Greeen text stories

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True or not, the idea of someone passing out when someone catches them fapping is pretty fuckin hilarious.

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Boy, I really hope he is going to email me back, I need to feel useful.

graphic design me some happiness please

Smoking DXM? is that even possible?

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go back to tumblr faggot while us real men brose reddit

can't tell if troll or extreme newfag

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smoking DXM is toxic. OP, please go back to sucking dicks and stop telling fake stories on the internet.

cant tell if fag or fag

you must be new here

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I am questioning this story so much if it's true or not.

Please continue though.

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go back to leddit

I don't come from leddit figgit. I come from
>>>/8gag/

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go back to tumblr 9fag

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btw im a girl;)

It's 8gag you 7shit

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Was cumming in socks for a few weeks
couse too lazy for napkin
Socks ran out one day
Saw a drank up energy bottle
Cum in it for few days
1/6 full
One day woke up
The bottle isn't there
My roommate starts telling me a story he filled up the bottle with juice and went for a run.
When he wanted to drink, his dog shove him and he spilled the juice all over his chest.

It happened a week ago and he's still using that bottle.

I never understood why Americans jerk off in socks. Tissues are so much more practical and easy.

I'm a Eurofag and i find socks more practical. Everytime i use tissues i cum everywhere but not in them.

Turns out she was lightly bullied, she never told anyone but looking back on it I really went too far
I wish I would of asked her to be my gf instead

Finally, he sent me an email.

Good news I hope?

kys then, it's the only way :-DD

Gb2reddit

jesus fuck you are a horrible person

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You're welcome

perfect way of telling if someone is underage

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failed abortion

I thought DXM was in most cough medicines and drinking pure DXM cough medicine gets you fucked up