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It helps that JonTron's was a silly thing he did for a charity and didn't seem like he took it that seriously.

Not a drop of self-awareness in Linkara's though.

It's disappointing to see what he's become.

He's being 'sponsored' by Disney and Ubisoft and they pretty clearly aren't letting him say what he wants.

Holy shit. He needs work on his range in the chorus, but the rest was amazing.

A pity the video is so full of Calarts shit.

Like, I gave him some leeway after vid related, but Farcry Primal brought me over the edge.

Taylor Parrish reminded me of old school.

Yeah, that bothered me too.

FTFY

Maybe he'll emulate his hero Rolfe and grow his balls back.

I think Jon was actually trained in theatre.

That's the worst part about it. Shitty lyrics aside, Dity Cockslut here thinks he's killin' it with this song. He thinks he's a legitimate vocal chord virtuoso, belting out beautiful tunes for our enjoyment.

I'm getting that second-hand embarrassment/fremdscham off him because he's too fucking full of himself to realize what an ass he looks and sounds like.

And, you know, with Jontron is not ever anger inducing for me, it's just saddening. It does not seem like the guy is greedy. I think it's probably the whole Star Wars project that put him in fucking debt, or something, and now he's just trying to get up on his feet.

linkara.bandcamp.com/album/the-harvey-finevoice-christmas-album

OK he can't sing well but most importantly it's not fucking funny at all. That's the point right?
Probably would have worked if he wasn't in from of that greenscreen the whole fucking time.

(check'd)

Yes.

how much you wanna bet he ditched his old costume because he got too fat for it

either that or living in new york, one of the more expensive states to live in

He MARRIED that thing?!

If by 'thing' you mean ayy, then yes, he did.

There's a certain type of autist that manages to perfect that smirk. You know the one. The one that makes your knuckles itch badly.

They think it says "I have no idea how to please a woman [or, in Dinkara's case, a man pretending to be a woman] but you'd never know it from my cool, calculating look of certain knowledge." What it really says is "Smash here."

It's a facial expression that's just aching to be stuck in the rat-mask from 1984. Cockslut's managed to perfect it, and I cannot understand why no one's gone after him physically for it or his obnoxious personality.

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Huh. She lost some weight. Guess she started sucking off vegan guys in the alley instead of hetero regular dudes.

Guy just needs money. Jon was never really an actual critic for much of anything, he's purely entertainment. Going full shill is still annoying but it doesn't bother me as much as someone else would.

This was a couple years ago.

I'll be honest, cushion-for-the-pushin' Suzy got the closest to making me ignore her voice and face

It's not worth it, mate. You'd have to put up with her face and voice for just a little bit of ass fat.

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I don't know…she'd have to have a nice voice. If it's shrill in anyway, it wouldn't be enough to put up with.

yoga pants are pretty contouring & from the looks of it they're pulled pretty far up, so what we're probably looking at here
funnily enough, the one place she could've used some extra fat, her bust, doesn't seem to have gotten any over her recent, shall we say, "expansions"

I'd swear to god I saw the exact same post responding to the same thing back in 2013.

The dumb fuck doesn't know how to sing from his diaphragm. His job is literally to just talk at a camera and he always sounds like he's trying to force the words out through his collarbones.

As time increases, so does his weight, gayness, and spergitude. I'm almost certain he wasn't so slurry/lispy several years back?

She looks like the fucking Grinch.

I think what happened was that he signed on with Polaris and then Disney bought them out. Now he HAS to shill for Disney until his contract expires.

I'm certain he got paid to shill Star Wars, though.

Man, I want to hate Jon because he's an e-celeb sellout but then he shows he has some actual talent and I genuinely agree with a lot of what he has to say

How is he doing these days? Last I hear he pissed off a bunch of shills for having problematic opinions about the new Ghostbusters movie

And I thought I was bad at singing.

Well, James hasn't retracted his statement..so he's OK, I guess. Then again, prefer James over Doug anyways..at least he knows his shit.

Doug is shit.

I like Rolfe and Spoony, Spoony has his downfalls (and is fucking 36) but the dude is literally sick.

Why the fuck are you even comparing James to Doug Walker? Doug's an SJW piece of shit and his reviews have always been unfunny 13-year old tier, and his fucking movies were cringeworthy as fuck, Rolfe is a fucking God compared to that faggot

Fireworks is some of the best shit a youtuber ever did. Watched him since before Game Grumps and he's basically the only one on Youtube I feel happy for when he's got success. He's a sellout, yes, but he almost chose a shitty path and is legit funny. Also, it's not like he's slacking off like others while being a sellout. His videos gain more quality and it seems there's some budget behind it.

You know, compared to those assholes you pay on Patreon and they neither make more videos, nor better videos.

Very true. Still watching Doug, but he hasn't been funny for years. Also, dropping all of his in-jokes in exchange for annoying actors, because he things that would improve things and give him some edge, was the worst thing happening to a critic since Jerard from Completionist trying to be funny.

Spoony lost it. He was my favorite reviewer during his Ultima days, because he didn't copy anyone and didn't give a fuck about his quality. But now, he went completely insane and turned into a douchebag. Seriously, who deactivates comments while still streaming, AND complaining about each negative comment? Only assholes like Pewdiepie do that (no, really!).

Fugly and see-through pants, only something like that would fuck Arin.

Fuck you, Danny was the worst thing happen to mankind. He's a pathetic, depressed, drug-abusing fuck who obtains sluts to distract from his awful life. He even admitted it in one video.
And now, all he does is talking about his cock and stupid whores he fucked.

If I wanna hear that, I watch Two Broke Girls. Its the same shit with vaginas.

He most likely has another job considering how rarely he makes videos. You can't survive with making videos that rarely. It's insane that he got so many views with that bit of delivery.

To be honest though, you kinda feel he's not taking himself seriously during the Far Cry one.

Does Pewdiepie actually do that?

Danny reminds me of what a child thinks a cool adult looks like.

So, what are the odds on which Channel Awesome contributor will blow their brains out next? I figure Spoony and the Cinema Snob are probably favored, I'd bet on Spoony myself if I knew of a way to do so.

I guess it's also worth asking what are the odds on which one will go trans next? I think Linkara might be a favorite here if only because of what a nasty cockslut he is.

Here's the thing with Spoony, when he tries..he is really funny but yeah, now he's slumming it and it doesn't help that he isn't well both physically or mentally…and spending time on Twitter.

To be honest, I never really find the guy to be funny..maybe informative (keyword being maybe) but he is really reaching for it. Especially the storylines..he could've been a writer or something (oh wait, he did…and it's not really good)

You would think with his dwindling patreon bucks that he'd be churning out more reviews but nope. He's only done 2 movie reviews and wrestling vlog and streams that most of his fans don't want. Guy even got BTFO by fucking Matthew Buck "Bad Movie Beatdown" for his lack of work ethic on twitter.

I really liked spoony but then he started to fall back in with the same people that wanted to string him up for a retarded joke, and that was around the same time when he started to put out nothing but wrestling vlogs and I ended up giving up completely on him.

For someone who looks like he has so much personality he's incredibly thin-skinned.

He does YouTube full time.

As stated, he's got corporate people sponsoring him. They give him more than enough money to live.

Linkara isn't nearly selfless enough to do that for the world

Cinema snob actually tried to kill himself at least once, if I recall. Twice, actually, since I remember he also posted a story of how he attempted suicide years ago, and ended up in a psychiatric hospital.

really? I just came up with that

weird

Perhaps the third time will be the charm

why must you torture yourself

Danny might be kinda shitty, but at least he can have fun

it's not like faggotraptor where he's always "UUUUGGGGHHH, THIS GAME SUXXX!!! I'LL ALWAYS IGNORE THESE INSTRUCTIONS, WHOOPS!!! BAD GAYM DESIGN!!!"

I think pewbiepie disabled comments because of
and maybe something else i'm missing. could be back by now, but idk

let's change it to "Who will succesfully an hero next"

and if you include former contributers, I'd guess the next one's going to be the amazing atheist via cardiac arrest or something from years of being the fat, annoying, mcdonalds chugging bastard he' been

try spending almost all of his time on twitter

and as for his physical and mental health, he's ultimately got no one to blame but himself there. he's physically in the dumps because of nearly 40 years of junk food, mountain dew, fast food, and no exercise. the mental part is because he's such a little pussy that he can't handle the slightest dissent amongst his fanbase

When he said the the Psychiatric ward was the most fun he has had in years.

Arin and Barry are worse.

Danny at least has talent and has gone out and lived a life. What's Arin's story? He dropped out, played video games, made a couple popular cartoons, and now he's a corporately owned youtube whore who sucks at video games, married a fetal alcohol syndrome cunt, and offers nothing to the world.

Danny may be a drugged up jewish faggot, but at least he's interesting.

Gotta be Spoony. Then again I thought he'd do it last year.

What did Barry do? He used to be cool, from what I remember. Of course, I haven't really watched them since before Jon left.

Barry is devoid of personality and humor.

Yes, he did. You know, all he had to do was make random 10 minute crap clips everyday to stay rich, so he made videos where he was in drag, naming the video something like "I'm a cute girl, right?" or whatever.

When trying to insult him, I saw he de-activated all his comments. Even more pathetic, he now says everything he did before was embarrassing and stupid and now makes fun of other youtubers. Too late for that! He shall forever be known as the ass of the internet.

I agree. Snob keeps whining with his stupid suicide cry for help videos, and his "humor" is so dry, it sounds bitter.

Spoony is dead to me anyway, now that he's done with Rebruary, he'll never make videos again. I won't watch his hateful livestreams.

Yeah he can be really funny, I still watch the Ultima ones over and over again, but my favorite might be Minority Report.

I doubt that, too, because sponsors want to see videos, but he barely makes sponsored videos, too.

I dunno, that's kinda my curse. I'm interested in the movies/ media, but not in the reviewers, sometimes I even hate them. Like that massive retard RebelTaxi, who's in his 20s but does nothing but premature dick jokes, while also joking how noone would ever fuck him, yet still people shove fanart up his ass.
Fucking internet.

Arin lost his soul. He's neither funny, nor creative anymore. Whereever he appears, it's cringeworthy. Maybe he doesn't even want to make Grumps anymore.

And yeah, Danny is shitty, but I get your point that he's the only entertaining factor. I only watch whenever they play a Sonic game to see how godawful they are and sometimes had to giggle about his stupid stories. But IRL, I wouldn't want to know him.

Please god. I watched him back then when he reviewed movies. But then he was like "LOL I know, insulting women makes the views roll in now, so I'll become a fat, pathetic hater."

Oh, he's going to release that series he's been working on any day now!

He's too busy telling the world what porn he faps to because hurr durr, namedropping Zone, 4chan etc. is edgy.

I've heard admitting to fap to loli porn isn't special nowadays, either. It's just something you wanna tell your underage, stupid as a brick audience.

He was successful enough to become a JewTube partner and do JewTube full-time before the algorithm change. Then he did Grumps. Then he left Grumps and sold out to Disney, who probably paid him really well to do the Star Wars shit.

I imagine that, so long as he's not reckless with his money, he could conceivably still do JewTube full time.

Everyone hated on that Star Wars shit, but I found it interesting. Who still refuses to like Star Wars after 40 years is kinda retarded.

It had it's moments, but it felt off. Like someone else trying to immitate Jon's style of humour.

Sounds like all current reviewers *cough*