cracked down on it.
some of my ban appeals on 4chin included links to some good JB

Now it's like anything remotely troubling is being shutdown and Holla Forums still has low traffic.

That was a different time, back when people largely left one another the fuck alone. The laws were still in place, but people really didn't care as much then, the tech industry wasn't as cucked, and abuse forms were just for spam.

Oh, and believe me, Moot had more than a few money troubles before 2011.

Josh really is one of those self hating pedos

16chan is a fucking joke
Josh is even more of an incompetent retard than the dud

If next is a joke, then infinity and lynxchan aren't even funny anymore.

If they really gave a shit about CP then they'd do something about the blatant CP bots (one of which is on this board as we speak) that spam every single board

He's already fostered one big community. Why not another?

next could be a good thing if someone other than josh was involved with it

theres a ton of high quality alt chans out there with small userbases, but people aren't willing to give up "muh pph"

What does that matter when you have the choice to fork it and rebase or cherry-pick from upstream?

When someone talks about 16chan here, it sounds like one of those liberals trying to talk shit about Trump.

"16chan is pretty good."
"ARE YOU SERIOUS??"

JOSH IS FUCKING A WHITE MALE

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Nice reddit meme

moot was pretty good when it came to money though, i mean he got a bunch of 4chan people to basically code all of yotsuba for free.


yeah that's another thing that is really fishy. /teen/ and /teens/ have been down for a long ass time and they won't give away the board yet /hebe/ and those pedo threads on Holla Forums were always up.

This is josh
This is what he does

You know the only thing Jim gives a shit about are advertisers.

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/next/ was his board. It was for development.

Isn't the "spam = free speech" thing Holla Forums's ordeal? Are you a goon!?!

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everyone really ate up the shit he dished out.

Man I like Josh even more now

So you are okay with him scamming $12k?

Fuck off you stockholm syndrome retards
Josh is a fuck up and so are you for trusting him AGAIN

Technically it's still there to use

No one was scammed of 12k, retard

be more delusional

THE SITE IS RIGHT THERE
YOU CAN GO VISIT IT
IT'S FREE TO DOWNLOAD

The fat fucking moron who owns this dead-end shit website can install it RIGHT NOW if he wasn't such a bumbling, schizophrenic retard.

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The go to response of Holla Forums users

do what?

oh ffs im too much of a newfag to even know wtf intl is

everything

fire

wew

I wonder who got this get.

/sp/ at 76chan

They're good sports.

Sports that only they are playing

no it wasn't stop lying you fucks spammed and still failed to steal our GET

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The post doesn't lie, user. Wade Davis it is. Ump rules it in favor of /sp/

Vichan cucks Holla Forums out of their get
Pretty appropriate

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really? I thought hotwheels held the money and paid him/bought him drugs to do work that did not get done.

when infinitynext as in development josh constantly got pissed over people pointing out legitimate UI concerns and kept citing muh backend coding muh backend coding.

do you not remember all those shenanigans that went on?

Those were all lies by hotwheels
Josh did nothing wrong
Hotwheels was the problem
Codemonkey will save us
Josh will complete Infinity Next and Holla Forums will use it or we will go to 16ch
Now that hotwheels is gone things will work since he was the problem.

Nah Josh held the money.
Hotwheels sat around playing GTA for months and didn't finish features he was assigned to do.
His two contributions to Next besides being a rubber duck for Josh to debug with were a captcha, in which he recommended an option that sine'd every pixel of the generated image sequentially, overloading the server when it was under load, and an anchor link to go to the top and bottom of the thread.
The UI complaining was all from autists who didn't understand that it would be done, just that there was more important shit to do. And yes, he was right.

The work got done. People think Holla Forums got scammed because Jim refuses to use the software under the AGPL3 license that hotwheels suggested himself. In fact, part of the deal for Hotwheel's endorsement was that Josh would change the license from MIT to AGPL3.

git.jaw.sh/infinity-next/infinity-next

Even after the project stopped being endorsed by Holla Forums and Josh opened his own board, he still commits work as AGPL3 and publishes it daily.

And the drug lie that Hotwheels put out is laughable. He said Josh was trying to get him to buy him Modafinil (which is like a pussy focus enhancement drug) because Josh wanted to work more. It's amazing he'd even try to spin something like that when so much of Holla Forums is NEET and on Adderall.

How about the pph that josh implemented that bogged down the i/o?

How about josh failing to understand the hardware he was working on which caused him to screw up the migration to infinitynext?

hotwheels may have lied, in the end that is more or less irrelevant as long as the software got complete..which it didnt.

wew you faggots are a mess

None of those things happened.
Hotwheels was a failure.
Josh was trying to help fix his problems

That had nothing to do with it, the problems migrating were primarily database issues at the beginning.
Then it was a resource hog issue, and the resource hog was Hotwheels fault.

They probably would've needed something better than the hardware they hard without document caching, but that doesn't change the fact that it was hotwheels massive resource hog that was sineing every pixel of a generated image sequentially which was the cause of 10+ second response times when they started getting new IP addresses or a bunch of people started clicking around.


/sp/ pls be good sports.
Our batter was a good sport.

I cant believe there are people here defending Josh.

The guy is completely unstable.

Say something that triggers him ?
Ask too many questions ?
He is too much of a failure to code Infinity Next ?

This guy has fucked over users on this site time and time again and you people are still defending him.

Holla Forums /sp/ the 12k from every one, dudgenes, I'm pretty sure they all cant a test to Josh's scum fuckery.

Who knows what will set this autistic fucker off next ?

No, user, that was a complexity problem that took about 100,000,000 rows and one year to manifest. If Hotwheels had done his job and investigated the issue at all at any point, he'd have seen it way before January. He had to wait until MySQL actually completely crashed and refused t start to see that it was causing problems.

1) Yes, a mistake, but one corrected in under an hour. Sometimes programmers make mistakes.
2) That didn't bog down the I/O. All original problems remained.

How about hotwheels failing to explain what the hardware actually was? Hotwheels changed the entire stack halfway through development.

Original specs: Unknown device, debian 8, mysql, nginx, hhvm.

November specs: 8 cores 8 gigs, FreeBSD, PHP7 (released in November), PostgreSQL, Nginx. No, not kidding.

Actual specs: Same as above, but 4 physical cores 4 virtual cores on an i5.

>>>/cow/

/cow/tists pls go. No one cares about how much you hate JOSHUA CONNER NEKO SHOTA HURTCORE CP NULL MOON.

They shat up /monster/ because the board owner told them to fuck off.

They went full persecution mode. You're not going to dissuade them.

and josh was stupid enough to continue to work even after all the shortcomings of hotwheels?

aren't you fags the one that keep coming back to this thread and spamming everywhere that you got "raided" when it was one autist who was just making your bo look like a hotpocketting retard who bans for stupid shit?

... The work that he was paid to do? Yes.

go back to 16chan.nl/monster

That's pretty much entirely on Hotwheels

It's right there user, under AGPL too

Got me there, he's a sperg.

i dont even post on monster, or 16chan, all i see is you faggots shitting up this thread and you getting fucking told from a solitary autist earlier because you apparently have a hard on for calling everyone shills.
now fuck off.

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Yeah, we can't trust Josh! Imagine if he went off the handle, and started banning millions of IP addresses all at once, and the site got flooded with child pornography, and ...

oh.
oh...

you have to go back to doublegood8chan.

friend, shitting up the thread after your textual ass whooping earlier about accusing everyone of being shills, and proceeding to accuse someone of shilling, isn't doing you any favors.
you're basically saying that the autist was right, and you have a persecution complex.

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8++chan is da best!

You know, speaking strictly regarding the psychology of persuasion, you're not actually making 16chan look bad.

If I go to 16chan, does that mean I can stop seeing autistic boogimen hunters that want to fuck animal people?

but this is the official 16chan thread? what are you talking about.

Its the sperg part that makes me the most skeptical. I didn't give Josh any money, and now /sp/ has a home so I can care less, so i really hate no hate towards the guy.

But go read his ED article, every community he has been involved with seemingly at one point or another he sperged out and then tried to destroy them.

I mean the fucking guy was working on Holla Forums and was complaining about being trolled.
Seriously ?

I can only imagine what would happen if his site started to run into errors and the users started to call him out on in, I dont think he would handle it properly let along COULD handle it properly, I think he is a few fries short of a happy meal.

The thing is, he worked on Infinity Next until he was told to stop. Even after Hotwheels said Josh wouldn't be involved in Holla Forums, he still kept working until he made it clear Jim wouldn't use Next at all.

The only other community of his I know about is Kiwi Farms, and they're still up and he's still running it.

What's the problem?

He's pretty open about his past if you ask him about it, he mostly puts it down to being young and retarded. The more serious shit was made up (or so he claims)

Hotwheels (while being brigaded by Holla Forums) actually asked Josh for advice on how to deal with the constant barrage of trolling fwiw

At the moment, I've been pointing out errors on his site non-stop (since there's not much else to do on the site) and all he's done is thank me and fixed them. I think now that he's free of the stress of dealing with Hotwheels and Jim, he's mellowed out a shitton.

Putting a deadline on him was always going to cause him stress.

Shit damnit. At this point I just want to go back to 4cuck but I know they're owned by le datamining nip now. But fuck, it's probably not exactly as if Jim was totally innocent in that whole debacle either. And all the alternatives are dead because everyone thinks it's stupid shilling, in spite of the fact that the entire fucking Holla Forums exodus was the result of stupid shilling. But fuck, this place is bleeding to death too. Might as well just quit imageboards altogether. Just fuck my shit up.

16chan isn't "dead" as much as it is new born.

I know this is going to sound like shilling, but if you want a new chan to succeed, you need to just dedicate yourself to it. Yes, all chans are slow as ass, but if you bookmark that shit, visit once a day, and post whenever you feel like -- even if you're just talking to yourself -- that's what gets the ball rolling. Bootstrapping a community is hard, especially if you're not migrating an existing community to it.

Like Endchan? Go post there. Right now. Open it up and make a post.
Like 16chan? Go post. Find something, somewhere, and think of something to say to it.

That's literally all it takes. Make a post, bookmark, come back tomorrow. Keep at it. If 30 people do this, you might post at the same time, and then you have a conversation.

It's that simple.

Holla Forums will be my last imageboard, I'm staying here 'till the end and after it dies that's it for me and Imageboards, I seriously don't think Holla Forums is going anywhere for awhile though, its just dramafags being dramafags

Holla Forums definitely isn't going anywhere. Neither is 4chan. It's just going to rot.

Go to a chan that supports NNTPchan. Once they iron out the protocol, it'll be the future of imageboards.

One of the features of it is that it's basically impossible for the chans to cannablize users, since they're all part of the same network.

wew

wew

Go ahead and go

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great

16chan has a 16MB limit and endchan has a 350MB limit.


encyclopediadramatica.se/Ichverbot


people are debating about Holla Forums, 16chan, pedoshits, IP datamining and file limits.

Holla Forums spams Holla Forums with every single VPN they can find until they are all banned.


Josh = god


16chan.nl is wordfiltered on Holla Forums deliberately to stop the migration.



w e w

At least you can check the source code of 16chan to make sure exactly what's happening behind the scenes. Unlike Holla Forums where Jim specifically denies AGPL because it would force him to run open source code.

N-no user! It's because it's untested! Josh is a

LOOSE CANON

It tells you about group-think. I don't make my opinions by observing the decisions of the majority and then burying my head in the sand.

8ch is shit, 4ch us worse shit, 16ch is not gonna happen, 8ch.pl is dead and run by Czaks, lainchan is SJW circlejerk, only /a/ bunker and Endchan are good options. Endchan is my first of choice. M*chan is too hot to handle for a pleb like me.

Sorry, there was a server problem. I had to reboot the posting server. I should have taken Bedchan advice and god some bigger hardware.

You should have installed Lynx software. Its superior in every respect. Good job on demoting IRCwheels, I like you a lot more because you actually post. Somehow I get the feeling that you only post when you have had a lot to drink, but whatever. I still come here for the community, I love you too.

I am just drinking tea today. That is a nice laptop. Are the passwords on the sticky? That is so convenient. Thanks to 3M.

He didn't demote the cripple, Ron did. Jim is incapable of making good decisions. Now, he's going to write proprietary Vichan code for Jim to keep paying for his pills, and he'll do a shit job at it

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top kek Jim, what a pleb.
Do you know what OS he uses?

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The two biggest pedo boards got nuked with Jim impersonating the board owners.

He also keeps using copypaste's account to do anything that he doesn't want to be linked directly to him.

This basically means public logs are pretty much useless now and that transparency is definitely not one of the priorities of Mr. Jim.

Whether you agree that the pedos boards should have been nuked or not, it doesn't change the fact that these were very dishonest actions and that they were done by one of people who are in charge of this imageboard now.

The best part is, my absolute favorite aspect of all of this, is while we do have this fat cunt shitposting all over the place, we don't actually have any increase of communication over the cripple.

With the Crip, we had rules. We knew what was allowed and what wasn't allowed. We knew how Holla Forums would have functioned ideally. Now what? What do we know? Nothing. What are the rules? Who knows! Whatever Jim wants them to be at that second.

does he know what OS he uses?

kill me

Can't raise a voice of concern at all without being called an Holla Forums goon. Hotwheels has this entire site whipped and trained like a dog.

pedoshit >>>/out/

I want to know.

Worst part is defending free speech and being called a pedo-by-association, what happened to "I don't agree with what you have to say but fight to the death over your right to say it"?
Case in point:

Good goy.

Hopefully you'll keep that same mindset when Jim goes after /bapth/, /loli/, Holla Forums and pretty much anything else that could be considered a gray area here.

And after that the only people who will remain here is him and you sucking his dick.

Absolutely does not exist. In no context. If you don't agree with BASED Hot--- BASED Jim, you are a PEDOPHILE GOON Holla Forums SHILL! >>>/oven/

Welcome to Pig Chan!

He's gonna go after everything that puts off advertisers, and make the site 4chan 2.0

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>yfw you realize Jim turned down Josh's software that he built from the ground up with the expressed intent of making Jim money simply because Jim didn't want to share the source code with the people who actually paid for it.

Jim Watkins will go down in history as the most incompetent businessman who ever lived.

How the fuck can you like someone who constantly lies, every post, and when he's not lying he's not saying anything of consequence.
Just like last thread: lying about the fact that hotwheels leaked the database and application key leading to /egy/ board owner password being cracked.
Last thread, lying about laws governing content with layer 7 protocols, as if the NNTP protocol with trusted peering makes it some sort of wild wild west.
Lying about the reason he was globally range banning a bunch of /16 blocks.

Lying about how well Next runs, and the fact that it was his little pet cripple that wrote code that dropped the fucking application down to THREE REQUESTS/SECOND UNDER LOAD.

He'll say that it's not lying, well it sure as fuck isn't telling the truth or shooting straight. Or maybe he doesn't know enough to shoot straight.

Lynx is superior to infinity, but it's still shit.

Next is actually good, too bad about the sperg.

Wish Jim would get over his licence autism and install Next on Holla Forums.

You, user?
No I don't like you. How could I?

have a couple of complementary pics

Sucking the dick of farmer Jim will really get you nowhere, friend.
Every day it feels more and more like 4chan, where admin worship despite radio silence or the inability to answer hard questions is popular.

At least the cripple could handle hard questions at one point. You could say that he used to be able to handle the banter, as well.

If only it were true. Pigfarmer dick as a means of mass transportation. Your post might have been interesting and Jim would put a few bucks into a project like that.
Instead, we get a weary diet of regurgitated bile on how by owning, financing and policing this site, Jim is destroying the shithole it is and has always been.

What the fuck does that mean?
What?
Hotwheels gave up ownership in return for free hosting on leftovers from 2channel, if he didn't want to leave the shithole that is the US and didn't have all his payment processors dump him it wouldn't have been too compelling.
Oh wow Holla Forums got new Haswell desktops with GIGABYTES IN THE TEENS. IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE'RE RUNNING ON REAL SERVERS.
You mean globally banning a bunch of "I understand your frustration posters" in a sperg rage?

This is the part that gets me. Everyone acknowledges that Jim is an unfit admin. Even Hotwheels said repeatedly in private that Jim is basically losing his grip and Ron is poising himself to take over his companies. Ron, however, is too busy to admin the site, and Hotwheels hasn't for over a year, so Jim or his pinoys are going to do it and those people are only going to do what he says.

Conversely, you have a site like 16chan, where the people agree the admin is a sperg but in a "drunk on free software memes" way not in a "ban everyone and their entire ISP from the whole fucking site for making fun of me" kind of way. But, people still think that is worse. /cow/tists will bring up his ED article for the remainder of his natural life, but I'd feed Josef Fritzl living human children if it gave me a fucking imageboard I can use and not be spied on and punished for doing so.

I just don't get it. I'm posting on 16chan at least once a day to help out and it's just a nice place. Seriously, read this thread. When was the last time 8/tech/ had a thread about FOSS software and licenses?
16chan.nl/next/thread/1225

Are you sure you aren't a markov bot?

Holla Forums won't survive though. 4chins has the traffic and large enough userbase. If we leave, this place is done for.

As far as I'm concerned, Jim doesn't even understand what benefits Next brought.
Let's take the most basic case, the json api. They're gung ho on static file caching since, but with a dynamic API that can actually use unix timestamps to serve thread updates I'd bet they'd save at the very least a few hundreds dollars on bandwidth alone every year, if not more.
That's not even getting into autists having to re-upload the same 8MB 'NORMALFAGS REEEEEE.WEBM' each and every time, for the same content, or further bandwidth optimizations that could be made.

the only sure thing in life is that being sure about anything is a mistake.
So mehbe

Has the turnip escaped?
Posting errors are back and so is lag
Cockmonkey, tie hw back up and tell your dad about the symptoms of Parkinsons.

Reminder that Codemonkey would sooner make his own software (and would if he had the time) than roll out Next or any alternative chan software >>>/sudo/502

Fine on my end

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Is he the Poettering of chans?

Now you know why the board is shit up with threads about "I made yet another imageboard."

The name of my imageboard, when I get around to it, would be named Yet Another Bikeshed To Serve Shitposts.

Saddest part is none of them get even close to as far as Josh managed to get in a shorter period of time before they give up. Lynx is still going, but hes the only 1. What ever happened to that floens faggot with his python shit?

I'm glad people who sage as downvotes are still mental defectives

Normally in a non cucked universe, people at their worst who keep it together are those that can be trusted.

You seem to lack reading comprehension because that isn't what he said at all. Nice projection.

I assume you are the same guy with reading comprehension issues from above since you completely missed the point of what that user was saying as well. Learn to comprehend what you read nigger

It wasn't a downvote, number one, and number two, it would be vichan under the hood because codemonkey has a hard on for static pages and lack of javascript, as he stated in earlier threads. Just like, surprise, the other dying website he worked on, the one that hadn't created a sanctioned mobile app until like last year.

Infinity Next is best

how cucked can you be?
- Holla Forums onion: DOWN
- end, 16, 8pl, nntp onion: UP

Holla Forums

16chan
>onion WORKING sixteen7iuqazme7.onion/

16chan.nl is god-tier

Bedserver doesn't tripfag. He posts pics. 3/10

Why do people still use these threads when /sudo/'s around? All that happens now is people sage for reasons clear only to them downvote, people complain that the software isn't another software or that people aren't en masse migrating to another site when both things don't have a snowman's chance in hell of happening, and a couple of people with trips come in to stroke their own egos. Also the usual complaining that it's so fukkin unfair guys Next would've been THE FUTURE if it weren't for KIKEWHEELS and the response of BON VOYAGE SITE GOBLIN and you see where I'm going with this.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

its like history repeats itself and nothing has changed at all.

Because the BO here is cancer and allows these threads to exist fam. As long as inflated LARP egos exist so will these threads unless they get b& but that'll never happen because they'll cry "muh free speech!"

Because here we can shitpost to our hearts content and nobody will clean it up.

Yes I'm sure it was because Codemonkey got memed on hard enough that he needs a safe space and not because /operate/ is a shithole which he doesn't own

i'm leaving this chan out of frustration. for weeks now, every time it asks for captcha before posting, i fill it, it says success, but then when i go back to post, it asks for captcha again, and again. i tried everything across multiple computers. deleting Holla Forums's cookies and site data, disabling extensions. only way to make it work is to delete all the browser history, cookies etc. that makes it ok somehow, until captcha expires of course. then it's same. no, i'm not using some meme web browser and no, i'm not from brazil.

in another news, tor onion is still down but all other alt chans have it up. "that alt chan this alt chan is joo and will reveal IP" but only chan that revealed IP is Holla Forums with that cuteboys thing and infinity-next beta (16chan has it fixed and it doesn't matter anyway because it's tor).

in another news,

at least they work and aren't 1 so i don't have to fight-or-flight panic attacks when one of then gets rekt or taken over. i guess i'll still lurk Holla Forums but i won't post because it's not like i can anyway hahahalele.
sixteen7iuqazme7.onion/overboard.html
endchan5doxvprs5.onion/overboard/
8ch.vichandcxw4gm3wy.onion/*/
ucavviu7wl6azuw7.onion/ukko.html


i posted this, ok. shotly after then i tried to post to /sudo/ the usual captcha problem. problem between different servers? captcha simple expired? i don't fucking know but now everything is captcha problem. whoah~ 3: onichna EHATEVER BYE

>>>/reddit/

MAMAZING INTELLIGENCE OF Holla Forums POSTER IN THE POST!@!!1
see word downvote => response
EBING TROL imitating PAVLOV DOG but not rly cuz POE LAW

So what is it they're using it for, then? It's certainly not off-topic posting, and not wanting the thread to bump is an exercise in futility when they're saging in the middle of an active thread.

Here's a tip, newfaggot.
If they don't want to bump the thread, then they don't have to bump the thread.
Whether it's out of politeness so as to not keep it on the front page, or whether it's to 'LE DOWNVOTE', it's really none of your fucking concern.
Maybe you should consider going back to 4chan, there they have hidden the 'downvotes' so autists like you do not get triggered.

I'd like the Holla Forums BO to add the "SAGE!" option and then CSS it so it says "DOWNVOTE!".

Maybe if I call him new and tell him to go back to 4chan he won't notice how on-edge I've become at sage being called a downvote. Nah the behavior of sage expressing displeasure long precedes it being called a downvote in reference to Reddit, but I'll be damned if it isn't a great way to rile up both the people who use it in such a way and the people who see perceived outsiders at absolutely every corner. Absolutely guaranteed replies and colon crankiness.

You should run that by the BO for real, that's great.

Seems like the only ones asshurt about these threads are /monster/ and people like the /cowtist/.
For example, on /sudo/ there's the /cowtist/ telling Codemonkey that he'll 'fill codemonkey in' on his delusions if he'll just ask, about how these threads are filled with people from a 4chan archive apparently, in reference to his favorite warosu boogeyman.
/monster/ called Holla Forums 9gaggers and Holla Forums for having these threads.

If it generates this much asshurt, just because of a little banter about the new admin and the owner, and about the fact that your crippled lord blew $12k because he couldn't call a STRAIGHT C lib, then the threads should probably stay just for the asshurt.

Also, the pure entertainment value of Jim waddling in here, saying something stupid, then leaving in 10 minutes after getting memed on for the stupid comment is the best part of these threads.

It's like whack-a-Mole.
Whack-a-Pig?

Already used to Infinity Next it seems.

/operate/ and these threads are the only place that I see anyone complain aboout being called Holla Forums or about someone called the cowtist.

Also fuck off because this board of the discussion of technology. This threads have devolved into inane meta, with no technical discussion of merit.

I'm honestly surprised you faggots even managed to find your way here

my b8 was so gr8 your faggotry gave me 3 responses

Attention Javascript Shill
Please quit sperging out here and in /sudo/. No one fucking wants 9001 scripts running, it's just software to serve text and attached media. An imageboard is almost like distributed email. It doesn't need to be weighed down with a bunch of user scripting and no one wants that. This was something Josh couldn't grasp and CM can, so please stop sperging about it.

Jim is a businessman
Josh is mentally unstable

I pick to stay with option number 1
I know that imageboards can sometimes be online mental asylums but never put a lunatic in charge of an asylum

I disagree

Josh is perfect and Jim is a hirojewki-tier dataminer.

AYO CODEMONKEY, DID YOU CHANGE THE CAPTCHA?

It looks different to usual.

not even usable yet

Literally everyone involved with imageboards is mentally unstable

Just look at hotwheels. He's a broken man now.

Go take a look at the /js folder in the infinity repo and tell this site isn't already running a shitload of scripts.

That's the tire fire captcha that is also used by Next.

It is, and most of them should go.

The interesting thing about Josh is that he's owned the kiwifar lol cow site for four years. There's been drama but it didn't matter and the site kept growing. I've seen pic related spammed on a bunch of different boards recently trying to get pa request people into sending "fake anthraxx" to Josh and his mom. He got swatted a month ago too by people who wanted kiwifar taken down. Despite this, the site stays up. Not many people are willing to tolerate that kind of abuse just to run a website.

What makes Josh crazy imo is that he's recklessly defiant and drunk on GNU/Freedom memes to the point where he doesn't value money or his own quality of life. He moved to the Philippines on a whim and turn down thousands of dollars a month in stable employment for no reason other than to keep the AGPL copyright. He's been working on Arabic and right-to-left layouts of Next for /egy/ the last two days seemingly nonstop for 14 hours a day for no stated reason other than to "protect free speech". The priority order there seems a little fucked up but to him spitting in the egyptian government's face is what matters more than anything else on his list.

In that sense he's probably the most stable host out of the ones that are up right now. I get the feeling he would get himself killed before he shut down his projects. Even in January, he kept working on Next until the chair man forced him to stop.

This is null we're talking about. Eventually he's going to take it down/ban everybody/restructure it for various reasons, or lose interest. He's been stuck in a cycle of behavior for years, and I see no indications that this is going to change.

see:

The site has been slowing down ever since parkourdude was proven to be fake. One of its biggest periods of growth came from when there was an influx of underaged tumblr users when a notable tumblr lolcow came on to defend xirself. Sure, there's more people, but the quality of posts fell through the floor.
You're right about him being defiant and whimsical, which occasionally works in his favor, but doesn't make for a stable host.

It never ceases to amaze me how mentally ill/autistic people prove themselves to be

While yelling about and trying to denounce someone they claim to be mentally ill/autistic

I was in GamerGate and saw the ParkourDude lol cow myself because of Literally Wu. When I first saw the kiwifar it was called the cwcki and had 200 people on it during the day. I see it again recently after the name change and it had 700. I want the growth for Holla Forums, even if it is 16chan.nl then.

Put simply user, I would trust 16chan to succeed.

Null has some hilariously dysfunctional people obsessed with him.

Wu came in at the tail end of parkourdude. All you're saying is that you're relatively new to all this.

He's looking into implementing nntpchan, so in the event he doesn't feel like hosting anymore literally nothing is lost.

IF YOU COULD STOP SHILLING AND LEAVE, THAT WOULD BE NICE

these thread are getting a little stale tbh fam

Let's liven it up by watching the future of chans be developed :^)

NNTPchan dev livestream: rtmp://2hu-ch.org:1935/live
Chat in #nntpchan on Rizon

Here's some CSS that dramatically improves the quality of these threads:
.thread[data-board="tech"] > .post:nth-of-type(100) ~ * { display: none }

Honestly, that's a way to get shit accepted. Just look at open carry. Even I do it now and people have stopped caring.

what??????
tell me MORE!


fuck off tranny whore

what??????
tell me MORE!


fuck off tranny whore

Autistic chimp spotted. Back to >>>/cow/.

Freedom is not a meme and giving up comfort for it is admirable.

Who's upset, I just enjoy seeing people like that try to convince people who don't give a shit about their mental illnesses.
It's like some guy coming up to you out of nowhere and informing you that he'll 'fill you in' on the lizardmen ruling the local governmentm if you just ask.

You seem really upset over some banter.

The fact is, you're never going to get any features of consequence. They'll attempt to woo you with an overboard but it'll be straight dogshit, probably worse than vichan's overboard at the beginning.
Codemonkey comes from software where different overboards for different interests or boards or what not have to be "made", they have "multiple." Their overboard will be quite similar, instead of being dynamic.

You can expect nothing of consequence out of this shithole because this is the grave that you chose, when you chose to believe the lies of someone who sat on their ass and played GTA for like six months.

It's not even Codemonkey who's developing this Overboard. It's Hotwheels. Jim is still keeping Hotwheels on payroll and expects the druggie to keep his eyes open long enough to actually write code he doesn't give up on after a week's time.

Though actually, Codemonkey will probably be the one to finish and fix it.

Why is a lolcow running the next chan a good idea? I haven't followed the drama closely.

see:

I don't care about features, I care about the site running.

I'd prefer banner editing be available again/site stability/all that good stuff to bells and whistles that will rarely if ever come into play for the average user.

Fucking hell you lot are like a broken record. No one wants to deal with a pig fearing lolcow that will happily sell your data if you piss him off. Much rather wait and see how new ownership comes along and yell at CryptogramMandrill to fix shit.

Just look at this thread

>>>Holla Forums9429389

Doom and gloom shilling can be explained.
Goons were getting their shit fucked up, first plans to counter attack them on an imageboard were on Holla Forums. After they lost their territory the doom and gloom bullshit has increased on high traffic boards on their meta threads.

Holla Forums boards*

Are.. you serious?

You think that all these people upset with the site are fucking EVE Online Goonfleet members??

You are the biggest fucking manchild I think has ever existed. How small is your world? Do you even go outside to order food?

Shit reddit says detected.

Nice argument

This adult-child literally just screamed out (in a public where other people can read his messages) that he believes user upset on Holla Forums is directly related with a forum group's internet video game society losing recent matches.

This is the most depressing thing I've seen personally on an imageboard. This person just confessed to dozens of onlookers that his entire universe is a virtual one. I am in shock.

You realize that Hotwheels is so autistic and socially inept he couldn't get a movie reference as a joke, right?
Compared to the porno businessman who failed at that world too. Gotcha.
You're not going to get anything, just the same slop.

It's not doom and gloom shilling when Hotwheels was the one who was responsible for writing the code that burned twelve thousand dollars.

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Maybe this picture will help you understand. Open it up in a new tab and stare deeply into it. You might see the problem.

Prove hotwheels is doing anything at all. Oh wait you can't because he fucked off and won't even talk to anyone on here. You are just talking out of your ass about something you have no idea about.

Then why are you staying exclusively with Jim and his Codemonkey when they can't even stop the site from falling apart? Try any of the alternatives. Life without constant 0, 502, 521 errors is bretty gud.


You mean Hotwheels? 8ch.net/lorenzolog.txt

Or do you mean Jim?

Also see

Uh, no. Jim said Hotwheels would be getting paid to write new code. I think it was in the Tjw shit Jim was pulling in /operate/.

Hotwheels gets to get paid for features now, and he doesn't want to deal with you because he despises you.

Once again, gonna wait and see. Someone who pissed off pedos for doing their job might have some promise.

Your dindu muffins smell great. Did you but ground up niggers in them?

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See

Also see archive.is/YQaUh#40%

Everyone's getting triggered.

Just like nam allover again.

What other half is that?
The only thing Josh failed at was accepting help from hotwheels and trusting him on which features to enable.
Josh would have probably been better off if he had known from the beginning that Hotwheels was going to sit on his ass and play videogames for six months, and not do any of the work, and the work he did do shit itself when under load, leading to response times shooting through the roof, if not the server slowing entirely to a crawl.

No, you idiot, it's a bad thing. Hotwheel's only contribution to Infinity Next killed the project's prospects on the site. Jim keeps him on payroll because he's the pet cripple. RQI is too busy writing code for 2ch, which actually makes money, and Ron is too busy writing a proprietary version of SQL for no apparent reason.

So what will Hotwheels do? In the 4 hours he's a awake each day, he will bash out shit tier druggie code for $100/hr of Jim's money until it's ready to deploy in a few months't time, and then it'll launch and be shit. Alternatively, it'll never get done and Ron will finish it.

All I see there is that hotwheels admits he does absolutely nothing. He came here to sperg out about codemonkey slightly misquoting him, and doesn't prove hes actively working on anything but telling codemonkey where shit he needs to work on is. Consultant means he is consulted for information not that he actually does anything but play video games and shitpost on twitter.

Okay, I think you're on the wrong page. I think everyone here agrees the dud is useless. If he actually ever ends up programming a new feature or not remains to be seen. What is known is that Jim has said he is going to pay him to do so. If that's a fruitful endeavor or not is the unknown.

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Jim also claimed he was only globally range banning CP but we all know how that ended up: tons of globally rangebanned vpns and proxies that did nothing but criticize the site staff on /operate/

It must be Goonswarm!!!!! lol

Yes, user, I agree that HW will probably end up doing nothing at all, but remember that he is the pet cripple and Jim is going to take care of him no matter how many times he shits on the floor.

This is still happening btw, but don't worry goy it's only cp posters getting banned where cp=criticism of site staff and shitposting

For one I'm too entrenched in this site to give up on it (call it Stockholm or whatever you please I'm still pretty happy with the site's userbase in general and as far as functionality goes posting works in the first place which is more than can be said before Codemonkey got involved by deploying Alacrity) and Codemonkey's too busy to help improve right now so after this week is when we'll see more testing and more improvements.

All the other chans have their own sets of problems, from nonexistent userbases to their own crippling programming faults, and I'd rather stick with the demon I'm familiar with that's going to improve down the line.

CP = criticizing post

fuck posted twice


GNU is Freedom

Hello Holla Forums clique

What happens when this dog finally catches its tail? Can we go back to discussing actual board-relevant topics?

Are you upset?
Just use the totally intuitive filter feature so you never have to see these threads again.
OH WAIT, DOESN'T WORK ON THE CATALOG LEL.
Just shift-click and hide on the catalog, then you can go back to discussing board-relevant topics.

Also this seems plenty relevant considering all this drama stems from Hotwheels failing to call GLORIOUS C CODE when it was warranted. Don't you think C is the best programming language or what?

You don't need to be on Holla Forums for those, do you? Think about it next time you're staring at a 502 error page.

There's actual error pages now? Not just a blank white screen that says "e0001" in times roman?

Holla Forums IS EVOLVING

There are plenty of browser threads for you to shitpost. Someone also made a systemd thread the other day if sperging about systemd is your thing

That depends if the clusterfuck that holds this together decided to build the thread or not.
Occasionally it won't, depending on its mood and whether it got its alimony check from Jim.

a 502 error comes from cloudflare user.

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Holla Forums is literally the only website with a page that does not define a font in CSS.

Cloudflare's just the place it redirects you to when the site's down, check the error a bit more closely and it says both you and Cloudflare are okay but the host is down.

Yes, user... but that is not from the site. That is cloudflare. That is cloudflare telling you that the site is completely dysfunctional. It says that to any page it can't contact at all.

I noticed that the captchas changed. Was it really the old captchas that were gumming up the servers?

I don't think that's why the CAPTCHA got changed in this case. I think they just wanted to use the new improved CAPTCHA hotwheels made for infinity next minus the part that destroyed infinity next of course

No they changed it in a desperate attempt to stop bui and CP spamming.
Hilariously, it didn't work.

Of course it didn't work. Bui probably pays captcha busters a cent a pop.

Of course, all you care about is if you can have your waifu threads, fellate nintendo, and ban anyone with a slightly different opinion on games than you.


Fuck off pedo scum. >>>/oven/


Fuck off Josh.


And nothing of value was shit up. Fuck off furfag.


Fuck off furfag.


>>>Holla Forums
>>>/oven/
Fuck off.


The government is your friend and the sky is red.


oy vey come to my dead board nobody gives a fuck about why are people allowed to talk about things on the technology board that are not strictly linux or that fat stallman guy


>>>/somethingawful/


As one of the autists in one of the last Season 1 threads did, it's to try to bury it so the site never gets fixed and a grand total of 2 people can talk about nothing but linux.


Your "freedumb" is a meme. Shitty software is not a good thing.


But remember, we have to keep it on and inconvenience actual users and people that want to use a VPN for privacy because it stops spam and botnets!

Settle down on the autism there, champ.

The reason it won't ever be used on the site is because of the admin's mental illness, and it would mean Codedud would have to take back all the mean things he said because it was really his fault in the first place.

thank you for filling your butthut /cow/tist shit into one post so i know to ignore it all

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I'll check your dubs.

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oh, and

Because it's the tire fire captcha written by the cripple.

I'd bet they're going to point to the fact that it's used on Holla Forums now without problems when anyone asks, and that there's wasn't anything wrong with it.

That's the only answer to why they changed it. Didn't fix anything, doesn't work any better. Aren't there better things to be doing? Sure, but the cripple loves fonts and captchas so why not pay him to do this instead.

400th post for 16chan is the best chan and Josh was right.

assblasted/10

lel the gooner boasted it again.

lel the mentally ill paranoiac with an IQ

It wasn't because the software was made and is still available

Then post that all on /sudo/ where the guy in charge will actually look at it instead of a series of threads only continuing because it's actually managed to build a community of self-important circlejerkers chanting BTFO every time Jim leaves due to disinterest or not seeing the point in continuing to frequent threads with 0 relevance to actual site improvements

Site's got a lot of problems and will continue to for the foreseeable future (up 'til codemonkey gets around to it when he's done with edjumacation anyways) but these threads are well and truly deprecated, now it's just bedautist and a few people crying about Next or other alternative chans with 3 users and their own programming faults that would need to be ironed out and, actually, this guy getting pissy that sage is being called a downvote

Codemonkey knows well enough not to respond because it'd make the site look bad to get into the fight, and he doesn't even want to encourage posts that remind everyone that they burned $12k because of Codedud's captcha.
You retards, on the other hand, keep responding to it out of asshurt. If you don't believe it, then don't respond. You can put on the blinders and forget all about it.
There are going to be no real site improvements, not anything you can't get in the context of vichan anyways.

>unfinished broken shitware that was canceled after (((TWELVE THOUSAND DOLLARS))) was spent on diet coke and pills
Pick one.

It's actually in a usable state and it's still getting worked on.

works better than what Holla Forums runs on :^)
that's why i'm shilling many chans
YOU SEE user
WHEN YOU BROWSE MANY CHANS
YOU NEVER GET REKT BY 1 SERVER OR ADMIN
BECAUSE SHITPOSTS ARE ON MANY SERVERS
i must shill many chans relentlessly and make chan hopping a second nature of anons so when something somehow gets blocked, it automatically relocates to another 💩designated💩 server without much autism. dem true horizontals scalings m'maaaan.
chans here

MY BOARD WAS WIPED CLEAN BY A ROGUE MOD PLEASE RESTORE IT BACK TO HOW IT WAS BEFORE SAID MOD DELETED EVERYTHING ON IT

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