White Jokes Thread

Share all of your favorite white people jokes. You never hear enough white jokes, you know what I mean?

What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit.

What is the skin color of white people? White.

If you see a white person before dark, you will think a cloud has landed on earth.

Black people eat chicken. White people have sex with chicken.

White people cannot dance.

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

What do you call a white person? Racist.

How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?

None They’ll Have a Nigger Do it

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim.

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im missing the "funny" part

Damn. White people jokes suck. And to think I had such high expectations.

Can we just go back to nigger jokes please?

What's long and white ? Nothing

Yes I know the world's biggest dick is from a white guy

CUMSKINS

not funny op >:I

So I'm going to be honest, I forgive Kénnedi Cotárelo (Forest City, NC). On a different grill it'll be different, but I'm also at fault for betraying her trust. Contrary to what many anons here also think, I'm no innocent angel as I get off on bullying people. I know Kénnedi Cátarelo has made trespasses, but haven't we all? All I want her to know is that I forgive her, as a token of the good memories she gave me that Summer many years ago. Languidly from the chasing, I make this poem for her:

Kissing would take us one step at the limit of space,
Ardently more than simple passionate love;
Making a dream in which I'll hug everything you believe in,
Invading your genes as these loose their coherence;
Kindling this lust despite faking my coldness,
Arace this mask and embrace me in a new dimension;
Zinger is to us a way to confirm our unobfuscated love,
Ending in tears that cannot be spilled.

I love remote controlled airplanes

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So I'm going to be honest, I forgive Kénnedi Cotárelo (Forest City, NC). On a different grill it'll be different, but I'm also at fault for betraying her trust. Contrary to what many anons here also think, I'm no innocent angel as I get off on bullying people. I know Kénnedi Cátarelo has made trespasses, but haven't we all? All I want her to know is that I forgive her, as a token of the good memories she gave me that Summer many years ago. Languidly from the chasing, I make this poem for her:

Kissing would take us one step at the limit of space,
Ardently more than simple passionate love;
Making a dream in which I'll hug everything you believe in,
Invading your genes as these loose their coherence;
Kindling this lust despite faking my coldness,
Arace this mask and embrace me in a new dimension;
Zinger is to us a way to confirm our unobfuscated love,
Ending in tears that cannot be spilled.

I love remote controlled airplanes

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White people raise the chicken niggers eat. Get it right.

White people go to a continent and build stuff, then black people come and destroy it but the white people don't shoot them because they understand that lesser animals don't know right and wrong Xddd stupid white people!

White people pay taxes.

What's white and visits jails?
White people.

White people in general are jokes

What do you call someone who is gainfully employed?

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