Ultimate normie checklist

hi Holla Forums, I'm trying to put together an ultimate checklist on how to identify normies.
So far I've got:

help me add more things

Just use this.

i know this, but i want more

ITT autistic neckbeards try to feel better about themselves

Fuck you Chad

It's funny how you obviously care enough about chad to compile info on him and think about him and yet he doesn't even know you exist.

Loser.

did the first two things and got worried for a second..

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>Has never gotten so sad they threw up.

Fixed.

check
check
only for the messenger, but check
do whores count?
check
I watched one piece and dubbed pokemon, does that count?
check
stopped drinking
check
check
✔️
not after it became shit
check
not since childhood
check
nope

Am I a normie?

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48, kek?

I'm one of the most normie people on Holla Forums, so let's see where I fit into OP's list.

Two months ago I scored on the high end of Cyborg, now I'm on the low end of Robot.

How did things go so wrong?

83, same range as when I took a test like this last time. Although I probably did it slightly wrong, IE forgetting to put in certain options, adding together things that correlate such as "one friend IRL" and "multiple friends IRL"… Although I don't think I would end up in the cyborg range, and if I did, it would be a very high cyborg.

98
well fucking shit..

I got 50/Robot. Most of it came from the physical chart.

I could seriously go out and get laid if I was slightly less skinny and wasn't autistic.

Got 11 out of 20, but my waifu says she still loves me.

yee
yee
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yee I guess, 20 isn't much
yee
yee
yee
yee
yee
yee
nope
yee
yee
yee/nope/depends what the fuck you mean
nope

nope
nope
nope
nope
nope
nope
nope
nope
nope
wtf
I do
yee
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maybe…?
nope
yee
nope
yee
nope
nope

Second guy, you suck. I'm a normie I guess

went from Chad to Normalfag (112). meh.

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what went wrong

yeah, Werchter before it became overpriced and concerts like mumford&sons and greenday (before they went to shit too)

if going paintballing with friends counts. not much into actually partying

I stalk

yes

about 15 total but have sold a shit ton.

fuck off with that weeb shit

fuck parties

only when I'm in town with a good friend but it's a drink over a conversation, not mindless boozing

Mitsu L200. thing swallows Diesel like no tomorrow.

once, never again.

only to steal yo girl

yes, it's not all that bad but the hype kills it a bit for me. Vikings is real damn good though

camping and snowboarding every year. good times

used to play Rugby, now just Judo and MMA as a hobby

all kinds of different shit, most normy thing on there is probably some punk stuff from the old days

go fuck yourself.


you could add things like a specific shoe or clothes brand?

get rekt poorfags

That you even care about fashion enough to say that is proof enough that you are a normalfag/failed normie. Get off my board. REEE and so forth.

That's your number 1 indicator right there.
Now kindly put an end to your existence, you double damned triple normalfag.

normalfag checklist

So if you fall under the category of abnormal then are gifted or find an apple product your automatically a normie?
For certain categories you need parameters.

yes, I was thinking of making a points thing. own multiple apple products, maybe? voluntarily own apple products?

Actually it refers to people that willingly BUY an iFag product

Kinda how getting raped doesn't make you gay, but willingly getting fucked by another man does. :^3

But owning an Apple product DOES make you a normalfag. Fuck off liberal commie millenial west-coaster.

Music:
Apps:

That is a great analogy

So what does being the guy that calls other people "normal" make you? the kid with the misfits tshirt and black hair smoking cigarettes?

It's a fun standard to measure people by, normalness is a spectrum

51

bitch

grand wizard here
lulz j/k, I'm Robot, 57

Pretty much over 9000. Dunno what's wrong with the rest of you fuckos.

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17, my transition to grand wizard is almost complete.

Grow up, you insufferable normie. How's Daddipay treating you?

You didn't get 17, feg.

Trying to measure by different standards, not owning videogames doesn't automatically make you a normie :)

99. Motorcycles, martial arts and lifting weights.

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because I'm over 6ft, enjoy being around others on occasion and I vape

34

I did it a while ago, 74 if I remember.

h82b that goyim but what anime is that from?

104

Should i go?

112.

I mostly lurk nowadays but this was neat.

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Did i do good senpai?

You got it mang.

Capitalize the "I" if you wanna be super anal about it though

57
I'm happy with that.

127
i dont belong here