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this is rad

last

Your music is very chill and very weird, Fleur

ur rad

Darwin

Smuglord I wish you got drowned in shit.

I am the one who posts the colored cuties with fur. It's no longer allowed on Holla Forums.

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Are you the original Travisposter, or just Travisposter #3?

Holla Forums has rules?

OH U MOTHER FUCKEr

Me? No, there must be a mistake

8ch.net/log.php?board=b

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=k-3Lr2_lDMo

D. bans goons when he's one himself. What a fag.

Hii

Now be nice.


You are the raddest here.

brb.
*hangs himself*

*Blewberry resurrects me*

Back in action.

I just don't know why, I always end up being hated by most of the people and allying myself, with the coolest renegades.

I'm the original Travisposter.

heyyy


heyheyhey

Thought you went to Masterchan?

he hasnt yet? well damn


trash still has diaperfur threads

Vinnie and me are the creators of new Travis OC.

Travis poster my stoned friend.
I guess he is the first.

Vinnie is I don't know if he the 2nd or the 3rd.

But I'm in fact one of the Travis posters.

Hey cutie ptootie, how's it going?

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soundcloud.com/hollywoodburn/cult-of-c

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you seem like you'd enjoy florence and the machine


ARISE DISSY YOUR WORK IS NOT DONE

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Its me skitty. I took the bird outside and it seems other wild sparrows are actually feeding it.

I created some of the newer Travises

Harold poster who used to make a ton of Travis pics went to Masterchan. Not me.

Oh cool!

It's probably their baby :P
And I know it's you skittles~

but it's good to hear it's ok.

Never heard of them.

u liek?

darwin

That' literally how I have left the past 2 Holla Forumsreads.

Thanks for the new Travis pics, my friend.

Justin.

I wish I was a better dancer.

i've literally heated up my house with the power of tripcode energy…. was cold all day

how's you?

like a boss

I have your friendship now it's worth it man!

and I just love to post Travis.

this could be cute minus the travis and if he sha…. wait a second…. Oh ok no the finish is different on the crib nevermind

How was your date yesterday. Did you get that boy pussy?

Link?

Darwin, post cat girls.

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nice

thats them singing in teh video

wonders who Amethyst is

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lordy lordy

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Karat

we can boss around together.

You don't want to look at it with out Travis it's like a 50+ year old man.

a total mess, my best friend was in there, with his gf and ruined the whole thing.
we got a lot of dancing tho.
but my friend kept staring at me ruined it all.
my ears are still ringing.

Unf.

Sounds like it sucked. sorry about that.

i kno rite?

and I got this song stuck in my head.
youtube.com/watch?v=CNEg1ktYhjk

I want one more than the other.

¡QUE!

Get this one stuck in your head!
youtube.com/watch?v=fz0DFefft2E

sounds fun!


knew a guy who owend a winnie the pooh crib like that but he was only in his 40s. chill dude tho.


Ruby you should see Fleur he is a cutie! and hes fro myour neck of the woods

Tú me hablaste primero.

My best friend knew I was a faggot but he never witnessed it.
It was so uncomfortable.

I know you do.

I would have just went somewhere else or some shit. Fuck that.

I will render you extinct.

Oh. Ops lol. So watcha up too? Im in bed on my phone

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haha so do you like them?

im having supper and chillin. you sound comfy

Hi everyone!
Man I love this semen demon!

Usted está bien borracho.

hey you're back

I heard the police in the car, on the way back home in the radio, this morning.
I cant remember the song.
But it feels refreshing to hear something else.

It was until that idiot showed up.

as long as they keep themselves in shape and well groomed it's ok.

that sucks, m8


that the basic requirement yuh

Not for long, gonna go to work in a minute

on average i can generate at least 3.200 Trillion trips an hour

bow down before me

I know what Fleur looks like, he's sent me pictures before. And he's in MY neck of the woods. Unless of course you've moved to the west coast…

Should have said you're kind of cock blocking me here. Could you fuck off.

It was a little bit late.
The area was shady and a little bit dangerous.
The guy noticed that I was stressed and he lost his lust for cock too.
I ended up going to my best friend house, to sleep for the rest of the night at 3:30am woke up at 8 am and came back home, so I don't rise any suspicions.
I have a tremendous need, to put my dick inside some one.
but the guy woke up really late and has stuff to do.
I don't know, if I should go and buy some weed, go with a hooker or get drunk.

They're not bad.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=uaKc_zmtWqo

Was it full of niggers?

any idea when you'll be back?

He did it whit that purpose in mind.
He always gets upset when my faggot side comes up and wink at cute guys in the street.

he has this super macho attitude that I just FUCKING HATE!

Doesn't sound like much of a friend.

yeah thats what I just said, you crackhouse

You're a pain in MY neck…of the woods.

You said OUR. Difference.

I was well dressed, I was receiving a lot more attention, that what I'm comfortable with.
we call them Nacos/Chacas here.
If it happened in the neighbourhood where I grew up there would have been no trouble…
not really.
they don't know I'm a faggot so… I could have gotten my ass beaten any way.
kek.

Teehee im still up for grabs. Really all i want is a decient guy whos athletic, can cook and wont cheat. Im a one guy kind of bf~

have a new flutters

Whats with the jebus statue?

I actually said "fro myour", which is still pretty close to your.


well im athletic and i can cook… but i do enjoy playing with lots of other boys and girls too

Are you and DeepThought the same fleur poster or is there two of you?

sounds like a horrible night. Didn't even get any man ass.

Hmm, figured. Thats ok too, as long as theres an understanding. I hate cheating


No, why would we be?

we have been in jail together.
he rescued me when I got ran over.
and a lot more.
he is battle proven.
But he is too much of an Alpha macho and sometimes it's super annoying and hates my faggot side.

yeah polyamory and cheating are totally different things, but tend to be equated too often

Oh okay. In that case, pleased to meet you

True. Thats the problem ive had with women, the misunderstanding. What scares me is how they'll sometimes use their uterus to screw men over. They don't all do that, but it only takes one to ruin your life

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Then he doesn't really care about you. Or he would take your feelings into consideration.

Es El San Judas Tadeo the Saint of the Hardship and difficult times.

He is adored by Criminals Drug dealers and low class people.
In the same fashion the Santa Muerte is revered.

I watched most of You're next.
but as soon as that guy said I think it was 'What are you doing, I've never seen you like this?'
I knew what was going to happen.

Calm down rap, noone is after your wallet :p

just stick to guys, they wont use their uterus to harm you

Likewise


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Lot of moms family was catholic. I just wish christians in the states were more chill, they're fucking assholes here

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Hmm, i dunno, there are some cute asian girls in seattle. Thing is, asians cant inmawoods.

kek


yeah you need a white for that

It's not always about the wallet.

How long have you been around the threads for?


Kek!

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Hii


A while, dont always come here, being lazy this weekend so im around home

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Fair enough, i thought you were the same fleur from a few years back. Did you have a nice weekend tho?

He does.
we can talk about anything for hours smoke weed and just have good times.

He wants me to man up, go to the gym and do shady stuff with him to toughen up.
According to him.

Same Story here man.

people here are chill.
Most people here is Hard working and good people.

I am and yes i was lazy. Yourself?


God, people here nowadays are fucking awful, now theyre just killing eachother. The women tend to be awful. Hate to be suck a dick but god damn the shit they do to their kids is disgusting.

Not about being gay. He should be more understanding.

also being a faggot here is a sing of weakness, that's catastrophic around people that come from rough neighbourhoods, unless you gain the respect of your local gang, but that's really difficult to acquire if you are bi or gay.
You have to act tough and relentless around people like that.
my friend makes the exception with me but he gets really annoyed.

Oh cool, so it is you! And i've had a pretty busy but fun weekend. Lots of working out at the gym, LAN party, went to a MTG prerelese today and placed 5th.

Yours sounds nice too tho, doing nothing is sometimes the best

Why are you always accusing seemingly random people of certain identities?

They both call themselves fleur, so it might make sense it could be the same person? So i asked

Yeah, usually im working out or hiking

Lol they're clearly not though :P

Move to San Francisco. You will be welcomed with open arms, and ass.

No they don't

Neat! Have a favorite spot you like to hike to? And do you workout at home, or use a gym?


Need i remind you how terrible i am with names and telling people appart? :p i can memorise half a textbook in a few hours, but cant remember names for the life of me. I've been calling an aquaintance dude / bro for the past year because i forgot his name and i'd look like an idiot asking him now

Mountains usually, and i run outside

Mountains was kinda implied in the 'hiking' part c:

I meant a favorite location to visit. Unless you're not comforable sharing that, which is fine also

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neat

I didn't know you were nigerian Destroyer.

Cascades

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You are left with no option, if you let some one pass over you, you are weak and a push over.


You just described a lot of girls that I used to go out with and that now have kids(not mine).

That's life man sadly but that's just the way it goes.


I would miss the Chaos of this place if I did.
I once moved to a nice neighbourhood for 3 years it was so dull and boring.

I have relatives in San Francisco and they have a restaurant.
I have family in AZ they work at construction and such.
some family of my best friend are in Texas, but they are shady people, I don't want to get myself in too much trouble.
But I want to travel and work in the US, some day that will happen hopefully, but first I have to prepare myself.
then Return to this lovely chaotic shithole.

I'm part sand Nigger and this is Niggering me.

It's just like if I was Jihadi John.
kek.
my eyes are identical to his.

Holy crap that looks beautiful. I don't quite have anything as grand nearby to me

Ur a neat

I lived in San Francisco. Its full of chaos too. Maybe not on the level you are used to. But its never boring. With all the homeless and crackheads.

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Yes pls.

Wez

Yep, grew up very poor, its fight or die.
Thats why im glad i like men, i can opt out. I know not all women are bad but god damn i dont fucking feel like going out of my way to find the decient one, i wanna be chased and pampered too! But here you're expected to be a fucking slave, fuck that!


Theyre nice.

Sit down bby

The best i can get here is Triglav, but that still isnt quite on the same level

Why does the smell of your own cock smell so good?

Name pls

what's your query? i doan understand

That's smegma, user.

I prefer to lie down.

I prefer the smell of pussy.

Who the fuck are you

Skitty that's disgusting

Fuck you and fuck no

Just take this into account.
90% of the crimes go unreported to the police and the ones that get reported only the 3% get a final sentence.
You can get as little as 3 years in jail for killing some one here.
Outside Mexico city, is like the wild west and no one says a fucking thing.
Politicians just pretend everything is aright.
they are involved with cartels, crime, prostitution, human trafficking and everything you want to imagine.


kek.


Same here.
Just never let your guard down.
Where are you from?


Same here.
Guys here go out with out too much compromise.
Not much to worry about.


Same thing here 19 year old girls with out babies are desperate to get pregnant and then your life goes to absolute shit.
That's why I just do my thing, shitting around everywhere I go and making some friends on the road.

this is accurate.

Marry me.

Skitty pls


Wez? I've been posting here for the past hour at least?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hmm, i see

All over. The south eastern usa and parts of the Midwest are fucking hell. Im ok now, but im still very leary, you never get over that shit

Sounds fun. I guess you should stay there.

Ur a neat

That sign reads.
you want some ass?

Why not both?

I wonder how does your peepee smells like.

I like you have it rubbed all over my face and drink the girlie juice.

to

Yeah. Anyway i'm off for the night.


Goodnight everyone

Because I'm straight.

poni poni pone

Hoo boy, I took 2 hours recreating tic-tac-toe in a flowchart.

Nobody likes you.

Baibai

Why are you referring to yourself in 3rd person?

Wrong

Maybe tomorrow

Uhmmmm.

How old are you?


But I gotta go some day to San Francisco! meet and greet you!
roll a joint to have a good laugh and time together.

that's ok.

This FFS!
I suspect he is Twilihaze in disguise.

Why are you here?

skeletal tromboner

I'll be happy to tell you privately sometime = )

kek

I have a record setting erection only you can help me document

why are you still alive?

Why are you still a bitch

That is a question I will spend my whole life attempting to answer.
Why is anyone here?
What is our purpose?

Twilihaze is my favorite 8ch.net meme

Twilihaze and Skye are absolute human garbage.
they would be the perfect couple.

Do not spend your entire life contemplating this trivial subject instead however what you should be spending your entire life contemplating is my dick in your asshole

Sounds like a blast. We can go out and try to find you some boy pussy too.

TO TORMENT YOU

Kek. yes.

I dunno if I'm missing something maestro, but you've become very violent recently :(

Implying it is not actually you who is the living garbage

Laugh my fucking ass off LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOLLO fucking L

Why not just off yourself right now. Then you won't have to worry about the answers.

I cannot stop laughing you guys are the worst

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Hahahaha their couple name would be Skylihaze!

That Photoshop chest is very amusing it is as though he is sucking in his stomach and his breasts have inflated beyond reason

who is this semen demon

Hmm, I'd have to see it first.

And anti-USA guy gets THE FILTER.

That fucking hair

Oh Rap.
Man.
I didn't even wanted to talk about that.
that's just how it goes.
I had to stand firm with Blewberry.
About Shitting in the Hole thread.
I ask you for your forgiveness.
But Justinhole keeps trying to poke fun at Reece Blewberry.
I will burn the entire bread if he continues.
Skye is just a bitch.
Smuglord is unbearable.

kek

Smuglord had to be stopped, Dissy was just following orders for the greater good.


is that feces? IU cant tell cuz animation is so bad.

Kek.


Imagine if they had a kid together.

Nah he looks like absolute waste of human flesh.


The mighty Skye.

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kek

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quads makes it official. We have to make like its a Disney movie and Skye and Twilihaze are our recently divorced parents. As soon as Twi gets out of prison we need to encourage him to fuck Skye.

kek

Testing…

damn.

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I do not follow Orders I just do what I think it's necessary.
You are my Comrade in Battle but not my Boss.

No Gods and no Masters!

We are Still Brothers in Skittyhole club don't get the wrong impression.

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The Smuglord is an Absolute pussy.

His solution is to Ignore every one that bothers him in the slightest way and keep himself in an echo chamber.
No wonders why he loves SJW trash.

Just look at that beauty mate.

This is the perfect opportunity to settle the cut/uncut mystery

He must have to ignore everybody then.

ay no mames!

Just!
Just!
hahahahahaha!

his tongue looks really engorged, like hes got some bizarre tropical illness


thats good enough for me then! *hug*


Dude literally filters half of the thread. He only comes here to tell people hes filtering them and then goes back to his hugbox

Kek. Nice get.

I am not sure what you were talking about elaborate

Late 20s. Blessed, dont look my age because i have a very healthy lifestyle

Maybe its from sucking so much aids infested cock.

Laugh my fucking ass LO fucking L tropical illness what the fucking fuck what the fuck is a tropical will miss you like fucking seriously

I wouldn't be surprised if he was crawling with stds

I thought you weren't sure if you were circumcised or not

Snuggle would be even better.

I was going to greet your Quads I ended up getting Tripe dubs while checking those quads.

that's nice to read.
Just don't skip the fun!
You have lots ahead of you!

That Actually is a sign of a malfunction of his liver.
His mouth must reek death.

toplel yeah that'll do it!


well he will be once he's out of prison

kek

Yeah I am actually unsure of this … I do not know what to say

Yeah…..i have lots of mental issues though

you can avoid getting STDS in prison if you get along with the right people.

I just got myself tested like 4 months ago I'm clean.

Do you know if he drinks a lot.

Yes, so while we document this historic erection we can get to the bottom of it, we will inspect the issue root to stem and in the end discover the truth.

He'll be busy begging for toilet wine the whole time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*snuggles a dissy* man i would totally help you get in, me and my friend are thinking of partnering up on some serious house flipping projects later if this one goes good.

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Is that a yes.

Twilihaze literally never stops drinking. I think most of his legal shit is due to the drinking and what he does afterwards.

😅.

hell fuckin yeah me too I got ass naked in my room fuckin grunt and get the death grip on my rod start slideing my hand up and down slathered in lotion root to tip baby nuttsack to mushroom tip jackin myself off hump that fist flex my fuckin muscles if I had any bigger pecs I'd need a fuckin bra tatted up badass looking body I blow two liters of cum onto the cats face who was sleeping underneath my computer desk

Feel at home!
Most of us are fucked up in some way or another.

I don't know about that, but the tongue is one of the red flags, but It would surprise me if he ends up being a junkie.

I spent 2 months in there.
fortunately we were able to pay the bail out.
it wasn't for stealing tho.

don't worry I must prepare myself first, then get in touch with my family in AZ, after gathering a little bit more experience, I would totally help you at any project, you got in mind.

I just hope you are as fun and adorable IRL as you are in the bread.

I see. I bet the only thing he's drinking right now is nigger jizz.

What the fuck

Sounds like some one is having some fun.
Kek.

Mark my words: this country is an oligarchy. There is no place worse to live on this earth right now that the United States of America. I will just preface this by saying I am in fact 17 years old, I am white, and I do live in America. I am being spied on constantly. They watch what I do, they read my emails, and they probably snicker at the things I watch. The time is going to come when the US government will arrest me simply for not agreeing with them. Where men and women will not have their say any where. And for now, we have to pay a tax for people who live off welfare (lazy bastards) who won't do anything with it and will only buy drugs and beer, even Kafka would find this shit unbelievable.

Another thing to add to his list of his accomplishments.

That would be a good source of protein for that poor bastard.

though sadly there are some among us who want to act like they're not deviants and theyre some fucking choirboys.


im glad you got free, no walls can hold your shitposting in.

well right now we're doing a roof, floors, drywall, countertop, cabinets, painting, and some other shit that'll probably come up. lots to do. the next house, who knows? itd be nice to have a partner!

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KISS ME user

I thought you were 18 now.

And that the difference between those boring bastards and us.
Deep down inside them they enjoy the Chaos and craziness.


Working with a partner is even more fun!

The bastard is a fucking mess.

who is this user even talking to

Damn Id love to shove my face right up into those asscheeks and lick the god damn hell outta that sweet lil balloon knot of a butthole get my tongue everywhere in there reach around dittle the skittle get you have squirting orgasms drenching the entire room I pick you up and slide that nasty butt down over my mushroom tip and bounce that lil body up and down take you to fuckin pound town make that ass clap throw you down on the bed and lay into that shitter spank that ass shake a fart out of it hump that dumper super sexxy like wake up the neighbors screaming in ecstacy more orgasms pick you up and point that pussy towards the plant that thing needs a lil water spray with your squirting cum then finally I blast a load all over those chesticles

Vincent.

His face sure is.

we all enjoy chaos. its the natural state of bread.

Talk about turning the heat up!
Dayum…

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Dubs confirm.

But I'm not that evil I wish he gets his shit together.

and grooms himself up.
He could get a nice looking Peruvian Boyfriend if he gets to that level.

and here we are to provide it.

whats even happening

Seems like some one got Stoned or really wasted.

I just hope he keeps writing.

The natural state of the Bread.

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You are drunk.

Nothing could fix this shit.

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The Party is just Unstoppable!

boner prevention tip for you since the muscle flex thing didn't work. I think I know why it didn't work btw and please don't take any offense but maybe your leg muscles aren't big enough to suck away the required amount of blood while flexing. It's okay a lot of people skip leg day. Anyways you need to get a pack of tampons when you go to pick up beer, say they are for gf. Then you simply shove one in bum and tie the string around dick, keeping it securely in place

People Think I'm always drunk.
I wonder why that is?

Not you.

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAE! Hey youve met my friend Dissy right? Also Fleur's here and hes a super cutie. We should all come to your place for a cuddle party!

Unff….

This guy

Coming down with the rudeness

murf!

Those gooks are about to chop my fucking head off!

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I'm listening~

I didn't wanted to say that in public but can I keep them in my HDD?

It's for…
Hard to explain.
Really Hard…

Kawaii Yoga!

I'm really Flexible!

You just strike me as the type who focuses solely on upper body strength. Am I wrong?

kek

Woohoo party at Gae's!


Awww well of course you can, thanks for asking!

.. yes sir

Oh, my mistake. I guess the broflex does come with some leg stuff. What we really need to get you is a power rack. squats and oats, we can get a lot of muscle on your frame in no time. I can spot you on the really heavy lifts

Who want some Tacos al pastor?
Excuse my outfit anonymous reasons if you are wondering why I'm covered.

Well I already have 2 the ones you posted yesterday but I always like to be polite and ask for permission.

Actually I mean no you're not what I actually only been correct on both of these allegations

If you are all well behaved, you might be lucky and I might show you a few magic tricks.
Like pulling a pink snake out of a hat and letting you pet it. I might even give you special secret cuddles~

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That would be great

Holy shit this speech to text functionality on my iPhone is not the best

If you were posting in Spanish I would actually be scared.
Wondering if you are my best friend talking about the gym.

youre free to save any of my pics Dissy, Im flattered *Squee*


I think I could be a good boy for you. Ooooooooh special secret cuddles! *double squee*

Mfw at some point in my life nick name was El Taliban.

kek

Heya Gae, how're you?

Now I just to go to a tanning place a bunch so I won't stand out as much. Or maybe I can undergo the same controversial skin pigmentation alteration as Kirk Lazarus. Then i can do a crash course in spanish and you can help with pronunciation. Finally we can tour the bars of south texas doing our billy joel covers while we get swole on the side. How is the birb btw?

I probably should get a power rack now that you mention it but quit use would it be without you

god I love being a man, lol one time me and some bros were just sitting around blazeing and this dumb chick whose wanted to get with me for a while was chilling with us and I go "hey ruth, go get me my leftover subway in the fridge" the bitch actually did it!!! when she gets back I go "your gonna make a great mother someday, ruth" me and my friends were all snickering at her

That would actually be hot to look at.

sounds like some one has got everything planned.
so creepy.
better load up some gun or something.

Hell yeah dude let's get fucking Swoll. I am 200% down for this. So I have no idea who that is or what the circumstances surrounding the more I am on my phone and cannot quickly Google search any of this

They aren't even that expensive, not that it's an issue but maybe you are frugal. I got a rogue rack and bar and plates and bench. A bit pricier but high quality stuff, would recommend.

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~♥
How have you been lately?


I'm well
Got work this afternoon so can't relax too much.
After yesterday I realised how many weak points I have and it's re-motivated me in my training.
How about yourself?

ive been great, enjoying some pics of Fleur, terrorizing Smuglord, and preparing for a big move

What the fuck is your big move

Billy joel is the guy who wrote the song you are supposed to be learning the harmonica part for, have you not started? I suppose you may need the harmonica first.
Would you be cool with taking hgh or maybe a light tren cycle? Never used it myself but the results speak for themselves.

Can I see?

Nice, where are you moving to?

I'm typically against those things tbh… but no saying what would happen under peer pressure.

This Thread is turning out to be so gay.
that even Travis poster may end up waking up with Twilihaze and Skye.

Kill yourself.

kek

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...

Just don't let either of those faggots cum inside you.

I didn't know you were gay when we first talked. I wonder if you would think I was hot.

I'm good, just relaxing atm.
playing some Doom.
GReat game haha

I actually was wondering that.

That's why I asked you about your looks I don't know if you remember.
I'm not gay I would consider myself as a sexual opportunist.

I just hope you don't get creped out.

Yes, who knows what could happen?
Just think about those unparalleled gains

Nice
The original Doom or the new one?


What are your biggest tun ons?

Either way I'm a Faggot any way.

ask Fleur, i think hes still around.

going to Kansas. itsl ike the red center of Murica except minus Ayres Rock. But its sort of like Straya so in a way I'll be closer to yoU, Gae!

I actually love to watch cute thin white boys.

Instantaneous turn on.

Doom 4 the newest one :3
I'm taking a break now though.
It's really great

looks like another late night awake for me again

yeah really good

*does cute thin white boy things*

NOOOOO

Turn off your Expensive PC.
Get comfy in your pijama.
and get into the bed right now!

and I MEAN IT!

Yeah I remember. I told you the girls in high school called me johnny depp. and showed you that pic of the guy I kind of look like. except i don't have long hair.

youtube.com/watch?v=sRNW-tAKkY0

on my laptop right now, and i'm just too awake now

I was driving around doing stuff..

How bad is your influence?

Wouldnt worry about it, Reecey doesnt know how to listen and behave.

I promised to not fap today!

Stop!

Uhmmm… do you look like the night stalker?

I think he is so good looking.

Turn it off Reece.

It's about Damned time!

there has to be something we could do to fix him.
and make him wear the maid outfit.

He's hiding at the moment

Nice

Just don't get eaten by spiders.


What about muscly skinny white men?


Thought so I was just double checking though.
It's an annoying trend of naming remakes the same as the original that has emerged.


Howdy Reece!
Staying up past your bed time again?

I have dark hair and eyes like that.

unfff! if you are as good looking as Fleur and Blewby.
Unf!

whoa momma

lol, i don't really have a bedtime. essentially it's just whenever i'm tired right now

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thats a silly promise


we'll flush him out with gay things.

and i promise, no spiders *hug*


gae is supoer hawt. send him some pics

Ohm my!

Then you are a sexy Travis poster.

I hope you don't get creped out!

We are just friends and I want it to continue to be that way.

What the heck happened there? Jeezz..

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...

no

brb guyz

I don't know about fleur, but I'm skinnier and a lot more muscular than blewby. I'm a lot hairier as well though and not as cuddly.


Fair enough
Do you have a job?


I'm not sure that is going to work……

*Hugs and squeezes your butt**

No you get to sleep right now my Trips demand it!

I guessed my post would be that number, but my pic was on that number, so good enough

I'm not. You said you weren't gay but an opportunist. Does that mean you still like vagina?

who are you?

not currently noop

not currently noop

Order has been restored!
Dysnomia has resigned!

My gardner is being very noisy…

I figure.
I used to be like you as well until I got a job.
Now I love sleep.

really?

I noticed he removed me on twitter and then readded me or something..

what's even happening

yay bani's back!

...

Dayum…

I have a slutty neighbour she is such a cutie and a great cock sucker.

But she doesn't do anal.

such a waste.
Tbh I don't get as much action as I would like to.

the last time with her was just a quickie on the rooftop 2 weeks ago and the crazy bitch doesn't even talk to me.
My best friend sister is always available but she is too fat.

still, no.

i have worked before tho

I'm not bani, he is

also add him and me on twitter twitter.com/banishitposter

lmao

Really?

can you link the post?

I thought he was chill.

Do you like sucking cock more. Or eating pussy?

logs

bad to the bone
What type of stuff did you do, did you pick up boner tampons?
Should I go b-dubs?

Both.
I could not tell you, it just depends on the situation and how hot I'm feeling at the time.

wat.

I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT

asshole
what's b-dubs? if it's cool than yeah

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I see. Well then you are bi.

I can't tell if that is a positive or negative damn…


What was the job?

Pussy has better taste.
tbh.
thinking about it with a little more time.

It's positive whenever you see me using it.

You aren't a very good faggot then.

youtube.com/watch?v=FMrIy9zm7QY


Oh okay, thanks

I don't like fancy names.
I'm like a Buzzard when it comes to sex.

disgusting fucking faggot kill yourself

social care.

buffalowildwings, it is not cool but sometimes I go there anyways. I have the all time high score on the arcade basketball game there. Then I would probably go play roulette at the casino which is right next to it. I always go max bet red or black and I always walk out with at least double what I came in with. Did you get more beer at least?

That sounds interesting

Can confirm, I eat Bani all the time in my fantasies

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Would you rather eat out a girl who hasn't showed for 3 days. Or suck the 3 day unwashed dick?

yup yup!

...

Dick

...

...

Uhmmmm…

Depends on the Girl/Guy.

But if they are ones that I have a crush for I would go for both.

Are you bi too?

Yes

wenas!

I couldn't imagine sucking a cock. washed or not.

You don't have swag bro

Damn! Sounds like we might end up having a gay party.

Am I the only straight person here. I feel like such a normie.

Indeed

HNNNNNNNNNNG

Yeah, I did. Reminds me when I used to go to pizzahut, I rarely ever go now, haven't in over a year. But I used to play this 80s arcade thing there you pilot a space ship and shoot bees and lots of stuff. My dad had the high score there and I was like 3rd or something. He made a hug deal about it in front of people, clapping ad going WOOOO lmfao

You i'd be surprised!

Hehehe actually.

totes 4reelz

okay
*hugs*

As well he should. Do you ever think of returning to take down his score? I think it is important that you do it. You can then reward yourself with mediocre pizza while you bathe in the glow of victory. How many beers will you drink tonight do you think, more than ten?

¬_¬

You seemed to be entertained by my incest fetish. If you remember.

checkt
I do, but unfortunately those machines no longer exist there…
this was like 5 years ago an stuff..

last time I went to piza hut with my dad was because I was involved in a police chase on a new dirtbike I had just got, I escaped and they recognized me and called my dad about it so he wanted to talk about it there..

no, just 2. I ave 2 with me atm.

how does your new plane fly

Do you ever get scared of crashing? I'd be fucking terrified, I hate heights.

...

Gae is cute.

Tell Reece to go to sleep.

I have to go out and get some food to eat.

See ya later Travis poster and Blewberry.
Reece get to sleep ASAP
Gae have a Good Night you Sexy being!
Raptor I hope you can forgive me.

how could I forget it.

You and Sol have a weird fetish.

Would you give succ to pic related? He's cute and earned it :3

checked
Right, well it appears that victory will be forever his. How many police chases total have you been in? I think it's three but I keep hearing about new ones.
I hope those are 40s, two cans of beer will not suffice
Which new plane?

Have a good one.

Yes.

goodnight, i'm just not tired. i want to do stuff tonight… not sure what

blue one

I've been been in quite a few tbh.. usually when I'm on a motorcycle I will just floor it and not stop for them.. I do if I'm on a truck/car

I can't recall how many I have been in, but I have been arrested for evading arrest a few times

okay

Have fun


Go to sleep

praise the moon

Steven universe is gr8

You both need to leave

make me

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shutup

fite me

you go first

idk who you are but i like you

dirty hoe slut tramp bitch hoe mothafuckin apple family a shit

It is great, many of the components are carbon so it is very light, and it has a powerful engine for its size. As a result it can take off in fifty feet, which is not very many feet at all for a plane to take off in. I am seldom scared while I fly. One time my instructor shut off the fuel valve while i wasn't looking and the engine quit, that was a little surprising. I can't wait to show you the other one, it is completely open to the air, like a sky motorcycle.
It's a little ridiculous you have been in enough that you can't keep track, you should at least start filming your escapes with a gopro.

You are very ok

I'm the texan

never seen steve universe before, what's it about?

No, I suspect you will pull a gun on me.

Hi again

...

I made the thread silent

legit qt tbh

It's about asexual crystal lesbians

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Continue posting cute images.

Such a waste of dubs


Why thank you
You are greatly average as well


Crystal tumblr lesbians raping each other and why it's okay to genocide earth.

I was actually thinking this because I feel as though it might come off as I'm bullshitting sometimes, but I have been in quite a few.. Also most of those chases are with boarder patrol, they don't really do much if they catch you anyway. Well at least in my case since I wasn't really doing anything other than acting suspicious when they try to stop me near the river.

I imagine an engine failure in one of those is much less spooky than when in a helie tho


Me neither.


I'd srsly never.. unless you were a loon in my immediate presence..

I am exactly that.

...

Doubt it. You don't communicate like one. I'm far better at coming off as one.

;~;

...

whenever it's on tv, it's about time to change the channel.

wana take ecstasy and watch zootopia with me at my house?

hey wuma

I want to but I don't know if it's safe to meet up with people from Holla Forums

Kinda jealous.

kissies 4 bani plz

i want make currency out of their cuteness

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do i look like an insane swede to you?

what could possible go wrong

ok


wana take ecstasy and watch zootopia with me at my house?

We can watch it in my room and then play night crawlers, or just drive to what-a-burger at midnight and eat whataburger in the bed of my tuck and then crawl over each other in the parking lot

it's like dead at that time here so noone would notice or even care tbh

im super srs right now

I would like all of those things, yes.

wuma is not insane

wuma is a mastermind

You're insane, but not stupid.

You could happen to meet up with an Aussie cowboy pony who happens to take you into the outback where you are never heard from again…..

who are you? I would be ok as long as you're not going to kidnap me.


wuma is not stupid, faggot

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Skitty
Can you message discardio for me and let him know he doesn't need forgiveness please?
I assume you have him on steam

a lot of masterminds are insane.


i'll take that as a compliment, i guess.

You are a 2 dimensional anime character? How unfortunate. Not my type at all.

Odioso.

No, I do not have him on steam. I offered to get them a steam account but they were all salty about it.

It was. He really isn't a bright boy. Just look at who he's buttbuddies with

Como eres en persona?

What the hell is up with rainbow dash there?

… wuma hates me..

i just like them a lot

Es secreto, mi amigo.

Ah, I see, thanks anyway I'll tell him next time he's Holla Forumsread side

scarred by the crystal wars

That's REALLY fuckin rood johnny I know it's you

alternate timeline dash from a reality where the mane six never defeated king sombra.

Like a loyal dog who licks the hand that abused him.

YOURE NTO SKINNIER THAN ME!

wat?
WHAT!?
WHAAAAAAT!?!?!?!

Es bien. No mi importa mucho eso, mas la personalidad que todo..

season 5 stuffs

Gae's word is law

...

from last season's finale.

laaaaaaame

La mía no es de tu agrado.

yeah its totally a thing

I don't understand this and you better tell me what this means in english….

nah

You do not like my personality.

/r/ some clop pics I'm horny

i dont appreciate you enough skittles
yous a good pony

I was BLESSED by KEK
Also, Apples are shit. Especially Applejack. Just fucking kill that country bitch.

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DIE IN A FIRE

I am so~

You are kind of pudgy like a teddy bear
I'm lean meat


WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Nice dubs!

I'm skinnier than you~


I'll kidnap you!


My trips disagree

reroll

If that was correct I would talk to you as I talk to blueberry

what do you have against Applejack?

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...

Post pics now and we will have a thin off. Also I weigh 180 Lbs and im 6'1


yeah dashy fought king somra's forces after the apocalypse, it was boss.


thank you Daddy!


crying horse noises

happy horse noises!

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you are a monster

season 5 is my favorite season since 2.
finale isn't as good as 4's, but the alt timelines are pretty neat. apparently equestria gets fucked over many different ways if the mane six never meet up.

I'm bored.

this is why you must bow down and accept your diapery fate.

Hi bored. I'm rose.
Nice to meet you.

saym

i'd tell you to go to bed, but meh.

warin.space

Your friend sounds lame af

Hi rose

Go away

TLDR: My friend and I dont know how phones or ubers work, but I at least can into bribery

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all me

Well considering how I tower above you I'd have to go pretty far before you couldnt see me anymore

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Hey skitty.
How are you?

stop posting my dox guys

Why is my private photo online?

lmao

thank you

Eep >.

Right now.

please don't post my private pictures

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go away freak

great, how's you?

i baked this for you. please don't look for the original

you mean these? nice try guy.

Drunk. I woke up in the morning and my mom told me to finish the beer I had last night.

Tired. Wanna rabbit?
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

Her butt is a bit small, but I like it.

Why would she tell you to do that?

nope

I'm 163 Lbs = 74 kg / 181 cm (I don't know what that is in feet)

I forgot how weird the show started getting in season 5…

You are welcome though I'm not sure what you are thanking me for…


The last episode I watched was the fan episode and I felt like I was having a stroke the whole time.

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so it doesn't stagnate? iduno
if I don't drink it who will?

sure what we watchin?

that's a shame, you missed the dream episode, which was even more insane than the fan ep.

Nothing atm.

You, later?

Luna's dream where there is the giant derpy?
I thought was the episode before the fan one?

Dont worry you are safe


lolno

yep

that cat in the background tho…

I would not trust them he looks menacing

Go Outside, get a torta, get some booze and weed.
Reece must be sleeping by now.

Reece is still awake…
Damn…

freak

oh wait, you're right.

y u post sqsqsq if u no sqsq?


holy hell i need to lose weight! i must diet!


mostly for the kind offer to kidnap me hehe


mexikike

bully

NOOOOO.

You look perfect!

Skooma can drive you wild if you're not careful.
And nothing is scarier than a cat on skooma.


That's a cat, diaperfriend

How was your day sir?

I'm so bored

...

i will take ur lunch money!


Gaeburn weighs 17 lbs less than me., its terrible.


so it is. sorry i saw the floofy tail girl and got all hopeful. cute tho!
*squee*

No I'm not. I just looked it up.
The last episode I watched was the dream episode. The fan episode was before it.


You are welcome

I told you

Which one of us is taller?


I also have more muscle as well and muscle weighs more than fat.

I've figured out whats wrong with America. It took a lot of contemplation(beer) but now I know. The automobile industry has failed to use enough chrome and primary colors. Oh and we need more cars with 350 small blocks in them.

learn to shit post

Lol. Work for 12 hours cause I asked for more hours.
But there's jello shots in the fridge for no fucking reason, so I'm pretty stoked about that. :D


All is good.

In TES lore, skooma/moonsugar affects khajiit differently m8.

I love you

mfw even Baniposter has obscure fetishes.

How tall is he?

I like skinny boys but you look just right!
don't lose an ounce!


Tiny engine blocks would be so neat.

I love the 650cc cars the Japanese have!

not enough ice cream paint jobs and stock low pros imo but yeah you right

just let me know when youre heading over. if you dont have the cloroform i can get you some.


i think you're about the same height as me. i do have a little bit of tummy flab i could stand to lose but theres virtually nothing else.


dang…. sadpony…


yay sqsqsq is here!


yay!

Pic just for you from my private collection.

we're similar height i think,… thats sweet of you, but no. I must do health things now and become equal to gae's weight. not sure how. i only eat two meals a day as it is usually…

You are absolutely correct.
But they just get less affected to it due to constant exposure to moon sugar.

They still get all the hallucinagenic effects.

verily. also the blacks.

I am amused by the lack of african americans in that image.

Thats 350 cubic inches son. No silly cees for my enmjin.

my dad had a 55 chevy like that. same color and everything, same wheels. i've only seen pictures of it.

wolfgirl is hawt

Oooh! Sounds good too!

Of all the crowds that crazy truck man could've bulldozed over. The times the freeways were crowded with BLM protestors would've been golden.

favorite song

Yeps.

Blewbs!!!!!

My dad had an orange one if what my mom said was right.

We have a few of those out here I hear. Not sure if they come to car shows though.

Cool cars tho
Safety standards have ruined the aesthetics of modern automobiles
Sure the cars are many many times safer, but at what cost
post more car

I do not hate Steven Universe, and in fact, look forward to the next episode.

OW wow!
How do you manage to keep yourself alive with two meals a day???
I weigh 170lbs and I can eat 5 times in a single day, if work it's to heavy.
if it's a chill day like today is.
I just eat 3 times a day.


Oh! forget about the neat tiny cars then.
Fucking Imperial and metric system.
Confusing every poor soul around the world.

isis supports blm.
it would never ever happen. if they wanted to they could have struck a hundred different ways by now. snipers, vehicles, ground forces mixed with the crowd… the list goes on.

rpg aboard a stolen news chopper, there's another one.

Thanks. Not really though.

FUCK YOU SMUGLORD!

Went to a car show yesterday. Really miss my camera. Needs to get a new one soon.

howsu?


You are dead to me.


haha youre younger and have a higher metababolism probably. I eat breakfast and lunch and maybe a snack later in the day and im good, i dont get hungry or anything.

Oh okay
I was hoping I was taller but oh well.

What about thighs and butt.
I had a lot of hidden fat there that I burnt off.

I still love you though~

I'd rather you be awake the whole time.
Bound gagged and blindfoled so all you can do is lay there in anticipation, with nothing but the smell of petrol and musk and the sound of you going further and further away from home.


Depends on the size of meals, what they consist of, when you eat them and how much exercise you do. Alcohol is also a massive factor. I work out regularly and only eat lean meat, vegetables, oats and the occasional piece of fruit and naughty treat.


Why don't you go to the steven universe thread instead?

I had a really really neat 90 cc motorcycle once. That I do miss loys.

iz dat your wolfy hat?

ruuuby

say something that'll boost my mood plz

Oh, right…because they kill american cops. Did you read the petition response by the Whitehorse on classifying BLM as a terrorist group?


Despite your size, you would actually make a pretty decent MILF. No joke.

Oh I'm not Smuglord. And since Smuglord is Valor, he id inherently my enemy. But I digress that Steven Universe is a good show, and Rebecca Sugar is a good writer.

Because I also like ponies… and I like trolling Holla Forumsread.

You are the cutest Fluttershy poster in Holla Forumsread.

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Sweet, see some good stuff?
What happen to old camera?

Pretending to be retarded isn't trolling

Think of all the things you could do instead of watching tumblruniverse.
You could have spent your time reading about theoretical TES lore and complaining about filthy Skyrim cajuuulz on Holla Forumsee

Wait! I thought that was Skitty!

t-thanks…. how are you?

i got about a sentence or two into it before rage quitting. obviously president nigger is going to give violent blacks a free pass. he literally said it was hard to untangle the dallas shooter's motives.
the dude fucking TOLD you what they were. in plain english. blm is a domestic terror group. if i was the fbi, i would do a sting and pose as isis agents trying to recruit these blm chumps. you'd snare so many sjw twats that way.

SEMPAI

But sometimes trolling is pretending to be retarded

well when im sitting naked on the floor at your feet you will be.


i dunno my legs and butt are pretty toned, youve seen them often enoguh to know, i work on ym feet all day so that helps.

awwww i still wub you too!


i would happily drive to australia with you like that Daddy!


i eat breakfast and lunch only, i try not to eat anything later, but i do admit i tend to eat some fatty foods like cream sauces and steak and such… i do eat fruit every day though but i also love cheese and dairy. i also have 1 glass of whole milk a day and the occasional alcohols

Every car there was one I would love to have. I went storm chasing and tried to take pics in the middle of storm. Camera not water proof darn it.

Oh I'm not pretending to be retarded. I legitimately like the show Steven Universe. It's trolling because I also know that it's going to get on your nerves, and I'm going to shove it in your face until you start sharpening your fingernails and clawing up the couch.

Sweaty. Been doing some Pokemon Go.

Tell me more about show. Compare to adventure time and Gravity falls.

Ruby. You are playing a dangerous game by being mean to Daddygaeburn and agreeing with Smuglord. Either of those alone would earn you my wrath

I like you a lot Ruby

Hai gaiz

Don't do those deranged dangerous diets, dont put yourself in danger, we have rejects in the future to finish.
I'm like a cat, I have 9 thousand lives, but I dunno about you.

Honda lasts forever.

I know Ruby but since that pest showed up even I got a slight interest in SU.

Any way!

blewberry

What would The Blueberries of Wrath look like?

no i like him more!

as much as I like u?

Scat volcano!
It's all I can think of!

Ching chang chong pandas

Thats what it was! I could take it anywhere and 2 and a half gallons gas would last forever.

diaper spam, fictitious screencaps and make believe stories

This.

MY FUCKING SIDES

Hush she was very nice girl, pandas and all.

perhaps..

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yay fleur!


I survived the mod wars, not much can kill me. dont worry m8 i'll be here for ya.


sieg heil!


too terrible to behold

Normally as a means to point out another persons retardation in order to emphasise their stupidity to others or as a means to schism existing tensions between members of the same community. Just saying things that are retarded does not a good troll make.


Oooh baby

As it would.

This would be a big factor


Being genuinely retarded isn't trolling

But I just stopped doing that :/


Howdy!
How are you?

Did you get to fist her?

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I have only seen a couple of episodes of Gravity Falls, so I cannot compare to that. For Adventure Time… I would say AT is definitely better, but Steven Universe does have some similar factors, mainly because Rebecca Sugar who does most of the shit for SU used to be a writer for AT and now sometimes still does episodes (did the Marceline "Vampires" mini series). The music is nice, there's good plot continuity, and any episode that isn't filler is pretty enjoyable.

Keep trying to put Reece in diapers and I'll push harder. 1-2-3-4 I declare a troll war.

Aww, thanks~

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That I believe!!!!

ewwwwww!

one of my friends has a Honda XR450cc 99, the thing got completely burned in the middle of a fire in a warehouse, mechanics managed to pull it together.
and rise it from the junk yard.
I love scaring people and kids with the noise that beast produces.

right now I dunno If I should save for a Honda XR250 tornado or get tools or a pick up truck.

hey there

Sounds alright then.

Truck is always good. You can use to haul all the other toys around.

Gud, u missed me posting pics

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Who is this?

those mantels are so common here in Mexico.

Indeed. Some people will bitch because it promotes lesbian shit, but really, the gems are sexless alien rock people who can choose their own appearance. How Steven came to be is beyond me, but the only clue the show gives us is that he is his own mother. Yeah…

VALOR IS SCUM
But Instinct is worse, and now they've claimed my best friend.

qt diaper grill!


in your opinion what part of my diet should i probably cut out? the cheese can definitely go.

i want to be skinny and cute for you!


I gave up on Reece, he doesnt follow orders or come through on assigned tasks the way a proper pet should. You can have him. Hes still cute though just needs too much training.


youve never incurred my wrath and you never will, youre too fun!


How goes it? is atlanta the planet of the chimps yet?


I literally want you to die. The world will be better without you. Please kill yourself you fat worthless fuck.

too soon faggot.

I haven't even watched the thing.

I'm being Honest, I might be what ever you want me to be, but I'm not a liar.

smuglord did nothing wrong

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i'm alright, and no, not yet.
i assume that's coming soon though. how's it going with you?

My!

This is a good one.

MYSTIC CAN GO UP IN FLAMES
I'm so sorry

You will…sooooon.

nigga u trollin


oooh that must be from the past year or so cuz thats a newer diaper.


aw sheeeeeeeeit hide ya melons.

Im pretty good, hangin out after a fun day!


you should have been aborted. but better late than never. pills are the cowards way out, try that since I know you're too worthless and feeble minded to use a gun like a man

I actually picture him, as this fat annoying manlet, that makes noises when breathes.

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drink bleach

This pic disterbs me. I must post enough fur to unsee it.

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Just avatarfag as someone from Steven Universe. He'll go NUTS!

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BAAAAAAAAM!
DAYUM!
Holy Crap!
what should I do man?
Get wasted or get Stoned?
I got some Tequila.
and some heavy hitting Indica strain.

I've been training him for my own purposes. These do not involve diapers, but they may involve girly clothes and/or fursuits.

YOU CANNOT CREATE FIRE IN NEGATIVE KELVIN
Take down every Instinct gym you see. Valor is at least an honorable opponent.

nopes nopes nopes

if only you knew

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negative Kelvin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Use Chrysalises if you want to go there!

We ill see.
But my bond with Blewby in the Skittyhole cult is far stronger!

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snuggies AND cushies, they have good taste!


dayum


look squirrel theres boobi


and when hes eating a sandwich he gets winded.

I don't like drinking anymore so I say get high.

Yes, Could I see them?


Sadly alcohol is the main cause of weight gain.
I haven't had a drink in months because I know I'll regret it later and I have a bottle of my favourite scotch nearby tempting me. Also, maybe you could cut out dairy all together and switch to soy. If you aren't looking to build muscle, it will help you maintain more feminine qualities.
I'd also strongly recommend moderate exercises such as jogging, squats, crunches, leg lifts and lunges. They are relatively easy and you don't need any equipment. If you do a few sets of 12 a day you will lose a lot of weight and tone everything up nicely.

Wow, that is really harsh coming from you blewby

The Skittyhole is a lie!

The skitty hole is a cult?

Who's passing out kool-aid?

Ahhh that is right. Kelvin goes down to absolute 0, Celcius down to -273

I'll convert you yet.

You are screwing with squirrel!

I wanted to ask him if he had Cholos low raiders in his pics!

how hot is 1 chrysalis?

Highly unlikely.

hmmmm boobies!

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One Chrysalis represents the amount of energy required to raise a brony to the cumming point.

last one

I was goona use Kates but Chrysalis's are more widly recognized.

I'm just LMFAO!


To honour our friendship man!

You evil Bastard…

Brb.

Blewby get rid of the Smuglord.

This is pure degeneracy.
But it's still nothing compared to Steven universe.

not for me. I have a drink a day at the very most, and usually just one a week. But I could cut down even more if you think thats best.

noooooope. I dont trust anything with milk in its name that aint made of milk

oh I do moderate exercise too but not so much in the aerobics department.


sorry, im not trying to insult fatties in general, i just want this particular fatty to kill himself.


I MAD!


convert yourself to a fucking corpse.

Nearly 12:00
I'm going to feel gr8 in the morning
Goodnight everyone

oh so the equivalent metric for me is one unicorn
where does this energy come from and where does it go? where did he come from cotton eye joe

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Im trying but he keeps not dying!


Back to hell where you belong!

This might help explane it to you.
youtube.com/watch?&v=fDhP4jtrF58

Sleep well.

sleep well

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OH GOD, HE'S…I'M BEING CAST INTO HELL.
CURSE YOU DIAPEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeersssssss

OH GOD THIS THING IS UGLIER THAN ALL THE PREVIOUS THINGS WHY???????? IS THIS THE TRUE FACE OF SMUGLORD? Why would you post this

Anyone here hunt?

I want Princess Celestia to spank me and tell me how naughty I've been.

It's up to you, it would help with weight lose though.

Fair enough

I'm just giving suggestions.

It wasn't the fat part.
It was 'fuck' I can't remember you ever swearing before, it's quite divergent from your normal thread presence.

noes!!!!!

you could just get ruby to do that

I haven't been hunting since I was little, but I am the best shot out of all my brothers.

You tell me who, and where, and I promise it won't be traced back to you.

I've been looking into it recently.
Not much here though except for hares, razorbacks and foxes.

I do.

That was a pretty great fic.

Im.getting into bow hunting


U missed pics of me lol

Doen shoot no foxes. They might be friends!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=SDqLvt4LRVs

i would hunt you. and cuddle you!


alright im cutting out alcohol and cheese from now on! and thanks for the suggestions, i really appreciate it Gae *hug* i'll let you know how my weight loss plans go.

oh… sorry *squee* am i not allowed to use bad language?

Sweet


Teehee gaaay

Oh, fun.

And then it happens God comes down and delivers Judgment Day your existence depends entirely on your ability to be remembered by posters in the thread around you

What will happen in that scenario if you were to not be remembered then you would not exist or be allowed to go to heaven but if you were to be remembered you would continue to exist how well do you believe that any given user of this thread would recall your presece

???


They are pests here though.
Also I'm not really sure I'd hunt them anyway.
I wouldn't eat them and wouldn't make a trophy so it would just be pointless. I was thinking duck would be better because then I could at least them.
That's a cool song by the way. Where is it from?


Nice, Good luck!

No

Yeah.

Wose is a fuggin goofbaal

so gay!

shooting foxes is HIGHLY helpful in Australia cuz they dont belong there and are wrecking the shit out of Australia's everything.


*hug* i'll keep it clean for you, especially now that smug is gone.

U

Hey Kat.


The picture you posted above was made for some fanfic a while back. It was a fic about Braeburn being the coolest fucking cowboy.

It was great. I wonder if I can still find it.

I want make Celestia proud and have her reward me in return.

I will fucking kill you.
No homo.

I have to leave in around half an hour


Howdy scoks!


good


Okay, cool

Ah la madre

Puta my hearth beat is so smooth.

I just want to lay really low

God sends down his Valkyries and being remembered by posters maters little because they ignore anything that doesn't invole dieing in gloriouse battle.

NEW THREAD

I guess it wasn't that image.
fimfiction.net/story/44194/colt-of-the-west

I'll leave this here for you.

I want her to give me hands on sexual education.

those tripdubs make me proud

Well if you gonna shoot foxes in Aus. You gotta shoot cats too!!!!!!!

I want to cum inside Princess Celestia and call her mom.

Do not shoot cats!

Im kinda k


Teehee


Mmm, wonder how many bottoms i could turn into tops

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/k/ool

S>>5993430
Damn.

Kust imagine tyhe people that has no one for them at home.

Thas teh problem. Cats hat anything that can do stuff they can't.(burds). In Aus. burds are stupid about cats and cats eats them all up!!

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Just laid the smackdown on an Instinct gym a couple blocks away from my town. This is Mystic turf, you fucking cunts.

Tempted to take down another one that is currently in Valor turf. That motherfucker normally has like… 9 Valor pokemon stacked in it at all times, but right now has three Instinct mons.

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Instinct?

Yellow team in Pokemon Go.

test1

Once this thread makes it to Page 10, all niggers who were enslaved will be free.

last

Ayy lmao