Extremely Lewd

Hiya~ This is the general thread for lewds, cuteness and those who like penises!~

It's been almost a week since I last came, starting to get a bit backed up here, edging is the best~

Other urls found in this thread:

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198006970212/
indiegogo.com/projects/first-vaginal-beer-bottled-instinct#/
chatstep.com/#notOP
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

The discussion in the last thread was hot as hell, and made me wish I was a fag.

Wish I could contribute.

Hello user, are you

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All I have to contribute are the doujin works of Hirame

Post if they have lewd penises~

Hot as hell? Are you sure you are not attracted to penises and such? I mean it's a serious question, not like you can force anyone to like the stuff.

Have you never read the guys work?
It's all plain ol' male/female sex. If I posted it, it would trigger you. You have no idea how great the works are though

Some anons here are biscum. Maybe post a short one, spoilered?

I'm semi bi I suppose. If it's great post some user~

Lucky for you I'm not bi~
straight as I can get really. I got porn that if everything were printed out we could get to mars, just on the paper.

I present Shoot Just a Little Bit Faster starring Jinx from League drawn by the artist Hirame.

Artist is Hirame group circle is Turtle.Fish.Paint if you want some more. Hirame is a pretty great artist. I love those eyes he draw.

I'm not exactly one for conversation. Telling people your life is bland as most people don't really do much outside maybe work, working out sleeping and eating. Just my thoughts. Yeah I've played NV through around six times now, I do builds and roleplay as something, the last playthrough was merely a heavily modded one and I didn't do much RP-wise. This one I'm gonna use exclusively explosives with big melee weapons. Should be fun. I replay games all the time as there's nothing good that is new outside a few niche Indie titles. Serious Sam 4 isn't out yet either so whatever.

Just fuck me senseless senpai. I'm having some good beers though, lewd rising~

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198006970212/
add me if you wanna erp

Yeah no thanks user.

A successor to Fallout 2 these days wouldn't be politically correct. I hate to say it but bleeding hearted neo-liberals borderline-commies wouldn't let it say the light of day. Games just aren't niche anymore which is why their going down the shitter. Back in those days you made a good game or you sunk. This meant it was finished, no bugs or not too many issues at least full product not cut apart and sold to mongoloids in a fucking package deal with a season pass. I digress I suppose.
I'm drinking cheap pilsner called brewhouse 11$ for an eight pack, 20$ for a 15; That's Canadian dollars as well.
I'd contain the lewd, bottle it for a few days and let it rip to a favorite smut game, or doujin. Feels better if you don't jerk off everyday I occasionally jerk off seven to twelve times a day

Only idiots ERP. It's a waste of time

Coincidentally, a buddy of mine sent me a link to this yesterday
indiegogo.com/projects/first-vaginal-beer-bottled-instinct#/

That is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Oh well I suppose. I got a JP smut game file with 90 GB now, quite a few games. I could recommend some if you'd like?

*vomit*

Kind of, but with similar dark humor style and extent of content, all games nowadays come out as early betas.. It's just shameful and not lewd one bit ;_;

On occasion the games that beta's are okay and actually being worked on not cut and runs. Look at Subnautica for example which I can't find a good trailer for outside the shitty cinematic trailer on Jewtube. Oh well. I'm not a big fan of Indies honestly but I know a few you should play La Mulana, Hotline Miami, Cave Story. For full games give E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy a whirl, play GoG versions of Thief 1-3, System Shock 1 has a portable version going for it which is free, SS2 is GoG I have them if you'd like I could upload them to my MEGA Speaking of System Shock it's being remade in the worst engine of all time and holy fuck I hate those developers now. They went to kikestarters after buying the IP and demanded 900k$ just to remake SS1 in a really shitty engine.

Umm, I suppose? Depends on *ahem, *what is a JP smut**?

Is the thread now for vidya/Doujin :3 ?

it can be pretty fun user , maybe it's just not your cup of tea

This thread is everything!~ As long as it's somewhat lewd and relevant to the ongoing discussion.

How are you doing cutie?

Just games, doujins and such. So essentially porn games. It's all straight however with lots of rape usually. So most people wouldn't like it.

i can dig roleplay but I can't dig erotic roleplay. Something in my head erodes it immediately and hates it.

Hello there, Darling dear~

Ah, yeah I think I'll pass on rape and straight porn too (maybe unless some of it is futa). Thank you for the offer though user, it's nice of you.

I am the same in my native language. In english it's fine. Do you speak a foreign language (assuming english is your native tongue)?

I'm Canadian. I don't have any foreign languages but want to learn Japanese for porn & games. The other being C. The games are fine honestly, I take what I can get because lovey-dovey is best but there's so much NTR as of late which makes me cringe something fierce. Luckily monstergirls are a thing and most of those are pretty lovey-dovey I may be too pure for this world

I'm fine :3 and you m'lady ?

I dunno that much about erp, but in each mmorpg i played i always chose the rp servers and it's always better erp can be good after some tiring grinding

Hey :3 how's everything going?

Oh, right, you pretty much said so before, silly me.

Hm?

>I may be too pure for this world
Perhaps. Still, you enjoyed lewd OP and others's lewdness in the previous thread? Did it appear lovey-dovey or pure-friendly to you? Also become gay user, some gay porn is the lovey-doveiest of all even though it's professional. Yeah I know. I'm just saying.

Things are fine. Had a short day at work so that's pleasant and also, this time I managed to come before the dog pissed on stuff so, good job me!
How are you doing, dear?

It's a coding language, you may know of C++, C is older
Naw. I'm good with what I am. When I was 16 I experimented with a friend who went gay. Sex is sex really, there's not too much special about it. There are conditions when it is but whatever, being gay wont make a person happy. Happiness is not based on what you like to fuck, a carnal urge isn't all there is to life
Just so you know life isn't all about sex, it's simple at times but then it isn't. We're all human in the end.

I'm very drunk drunk and drunk~~

So you are more about personalities? That's me, I don't really get attracted to people unless their personalities are attractive to me, and the vast majority has been males.

i'm doing okay , went for a 30 mins walk today because i felt like i was gonna get some fucking illness if i stay that long at home

life is simple user , people just tend to make it more complicated , you can choose a simple life if you want to

Drunk = horny

Actually I've discussed this with a friend of mine and came to the conclusion about how humans work.
See when we first see a person we don't know them yet so the attraction is physical, you love their body. you may argue this but I think it may be difficult to refute as you don't know a person until you get to know a person which takes time, perseverance and effort to get something out of it. This means personality comes later and a relationship is developed overtime.
I'm saying that I'm point A, a beautiful woman is point B; We can only see each other. Now logic says because I am male I would take priority to the dating game. So I would walk from point A to point B to get to know her. The initial is all physical.
What I am getting at is unless you talk to them online, or via phone or something any relationships start with a physical reaction not a psychological, whereas likewise psychologically we develop the interest overtime.

Eh. I kind of like life being hard. It makes me remember what's important.

It's a coding language, you may know of C++, C is older
I know them both, incidentally. Can't only speak and read simple sentences though. I just didn't happen to think of them in the context.

>being gay
I know it won't. But I wasn't even talking about lewdness. Although now that I think about it, maybe even the porn I mentioned isn't what you had in mind. It was more like passionate love making. Certainly included some nice kissing, but perhaps too lewd to be called lovey-dovey.

Ah nice. I'll probably end up getting outside with friends of mine some time soon. Haven't brewed anything in particular up yet, but I am sure it's coming.

I've got tons of porn that's just lovey-dovey. Which works for me. I'm too much of a cynical asshole to get a girl to love me, or anyone for that matter. At best I would ironically friendzone her. I'm far too out of sorts for most people. It's why I'll always be an outlier when it comes to society. In this regard I am not alone but people change over periods of time, one closet basket case could change if he gets a good job and there goes a good drinking buddy because he found a christian girl and went to religion and is pious to a fault and doesn't drink anymore.
Anyways I still got fiction at times. I'm not socially awkward I just don't like going out as I have nothing to do I lived in a local city for a year and was out nearly 12 hours a day walking around

Sounds like you might be a textbook example of how introvert doesn't necessarily mean shy or socially awkward. Those do seem rare to me.

Going out and meeting people is probably the most cancerous thing in the world :3

Pffft, if you say so. I'm not planning to meet new people though, just friends. Maybe drink and stuff. Will see.

Gonna sleep early today ? should we start the lewd?

I was out buying toliet paper. Picked myself up a sandwich as well. Got two big things of shit tickets for 10.50$. not too bad.

Well, I do not have tto go to bed early I suppose but as regards the lewds… um in here chatstep.com/#notOP usual password.

Shit tickets?

A word a friend of mine used for toliet paper. They can be taken apart and given out like tickets at a fair. Shit tickets.

Oh, I see. I guess they can be used that way, huh.

It's fun. I'm gonna play some more Ariadne as I haven't finished it. If not I'll probably just play something at random.

Have fun mate.

What is this?
Why would you post lewds in private only?
Or are it your lewds or what is going on?

Well, it is simply a private conversation.
No lewds been going on anyways.

What a lewd thread……I like it.

Nope, I didn't post at all in that thread; very nice work btw~

Oh I'm sure you are referring to OP's work :3c
I didn't do anything!

late bump :3

I haven't jerked off in four days and my cock is full to bursting. I've really had the desire to cum in something too. I just need somewhere to deposit my cum, its the way I've been feeling lately and I don't know why.

Does cum go bad the longer you hold it?

This gif is a great example of proper bullying

Do you have a skype?

Thanks

saxually.

Booty lewd

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Hello Darling.

Thanks user.

You win, user. And whoever made this.

victory is mine

It is indeed, Penis-kun.

please post the one of her cumming.

Sup notop :3

Yeah i just got one :3

Since i'm a manly most manliest most incredibly manliest man of all, i have a huge porn collection. But maybe you guys wouldn't be up for the challenge since most (If not all) of it is traps

Well I'm a trap myself so i wouldn't mind

Hello there, sup with you, cutiepie? Had fun yesterday, before the late bump?

Trans traps or CD traps, user?

BOTH

I am more interested in the latter myself. However, what exactly is the challenge, user?

Not that much really. I just wanted it to sound really ominous - I guess that the challenge of it would be going through it all, or finding something specific in it. I really don't have it all that sorted out.

Attach a picture or a few to your posts user. But… let's be easy, idk if it's appropriate to turn this into a porn dump, mhmm?~

Also I missed

Hello, trap user. How are you this fine day?

Did someone say lewd dump time?

Hello dear~
(Kek, foreskin animals?)

Is this where I'm supposed to post gay shotas?

Occasional pic would be great I think, yes. Also I love the one you posted. Literal milking~

I guess it would be fairly rude. Fair enough - I'll come around to making a download link or something later today, here's a little "preview".
probably not that much compared to what you guys would have, but here's my 2 cents

Aw, thank you user, that's sweet of you 💖

Mind posting it? This is my first time in one of these threads so I don't know the etiquette.
Plz no bully

Hello user (and congratz on your dubs), I don't think there is any decorum.

Aha. It's not the most representative one I suppose, normally OP is very lewd and helps anons edge and maybe even cum. How are you doing in the crotch department?~

More like *any codified decorum.

Thank you for the kind greeting!
I think I am doing pretty well in the crotch department!
Unless there is some hidden lewd meaning I am not getting…

Well, I was referring to whether you have been cumming recently, or whether your balls are all pent up and swollen and overflowing X3
Still, since you mentioned it, what does "pretty good in the crotch department" mean in your context?~

One of these days in these threads I'll be horny enough to post pics of me dressed up trap-esque and not care.

Oh user, I wish I could see (or outright make) you that horny.
Tell us something about your wardrobe in the meanwhile?

I need sauce on the anime and the saxophone music playing please

Tomorrow I may just be motivated enough. :)

Well what about the wardrobe user?!

I got into this mmo that's just taking too much of my time , it's even keeping me away from the sweet lewd :(

i dunno user about skype, i got it for a specific reason tbh, and i don't even know why you chose me to ask for skype lel, i'm not that entertaining to talk to

i am completly erect

oh me too user , i'm pretty horny atm , but i'm too lazy to even fap

I thought you were talking about how big my crotch department was so that is why I was unsure. Typically you have to take me out to dinner before you get such information!

You seem pretty interesting to me and everybody could use someone to talk to. Give yourself some credit.

i-i-i am too late?

That's cute user :3
Yeah maybe you're right , i should give it a shot , what's your skype user?

I told you, trooper~
Gotta run, be back in maybe 9-10 hours, have a nice day in the meanwhile, Darling.

My skype is ninjaclam
I'm probably going to be on for the next couple of hours and should respond pretty quickly. If I disappear is because I am sleepy.

Welcome new friend! Take it easy and enjoy yourself!

Don't be late though .. you know why

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Do I?~
Why the frown?

Bump for trap degeneracy

Hello user? Do you wish to see more naked trappy shotas?

Or would you rather feel the tender attentions of OP? Or me~

I'm feeling so lewd I can't stop stroking my dick.

Oh user, do you want a little help?~ Don't cum yet user!

Dont worry not OP, I haven't cummed yet. I need to be a little quick though ;)

Oh my! Please, use me Stroker-kun! My hands, yes? Let me use my hands instead of yours!
Maybe mouth as well? Oh I don't know user, tell me!

Mmmm… yeah my hands are getting tired from all this fapping, can you take over? :3

No need to use your mouth. We can just make out instead as we both stroke our lewd cocks ;)

More trappy shotas is always good!

I definitely can, Stroker-kun!~

Oh, I see

Oh gosh, I must have come too late ;-; I am sorry user!

Two not OP's?! :O What a twist…

What? No no, it's both me, I'm just thinking the first reply came too late and Stroker-kun must have cum (or gone soft ;-;).

Ah! Okay that makes sense, I am still here if need be!

come at least give me the song name?

Anime is Imocho
Sax song is some vaporwave shit

Thank you user kun

Anyone got sauce on this?

i wanna jerk off another boy. is that gay?

Its perfectly fine to be gay

knock knock

Only if you look him in the eyes.