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send me the anthrax so i can cultivate it for my own purposes

heya Scotch!

stop talking to me in spanish

Heya Scotch, how're you?

How's it going Rosey?

The other thread was closed. I am fairing well to those who asked. Looking forward to being a piece of shit on the Internet after an evening of socializing OUTSIDE. It was awful.

who's doing that?

I dunno.
how come smoking weed makes me insanely suicidally depressed? I don't get it.

I'm fine though.
how are you?

por que no mas hablamos con tu en espanol?

why was that awful? if I may ask.

Wa Wa

Wa Wa

Wa Wa

Too much smoking going on. I am going to try to get rid of the smell.

Waaaaa Waaaaa

Waaaaa Waaaaa

Waaaaa Waaaaa

alright.

WAAAAAA

I asked!
Sounds terrible.
did you have fun?

Well, it is a depressant
dum dum tish!

It's not a good thing that you're feeling that way.
Maybe you need to watch something funny while you smoke if you're going to?

What's up with you?

I just got back from celebrating another birthday with my family, guess what kind of cake they served

not a lot. another day of battling the evil smuglord.

Was it that sesame cake you hate?

it takes me from thinking too much, to thinking way too much too fast.

I tried that. didn't work.
I'm not high now btw. in case you were worrying.

Smoke less or get different weed.

Wa Wa
Waaaaa Waaaaa

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no more!

Wa Waaaaa

Try Anons advice here;

I've never smoked anything so I can't help you with this I'm sorry D:

Fucking every time. There's like ten people in my family, that's an average of about one shitty cake per month. Meanwhile in the third world people have actual problems

Maybe we should send him a gift basket with clorox coupons

I'm quitting.
it's too much. no thanks.

just ram a peach up there

good idea!

dont go getting ideas. peachers are for nomming on!

Indeed. Peaches are not for sticking up your bum. Ruby is for sticking up your bum.

Hi~

No.

;_;

youre such a bad influence

hey carrot!

What are you doing? :)

I dunno, shitty cakes pretty serious even in the third world.
Their cakes are made from actual mud!

That's ok Rosey~

kek

Rubies are expensive though… and sharp

G'day

being irresponsible!
what are you up to?

Staying up late

Also, here's the sexiest Bani pic yet

Hi doubles

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bani is such a cutie

hellooo

yeah. it looks nice.
do you draw bani? or are you just a fan?

huh? I'm not speaking spanish.

I agree!

I draw Bani sometimes, but I'm mostly just a fan. Too bad ezpups, her original creator, hates me. She's too egotistical to come to this thread I bet, but if you want her to, then feel free to try to get her to visit this thread, lol.

why would I want to bring them here?
this is purgatory.

I was just wondering.

Why do people in the third world fuck, having children just perpetuates the misery and starvation

I don't want to be forced to use more unorthodox methods

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a triple!

ok, imagine a world where there is nothing to do but survive.
What would you do for fun?
Rape and pillage.
Literally nothing else to do.

I am not fucking with you.

Hi! How are you, Carrot-chan?

Reece is for kissing, cuddling, watching movies with, and sodomizing.

Sadly, yes

Depends on the cut.

Let's try getting Tara Strong to visit this thread and make a post lmao

Bored and doing nothing.

how do we do that?

well that all sounds legi….HEY!

boring…

bruh i think my bird might be hungry and it's midnight

Why does anyone fuck? Sticking your penis into a nice tight hole feels good.

who?

Lo siento

Yup, more than likely.
Did you read the recipe I linked you in steam?
Or do you have an larvae?

What have I missed?

I had fun until my lungs begged me to leave. How were the movies?

no segas asi

skitty is drunk and carrot is calling tara strong here.
I haven't been paying attention to much else.

forgive me, master.

okay. sorry.

I saw this in a google documentary, what are they trying to tell us?

Yeah except there are no ferraris in Africa

It won't feel good when they are eating your food during the famine

Sorry.. I didn't.. can you pls link it again? sorry… i tend to veer out of subjects and stuff when there is a lot of noise around me…

Which of these is the biggest qt?

they like ponis.

the third one.

You should do something more fun than nothing. LIke I don't know, play Minecraft.

Nothing on that list is not legitimate.

Twilight Sparkle's voice actor. Also, you're cute, let me kiss you.

Middle.

kis this dik

im off to bed, gnight pony friends

Speak to him in Spanish. He is amusing after a few drinks.

Quite good in all sincerity.
Hush really got me twice in quick succession with that sick feeling we were discussing the other night.
first when he knifed the guy in the throat and said 'its done'
second when he stomped on her hand repeatedly.
at that exact moment as well I messed up my medication and had a very bad reaction that compounded the sick feeling and ended up with me spending about 20 minutes in a toilet trying not to throw up kek

But hush was far better than I'd have expected considering its premise.

It follows seems to be a bit of a conservative movie which was entirely nice to see for a change.
Rather than pushing liberal values it had conservative ones.
A little silly at times, but still quite enjoyable.

wut?

done and done.

sleep tight.

I don't speak spanish.

I hope you wake up in my rancho culero

I agree, Kiya is the most qt

'Gnite Blew

There's nothing worth pillaging, they even said it themselves

Food and water are always at a premium in shot holes like africa and the middle east.

R.I.P.

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Hush surprised me as well. The director had made Oculus prior to this, which had ample flaws, so I was not expecting much out of this. When he works with less plot, he does a better job.

I think it is a mistake to regard It Follows as conservative. Do you mean that because of the ostensible pro-abstinence position?

Neither does he, really. :^)

is that guy darwin there?

i mean here

i know

i like kisses doe

Yes.

soundcloud.com/hollywoodburn/cult-of-c

qué grosero

Él es bien malo conmigo. ;~;

Morn

Yeah, it was pretty good overall :3

Yeah, basically, don't have sex or the sex monster will get you!
May I ask why you feel that is a mistake?

>> mikecone69.deviantart.com

man. google translate sucks.

I'm smoking skooma again.

Hi guys, I'm a rising musical artist looking for fans
Please check out my song and tell me what you think!

I recorded a vc then realized I am autism

???!!!

SOMEONE HELP

IT FUCKING STINKS LIKE YOUR ASS!!!

check steam

NO, YOU SUCK FAGGOT. SMOKE YOUR EYES OUT WITH CHLORINE GAS.

I don't see stuff

CHECK THOSE GAY DIGITS, FAGGOT.

YOU'RE BLIND TO NOT SEE SEMI-DECENT DIGITS RETARD.

starlingtalk.com/babycare.htm#diet

tickle my ass, you piss nigger!

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YOUR PAGE FUCKING SUCKS. BANI IS A FUCKING AUTISTIC RETARD. KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT.

ima throw up

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, KIDDO. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD.

Goddamnit rose, fallin of the wagon again

no i know what you mean stop STOP

YOU'D LIKE THAT, YOU FURFAGGOT SCUM. COMMIT SUICIDE, AUTISTIC PISS FAG.

YOUR MOM WILL FALL ON MY DICK TOMORROW YOU BRAIN-DEAD AUTISTIC SOCIAL REJECT.

WHAT A CONTROL FREAK FUCKING NEWFAG. COMMIT SUDOKU.

Why?

HELLO

whoops, name has been off.

I can't resist. it's part of my khajiit culture.

you think you're funny?
is this a fucking game to you?

good —-ing

wrong link

WHAT A FUCKING RETARD. YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF.

crikey here comes the reece poasts, watch ya back

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YOU REEK OF AUTISM, RETARD BABY.

I'M NOT TRYING TO BE 'FUNNY'
I'M TRYING TO PUT SOCIALLY INEPT RETARDS IN THEIR PLACE

I don't follow

Destroyer pls

NOTHING'S GOOD ABOUT IT. TODAY HAS BEEN AWFUL. FUCK YOU.

While that is a theme that can seem obvious enough at first, I believe the movie has other elements that indicate to an examination of death, the transition to adulthood, and how adolescent views on it—such as the notion of living fast and dying young—change into fear and embracing whatever time you have left and making the best of it. The people who passed "It" on will always live in fear trying to stay alive by finding new victims. There are many references to the comfort of childhood's innocence, like when Hugh takes Jay to the theater and mentions that out of all the people in that crowd he would like to be the kid who is with his parents if he had the opportunity. By the end of the movie, Jay does pass it on, but she realizes it is only a matter of time until the creature comes back for her, and she is completely fine with that. If I remember correctly, she is wearing white and she is walking looking unworried with Paul through the streets. There are some other literary references in there as well to works that deal with similar themes, like The Idiot. More than being an alarmist tale about STDs, it is a coming of age story to me.

I will translate for you so you can understand the wild Justin, though I cannot speak drunk.

Did you miss me?

Here's the right link, my friend. :)
youareanidiot.org

YOU SHOULD CONSIDER HANGING YOURSELF, FAGGOT.

nice1 m8

I wreak? Wreak of "autism?

The fuck is that supposed to mean?

Hello, chill poster.

Hey, wanna play some minecraft?

it's fine.
I just need to work on my memory.

stick a firecracker up your ass.

YOU GUYS ARE TOO AUTISTICLY FAST FOR ME TO RESPOND TO. TAKE YOUR MEDICATION AGAIN AND STOP BEING ADHD FAGGOT BRONIES.

G-G-G-G-OTTA GO FAST!!

I honestly hadn't considered that.
One question though, was she without care walking down that street?
From appearance it looked like she, neither he, had slept much at all for weeks and they were shuffling like the creature at the end.

4ur skoop folder

That was the impression I got from their inattention to the person who was walking behind them, the lack of music, and their clothes.

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Like stealing, cat nigger?

Yus!
Oh, I got that thing you were asking for the other day

even butterflies crave the protein

banti

BANININININININININI

Banter?

hey, all that stuff was mine!
and at least my short-tail isn't nearly as short as yours, shave skin!

don't actually have it on pc…. yet. :(

BAIN?

wicked cool, mang

Yours courtesy of 5 finger discount…
The only thing worse than a thieving cat, is a cat in heat

So if you want to maybe get your ass on to email…

BANANAANANANNA

Yeah, I suppose so.
I guess a lot of that flew over me because I was watching it after midnight, but also of my own preconceptions of sexual relations I suppose.

One thing I kept waiting to see as well was the claim that it imitates people you love to screw with you, or taunt you, but it only ever did it once with the first guy she slept with pretending to be his mother.

this is taking an odd turn skye.
where are you going with this?

Just saying youre only the second worse of your kind~

It also transformed into Jay's father, and I think her grandfather. You can see her dad's picture at one point, and that is the form it takes when she is attacked in the pool and she refuses to tell her friends what it looks like in that moment. I think the guy who is standing naked on the roof was her grandfather, but I cannot recall that one for sure.

Oooooooooooh, true, that makes sense.
Sorry, like I said I was exceptionally tired at the time and definitely didn't pick up on those nuances, let alone anything more subtle

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If I leave you a plate of milk will you calm down

… it might.

This scene got me though, I gotta say.
That was pretty well done.

I had to watch it twice to pick up on some things. My first viewing was slightly tainted by friends talking. I mostly just focused on some technical stuff and the awesome synth soundtrack. The second time I watched it alone, and I was able to appreciate it more.

The milk is cursed to taste like salty coins

Perhaps I'll catch it in a rewatch in the near future.

That being said, both your recommendations were pretty good, is there any others you'd like to recommend?

I won't be drinking that.

You're Next. That one delivered what Cabin in the Woods was too smug to embrace, in my opinion.

You will be force fed with a specialized delivery device

delivery device?

Im just gonna cut this conversation short now…

Hey look, a butt!

Director: Adam Wingard
Stars: Sharni Vinson, Joe Swanberg, AJ Bowen

This one?

I'll check it out next :3
Thank you for that~

The very same.

gee skye, i didnt know you were a pirate!

thank the moons.
that is a very decent butt.
I like his choice in nail paint.

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he's a bum pirate

Cool, already have it set up from the site I stream from :3
Thanks again!

I can't speak to having seen anything you have not already, but if you'd ever like a recommendation on movies or books or whatever I'd be happy to share.

butt pirate of the crackibean

Plundering booty?

Yeah.
Scute~!

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Both of you can shush your mushes

why do you keep sharing his lewds?

Theyre not lewds, he has underwear on!

you've posted worse!

Oh.
Well why not?
I enjoy looking at em, and if nats around, he enjoys me showing him off.
Literally everyone who I care about wins!

oh okay.

/pet

who's your friend with the fancy butt?

Jekos! no! stop!

………………….. you know exactly who it is

/belly rubs

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that's worse!

I will keep it in mind.

/ear scritches

In other news, how've you been?

aw hell yeah. now we're talking.

just need more evidence to confirm

Thats all for today~
Ask him for proof yourself

/declaws and spays

I'm a tom you fucking idiot.

What's the best thing about having sex with 25 year olds? There's twenty of them

*neuters
Cishet scum

You have to type "twenty five" you fucking dolt

I feel that it would make it too obvious

lol.
how many babes does it take to shingle a roof?
depends on how thin you cut them.

fuck you though.
I'm not getting my balls cut just because you feel like you need a new pet.

Thats how the joke is done.

/shaves and sizes you up for sale to the local chinese

I am just dealing with relationship shit. Nothing terribly interesting.

How many babies does it take to paint a room?
depends how hard you throw them

hello Holla Forumsread

What's the hardest thing about microwaving a baby? My dick.

you know how hard it is to shave a cat?
especially when one wants to cut out your eyes?

nah, this is unrealistic.

kek.
how do you put a baby in the blender?
you put it in feet first so you can cum on its face

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Howd you get the baby out?
doritos

lol.

How do you make a baby float?
take your foot off its head

Fair enough, I'll refrain from prying into your personal life… on that note, as you've probably witnessed I can tend to lose myself a bit and ask overly personal stuff, if I ever do such that would make you uncomfortable just let us know.
I won't press anything but sometimes I can be a bit callous in my curiosity.

But seriously, a cat is fine too

I will skin you alive!

Is that a euphemism~?
Ill turn you inside out!

I am not concerned about that. I tend to keep personal stuff out of here and limit myself mostly to observing and pithy remarks. People ask; I seldom share.

I see your infuriating gif and raise you my own!

Yeah fair enough. I'll keep it in mind :3

yeah. a euphemism for I'm going to turn you into a lamp shade!

god damn it, now I'm both frustrated, and mad!

What do you get when you drop babies off of 100 ft cliffs?
free pizza

Why dont you turn yourself into my lapcat

there's lots of reasons.

None of them good enough, I assure you

Great, isn't it :P

they obvs are, brah.

yup.

Accept your fate

I'm to big to be a lap cat.
I don't find you all that attractive.
and I'm not actually a cat.

None of those things cannot be overcome

rekt

and I already have two masters, I don't need a third one complicating my life!

However do you find time to do anything

lol. I dunno. this is a full time job.

Haha, so long as it doesnt interfere with your actual job

never.
not that they would fire me if they did catch me shitposting.
I'm still the only good worker they have.

how are you though?

i'm freezing today

youtube.com/watch?v=Voa_7sLL7dQ

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what are you freezing?
you know if you freeze water you get ice? crazy huh?

¬_¬

¬_

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Glad to hear it.
Im ok, having a drink before heading out for another mtg tournament
Second place at the one yesterday,im hoping to do better this time

I can show you some magic.
follow me into this dark alley, and bring your coin.

I'm sorry.

yeah, here's hoping.
what do you win if you get first?

your winters are like 30 degrees so shush.

i like ice cubes

Just started watching 'You're Next' if you're curious.

I dunno if that girl is a prostitute or what but she certainly doesn't seem happy

me too
they make shit cold.
like steel.

Op, she's dead

I prefer my magic when it is accompanied by Europe's "The Final Countdown."

Test

I know, it's freezing!

damn, I left that tape at home.

I thought you were home. Whose home? Are you cheating on us?

they're nice in coke

and on my nipples

but mostly in drinks and for sucking on

More free cards!
I won ten packs for second place!

I thought I led you into a dark alley, where I can mug-
I mean show you some magics.

oops, meant for

I am frightened.

well, rajhin's luck be with you.

you like brain on your nipple, dude?
gross.

nah, ice is nice. especially on your skin after a shave. :3

no! don't be!
I'm sorry.
I can take you out someplace nice if you want.
I've stole- EARNED enough money to afford it now. :D

I wish Medusa would stop objectifying people

lost my shit when I saw this, kek.

Give me a nightcall to tell me how you feel and drive me down the hills.

it's a thinking man's fetish

Take your demon gods elsewhere!

do I have to have your number for that?

lol.
oh my god, reece.
too good.

the purring liar is no god.
he just found a really nice ring that made him the best thief ever.

I can have my people call your people to set something up.

Oof, I love that image.

Sounds dumb.
Id prefer luck that didnt come from CRIMINAL SCUM

I gotta go, I'm looking at a max three hours of sleep here.

Good night everyone.

Sounds nifty.
Yeah, lilith a cutie.

Fuck you he's the coolest!

Gnight rose

goodnight!

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Sleep peacefully.

Have a good one hon

As I still dont know, where is this cap from/why does it have subaquatic sponge noises on it?

a subaquatic sponge sounds exactly like Fluttershy apparently

Huh

no idea on either count

she also lives in a pineapple under the sea too!

I hate spounge bob

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i've never watched a full episode of it before tbh

It can't come to an end soon enough in my opinion

it's memes are fresh tho

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I do not watch it or Nickelodeon. The longevity surprises me.

I haven't watched nickelodeon since toonami was a thing, but yeah, how something shit like sponge bob can continue going when great things get cancelled just infuriates me.

the next time i eat an apple i'm going to imagine it's her face

because spengbab is proven to lower iq

Kek, I wouldn't be surprised

APPLES GO HOME

how's the card game going?

Not started just yet .
Nat is sending motivational images
About to start

i c

well, good luck!

Warning: This sign is not authentic. It is a horrible photoshoop.

right-o!

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with quality that low its hard to tell
i'd say 55% genuine, 45% for the lulz

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yfw no apelz

This thread is under arrest for not enough best pony!

but I've posted Fluttershy in just about every post I've made!

I'm trying my hardest!

Not that best pony…
The OTHER best pony!

More fluttershy wouldn't hurt though

NO!
The OTHER OTHER best Pony!

uh… this one?

look, an apple shipment

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:D

Kek, how's it going Gaeburn?

Isn't it great!

I'm very sore.
I decided to do a workout focusing on all my weakest muscles and now I'm in pain I haven't felt since I first started working out. On the plus size I already look much more toned and I can start really building every part of my body now.
How is yourself?

anything you say mr gae

Sounds hot~

I'm ok, all my joints are cracking and muscels stretching out.
Losing all my stress is great haha :P

Very nice!

*raises eyebrow*
t-thank you very much~

Glad to hear.
I told you a little working out would do wonders

Mhmm.
I was thinking about doing some excess stuff tomorrow.
some more pushups or sit ups or something.
I can't afford any weights or anything so I'm basically running with basic stuff till I can afford more

I'm getting all the dubs today!

Am I detecting flirting?

If it's getting a little easy.
You could try increasing the speed, you just need to make sure you maintain good technique.
Another easy way to increase intensity is to do decline push ups. Just get a small box or something that is stable that isn't too tall and put you feet on it. Then do the push ups as normal.

You shouldn't do sit-ups, they are bad for your back and don't target the abdominals properly. Do Crunches and leg lifts instead.

I'm getting all the dubs today!

Am I detecting flirting?

If it's getting a little easy.
You could try increasing the speed, you just need to make sure you maintain good technique.
Another easy way to increase intensity is to do decline push ups. Just get a small box or something that is stable that isn't too tall and put you feet on it. Then do the push ups as normal.

You shouldn't do sit-ups, they are bad for your back and don't target the abdominals properly. Do Crunches and leg lifts instead.

I'm getting all the dubs today!

Am I detecting flirting?

If it's getting a little easy.
You could try increasing the speed, you just need to make sure you maintain good technique.
Another easy way to increase intensity is to do decline push ups. Just get a small box or something that is stable that isn't too tall and put you feet on it. Then do the push ups as normal.

You shouldn't do sit-ups, they are bad for your back and don't target the abdominals properly. Do Crunches and leg lifts instead.

bored.

i think he just likes sewing seeds of doubt in our minds. now put you eyebrow down.

God damn it Hotwheels!

Stick something in your butt!

NEVER!!!

may i suggest you lower it like this then?

Did you even click my gif?

nop. fuck me dead
should i get my eyes tested?

it's very tight tbh

maybe

Means you haven't put enough things in your butt.
Begin immediately

haha, nah, I'm just tired and in a decent mood~

mkay will do

I'm gunna head to bed now, night Holla Forumsread

Good night~♥

aww night rappy

It's morning.

Nighty Rap!

I'm going to bed now as well

Night y'all!

it's 2pm in the morning yes

night gae!

Nighty!

Wakey Wakey

*kissu*

I need to go to bed, Reece.

but why?!

Because it is 6 AM, Reece. Can I has kisses before sleeping?

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Stay woke kiwi.

*nuzzles*
Time for bed now. Nini Reeces Pieces.

aww night rubyruby

sure sure

Whatchu got nigga?

not any pokemon anyway

Why aren't you catching Pokemon?

.

don't have a smartphone

also haven't played any pokemon games since Pokemon Gold (i think)

looks addictive though.

hey khan-khan man

it's quiet now.

bye again

Won one lost one so far!

congrats for winning one at least

So Ghostbusters has recovered 17 mil of the 144 that they sunk in so far. Rotten Tomatoes has been sabotaged my feminazi critics so it stands at 73% and IMDB is at 49%

of course they did that

have you seen 3 yet? i hear it's very "meh"

yet its like the first movie of ghost busters

Are you talking about the reboot?

do explain

okay the female GhostBotherers reboot then…

have you/are you going to watch it?

its just same story as the first movie with new people why even bother watching it.

No, I'm looking at the reviews right now and it is REALLY clear that this is a cash grab on current political circumstances, aka man-hating feminazis, and yes I do really mean man-hating. All of the men are portrayed as stupid or evil, and for christs sake the movie even ends with them shooting antagonist in the dick. Plus there are wild inconsistencies due to bad writing. Basically all qualities are mediocre and varying degrees of below

pic definitely related

Nobody was actually excited to see it. People supporting the film since its start weren't excited by the film, they were excited by the idea of it regardless of quality.

Why encourage this kind of cinema? With the second trailer they tried to show the very best parts of the movie, which is what any good marketing team would do when faced with the public reaction of the first trailer and at best sold it as mediocre.

Do not pay to watch that film.

That's why you don't cater to liberal vermin, they won't end up supporting your product, they just make it so no one else wants your product anymore.

Even if liberals did want to support your product, they don't even have a fucking job to pay for it lmfao.

yup, i've heard those complaints in a lot of reviews i've seen

i wasn't going to! i personally thought Ghostbusters 1 was a bit overrated, ghostbusters 1 is a 7/10 at best to me

Just looking at the critics is so telling. You can literally go down the list of top critics and immediately see which are shilling the film, like Huffington Post, Salon and MTV

I forgot shitty green screen

Hey, Reeceypoo, sorry about passing out last night.

I haven't heard of that one until recently, is it a liberal leaning forum?

hey… did you smell Celestia or something?

yeah apparently the ending of the movie is full of terrible green screen/effects

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Yeah, they even mentioned it in that feminazi parody musical that everyone finds so popular

Yes, my Celestia senses were tingling.

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Why is she spilling her milk, that is wasteful and quite messy.

it's been a while…. how's it going

Reeceypoo, wanna get back onto Rabbit?
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

do you want to finish off the first season of animals today? there's only 2 episodes left

idk, busy
girlfriend stuff
sister's pregnant and I kinda blew her off

God, that escalated quite quickly, now the milk is everywhere, all over her and Applebloom, too.

you sure you're not the father?

Sure, after watching a thing or two.
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

okay two seconds i'll be there

messy slutty sweeties are best

yeah I'm sure

I told her babies suck and are awful

I need an image with human Celestia and pone Celestia making out.

I don't think I've ever seen that

I'm on it

Throw in a tiny praising Solaire

Actually how about a trade, art from you for art from me

Heya Reecey, Scotch, Solaire, Babs

how's it going

I haven't slept all night, drinking five diet cokes yesterday was a mistake, but I needed something to do at the family gathering

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i heart this song

havin breakfast and reading the news, pretty chill here. howabout you?

sounds pretty caffeinated. i had my first soda in over a week yesterday, it was a nummy rootbeer, which is caffeine free!

Hows it goin Babs?

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I've found over the years that root beer is too sugary for my taste. Most sodas have some problem or another which is why I generally don't consume them en masse

really cold today is all. not moving from my sofa

I haven't drawn in forever.

Good day there

That they do. Thats certainly a good policy. Good for you. Gotta keep fit if youre going to be in the shitpost army.

Need someone to bring you a blankie and cuddle with?

well shit

welll i'm under my blanket anyway

hey hey

sounds super snuggly!

What's up?

shitpostin like a champ while i have breakfast! you?

how's it going mosh

I'm drunk as FUCK and I have a BIRD

Oy would ya look at that reece post, such a beaut aint she, crikey I neva seen one that big

I'm BIRD as FUCK and I have DRUNK

I am literally watching old croc hunter eps thanks to you.

rite on

what kind of bird do you have been?

link one lol

we need to replace all wildlife footage in one with reece posts tbh family

we should replace all posts with reece posts too. Just have bread be a whole bunch of reeceypets scampering around in their underoos and being cute. reeceybread would be best bread

also, here

Last night I was drinking outside and chatting on the phone when I noticed a little thing on the floor, I got close and it started hopping away, well it was a bird and it let me catch it, me and raptor identified it as a baby sparrow I'd believe, I'm going to need to find some wasp larva to feed it in a few. it can't fly yet, but maybe I can keep it alive until it can

Listening through the Diplo & Friends mix from last week. I'm pretty chill.

Still ill, but not in too much pain right now. Firefox keeps crashing on the other hand..
what about you qt?

Daily reminder to keep your GPU hydrated

sounds chill as fuck nigga

I'm not a huge aficionado for rap, but I'm liking this right now.

ive never been much on rap either aside from raptor

what the fuck
why are birds so picky

I don't have "avian vitamins" lmfao

this is bad news, but maybe I can still buy some cat food and try to feed it

what's a rap? is this drug talk? the new meme?

WHY ARE ALL OF YOU SO QUIET

SHUT UP

SAY SOMETHING

We should totally get high and I could rap you
Darwin won't notice, so it's okay~

Yes

No

why live

reece is busy cuddling his blankies and flutterplush and keeping wamies. he has no time for you and your tripcode!

Wrong, he just cammed with me, he was cumming on her flutterplush's mane.

You will lose.

reeceypet wouldnt cum without permission. you are falsifying information.

that's not even a half truth….

i don't know what kind of trip you'd like…. name it

what is that

im no sure i want to knwo

y-you would really do that? f-for me? even after everything I've said?

i figured. good boy! i'll fetch you some hot cocoa!

warm? its like hot, but comfy

Reece is lying, he told me he wants to cum on her little horse nipples.

WHO THE FUCK EVEN USES THAT WORD FUCKING
FREAK

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW I HOPE I CATCH U IN MY NECK A THE WOODS ONE A THESE DAYS

IMA SKIN YOU ALIIIIVE BOY

YOU NO GOOD FOR NOTHIN SCOUNDREL SON A BITCH

You people need to stop being boring. I'm drunk, entertain me. Thank you.

I'm gonna drink a million beers.

Reece is a good little boy and youre just a dirty sunfucker. I trust Reece!

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LMFAO

moshy i was playing ;~;

come back ;~;

well, it's cold and my computer boils my room when it searches for trips sooo it's win-win.

I'll come keep you warm reeceypet

No, I will.

Well, you certainly do not have to do it right now, but if you were willing, is your GPU good enough to find a 9 letter tripcode within a reasonable amount of time? Like "Consector" or "consector"?

I like latin words, consector is a term meaning hunter, someone who seeks for something in order to destroy or overtake.

I consect skittyholes

soundcloud.com/volkor-x/beacon-feat-dimi-kaye#t=0:58

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i can find 6 letter tripcodes in under a minute

most 9 letters tripcodes are estimaated to take at least a month on my gpu

i'll make you something nice

Gayyy

Oh. Well that is a highly unreasonable duration of time. Forget about it in that case. I have several 10 character tripcodes ppl made for me and sometimes I forget how crazy hard it is to make those..

You could just leave it in the search pattern and let it search only when you want to, Azzy does that and they've got a crazy card that searches insanely fast. I doubt anyone leaves their cards running 24/7 just to find a particular trip.

I'm detecting an astronomical spike of gay since you just posted, oh wait, that's right…

Whats right?

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my gpu searches trips over 700M per second it's very fast

meant for

kms

You know exactly what I'm talking about.

That's impressive, what card do you have?
I know Azzy's got an AMD card that can search at around 1.2B per second.

okay i made you a 10 letter one. you might not like it but oh well

how should I send it to you?

titan-x

squee

reecepet is a tripcode making ninja

You don't have steam?

steamcommunity.com/id/TheConsector/

Not a clue pal.
If only you had a name so I knew who you were, instead of just being a literal nobody, maybe id take you seriously

wow, wait doesn't that card cost like $1000 though?

not yet…. do you have a non personal email i can send it to?

what are Tripcodes for?

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Secure names

yep, but i got mine for just under 900 dollah. don't tell anyone

Hurry the fuck up and get Steam already, nigger.

I love the Smuglord.

You're fucking weird as shit.

Suck a shotgun

LOL

Dont you talk to reeceypet like that! Bad Sol!

This is a true statement that I have made.

dafug is wrong witchu?

kek

*hug*

What are you gonna do about it, post diapers? I'm not smuglord.

ellocodoce gmail dot com

I dont feel the need to consistently babytalk someone ten years younger than me, and push my ridiculous fetishes on them.
Reeces cuteness doesnt enter the matter

That is actually my persona email but only ppl from mexico really know it since it's my code name they use.

I'll just point out that you'll never cum inside Celestia then.

….So just to be clear though you DO find reeceypet cute tho?

anyone hearing this news from california? someone tried to kill a bunch of cops again wtf

allegedly 3 cops killed

To be clear, youre fucking scummy

I have many wet dreams and horses are real.

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HE DINDU NUFFIN STOP OPPROSSING US

Come again?

*hugs*
Bread with out Smuglord is always good.

i thought that was louisiana?

well jeese now i feel bad for chasing after cute bois in bread…. Oh wait no I dont. LOL

never give up on your wet dreams, Sol!

Especiall when theres Dissy around!@

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One day youll take your own life after a moment of self reflection takes you by surprise and you can't justify your "existence" to yourself

Dubs confirm.

I'm worried about Raptor tho.

I think you're right, I am mistaken. Sorry.

Learn your idioms you faggot.

I'll take my own life when I'm too old and ugly to get cute boys to do cute things with me anymore. I suspect that'll be around late 40s or 50s maybe, I dont know when these things happen. But by then your silly bullshit with Natsoc will have fallen apart and you'll have drowned yourself in the semen of hundreds of anonymous sailors.

Aw Rap's fine, hes Strayan.

Not to worry Im sure they'll have one in Cali soon.

I know the saying you feckless halfwit.
I dont see the relevance

Oh the Irony.
kek.

i've been waiting for this day for 15 years

it just won't come

Hah.
Sure thing shit for brains.
Im more content than your meaningless whirlwind of terrible fetishes and wastes of life will ever make you

Baton Rouge,3 dead, 7 shot, 2 shooters at large.

Why can't Blew be shot?

Itd be too good for him

Testing testing 1 2 3

You again.

That basically sums up my life right there. I love it so far.

Hello nigger. Came back for more diaper pony eh?

LOL

I have suddenly lost my will to live.

Its okay skatty

this tripcode was deadly close to jew right at the end

the moment of truth for Skitty

y in spanish = and

so if it was texmex y jew I would kill myself right on the spot

lol thats what you get for being the worst flutterposter.

Fucking lol

I'm sorry reece. I hope you forgive me one day.

Just kill yourself.

This.

You first, crapposter

brb

just going to die inside for a while

you don't like it?

i thought you were proud to be a texmex? it says you're a JeM too

does that mean nothing to you?

pls no

so long dickbag

well done Reecey! youve struck a mighty blow against the servants of Smuglord and by striking down Skitty you have become bread's official Flutterposter

Members of the Skittyhole club are Immortal.

You can still be banished from mortal realms

are you even trying to insult us, Skye? for someone into gay trap shit and ponifaggotry youre a real fuckin normie.

skittyhole uber alles

Even trips cannot stop us.

The reality of me is I actually have no feelings Reece. But I do not like to be an exceptionally mean person. I am indifferent regardless of the circumstances and situation. I assume you probably wanted to banter me so I thought I'd egg the though on. Just look at how your friends break out into a frenzy. It's all they have going in life, this is the moment they look forward to when they wake up. I provide it for them. How pitiful.

:3

Trips confirm.
But I can always be summoned back by any of the Skittyhole Acolytes and Cultists.

You are a disgusting human bean.

confirmed. I literally get out of bed in the morning hoping for nothing else than to hoot and hollar at you and tease you about your skittyhole.

me too!

Ill take being called normie from you as a compliment of the highest order.
Go back to egypt, id love to see you sentenced to death for your disgusting habits

UNTOUCHABLE

I legitimately perceive Discordio to be a lesser human being than you.

I had a meme for this somewhere but Hillary deleted it.

groooooan

But yeah fuck Discordio.

When my forces seize power in England you will be one of the first sent to the fetish camps.

Yes, you are. You are the lowest caste in bread. The untouchable.

Dissy is a nice man and he shitposts well. He is a valuable part of our community, and he at least posts pony images unlike your autistic fuckbuddy Smug.

You think so?

I see nothing wrong or disgusting with shit.
it's just shit we are all producing it carrying it around.

Discordia is trash and a joke, it's fun to egg them on and watch how they react with laughing discords. probably crying behind monitor trying to fit in as he does it or something

weird guy

Mare anal is so rare, but so great.

oh shut up

Do you actually think this is something worth looking at? That it has any value or merit? Honest question.

You couldnt even seize a functional Brian, never mind a country

Says the Jew.
hehe.

Dissy fits in with the real breadposters, the btards who dont give one fuck. You guys get triggered too easily. How long til Smuglord starts crying for the mods to come save him, I wonder? This is the weakness and corruption you have enabled.

I made some shit just this morning, as a matter of fact!

If brian was a cute boy i would seize him.

Puneton

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Your over the top psychoanalyses.

but you are right on one thing I'm weird and I embrace it.

Your definition of a bread poster is entirely fabricated and made up it is absolute bullshit

Fallacy.
"No true scotsman"

*Brohoof*

We're shitposters, Skitty. You forgot that fact, you and your frineds hoping for legitimacy and normalcy. Theres no such thing. Cling to your false gods - your filters, your mods, your bans. You know from experience that they are worthless.

Scoot scoot.

This.

This ffs.

we all take dumps.

Marica en negación.

Smuglord do you like diaper grills?

Your declaration of an over the top psyche analysis is only proof that I am spot on on my allegations and your attempt to label me as over top is nothing more than a self defensive measure that is a response to what I say because deep inside you know what I am telling you is the absolute truth you're an absolute mess

Youre newfag scum
Shut the fuck up

He has more of bread's spirit in him than you ever will, newfag or not. He shits bread, then smears it all over himself sexily.

Damn now I have a boner. Thanks, Skye!

mmmmm why dont you clean him up
with ur tongue

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Long story short, youre worse than ruby, and the place would be better without you

Nah I just don't take you serious.

but you continue to make a huge deal out of it.

You are exaggerating

I have met a Necrophiliac girl that was an absolute mess.

I'm just a weird guy fucking around with a Texan jew.

Not gonna Happen darling I told you that before.

Blewberry only desperately defends them because discord likes to compliment them

they're both in the same category of degeneracy, they are both generalizing Marxist democrats, they both feed on each others dung.

Who cares, let's go back to rabbit and listen to spooks.
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

I was just on my phone. I have no way of copying trips to my mobile device silly.

Aye.
Hes not content just shitting on the carpet, he wants to encourage cockroaches to further ruin the place.

Spot on observation I must say.

I email it to myself~

you don't make tripcodes for worthless people.

that's the moral of the story.

dont worry, they're bitter jews and they hate everything thats not shekels. Youre a good boy no matter what they say, reecey.

Yeah basically this. I'm enjoying triggering you fags and tormenting smug. I do it because I enjoy it. I dont expect him to leave bread or kill himself, but it would be a bonus.

Skitty thinks just cuz hes a kike hes sigmund fucking freud over here. Be careful or he'll charge you for his psychobabble.

Fuck him

Hes never made you a trip.
Hes doing pretty well imo

You're not even making sense anymore. Are you having a break down?

Lets wait for Discord to rev up those mental gymnastics.

mfw smug shows up and then immediately scampers back to his hugbox

Steven

Skits, pls ban the bad people

what will discord project today? nobody knows~

sucks

Thats it. I'm done just searching for Steben diaper porn. I'll make it my damn self

Fucking wrong, dumbfuck

by god you suck at bread. were you always this much of a fagget?

I think I broke discord. oops

Piss
Off

Who you think you are to determine what is what?

kek.
Not even close.

that you might be right.
kek.

Nope I was attending a phone call.

who knew he was so weak and vulnerable

that is not what your posting history says.

Looks like we have a liar on our hands.

We will still be here when you are done playing pretend.

lolno

They call us degenerates like its a bad thing. So cute. Its like we're dealing with church ladies or something. Just post a little scat and they all start praying to jebus to save them.

Wow I slept late

Syay up late?

I recommended you to read Das Kapital once.

Just because of that I'm a commie?

i found you a trip that makes you part hunter part misogynist… kind of

should I toss it along?

This sounds worthwhile. Give it a go lad.

Jerks, of course

u suck fgt

Dubs confirm.

I just cant Spot laughing.
It's like arguing with religious fanatics.

god is dead and we killed him.

No, just catching up on sleep, last week was so stressful

Your name fell off bud

how old are you?

who the fuck saves edgy pictures like that and gives them emo names like this?

Holy shit I feel bad for your mom and dad

Heya Fleur! Im just about to head out to work on somethin! how are you?

WHERES YOUR GOD NOW SMUG????

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW SMUG????

this is funny because smug kind of looks like this stevan person

Great, now hes posting multiple times, the attention seeking faggor

SCREAM FOR THE MODS. THEY CANNOT SAVE YOU.

So you have nothing left to hang on I must assume.
after all this sperg attack you are left with nothing more than a file name.
You are Pathetic.

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NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU SMUGLORD

it is one of your notable idiosyncrasies

Name wont stick

Sleepy, about to get coffee. Aww ;_;

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at least you Tried.
want a Hug?

thats kinda disturbing really. Brb I gotta run some errands. Dont get triggered too hard without me, skittyhole.

lol what is this

ew

Thats pretty good

It's gay in here

it's cute when you pretend you're not the trigered buttblasted autist in these threads

hug

molest

brb gang

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Stay sexy.
Comrade of shitposting.

soundcloud.com/vitamin-string-quartet/vitamin-string-quartet-performs-owl-citys-fireflies

carry on the good work until I return. suffer not the smuglord to live.

squeee!

I want her to suck me off.

I can Spam Gore, Scat, Travis, Red text nonsense.

I will see what I can do.

Gaaaay

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You literally work to make this place less welcoming to other people, yet believe youre a better bread poster than others.
Jesus fucking christ the summer on you smells almost as strong as your shite

.

I'd be fine if she had a throbbing marecock*

Oh hello there.

Nah I just want this place to go nuts.

I never stated such thing.

I just think you are a faggot, so is the Smuglord and Skitty but nothing personal.

You can smell the summer?

I can't.
I wonder why that is?
You are such an special snowflake, with the talent to cry around and smell the summer.

I just want to shit around.
and with out your permission I may continue.

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My Comrade.

Literally Shit.

lepe

Too fucking far man

poo in the loo

Literally not even close to how I look

You think so?
When I was a kid I used to put marmalade on the fried chicken.

then post a real and unaltered picture of yours.

Do you have shit between your ears?

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I tried to be fair with you.
I Just altered one picture of Twilihaze.
the one that has the beard and hair style of just fuck my shit up.

I'm not resentful.

lepeee

You have zero respect for anything around here, and actively enjoy doing things you know are frowned upon, just to amuse the clapping retard.
I dont want you to know what I look like

Why do you Dislike Ruby?
He's cool in my book.
He rarely talks to any one else but Reece.
but he is chill.

I prefer him over you and the piece of human excrement you cozy up to

what's the non-google translated Mexican word for consector?

You are wrong in there.
I respect Blewberry, Raptor, Reece, Ruby and Travis poster.
Rose is ok with me
Sol creeps me out sometimes but he is ok with me.
Wezdor is ok with me.
I don't know if I'm forgetting any one else but the majority of posters here are chill.

what a Nice complement.
hehe.
I would feel offended if you called me piece of human detergent.

Why do you dislike Blewby?

Wonder how I fit in

You barely post any more, the newfag doesnt k ow you yet

Perseguir.

You barely post any more, the newfag doesnt know you yet

okay nvm then

You are the sexy guy that posted his pic yesterday right?

Damn you are soooo cute.

You are ok with me.

Ah, the thirst has been passed on

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Ok

Teehee Thankies.

Please dont encourage the animals, its cruel to let them think theres people who dont want them dead

Niggers are so good at dancing.
jelly.

Hmm

at least I'm not a butt ugly animal like yourself.

Name again fler

Youre literally a nigger

Oh you got me!

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Damn it

Youre so ghey even your name is trying to run away from you!

Casy tire m8

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Am I gay?
a Faggot?
a disgusting Necro/cropophiliac Faggot?

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Im bi!

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every one is until they realize they are massive faggots.

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