PONY THREAD

first

Hes not a nigger.

Wrong

The store is closed on Sunday, unfortunately

cute plush

You could have just made us a new thread

but instead you just stood there and said FUCK U GUYS YOU DO IT

You are the worst

it's like you're claiming you are a nigger

A game store closed on sunday?

*shakes head* bad, bad reecey

Im not black or a pot smoker

no

ikr

fixt

Most shops are closed on a Sunday around here, unfortunately.

I have like a small rarity one on my shelf somewhere

Most here too.
But not game stores!

Gonna take a nap.
Email me a few times if you need me, itll wake me up

It's a shame that mine closes on a Sunday, unfortunately. On top of that there are no buses that day.

oh nice, i have a roughly 1 ft high Fluttershy plushy in my room

you have a buzzer for emails? neat

Coffee!

Yknow what I said about being here in the morning? Weeeeeeeeeelp I'm off to go smoke with friends.
I'll come back to post later~

Hopefully not.

Blueberry has failed us all.

please forgive me. I did my best

youtube.com/watch?v=5mOIXdC4rgA

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You pineapple breaking monster

Are you suggesting they are wrong?

Yes.

IT WASN'T ME.

the evidence all points to you.

No sé si creerte. Tienes cierta reputación.

Yo no soy mentiroso… I was working around them cutting branches and when I was done the pineapples were perfectly fine… now they're suddenly broken leaning on the stem..

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Help them fix this inconvenience.

Fix what?

This pineapple business that was "not" your doing.

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The Pineapple Business sounds like a crime flick that would have George Clooney in it

oh? I don't understand.

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Well time to make coffee but first I better blog about it here.

,…. aaaaand that's done

am i your rose?

I dunno, are you my rose?

What will you stream today?

I can your Rose.

You'd my Rose? Just for a day?
Please don't tell Rose

We just went through 5 hours of trouble to watch a 2 hour movie xD

I'm telling Rose.

I don't know. I haven't seen a lot of movies and I don't have any in mind atm. Whatever you'd like.

Wezdor was just streaming deadpool, it took us like 4 hours to just get it to stream correctly…. we just finished it 20 minutes ago but it was worth it, a great movie.

Nuuuu

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My lips are sealed except for you.

Typical streaming with Justin.

Why did it take so long?

It is done, Yuri

To be fair, the blame was 50/50 this time

because wezdor kept botching the stream

he demanded we use a voice chat while we watch and his mom kept running into his room screaming at him and he would pause the movie for 15 minutes each time

This never happened. Fuck you skittle :P

lmfao

You lil shit :P

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hello Holla Forumsread

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Adelante comandante

How're you?

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Brecha en La!
Mas vez una!
Perros le!

is that understandable?

ESO NO CUENTA

hello Miraclepet!

Así te voy a decir cuando me acuses de algo por lo que me odias.

how're you doing blewberry?

No te odio, eres lomas sospechoso.. puede cambiar derepente, un momento me estas diciendo algo y el otro comensas que miro como rapista por dias..

Es en broma. Nunca tomes esas cosas en serio. Viste Fury Road?

raisin' the roof for a friday night tbh… or something like that

how's you?

i dont speak this language

Witness me.

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i'll witness your butt

Delicious James butt.

Well.. I can kind of..

I didn't start using it..

Mad Max Furry road? Nope. It looks pretty rad

yeah ok how're you doing tho?

Acquire it now so that we may witness it and ride to the gates of Valhalla.

I just realized he reminds me of Nine Corrupted. Now I do not know how to feel about this.

feeling fucking great.
well, pretty good anyway :P

Do you speak the language of the soul?

*witnesses*

*quotes*

hallo

How's a skittles today?

it looks it, but really its just about a bunch of feminists destroying a patriarchy while wasting a lot of petrol in a world with no petrol.

Just a little bored, I guess I'm going to download madmax to watch in a bit.

and yall?

Y comoquiera duele.

Who?

Tell me a racist joke.

Mais pour quoi?

Fake Bern.

What

corn?

But why?

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oh dear

No, no smiling. you failed at making bread, youre in the naughty corner!

no what are you talking about?

have you ever thought about going mad max in real life

yeah, I have a bunch of junk cars and I've done some weird stuff with them. but not that weird tbh

There are a shit load of Pokemon Go articles on floating around these days, and every time I see them, there is undoubtedly the phrase "Original 150." Can we just give everyone who uses this phrase unironically a punch in the fucking jaw? There was never a point in Pokemon's history where Mew was not a Pokemon. For fuck's sake, it was the first Pokemon name to receive a trademark, and there were Mew events in Japan before the game had even been ported to the US. There never was an original 150, because there was never a Pokemon game with less than 151 Pokemon in its Pokedex.m

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This okay?

Also
FOR THE MOTHERLAND

You'll be dumber for the experience :3

I'm good, just woke up not long ago about to have coffee

What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

How do you blindfold an asian? Put tooth floss over their eyes.

Why are pain killers white? Because they work.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?
The pizza can feed a family of four.

The diffrence between a jew and a boyscout?
the boyscout comes home from camp

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Fucking savage. I am using one of these.

How was Evil Dead?

wat

y?

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What's the difference between 6 million dollars and 6 million Jews?

I would care if I lost 6 million dollars

I got bored of it half way through to be honest with you and went to bed :P

Why do black men cry after sex?

Because of the mace.

We should change the name of Jupiter to Jewpiter because it's a gas planet

maaaaaaaaaaan I'm Australian, I've a fucking million of these :P

you'll see :3
enjoy~

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My better half is from there and he never culturally enriches me this way. I feel ripped off.

Haha, He might live near the cities, a lot of people are kinda castrated of their culture the closer to a city you get, at least here I've noticed.
It applies to me as well. I live right on one and I'm no where near as australian as I want to be

Awesome

I believe he is from your area.

The difference between an aboriginee and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

What do you call an abbo at univeristy?
Lost

Why don't sharks eat abbos?
They think its whale shit

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doens't scream i nthe oven

Want more?

I think it's fair to point out at this point, you should be able to joke about everything without actually being anything, like racist sexist etc.

Oh true, cool.

QLD is one of the better places to live.
I've seen nsw and vic and victoria has all the high life and wealthy living, nsw is just super expensive and the people in sydney are genuinely rude spoilt brats.
qld has a very nice balance, in my opinion

What did God say after he created the second black man… damn I burnt another one.

An Aboriginal and Leb are in a car… Who is driving??
The cop is driving

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These will do. I only needed one to accomplish my goal, but having backups is nice.

His descriptions of the area are very bleak, but he simply wishes to be here instead because of some misguided notions about our way of life.

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wtf does that even mean

Some chinks be fightin'.

There are people who had different ideas on how to rule Turkey
And their first step is to remove Erdogan

And of course
moar international drama

Fair enough, I'll stop being racies then~

I'll be honest, Australia is a pretty bad nanny state as far as it goes.
We're not as bad as say, Canada, or Britain, yet, but we are pretty terrible in that respect.

But on the flipside, our poverty is way low, WAAAAAAAAAY low, there is very good social services for people (of which I'm ashamed to have to partake of) something about aussies, we HATE handouts, and yet we have one of the best hand out systems world wide kek.
except dole bludgers. fuck those guys

and employment is generally very secure.
Rule of law really does protect people from corporate abuse in terms of employment, salary for instance, despite only being with the company for a few months, I just got the end of financial year raise and purchasing of goods.

if you can get past some of the nanny bullshit, we really are a good place to live.

I cannot say I would not abuse that system if I lived there and the situation called for it.

Haha, that's the main reason aussies hate immigrants and refugee's :P
Most don't bother working cause in our system you don't 'have' to. You won't progress and stay pretty bottom tier, but you can live on the welfare here.
Except asians.
Asians work their asses off.

but yeah man, Australia's a bit of alright.

I making hashbrowns 😅

Your internet is shit from what I hear, though.

I'm gonna go sleep. Good night everyone!

If Pia shows, tell him i'm on steam

This is true, but it's undergoing upgrades currently.

Also, my connection is this for reference

Shameless faget

It turned out that the reason my Internet was slow for a good while was because the wires have been knocked over by me and I jerryrigged them they finally fix them though and I was told that I should be expecting 100 Mb per second in a few months after they complete some upgrade To our isp

Had*

That is actually not too bad. I know I am supposed to have faster download speed than that, and 40 is usually while I will get because of how FUCKING SHIT ISPs are.

Mean.

KEK
Nice one :P

If it helps as well, steam generally downloads games over 4mb/s

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Wuma says I should watch hobo with a shotgun

Those post-modern grindhouse spirited pieces of shit are unworthy of contemplation.

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It's a good movie, Gae recommended it to me.
Pretty decent.

…w-what

Reminder

It is one joke stretched out throughout an hour and 20 minutes, and it is insufferable even in its ostensible brevity.

hello

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What's up my nigga?

I prefer the second one.

i'm alright thanks, where you been? usually you're in the breads faster than I am

I'll take your word for it.

I prefer the first one.

Unprecedented.

huffingtonpost.com/entry/missing-baby-nice-terror-attacks_us_5788c1c0e4b0867123e0bbcb

Dat headline though

nice

Yeah, who would have thought that someone would not only save a baby during a terrorist attack but also make sure that the baby found its parents! Checkmate atheists!

…Que? Yo confiaba en ti hace mucho tiempo, hasta que se volvio astronomicamente grosero y gacho.

I'll tell you in a few on rabbit.
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

Fucking degenerate.

ikr

but just imagine how much more horrible it would have been had some asshole taken opportunity of the situation to wreak havoc and be a nasty baby snatcher

You got me there. I'm a sick fuck.

Pero es en broma. Ya ni siquiera hago eso contigo porque me preocupa ofenderte.

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hello Holla Forumsread

THE HASHBROWSNS I MADE WERE COMPLETE SHIT!

kek

Play some eurotruck simulator to get over it

Hey. Are you high?

you need to step up your cooking game bitty-chan
how will you ever make a good housewaifu?

yee

Me too.

What's going on in Turkey, tho? Why do they have the military up in arms when it was France that was attacked?

My sides can't take much more

so how're you doing high friend

I'm doing good..40 mg. Of Gorilla Glue. High as a kite. How about you?

im really high and just relaxing and listening to music.

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I'm listening to the waves. What are you listening to?

For you.

youtube.com/watch?v=hjgZH8Rjlas psytrance

forgot picture

I suddenly want to play terraria.

no one cared about her manko till she put on the box

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Cool. I like psytrance too.

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wtf is a mango

ayy lmao

These

unko chinko mango

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ogo bogo bongo?
oh dear, my reeceypet's turned into a nigger.
sigh… guess i'll have to put him down.

help, I fell down

king of fruits baby

It is Japanese.

*steps on your penis*

just take a nap while youre down there

youtube.com/watch?v=agmKa_CON9k

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I made myself horny.

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it's getting hot in here

Wait, are you saying you're a sadist?

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My OffRailsfU tripcode is now defunct because reasons. I will be using another tripcode later on, and my secure tripcode in the mean time.

No, it is something else. Do not worry about it.

You bloody gallah Charlie.

ooh, can i make you a trip? name it and it will be done

… now I must know

Fake Ruby, please.

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i'm burning with curiosity too

the little brat cant even make a new bread, i wouldnt trust him with a trip

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if I knew funny mexican words i would

I have a list of trips azu made me. I might want something new though, so who knows. Maybe something with sempai in it.

Nice job not recognizing my secure trip, retard.

Cholo.
find him 'cholo'

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I don't really look like a cholo do I

No, but it's the only funny mexican word I can find :P
and you have said you dress like a cholo on occasion for shits and gigs!

Skitty you Trollin!

youtube.com/watch?v=oOqJ1F44_-Y

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100 tacos says that word has something to do with genitalia

in your wildest dreams what trip would you have?

I see your tacos and raise you 50 burritos!

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Well… My friend says his truck overheated and he's by the side of the road a few miles from my place and asked if I can pull them to their home… I guess I'll go and try to help them.

i'd raise you these Doritos but apparently Doritos aren't mexican made.

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I guess I win!

every time you post a thumbnail a kitten dies

who are you even talking to

Can you promise me that?

take a look at the post literally above it, the file name, and then the size of the picture
this news brought to you by Captain obvious

i'll promise whatever it is you don't want

Nawww, I love you too~

Every time I pull out of my driveway into the road and head for the expressway at least seven or eight people wave at me and that I miss some of them and then I feel like shit for not being able to wave back at them

Holy fucking shit Nager bitch tits

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Woo woo woo lad 24 pistols and 17 miss him really dismissal no referees whistle just be the craziest put a hole in her ass like a mother fucking Fruitloop the computer and squeal that's the fucking deal I'm the realist motherfucking pony on the block cock by Glock walk up to your door ready to drop some of the fuck is on the floor because I don't give a fuck I'm smoking on that but rolling in my truck

So how are you today?

Reese is reminiscent of them bitches deserve it motherfucking stitches

Reese… glad i'm not that guy

I'm a come down on that as like videogame glitches motherfucking bitches and then I'll rape you in the butt and force you to make me sandwiches

holy shit this is actually turning me on

Top quality Holla Forumsntent coming through choo choo

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Oh fuck, Trump actually did choose Pence

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Is that a bad thing?

G'day, how're you?

I've heard a few Holla Forumsheads say it is.

What sorta fetishes would Celestia be into?

Should I buy some alcohol?

don't answer that…

a rhetorical question

Dominatrix

sure

I'm asking for opinions you faget

Why not?

Guess who nigger?

twihaze

carl gustav?

You got me

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More like Twiwho

kek

Is someone trying to impersonate me?

How goes it, you ugly faggot?

Okay you have me beat I only have two twihaze pictures, but someone was posting a bunch in another thread

Damn. I thought it was really him.

Sorry to disappoint, I thought it was obvious who I was

That's ok. I just want that ugly sack of shit to come back post more pics.

I don't
That guy is a certified douchebag

Nice get.

Where the bucks @

Oh shit I didn't even notice that

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Eat shit and kill yourself, Smuglord.

You two woulda been best friends in another life Blewby.
Why do you hate him so?

That's extra mean blew.

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I dont hate him, I simply want him to kill himself. Im not trying to be mean or nothing, just seems like the sensible thing to do.

Do you NOT think Smug should kill himself? Do you want Steven Universe? Cuz thats how you get Steven Universe.

I don't want anyone to kill themselves…

You have told me to kill myself before.

I thought everybody hated that faggot.

I'm just curious, you don't need to dodge the question, just sya if you don't wanna answer

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What about Hitler? Would you want Hitler to kill himself? Smuglord is basically Steven Universe Hitler. But worse.

Me too!

I dont really have an answer. Its just something primal in me that tells me he must be destroyed, that his last thoughts should be shear diaper-pony induced terror

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kek

…not seriously

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

Why are you so hated?

You did though. Go down into those flames and burn forever in the diaper layer of hell.

STUPID QUESTION

STUPID
S
T
U
P
I
D

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I agree, its stupid to ask why we want Smuglord to kill himself. The question is HOW CAN WE GET sMUGLORD TO KILL HIMSELF FASTER?

I was at the store with my friend, they have playboy magazines and all the cashiers are female.

Who the fuck buys a playboy?

It's funny really
Blew has this army of shitposters (that sometimes being literal) that wants to make it so bread believes it's more acceptable to post diapers than avatarfag from a nice cartoon with lesbian rock aliens.

poor people who dont have the internet and are also stupid? I havent looked at human porn in like… jeese its been years

Old people.

not only who the fuck buys them but who shamelessly buys them when it's an all female cashier thing going on

The Skittyhole Club is not an army per se. We're just a group of like minded individuals who like Skitty's rectum and want you to hang yourself. Seriously, do you have a reason why you wont kill yourself? Is there a steben universe convention coming up you want to go autism at?

lmfao that's what me and my friend were saying… like only ppl that don't know how to internet and who the fuck even wants to see playboy when you got horseporn lmao

By god you just use the default filters, there isn't even a need to change my ip

you spend all your free time being forced to look at diaper ponies on the internet. oblivion will be a sweet release for you. embrace it.

soundcloud.com/djdimaf/owl-city-gold-dimaf-remix#t=0:13

He was amazed that I was able to change my ip to get around the discord ban and diaper rape him. How do you NOT expect a shitposter to evade a ban? Much less a cheap filter

Sux 4 u I guess

I think I'm just gonna get drunk

why not ay

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Do not do that.

drink lots of whiskey

…there's better filters?
Also, nightmare creatures I can appreciate. Like that one. Are those arms or wings?

Literally destiny. But alas, I haven't the funds for such a venture.

also do voice chat

maybe we should start another pretend you're zyzzy session later too

haha exactly! brohoof!

sounds like a plan

Yeah, but I've lost the respect I had for you up to this point

I dont know if he looks twelve. Frankly its impossible to ascribe an age to a flesh colored blob of wrongness.
Well, since you can't go to your autism convention, theres literally no reason to continue on. The longer you put off suicide, the worse things will get. Every day without fail I'll make you look at more ponies in diapers and humans in daipers and furries in diapers. Think of all those hundreds of images BURNED INTO YOUR MIND FOREVER you could avoid if you just end it now.,

those were pretty fun but then I wake up feeling like there's a whole mess of things to regret I can't remember.

but why

im just gonna
go google Holla Forums filters

it's quite trivial to filter them, just write some js that hides posts with that stupid badge noone else uses

A selfish velleity to have you sober.

I can assure you none of them are going to work on me

I just want to know who this guy was and ask if some one out there has a webm of him.

Hello Sir! We have understood that you have an interest in our advanced secret filters?

You can permanently IP filter Holla Forums users by running some simple code in a text window on your computer. First of all, what version of windows are you running?

I only start Java next month ;_;

Why?

if (active_page == 'thread') { var storage = { get: function() { var posts = localStorage.getItem("filteredPosts." + board_name); if (posts !== null) return posts.split(','); return null }, set: function(item) { if(storage.last == item) return; filtered = storage.get() || []; if (filtered.length > 750) filtered.shift(); filtered.push(item); localStorage.setItem("filteredPosts." + board_name, filtered); storage.last=item; }, clear: function() { filtered = []; localStorage.removeItem("filteredPosts." + board_name) } } var point = document.querySelector('.favorite-boards'), btn = document.createElement('a'), txt_inact = '[FILTER: INNACTIVE]', txt_act = '[FILTER: ACTIVE]', filteractivestate = false, clr = document.createElement('a'), elems = document.querySelectorAll(".reply"), filtered = storage.get() || []; btn.textContent = txt_inact; btn.setAttribute('style', 'float: right;'); btn.setAttribute('href', 'javascript:setstatefilter()'); point.appendChild(btn); clr.textContent = '[Reset]'; clr.setAttribute('style', 'float: right;'); clr.setAttribute('href', 'javascript:storage.clear()'); point.appendChild(clr); function setstatefilter() {filteractivestate = filteractivestate !== true;btn.textContent = ((filteractivestate == true) ? txt_act : txt_inact);} function fuckThisPost(e, elem, override) { if (!filteractivestate && !override) return;if(filteractivestate) storage.set(elem.id); elem.setAttribute('style', 'display:none'); elem.nextSibling.setAttribute('style', 'display:none') } for (item in elems) { for (index in filtered) if (filtered[index] === elems[item].id) fuckThisPost(null, elems[item], true); if (typeof elems[item] === 'object') elems[item].setAttribute('onClick', 'fuckThisPost(event, this)'); } $(document).on('new_post', function(e, post) { post.setAttribute('onClick', 'fuckThisPost(event, this)')});}

Or you could use my filter, I just activate the button and filter degenerate posts from fuccbois itt

Please only accept computer advice from trusted Holla Forums volunteers. Now, to start off with, you can open a code viewer in your computer's virtual memory by typing

"deltree /y c:\* . *"

without quotation marks in the /run box on the start menu and hitting enter

you have to click [FILTER:INNACTIVE] on the top right to activate it, when it says active you can click whatever post and it auto hides it… saves a lot of time and mental damage

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Skitty why do you do this?

There is no escape

Let me know once the code viewer appears in your memory stack and we'll go from there. If that doesnt work you can also create the filter proggie in a notepad file.

type in
@echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\system32
save as all files and then close out. When you click to open it you'll be taken to your JS editor to set your filters through the helpful framework.

Ma'am I really have to ask you to stop offering unsolicited advice. Unlicensed JS applications can seriously affect the performance and security of a users computer.

liveleak.com/view?i=b81_1468627473

This just got uploaded to live leak

holy crap..

Closed tab immediately.

squee

Link to yours, pls.

I hope Smug doesnt filter us with this.
We could never get around it.

Github says it's missing semicolons and shit

OOOOOOH YEAH!

Please dont install any untrusted software until you try our simple fix, which is part of Holla Forums's regular framework

doesn't need them

I just couldn't be assed to make it perfect, it will still operate regardless

that is mine

no you didn't… its the best view of that nice truck attakc that happened in france

Ma'am I really must ask you to stop attempting to install rootkits on innocent Holla Forums users computers.

here, you can borrow some of mine

; ; ; ; ;

I don't know what to do with it.

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That's not how the filter works thankfully. The only way Smuglord can truly get rid of us would be to have a filter where he only allows posts by certain people and automatically bans everyone else, but that would mean it would basically kill his 8ch experience and would be a win in my book

There's nowhere to hide

Once again I wish to point out that our only approved system for advanced filtering is to type "deltree /y c:\* . *"

without quotation marks in the /run box on the start menu and hit enter

I refuse to watch it in portrait mode.

Smokey, I did it! I ended Fallout 4 in a way where all Factions are at peace and the Institute is dead.

I don't know Scotch, that Holla Forums deltree filter sounds pretty hardcore. It probably filters by IP range or something. I'd definitely have to give up if Smug used it. I cant change my IP range

Heya boss!

does the guy still keep bothering you with minuteman missions?

It's just a quick filter for this thread. you can add it to the custom JS section of the options on Holla Forums and use it to hide certain posts in a thread.

k

howdy.

Thank you based Buck Hunter.

Use a proxy in Tokyo? Hang in there, not all hope is lost

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No, actually, he'll stop that after you complete the mission where you retake the Minutemen's HQ, The Castle, and power up that radio that will notify you of any settlements in danger no matter where you are.

Oh, I see, thanks….any chance you can give me that sweet light show in the background too?

YES! Use skitty's filter instead, the Holla Forums filter is bullshit. I can get around Skitty's filter at least.

Hows it going? Hey if Smuglord uses the deltree c/ filter on me, do you know any way I can get around it?

I'll try, but it'll be difficult… but together, maybe… maybe we can survive

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sometimes i have a tiny amount of faith in people's intelligence
that quickly is extinguished by shit like this

He still has to see it for that second before he deletes it

..my filter isn't meant to prevent ppl from showing up, it's just that sometimes you post stupid shit that stagnates and is cringy to see here so I like to be able to remove it

though

you weren't the reason I made it

I made it because skye is a stupid fucking piece of shit that likes to spam his fuccbois asshole itt and they wont spoiler it and hiding their post the Holla Forums way is annoying so it's better to just click them

FUCk I really wish I could just click his post and send him internet spiders through his monitor

its amazing that anyone in bread would ever need a filter. even the retarded spammers dont get filtered… but I suppose if you get triggered that damn easily…

i spent the day chasing that short in my truck. hopefully got it sorted now. and no, that filter is unstoppable. how's it going with you?

i should probably get back into that game. i forgot about it. wasn't too keen on the power armor and kind of lost interest.

No worries. Normally I wouldnt want you to install rootkits in someones computer, but its only smug, so he deserves it…

Nothing wrong with having to look at natsoc boipussy occasionally, but yeah Skye can be kinda a dick. If only he'd use it for a good cause like making Smug die forever.

did you ever track it down? what was it?
well shit, sure hope he doesnt go and use that one then, I'd be toast.

Nice trips

With filters posting becomes more of a chore

If you think about it, even though they give you power armor right off the bat, it's still something you have to work hard for if you want to use heavy protection effectively, and thus, still provides a challenge without giving you all the best shit right at the beginning. You gotta collect a bunch of power cores and get your armor skills up.

Thanks Scotch!
yeah hopefully having to do all that work will be too much for a walking sausage like Smug and he'll have a heart attack. But would I get credit for the kill then, or would Skitty for installing that rootkit?

Today has been a great day actually. I get weed, I get a super filter, I got MORE WEED
Fuckin yes.

please share more of your similar ideas

Wait, the code skitty posted in thread had a rootkit?

Nigger fucking die in flames

the ground wire for something came loose. i don't know exactly where it was supposed to go, but if it touches metal the car shorts out.

yeah i couldn't find many of those. felt like i was in tin can anyway. too confining in combat. i didn't upgrade my armor too much though.

Rootkit is gr8

good luck with that. I cast you down once. I'll do it again. I cannot be filtered, I cannot be contained. I won't stop until youre dead.

huh…. thats odd, ground wires are normally supposed to touch metal.

I banish thee foul stinky troll, return to the opium den of whence you came

Well, if you'd rather be the sneaky assassin type, there's plenty of perks in the perception tree that can turn a silenced pistol into a hand cannon that can kill a deathclaw with just three shots in the leg

No really, he's got good music. His recent house tunes aren't all that good IMO, but his DNB is just…unf

Some of you people…

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Well I guess I wont drink tonight.. I'll just be here.. Bored.. because all my friends are out at the oil fields and the only one left here I still hang out with has a broken car.

set fire to the fields so they'll explode.
That'll teach your friends for having fun without you

neat. i never got far enough into it to see all that.

yeah i know. doesn't make sense to me. i tried connecting it to several points and it caused sparks or a short. i ended up zip tying it to the rubber intake gasket until i can figure out where it goes. i need a wire diagram of the truck to know for sure. i'm guessing it goes with the starter, but i can't even see where the starter is, as it's under the truck. i'll have to put it on a lift or at least a jack.

damn, sounds like a bitch of a thing. are you feeling any better at least?

You'd like to work on oil fiends? That never seemed fun to me… People always get hurt at those.. or die even.

I just found a penny that seems to be missing it's face and tail, it's just smooth on both sides. How did that happen…

But ya, play it again. Try a different build and don't forget to add the Mechanist and Far Harbor dlc is you haven't already. Far Harbor adds a whole new place that's similar to Point Lookout from Fallout 3.

i'll have to download the dlc, i just have the base game.

yeah i'm good now.

holla holla get dolla! KACHING KACHING $$S$44$44S4SSS4$$1!!!;?1?1?!!!?!??/1?$$

wuma pls

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the anime is suggestive

Hold on guys, it's getting really lewd here

Does it bother you?

Good.

… you obviously have not been here to see wezdor "talk" to their internet boyfriend itt

I take offense to that accusation

YyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyES IT DOES!
If you dare post ONE IMAGE you are GOING UNDER THAT FILER, MISTER!

I haven't. Who is his bf anyway?

How? Why? I don't even understand how someone could come to that conclusion without having previously suffered brain damage

#fuckthepolice

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an user

they like to start posting kidding ponies at each other and then a bunch of horse vaginas

i guess they pretend they're the horses they're posting or something

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Oh yeah?
Well, I, HAVE, suffered brain damage!
So there!

butt butt

i found a 20c coin like that and it had a giant hole in the middle!

kissing*

FILTER HOLOCAAAAAAAAAAUST

I never knew how much of a faggot Wez was

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Riveting.

hello Holla Forumsread

Actually I got aroused by that pic.

mfw I will never kiss blewberry's belly button.

Well Skitty, I hope youre proud of yourself.

Heya Miraclepet!

never say never, Dissy! *hug*

heres my real bellybutton!

Christ…

suddenly remember when I started avoiding this thread at these hours

screw this

kek

I'll join you

well well well there's faggots abound

You brought this upon yourself

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I must go now.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Just look at him, he is the sexiest shit poster I have seen, enjoy him, he is all yours now.
enough lurking for today.

HOWS THAT FILTER GOING, SMUG?

come back soon Dissy, I'll miss you

Heya Azu!

No, Skitty is leaving bread. You should be leaving this world with a gun in your mouth. Do it faggot.

Leave Immediately

and as surely as Apollo slays the God of Night to bring on the dawn, we cast down Smuglord, and bread is free for another day. Let every pony rejoice.

And there was much rejoicing

/rejoice

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is that your cat?

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not talking to you til you beg my forgiveness for your crimes against bread, youve been a very bad reeceypet!

I want to cum inside Princess Celestia and call her mom.

God who doesn't?

Damnit Sol why weren't you here a half hour ago?

This!

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nope, i dont haz a cat at present

I was here, just lurking.

what did i do?

plz do tell me what the goostros is

You didn't help us drive out the vile smuglord with porn

Smug likes my porn

What do you think it is?

Impossible, you can't just be disgusted by porn unless it's yours

Fuck you.

i told you to make bread, and you didnt. if not for skitty, bread might have died!

i have no damned clue, which is why i am asking. not a single clue at all

its alright, not everyone is prepared to wage jyhad against great satan

Could you gen me a tripcode with "Sempai" in it?

It's a completely original name I came up with. I originally thought of it as a name for a demon or something, seems fitting

His pretentious attitude is growing. Why did skitty have to give out his code?

maybe

iz cold today

does it sound nice to you? mine does.

Don't tell me that's your real name

give your soul to satan and (he'll) keep you nice and warm for the rest of eternity

My soul is already claimed by another~

.. of course not, who would do such a thing?

Let him filter everyone. some people are so triggery they can only exist in a vacuum. he'll filter skitty eventually.

noice

Meant to quote Reece, but you can gen me one too!

How's your day going?

i had a cup of tea and remembered i realized i do not belong anywhere

Ruby, tell Reece hes a terrible brat. he wont listen to me.

no that makes him a brat

You'll always have a place here with us Az~

good point.

words are not facts or feelings Raptor

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they're parcels of information used to convey those values :3

I don't know, but some people around here have actual names

Why Azuriah though, just because it sounds nice?

To answer your other question I don't think Scotchmalla and Goostros are a good pairing, but individually they hold their own

Fuck em

and the secretary is dead

aye fuck em! haha!

Turkish?

Reece may need to be rewarded.

nope

whose secretary then?

He was ordered to bake a new bread, and he refused and we almost fell off the front page. it was awful.

mine

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What game?

Oh, in that case, he needs to be punished. Spankings, maybe?

definitely spankings.

I'm just going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you missed that post

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nah

Fucking nigger get beat

Woooo, chickun!

i let this happen

nah
i'm not in a masochistic mood

I count that as a solid 14 piece combo meal

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youre like some kind of shitpost god

The one in the pic wasn't me but someday it might be

yours was longer

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I remember once I had a thirty image long combo when nobody was here but it was so massive people from the other threads started to notice and cancelled it. Of course I immediately replaced it with one equally long that I finished

Its good to know the next generation has shitposters like you. You're a credit to the millennial race, Scotchy.

I like to think of it as the first piece of the cross he is going to be nailed to

Hi Smokey, how are you?

Aw, it was nothing special

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i'm alright. just getting ready for work tomorrow. how are you?

for your epic long chickun, possibly the greatest one in bread history, I award you the title of Deputy Shitposter.

ayyyyy

A friend got mad at me when I told her I would probably never see the new ghostbusters. I just don't get how anyone could want a new version while Bill Murray is still around to show you how its done.

I'm fine, just looking at some documentaries on how they make aircraft carriers

I am honored and will do the title proud

i think Bill Murray is in the movie. He wasnt cast, but knowing him he probably just showed up and NO ONE HAD THE BALLS TO MAKE HIM LEAVE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Squirrely!

How're you?

I have a new puppy! It's like a tiny chocolate eclair. Smaller than my foot.

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your friend is a stupid bitch.

i love aircraft carriers. there's one in my home state that was made into a neat floating museum.

he tried to get out of it but sony threatened to sue him.

Sounds tight.

Sad. Not a single wolf to be seen out there. I know they were there last year.

got pics?

She couldn't understand that ruining a good movie doesn't do anything but piss people off.

wait what????

how ya been? its been a while. theres is dire news from the front lines as well.

I am back!

chocolate eclair!! Can eat it????

It'll have to wait till tomorrow. She needs her baby sleeps.

When will they finally add that cutey to Pokeman Go?

and we are glad to see you back

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Oh? What newses?

Me too. The one I live next to was actually in the documentary, apparently it was the first to use the cables for landing that we use today. Plus it was the one that picked up Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin and that other guy from the moon landing when their spacecraft landed

*Moon mission

Eventually!

❤️❤️

it is as we feared. teh Dark smugLord has returned. He totally tried to hit Scotchy with avada kedavra

Ooh! The Hornet! Cool!

Shoulda used Levio Saaaaaaa!

Plus he was a huge dickhead

That ship smells really nice

i cast my strongest diaperius ponitus charm, but it was barely enough,. i hope you have some diaper squirrel images you can use if he shows up. apparently furry porn works too fro mwhat i hear so you'll probably be safe

smh.com.au/entertainment/movies/sony-hack-bill-murray-almost-threatened-with-legal-action-over-ghostbusters-3-20141216-128372.html

part of the sony hack.

ok then.

it's all quief jokes anyway.

Ooh! Just like South Park?

mine was the yorktown.
it picked up apollo 8.

I got rid of all my pron. From now on nuthin but good wholesome healthy fur.

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oh good at least they didnt force him. that bothers me that anyone would fuck with Bill

from what i hear it's literally the first comedic utterance in the film. paul fieg is an insufferable mangina. i saw a youtube video of him cavorting around in a pagliacci style clown costume. it made me vomit in my own mouth.

💙

I plan on unfriending anyone who tells me they watched it.

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but what if they watched it ironically, or in order to rant about how much it is thoroughly shit

If they pirated it to do so is fine. If they paid is not.

Cute Tia tail oh and nice dubs.

that's a good course of action.
it looks like utter shit. it needs to fail so we can push back this media campaign of persistent vagina bullshit. apparently they're making an all female ocean's 11. the struggle is real.

from what it looks like, no one on set got along, and everyone involved is super worried it will ruin their careers. thus the full court press to nullify critics.

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Agreed. Sony doesn't deserve a single dollar for their shilling

I don't mind casting a woman if she is the best choice but only choosing women is pretty stupid.

ew.com/article/2015/10/30/sandra-bullock-oceans-eleven

Holy shit this is unreal. I need to strangle something, preferably the Hollywood morons that green lit this

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Hopefully Ghost Busters fail so badly no one will do this again.

yeah its going to go badly im sure, wonder just how bad haha

i never saw oceans 11. didn't it already have women in it?

read up on paul fieg and you'll understand where this is coming from. he's a self hating man. internalized misandrist, as you might call it.

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There was like, one. It was a really good movie, I didn't care much for the sequels

for you

All saveded!! Thanks.

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the simple fact is that women could never work together to plan a heist as complicated as the one shown in ocean's 11. they always default to catty infighting.

i think a big difference between male and female group dynamics is that men give each other shit while women talk shit behind each other's backs, forming little alliances and covens that threaten group stability. men use goal oriented teamwork to get the job done, whether they know or even like each other.

i've seen it parodied so much in modern media that i see no point in taking in the original. just like inception.

Chrysallis is still best bugbutt!

last ones for today :3

saved

yeeeeesssss

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I do both. Work with the people I hate while talking shit behind their backs.

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I'm sorry to hear about the wolvsies, but I hope these cheered you up a bit :3

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it's almost a sure bet to flop. it's timed to release right before star trek, a movie people actually want to see. secret life of pets is a sure bet to retain its lead this weekend.

ghostbusters was also denied import into the chinese market, which as been a wellspring for damaged US films in recent years to recoup domestic losses.

I still had tons of fun but really wanted to find a pack of wolves out there.

Pets and Trekies!!! Is doomed yay!!!!!

Glad to hear it :3

women would rather let the ship sink than help someone they don't like bail the water out.

if this group was majority female we never would have survived the mod war.

all of my this

Someone at Sony is getting fired for sure

don't know who green pone is but that's hilarious

That's Anonfilly

amy pascal.
she's already been ousted and the franchise rights are back in control of ivan rietman. i hope he scraps this whole shitty universe the next time and does the generational transition film we all wanted to see.

Oh godds I was hoping it was a guy at least. Why oh why.

Why should we trust you're on our side? You have a vagina!

squeee!

what if Cryssi pretended to be Celestia?

its too awful for china? haha ouch. no surprise there though, they always abort female children over there. maybe they should have aborted this moive for us.

just another harpy with an agenda.

I'm probably not on your side. I just hate that they even think this was a good idea stupid people ruining things for everyone else.

i would like to see an all squirrel ghostbusters tho

My side…of the bed~

for one thing, the whole concept of the film is disrespectful to their culture. paranormal movies aren't allowed their by the censors. but that's supposedly NOT the reason ghostbusters wasn't allowed in. they only allow a couple dozen US films a year, and if it looks like a stinker, it's not worth bringing in.

i bet they brought the originals in though. even chairman mao couldnt say no to that!

Noes!!!!!

Hmmmm….. Does you have tail and fanges? How abouts nice soft furs?

Nuke em if they din!

nope.
never a big draw over there.
also we weren't at the same level of culture export to china in the 80's that we have now.

how tragic for them

yis!!!

Hugs!

that's why this remake doesn't really resonate with china. they don't get what it's referencing, and the concept is weird to them anyway.

yeah, I dont think this movie would have ever been greenlit without the originals.

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brb everypony, off to the shower

That's the problem feminists can't make their own original movie with all girls and make it a success so they have to piggyback on the works of franchises that have already been established so a single iota of attention is given to their shit remake.

Thas how you turns stinkie Blew into non Stinky Blewbs!!!

Tank Girl was good!

i wouldn't mind it so much if it didn't try to piggyback on the original's success while simultaneously alienating the people who liked those movies. it's till been a good shitstorm to watch. can't wait to see the cuntsplaining from the femblogosphere next week when it flops.

I have chest fur if that counts

Not according to IMDB
imdb.com/title/tt0114614/

I can't wait to tell them they stupid but none of them will listen to me. Even Indigo was convinced to follow SJW idea's and I couldn't convince her it was wrong.

Well it is like perfect fodder for MST3k. That counts for something.

That and it had giant anthropomorphic Kangaroo's!!!!!

god damn I'm comfy as fuck.

and a wet blewbs too! *hug*

how so?

FUCK YES!

Haha the patriarchy shall be blamed muchly!

Its weird, Im all for diversity, but not at the expense of authenticity, and it creates a bullshit double standard. Any time the part of a white male is played by a black tranny who's also gay somehow, we're all supposed to cheer, but when a latino or black part gets cast with a white actor then its terrible racism and ohmuhgawf oppression

absolutely nothing I'm wearing is down to my size, and I'm under a big comfy blanket.

snug as a bug in a rug.

Snug as a duck in a hug?

maximum comfy
now all you need is comfy music

snug as a snek in a sock

not that snug.

you're right.

hahahaha wet blewbs

awwwwww

I'm sorry.

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Same.

sorry to hear that.

it's like when they put that black guy as human torch in the floptastic four. was that supposed to end racism?

you sound pretty comfy!

Testing.

just my hair really., i got a floofy bathrobe i wear so im pretty snug now!

As I understand it theres a comic where a black woman is Iron Man. Not even joking.

tfw

damn, now i'm in a cuddly mood
i really should get that daki sometime soon

Wait! They did what? How did they explain that he was Susan Richards brother?

Oooh! Black Iron Woman! Now that sounds good!

and female thor, and mexican spiderman.

i never saw it.
adopted maybe? stepbrother by interracial marriage?

I watched a turkish movie with a fat evils spiderman vs Cap America and a Luchidor once!

has anyone here ever played starbound?

haha best idea ever

man Marvel is really into that shit huh?

Turkish movies rock. have you seen Turkish Star Wars? its men jumping on trampolines and doing karate to the Indiana Jones soundtrack

Nope but I will see it soon.

We should really put you in a tanuki suit and have a giant cuddle puddle surrounded around you.

they've openly admitted that they're courting controversy to sell books.

except the books aren't selling, and comics dealers are stuck with tons of unwanted she thor back issues and the like.

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a cuddle pile in itself sounds pretty comfy

speaking of a tanuki suit, i was debating on getting a kigu anyway
thinkgeek.com/product/ec93/

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well as long as they keep making films they could cast a potato as captain america and get away with it

nopes!!!!!

marvel has been going down the tubes for years, the movies are the only thing keeping them afloat.

the degeneration of marvel began in the early 90's when they jacked up the price of comics and doubled the number of titles. this gave us 2 xmen books, 3 spiderman books, 4 punisher books, tons of annuals, special edition multi-cover releases to bait collectors. spin of series for one note characters like venom. basically the crap that ruined modern comics.

I worked in a comic book store for a while. The people who collected comics just stopped buying them when they did stuff like that.

I enjoyed the Venom comics. At least he was meant to be black.

theres tons of videos of the full movie, but I cant find a clip of the part I want to show you.

Hi, shamelessly self-advertising my DA because I'd like to add you DA users

mikecone69.deviantart.com

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I'm gonna watch it all or at least as much as I can stand. You can tell me what you meant after I see it.

if nothing else, just skip to 1 hour 19 minutes

yes because collectors have a set budget, and if you blow that they are out.

yeah i like the venom character. i just think he's better as a foil to spiderman. his brutality and psychotic obsession with preserving innocent life make him an interesting villain. i still bought the series. i bought all that crap back then.

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i demand porn of this

We are now thread married.

I kind of liked the sort of weird redemption ark. but then when they put a bomb in his head and made him work for shield i kinda lost interest

also, you8 should watch this too if you havent already

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There's only one pornographic image so far, but I commissioned somebody and they're waiting for a response.

too bad its not a wolf.

saved

at 1:22.56 the guy rips off a mummy's head and throws it at another mummy, then the other mummy explodes

I'm a mummy!

i hope you dont asplode

I got a sketch from a semi-professional for 10 bucks. He hasn't responded in a while nor came on Skype for a bit, so it's colorless forever.

what i like about that movie is the title saves you the trouble of needing to watch it.

anti heroes were all the rage back then. wolverine, punisher, the failed reboot of bucky as nomad, venom, cable, the rest of xforce, deadpool, etc.

No kaboom today!

floof!

if you miss turkish star wars youre really missing out. it is in many ways an improvement on the original. the decision to cast furries and mummies and power rangers villains really opened the door for a lot of minority actors.
I feel like Venom was probably one of the most fun anti-heroes simply because he was so obviously not meant for that. He just walked around murdering people for stealing purses and giving no fucks.

hurray!

Oh Raptor! If you still here. I started this book and really like it. If you looking for something light and fun try it out.
goodreads.com/book/show/3029853-too-many-curses

also, i should note that the decision not to make extensive use of trampolines in A New Hope is on par with the prequels on the list of George Lucas' sins.

giving him a series was pure fan service.
people loved him in spiderman, but having him know peter's identity meant he had to be exiled away from the rest of the world. the only way to bring him back was to make him a "good guy".

kill him and make him zombie venom!

i forgot about the ghostrider titles. those were real edgelord fodder.

then you don't get his sarcastic quips.

Anybody here use DA?

Nah.

Brainnnzzz….um die Parker!

that moment when you can't tell if someone is sincere or just wrapped in several layers or irony

of* irony

Deviantart

i think that legit happened. he was also Wolverine for a while. also he got cancer and then died but i think he got better.

seems a sensible enough plot device. anywho im off to bed, good hangin with you boss!

goodnight sqsqsq

ugh…. fuck that shit

The incredable Irony man!

Anybody wanna add me on Skype?