Ultimate normie checklist

hi Holla Forums, I'm trying to put together an ultimate checklist on how to identify normies.
So far I've got:

help me add more things

Just use this.

i know this, but i want more

ITT autistic neckbeards try to feel better about themselves

Fuck you Chad

It's funny how you obviously care enough about chad to compile info on him and think about him and yet he doesn't even know you exist.

Loser.

did the first two things and got worried for a second..

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>Has never gotten so sad they threw up.

Fixed.