Ultimate normie checklist

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

hi Holla Forums, I'm trying to put together an ultimate checklist on how to identify normies.
So far I've got:
been to a festival or concert with friends
held at least one birthday party (after childhood)
uses facebook regularly
[something about casual sex]
own less than x videogames
has never watched an anime series
have gone to a party in the last 3 months
drinks alcohol (regularly?)
owns a car or similar vehicle
owns any apple products
uses emojis unironically
watches game of thrones/[list of tv series]
been on vacation/road trip with friends
played/plays team sport
willingly listens to popular music of today
spends a fair amount of time playing candy crush/facebook games/similar games

help me add more things

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

Just use this.

Brody Campbell
Brody Campbell

i know this, but i want more

Ayden Morgan
Ayden Morgan

ITT autistic neckbeards try to feel better about themselves

Christopher Fisher
Christopher Fisher

Fuck you Chad

Alexander Watson
Alexander Watson

i know this, but i want more

It's funny how you obviously care enough about chad to compile info on him and think about him and yet he doesn't even know you exist.

Loser.

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

did the first two things and got worried for a second..

Justin Brooks
Justin Brooks

are white

Anthony Young
Anthony Young

Has never seriously considered suicide, and not made a big deal about it.
Big Government Liberal.
Has unironically used the word "bigot"
Doesn't cry himself to sleep.
Can cry.
Doesn't cry after they masturbate.
Doesn't consider suicide after they masturbate.
Knows a pot dealer.
Has never gotten so said they threw up.
Life conducive vitamin levels.
Doesn't understand abstract next level real world memes.
Enjoys the company of females.
Has a job.
Is complacent at said job.
Didn't move around a lot as a kid.
Thinks reality is real.
Thinks the government can be trusted.
Is okay with people stepping in their shadow.
Thinks Wikipedia is always completely wrong and doesn't understand citations.
Is not autistic.

Eli Green
Eli Green

Has never gotten so sad they threw up.

Fixed.

Anthony Lopez
Anthony Lopez

been to a festival or concert with friends
check
held at least one birthday party (after childhood)
check
uses facebook regularly
only for the messenger, but check
[something about casual sex]
do whores count?
own less than x videogames
check
has never watched an anime series
I watched one piece and dubbed pokemon, does that count?
have gone to a party in the last 3 months
check
drinks alcohol (regularly?)
stopped drinking
owns a car or similar vehicle
check
owns any apple products
check
uses emojis unironically
✔️
watches game of thrones/[list of tv series]
not after it became shit
been on vacation/road trip with friends
check
played/plays team sport
not since childhood
willingly listens to popular music of today
check
spends a fair amount of time playing candy crush/facebook games/similar games
nope

Am I a normie?

Jayden Foster
Jayden Foster

48, kek?

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

I'm one of the most normie people on Holla Forums, so let's see where I fit into OP's list.

Been to festival with friends
Rarely play vidya
Never finished/got close to finishing an anime series
Owns a car
Owns an ipod
Uses emojis non-ironically
Watches some mainstream TV
Been out with friends
White
Don't cry myself to sleep
Doesn't cry after masturbation
Doesn't consider suicide after masturbation
Enjoys the company of females
Has a job
Thinks the government can be trusted

Adrian Stewart
Adrian Stewart

Two months ago I scored on the high end of Cyborg, now I'm on the low end of Robot.

How did things go so wrong?

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

83, same range as when I took a test like this last time. Although I probably did it slightly wrong, IE forgetting to put in certain options, adding together things that correlate such as "one friend IRL" and "multiple friends IRL"… Although I don't think I would end up in the cyborg range, and if I did, it would be a very high cyborg.

Austin Johnson
Austin Johnson

98
well fucking shit..

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

I got 50/Robot. Most of it came from the physical chart.

I could seriously go out and get laid if I was slightly less skinny and wasn't autistic.

David Miller
David Miller

Got 11 out of 20, but my waifu says she still loves me.

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

been to a festival or concert with friends
yee
held at least one birthday party (after childhood)
yee
uses facebook regularly
yee
[something about casual sex]
yee
own less than x videogames
yee I guess, 20 isn't much
has never watched an anime series
yee
have gone to a party in the last 3 months
yee
drinks alcohol (regularly?)
yee
owns a car or similar vehicle
yee
owns any apple products
yee
uses emojis unironically
yee
watches game of thrones/[list of tv series]
nope
been on vacation/road trip with friends
yee
played/plays team sport
yee
willingly listens to popular music of today
yee/nope/depends what the fuck you mean
spends a fair amount of time playing candy crush/facebook games/similar games
nope

Has never seriously considered suicide, and not made a big deal about it.
nope
Big Government Liberal.
nope
Has unironically used the word "bigot"
nope
Doesn't cry himself to sleep.
nope
Can cry.
nope
Doesn't cry after they masturbate.
nope
Doesn't consider suicide after they masturbate.
nope
Knows a pot dealer.
nope
Has never gotten so said they threw up.
nope
Life conducive vitamin levels.
wtf
Doesn't understand abstract next level real world memes.
I do
Enjoys the company of females.
yee
Has a job.
yee
Is complacent at said job.
maybe…?
Didn't move around a lot as a kid.
nope
Thinks reality is real.
yee
Thinks the government can be trusted.
nope
Is okay with people stepping in their shadow.
yee
Thinks Wikipedia is always completely wrong and doesn't understand citations.
nope
Is not autistic.
nope

Second guy, you suck. I'm a normie I guess

Andrew Peterson
Andrew Peterson

went from Chad to Normalfag (112). meh.

Hudson Mitchell
Hudson Mitchell

35
what went wrong

Ryan Long
Ryan Long

concert/festival
yeah, Werchter before it became overpriced and concerts like mumford&sons and greenday (before they went to shit too)

birthday party
if going paintballing with friends counts. not much into actually partying

facebook
I stalk

sex
yes

videogames
about 15 total but have sold a shit ton.

anime
fuck off with that weeb shit

party
fuck parties

alcohol
only when I'm in town with a good friend but it's a drink over a conversation, not mindless boozing

car
Mitsu L200. thing swallows Diesel like no tomorrow.

apple product
once, never again.

emojis
only to steal yo girl

game of thrones
yes, it's not all that bad but the hype kills it a bit for me. Vikings is real damn good though

trip with friends
camping and snowboarding every year. good times

teamsports
used to play Rugby, now just Judo and MMA as a hobby

music
all kinds of different shit, most normy thing on there is probably some punk stuff from the old days

mobile games
go fuck yourself.

you could add things like a specific shoe or clothes brand?

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

81
get rekt poorfags

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

gets butthurt OP thinks playing mobile games and not watching anime make you a normalfag
thinks wearing or not wearing certain clothing brands is an important factor
That you even care about fashion enough to say that is proof enough that you are a normalfag/failed normie. Get off my board. REEE and so forth.

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

normies

That's your number 1 indicator right there.
Now kindly put an end to your existence, you double damned triple normalfag.

Landon Watson
Landon Watson

normalfag checklist
they use normie

Jonathan Flores
Jonathan Flores

apple product makes you normie
So if you fall under the category of abnormal then are gifted or find an apple product your automatically a normie?
For certain categories you need parameters.

Justin Thompson
Justin Thompson

yes, I was thinking of making a points thing. own multiple apple products, maybe? voluntarily own apple products?

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

Actually it refers to people that willingly BUY an iFag product

Kinda how getting raped doesn't make you gay, but willingly getting fucked by another man does. :^3

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

But owning an Apple product DOES make you a normalfag. Fuck off liberal commie millenial west-coaster.

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

Never been to a concert
Don't celebrate birthday
No Facebook, google plus, youtube, instagram reddit etc
Haven't had sex since 5 year relationship ended 3 years ago
Replay ps1-2-some ps3 and old pc games, new games and apps are money grabbing spy tools
Ive never watched an anime series, saw spirited away in theaters when i was younger
No parties
Used to drink heavy, haven't drank in 3 months
No car, 2 stroke engine on bike
Own macbook, found it and reinstalled OSX with apple account
No emoji
Never watched game of thrones
Was homeless from 13-18 hitch hiked with people and alone all over west coast
Played NJB (basketball) when I was 11-12
Music:
Type o negative
Pentagram
electric wizard
dead meadow
Strawberry alarm clock
Apps:
No apps besides pixel dungeon sometimes

Adam Williams
Adam Williams

That is a great analogy

Oliver Hill
Oliver Hill

So what does being the guy that calls other people "normal" make you? the kid with the misfits tshirt and black hair smoking cigarettes?

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

It's a fun standard to measure people by, normalness is a spectrum <3

Henry Lopez
Henry Lopez

51

Zachary Cox
Zachary Cox

bitch

Charles Wood
Charles Wood

grand wizard here
lulz j/k, I'm Robot, 57

Dominic Russell
Dominic Russell

Pretty much over 9000. Dunno what's wrong with the rest of you fuckos.

Robert Edwards
Robert Edwards

90

Gavin Brown
Gavin Brown

17, my transition to grand wizard is almost complete.

Kevin King
Kevin King

owning 0 video games
normie
Grow up, you insufferable normie. How's Daddipay treating you?

Liam Perez
Liam Perez

You didn't get 17, feg.

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

Trying to measure by different standards, not owning videogames doesn't automatically make you a normie :)

James Gutierrez
James Gutierrez

99. Motorcycles, martial arts and lifting weights.

Carter Rodriguez
Carter Rodriguez

5
because I'm over 6ft, enjoy being around others on occasion and I vape

Jaxson Brown
Jaxson Brown

34

Samuel Smith
Samuel Smith

I did it a while ago, 74 if I remember.

Nicholas Martinez
Nicholas Martinez

h82b that goyim but what anime is that from?

Blake Morales
Blake Morales

104

Should i go?

Logan Ward
Logan Ward

112.

I mostly lurk nowadays but this was neat.

Jordan Thompson
Jordan Thompson

Not having the filename

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

Did i do good senpai?

Julian James
Julian James

You got it mang.

Capitalize the "I" if you wanna be super anal about it though

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

57
I'm happy with that.

Evan Green
Evan Green

127
i dont belong here

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