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You mean Super. Also he said "SHUT UP CRIME!!"

pretty tame by the standards of this fandom.

Hobo with a Shotgun is hilarious

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Hey look, it's Georgia, HI GEORGIA!
Let's see if I have work today.

That's one of the seven signs of the apocalypse

Maybe it's because I can't stand Big Mac

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Howdy natsoc!
How are you?
I hear you are a one man slut now

Looks like I'm having work today.

reporting in

I said I would be back in an hour to an hour and a half. It has been three hours and here I am.

It's ok Rosey, I'm probably going to be rather busy tonight trying out the new 1080gtx I just picked up :3

Yeah, that's it!

…. how…. why?

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heh. alright.
this is too complex for me right now.

he's not so bad.

well i'm not.
got food poisoning or something. it was a rough night.

Reece went to bed as I arrived ~20 minutes ago

It's fine Rosey~
Whatchya up to?

That I am, I love Skye~
I'm still flirtatious and I'll post pics if asked.
Skye still shows me off afterall~

well that sucks.
you right?

But it's like 11 AM for him.

Watching this beautiful movie, high.

How about you? Feeling alright tonight?

Man, it's about 6:30 here. We're all over the place, but we're still friends! Yay!

Not bed, my mistake

Yeah, I'm feeling much better currently truth be told.

yep

Nice

When do you finish Fleur?

Very good. Glad to hear it.

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i'm fine now.
except i just slept for 8 hours or so, and it's 6am.
this like when farmers get up for work.

AM or PM? It's 3:30 AM here.

So how're you?

nice name btw

Yeah, I managed to get all my issues sorted, or at least in a position to be sorted.
So it's a huge weight off my mind.

Haha, welcome to my life~

How's your new bench press going?

Well
Mostly focusing on getting in the best shape I can and work. It's a little hard at the moment because it's so cold. It's not ideal workout weather.

this image for you

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I like the current weather, nice and cool~

Noice.

Can't one enjoy both? At the same time?

why am i so horny all of a sudden?

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Great

Not when I'm trying to do a jog at 7am

I am too and I need to go to bed soon….

Probably around 3 PM here; it's not for certain.

It's AM right now.

Thanks! It's my OCs first and last name put together, actually. You new? Haven't seen you before.

What was the damage in its acquisition?

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i'm just glad i have an iron clad immune system from years of living in squalor.

???

Why wouldn't you be?

I don't see the problem?

Coolio

yes, of course

im a bit more horny than usual and i might lose control

My knuckles and lips dry out and crack and bleed everywhere.

Fair enough.
Hope it's a good day for you at any rate

Lol, I don't believe that Smokestack, you're no monkey … although your neighbours are…

cost, how much did it cost kek, sorry :P

It's in relation to your rarara-rape picture

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oooh, $350 for the bench and $200 for the Olympic bar and some weight.

There wasn't any rape, it was a severe case of user being a cuck. I feel like a twelve year old using that word but it's the most fitting for the situation.

You could place a touch of oil on your knuckles just enough to protect them, like, a small dab of Vaseline or I guess olive oil/coconut oil/vitamin e gel might work, and some sort of lip balm or gloss or whatever.

That's actually really reasonable.

Why?
Wasn't the point that user was being forced into it?

You should get a dildo~

You should get ChapStick…
And wear gloves.

yes i need a dildo.

yesterday my neighbors had some kind of domestic dispute. the mother, who is white trash, came out of the house screaming about "that nigger put his hands on me" loud enough that the entire neighborhood could hear it. then 3 of her 6 kids started crying.

i just want to work on my cars in peace. jesus christ these people are insane.

Hahahahaha, good one Smokey :P

OR the weather could change

Yep

No, the point is that user is so desperate for rarity's love that he will let her have orgies at his house while he knows deep down she is using him. In other words, a cuckold.

I don't need a dildo!

but more than anything i need a boyfriend or someone who can just fuck me

If you're willing to wait another 6 months I'm sure it will accommodate you :P

I clearly didn't read it right then.
Rarity wouldn't do that though.

I'd lend you my penis if you weren't hundreds of miles away from me.

No, he was just being a doormat so they could have an orgy in his house. He chose to watch.

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checked

It will or I'll kill it.

Tell that to spike

they've lived there for months and have only spoken to me maybe 2 times, so i guess i shouldn't complain. also their dog ended up liking me. it's always good to have another lookout hound. especially one i don't have to feed.

… can I gut the person who wrote that story?
seriously?

Spikes just infatuated.

That's true

It wasn't a walk in the park for me either, but I have read subjectively worse

hmm yeah your penis would be fine~

Man I don't know.
I'm not the most emotioanlyl stable currently.
The image of something innocent being destroyed as such is upsetting kek

Something on your mind slugger? You know, besides the quint get?

Don't make excuses for his scaly ass.
He needs to get a good waifu
Like braeburn

seven is my favorite number and all that

Do it~!

Mizzy does

That works too

Nothing especially egregious… just, a few things happened recently that were very stressful, and they pushed my limits very far.
It's mostly resolved now though, and I'm starting to feel better, so that's a good thing.

Wouldn't that be a husbando?
Besides, he's a child!
He's allowed to like the pretty girl if he wants :P

Isn't there some lurker who has seven in his name and posts edits with >7 or some shit?

Anything if it means that they stop the spike/starlight shipping.

Hang in there, but not in the gallow way

yes

I know, I was being silly

That doesn't fit the joke and is also a stupid term.

He's also a cartoon dragon

No he isn't, only I get to decide who gets to love who! I am a god!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=6i3NzZYswFc

:^)

Who?

But I have so many good gallows pictures!

Waifu is equally disgusting :P

cartoon baby dragon :P

But not the God ;)

Then who really deserves the get?

You're gonna make her cry

They don't sell many motivational messages

Please post more cute Starlight.

Pfft, motivational, what's more motivational than facing death head on?

You're a top so you don't

You'll trigger the weaboos if you keep talking shit like that!

Now is not a good time to mention my membership to NAMBLA……

:/

Oh, communist pony

Yes, but I'm also lonely…..

i need a dress and nail polish and lipstick with my dildo ;3

I'm an Australian, I love to trigger and troll :3

Kek

Just a bad pun, never mind :P

I'll try my best but I don't have many tbh fam

People banding together and holding hands?

You have seen season 6, right?

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Then by all means continue

I haven't watched the show in a year.
Last time I watched it was with my ex. I'm only a couple of months from being single for over a year…

I would also have accepted sex.

*boops*

I will~

Find a boyfriend, meet mizzy?

I bought new nail polish and lipstick recently myself.

How're you taking it?

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Found this on the interbutts:

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yea why does a chastity belt sound good have i lost my mind? ugh nevermind i just love being horny for some reason but i dont know about being hooked up like this

where's the get?

no

steven universe sucks.

Yes.

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*boops back*

check'd

Constant horniness is a great high~

this is what the get should have been.
you blew it scotch.

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yes i love edging myself to get hornier ;3

Who?

Mostly well

Where do you even find these?

It's all over now

I'm going to bed now
Good night everyone~♥

indeed.

Man do I steal gets with the worst shit, I am a mixture of proud and ashamed

I dedicate this one to Liz

Oh you cheeky m8

It doesn't beat the first nineteen years of my life

good night

/r/tumblrinaction

I don't always go to reddit, but when I do, it's to laugh at SJWs. Other things I found: #BLAXIT. You have one guess as to what that is.

Sweet dreams Gae~

♥

:3

At least it wasn't that huge get that the drawfag stole

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yeah. i'm just biased because of my opinion that steven universe sucks.

So whatchya up to scotch

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fuck ive lost my mind brb

You don't need a get to confirm that silly! I think everyone here unanimously agrees on that already besides smuglord

Getting ready to play the second Half Life expansion so I can move on to Half Life 2. I don't know if you've played it before but it's mind numbingly long

topdeckchocolate.jpg

hope you find it again!

It is super long isn't it?
But it's really great haha.

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im back

got your mind fixed?

I've played three actual real time days, and I hear the second is long as fuck too. But it is still a really good game that makes me feel smarter for figuring out the puzzles. I don't think I have ever come across a 10/10 game, but that one is a solid 8/10

that was quick. was it the sexual kind of out of cotnrol? :P

mostly.

yeah i didnt release tho so the ecstacy is overwhelming me ;3

Same!
Well, usually, the cage does make it easier.

Miracle, night Gae, sweet dreams bro

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So whatchya up to?

Haha, There's a few 10's out there, you just can't be unfairly harsh

;3

i just love the ecstacy of not having release i dont know i just love that horny feeling ;3

Me too~
You need to get laid though

yes i want to get laid really badly but im really shy

I need to hold it to a high standard, I play a lot of games of a lot of types. When I think of 10/10 I think of a game I can get completely immersed in and it keeps me coming back and in the state I'm in right now I'm no sure that's possible but I'll know it when I see it. What are your 10/10s?

Halo: Combat Evolved
Homeworld
F.E.A.R
There are others I'm sure.

Meet Gae?
Flirt with him or something, he needs someone to fuck and is lonely
Or just check Craigslist

Actually, I do have one 10/10 I can think of

Hire a prostitute

i mean ill talk to him but i wont force it ill just let it happen IF it happends also im never going as low as craigslist

nah im a sub

I'll ask you about it tomorrow~
I'm gunna head to bed now though, have a good one Scotch.

hooroo Holla Forumsread

guess who

Wow, even the people in Australia went to bed before me, I guess I'll go too

Yeah there are weirdos on there, anyway, gonna shower, brb

gonna go to sleep im exhausted goodnight

fuck it im going back to bed

Am back!
I love showers

Degenerate vermin.

Wow
OK
Rood

Hello everyone! Who is still here? :o

youtube.com/watch?v=pq11Go7nUMw

Hello!
What's with the cringe video?

just thought it would go well with a cringe thread

Who you calling a cringe thread?

checkt

Trips!

So, it's just you and me then?

Oh, there is a Nat too!

apparently i'm back too tbh

Yes, how're you Wez?

Hey Reecie~

welcome back Reecey! How's your day been so far?

Pretty good! The power got knocked out for a minute in the middle of the night and it reset my alarm clock, so i woke up 2 hours later than i'd originally planned. Meh

How's you?

hellooooo

cold and boring thanks, probably going to have go back out again in like a couple of hours

Got anything planed?

Playing D&D as a Cleric of the Murdercube

Heeeey~

I have to sleep now.

Cool! I wanna play D&D too, but we don't really have any groups here

Good night ruby!

good night

good day

Heya Azzy! How's you?

Raptor tried to run pathfinder once.

Raptor DMing? That sounds rad! I want in on that

not really, just forgot that I had to get something done when I was out earlier is all…..

how's yooooou

nights ruby-ruby

I was an even bard, not sure what happened.

I'm goooood, you?

What was the story / setting for your campaign? Raiding Skye's bumhole?

i'm well

just trying to get comfy on my sofa is all

No, I'm the bottom in that relationship.
I think there was a plague and we were looking for ingredients so someone could make a cure.

Get snug~

Good to hear! Any plans for the day?

uh huh uh huh!

I'm snug too!

hehe oh really? what are you under? or maybe… what are you wearing?

That's a pretty good setting! And i guess i'm sorta more sub in my relationship too :p

Blanket
And panties

cute

editing the plans for the rest of the night in fact

Cool, what changes are you making?

Pokemon Go has surpassed porn searches.
PORN

I like being Skye's bitch~
T was a good setting too

Thanks!

wow

Woah. I mean, there is probably some in common with both

I'm sure you do :3
Though i wouldn't exactly call myself anyone's bitch

are you the trousers man with Pia?

Well I do like his weight on top of me and his cock inside me…~

see

That is kinda nice yeah~

oh i see…

there's 3 submarines in the bread right now then

It's amazing~
He bites my neck and pulls my hair too~

and a switchboard operator

I mean, i don't mind or have a preference either way, i just like to see my partner happy.
Be it top or bot.

You're a bit of a show off, aren't you?

Don't do anything stupid with that

Yeah, sorry

Don't worry, i'm alright with it ^^

I love him~

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So how're you?

Just having a bite to eat. I'll head to the gym in about an hour or so. You?

Killing kobolds and drinking vodka

Leave the cute kobolds alone :c

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They have a bounty, so they aren't innocent.
Besides I need the money to buy potatoes to make vodka.

oooh look its a tiny reeceypet!

hey how do?

purdy good, havin me some breakfast! have you been a good boy today?

oui.

had a busy morning tho.

oh whatd you get up to? hope youre keeping cool and hydrated

Good morning

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hey hey!

also hey

just life stuff i suppose, was pretty cold

vimeo.com/166807261

well thats good then! got all your little chores out of the way so now you can just funpost with us?

something like that, sure….

How does it feel being a Bernout? Your favourite candidate has now endorsed Satan in the flesh.

Hiya~

feels bad man… now i gotta vote for Trump

soup?

contemplating existence

existence is pretty fucked

this is why i poniponi

How about those no refunds on any shekels you gave Sanders which are now Shillary's?

Holy shiiieeeeeet my iphone has siri I almost forgot, and it comes with an australian accent lmfao just LOL

for poni!

to be fair, Shillary was going to steal my shekels somehow regardless.

aus accents are sexy

That pic hella cute

I think they're pretty lulzy tbh

I just set siri to speak in a male Australian accent, this is very amusing

what should I ask them

Good day, horsefuckers! Apparently, vodka gives me amazing dreams.

tiiiaaaaaaaaaaa dreams?

hey

Not if she loses, you might get martial law and Obama will give her the presidency anyway before then though.

Vodka the best

Siri just told me I have no friends when I asked it to devide by zero…

the fuck, fucking salty fucking shit

All sorts of dreams!

It's pretty fucking good. I had vodka that tasted like donuts last night.

Hey, Reeceypoo, you wanna go on rabbit and watch more of that show?
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

OLD MEME
KYS

you first

sure, it's cool that you like it!

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lmfao siri gets mad if I say "hey cortana"

How?

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i.imgur.com/Z6yPlFc.jpg

I love my life💞

I have arranged the sacred bloodstones in a circle, lined with salt and brimstone. I have on my ceremonial robes so now I may begin the necessary incantations by way of gyrating and chanting. If any demonic solicitors appear at this point, they are to be ignored as I don't want any satanic vacuum cleaners at the moment thank you very much. Soon enough, however, the demonic auras will be properly aligned and all will be well. At this point I can remove my robe, head to the toilet, and jerk off.

Sounds like quite the ritual to to through to jerk off

I would have assumed a long distance relationship would be somewhat annoying. I guess separation and solitude could be something worth bragging when you have nothing else going in life.

Would you like to join me later tonight?

The plan is to move me up there, he visited this year and is doing so again later in the year.
Anyway it's 2:30 in the morning, night everyone, nice trips anonymous weirdo.

I already have plans with Pia, but thanks for the offer :3

night night nat

gives tummy rubs

Your loss.

I'm sure Pia will help me get through the grieving process.

How you doing othetwise?

I want to give her tummy rubs

but reecey's tummy is real

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awww hug

she lives in yooooou

She lives in me!

I really like this iphone tbh

I think I'm going to buy a macbook

I want to cum inside her and call her mom.

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Skitty no!

you will die knowing only the fear of my diaper pony, smug lord

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But it's seriously really cool… siri is super helpful, I can access or launch whatever just by talking to it, edit settings, pull up info I need… dude…

Isn't apple stuff great?
fuck the haters

SUFFER

Think of the.children!

..yeah.. I'm being serious though I do really like this phone suddenly… the soundcloud music quality on it is awesome, phone is fast as fuck and I can't get over the ability to control things just by talking to siri, this will be very useful while driving around… I need to figure out if GPS works by voice commands, that will be exceptionally useful

Die Smuglord Die!

wat

I know you are serious, they make a fine product. And siri makes fine companion, she should easily be able to handle gps as long as you know the full address. Have you ever seen Rio Bravo?

Phones can do everything these days, its a crazy time to be alive.

Or he I guess, I don't know what voice you picked

Which user are you?

What could you possibly get out of an Apple laptop that you couldnt from a linux or windaz one?

I chose the male voice, I don't like the female one.. also gave chose the British accent because it's just hilarious, makes me feel more like James Bond while I listen to all my soundcloud synthwave. I haven't seen it but I've heard about it, I'm guessing it's probably based on my area or something, idunno.

siri

also my apple phone said it wants me to get one

I also asked him who's the best computer and said apple duh

I believe him, he's a pretty smart guy

saving this fluttercute

Excellent, now all you need is a DB5 and a tailored suit, also maybe a walther p99. It is a classic film, I bet you would hate it though.

yours

Lmao this guy

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The renters finally left so I have to do a cookout thing at the new house. I don't think I will be here for very long

Nooooo :c

When will you be back? It's thursday~~

No idea tbh
got this new weber ranch kettle and there is much to grill, and many drinks to mix and serve
you may have to wait until friday

Fancy grill!

And i could barely wait til today already

Can you jump on steam for a short chat anyway? Even if it's just a few mins c:

yeah.. those aren't my kind of movies

As I thought, plus you align more with bandit types than any John Wayne character.

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pet pet

hai

a sinverguenza like you needs a black hat
hasta luego

Not true..

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Hello officer CaNoN

Greetings Wez mobile, how goes your mobiling?

Testing iCloud….

I was at the gym. I'm doing pretty good though! How about you?

Doin good, had a presentation today with 3 other teammates, glad that's over with.. now I got finals next week!
what's funny is there's a course in which we never did a single exam the entire semester and we have absolutely no idea what's coming in the exam, instructor just told us "Multiple choice" and I'm wondering what sort of questions would she get us? general info or about steps in exercises we did.. oh well

How'd your presentation go?

And a bit late for finals, isn't it? We're done with those a month ago already.

I'm sure the exam will go fine, you're smart filly!

Why does searching pony not find this

Wow I can sync my pony folder to my iPhone lol so I can pmuch shot post while I drive as I'm doing now

Don't text and drive

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Not bad, we had exactly 12 slides we had to cover, I took 2, but one of them had 2 pages worth of speaking with some technicals and I couldn't get too technical cuz it's a business plan

this is the finals for our summer semester

hehe hope so!

cuz you touch yourself at night

Pshhhh

Huh, when do you start with your school semester if you finish this late?

And congratz on giving apple of your lewd pony pictures. Ask siri if she can dig up some more now, she knows what to look for

Your boyfriend was a cunt to Natsoc earlier.
Tell him to stop being a fucking tosser

I literally have no porn on my computer

is this you?

so pure and virginal
this is why i love your skittyhole

shilling intensifies

Skye is blindly attaching identities out of desperation to anonymous posters now. I smell someone losing their cool tbh

I'm surprised skye new insane conspiracy didn't involve me impersonating someone, being another tripfag or being anonymous triangulating shitposts with malicious intent as usual.

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Of course not, you moved it all to the cloud now :^)

I have no idea what you're talking about, and i'm not about to get involved.

Is there a reason we're suddenly not friends?
Youve done naught but badmout me all week

but where's the pokemon?

Because you were trying to convince people I was fucking TWIHAZE.

Can you point to where this happened?

You and reece seem really fucking paranoid over insignificant remarks or the lack thereof.
Consider taking the hehpill

He's talking about

They don't even know who it is and are just jumping to wild conclusions as per usual.

Gauf, i keep seeing you around sporadically. How come you don't post as often, and who are you even? :o

I made one incorrect assumption.

Im not playing atm, duhhh!

Oh, youve not been around much lately have you

what have i been paranoid about?

You're always being paranoid.

umm

Inb4 skitty admits hes actually ruby.
Both computer nerds, both no social skills.
Both never had sex, both gay furrys

Shocking revelations.

Don't have the that I once did.
See previous. Also, somedays I just lurk.
I've been asking myself and God that question since I was 15.

Weren't you convinced that Ruby or Raptor or somebody hated you a few days ago because he didn't say "hi" a few days ago?

So, Skye. Since you wrongly accused my Pia of being a dick to Nat, i think it's only fair i get to be a dick to you in return. To your ass specifically~

that defenseless, juicy, Skye ass

You're very good at these wild accusations. I'd wager your room is covered in news paper clippings strung together by red yarn wall to wall.

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i was making a joke Simpsons reference to Raptor. i know he doesn't hate me

I apologise.
From them asking to toss your salad, I'd incorrectly thought it to be your bf
Stay away from my ass. Even nat doesnt get that

You heard me.
I know you "aroo"

The more your mouth says no, the more your body says yes~

And i can fully make that happen for you. I know what you want, deep down

Just let it happen

Oh you were only pretending to be retarded. Thanks for clearing that up. I've done the same in the past and now I use le ironic smile faecs in my sarcastic posts

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i guess

Yawn

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neato

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That was not so bad.

got a yawn fetish?

i've just been yawning too, it's in the air i think

Must be catching!

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kobolds are a cute

Wow that's very rude

kobolds are only good for killing for bountys

i hope she doesn't use her mouth when she changes diapers filled with the brown stuff tbh

silly reecey, fluttershy doesnt have to change her own diapers, she's too cute for that. much like you!

see

mmkay

I'd change your diapers any day *wink*

brb

tru though

at what point do you think you realised that you're proof humanity needs culling?

youtube.com/watch?v=yorH02wHkSs

literally you and blewberry in a few months

So much this

hello Holla Forumsread

Hello. How are you mizzy?

heylo'

have fun earlier?

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nerdysergals

im fine just woke up yourself?

how're you doing?

wait you knew!?!?

Didnt answer my question sweetie~

Done with pretty much everything for the day, might watch a movie with Skittle and Darwin later.

Have about 5 hours to kill before Pia gets back

about to take a walk outside is all, thanks. you?

i think the guy in the rabbit suit has/had cancer, personally i've never had cancer

ok i had fun being horny and i mught be a little horny now

just woke up

He literally became the cancer. Is this what you want?

Justin posting furry is adorable.

chastity cages are fun yknow…

how did you know this!?!

Because you posted this in the thread for everyone to see?

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phonecall with my bf earlier~
see below

you might have been mentioned

youtube.com/watch?v=jEu7IIe_jI4
It's true

cute belly.

time for my 30 minute walk i think

how would i get cancer? running around in a fresh fallout zone or something?

Moshy moshy kawaii pony

derp

ok yes i like edging myself and yes i have been entertaining the thought of a chastity cage

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reece, when you say youre going for a walk, do you fap?

Well why wouldnt you get one!

i dont have a dominant

I dont see your point?

well… i guess i could get one later

this chat is too gay

dont get yourself into trouble mizzy

i meant after i move out kek anyways natsoc also reccomended me a dildo

by literally becoming a cancer itself

Hi Wez

Could you like, spoiler your images?

Only you and Solaire post unspoilered lewds, please be mindful of everyone else in here…

How's it going? :3

Natsoc is a silly boy who has VERY liberal family.
Sometimes he forgets not everyone is so lucky

moshydubs a fgt

Skye is the reason I really hope that one of these days FEMA just goes door to door abducting internet degenerates for their shiny new concentration camps

#TRUMP2016

Rude.

Stuck in bed, shit's gotten a bit worse, was hoping I'd heal up by tomorrow
And you you?

yeah but maybe after i move out i can get all of this settled or not idk for sure.

I am watching you~

i dont live in the usa

Nah

maybe when you move out, you'll find someone who makes it so you dont need a dildo~~~

Not a whole lot at the moment, day's essentially over here. Skittle Darwin and I might watch a movie later though

Also, cute pone :o

And i'm watching *you*

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blew doesnt
ruby doesnt
reece doesnt
azuriah doesnt
solaire doesnt

I used to, but everyone else behaved like a cunt, so now I do it too.

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RAAAAPTAAAARRR

maybe

Get your grubby hacker fingers off my laptop cam
*covers it up with tape*

n-not cute!
have fun then, what shall it be?

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think positive lil mira!

okay i will im just really really lewd right now

Sounds about right

Very cute pone. And it looks like Deadpool

I feel ya. Pia's away for 5 more hours.

G'day, how's it going?

lewd is always good!
go check out the chastity thread on cuteboys

yup
fuck everyone

See

Sorry, i'm just tired of writing it out for the 4th time this hour c:

This is correct. I'm starting with your ass, Skye. I suggest you lube up, else i'm going in dry

what you doing tonight wez?

Destroying your ass.

The new one? Neat
I'd watch, but still shit tier connection for another 10 days

ur getting fucked dry
nice dubs btw

I know that you are not American. I know that you live in fucking Britain. Do you actually believe FEMA will not go and locate you wherever you are in Britain and brings you here and imprison you here for using American fucking Internet? You stupid fucking scoundrel. This is America were talking about not fucking Britain. We will geographically locate you and quarantine you to our Federal prisons for being such an exceptional fucking degenerate

yea i just havnt got anyone for awhile i dont know.

maybe ill be back tho

so mad

Fair enough

Heya Miraclepet!

wez no

what why me im a top
pic related.
i own dat.
my butt is not for the fuckin

yes, i do
whut
what other location is there?
aww, thanks!

Skitty, do you know anyone who can sell me US Gilotrif?
I need a pharmacist with a wholesale dealers licence

sure.

do i put penis in there?

Awh, what's your internet speeds like? And yeah, the new one

Well, even when he's back, he'll still be half a planet away. Kinda sucks

So how are you doing, Australian shitposter extraordinaire ?

Good syke~

Penis goes in skye. Need a diagram?

you dont put your peener anywhere but in your undies or maybe a diaper, naughty pony!

im sure hed love you to do so!

even my boyfriend explained this to you.
youre a subby slut anyway

the thirst is so fucking real it hurts.
Is there a lack of people weird enough to interact with you in your own country?

I'm ok, just about to have cffee and maybe breakfast too

How long as Skye been this much of a faggot?

Always.

no

no

no not really, i play for realzies pretty regularly.

this tbh fam

Call me whatever you like, that ass is mine tonight.

Face it skye. Deep down in your butt, probably you always wanted this. I'm doing you a favor, really

Neat. Had a good sleep?

noooope

Wait, you're denying it?
Tell me you're joking.

what, im not gay

He is not a faggot; he simply likes men.

Skye does nothing but be a dick to people and insist that he's not gay. those are his two purposes in bread.

Yeah, was ok

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i wonder who wants it in their butt moar, Skye or Skitty?

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Good to hear! Have work today? Or any other plans?

See pic and >>5978985

No, im not a dick to people.
im only a dick to animals like you

nah

says you

I dont understand your point…?

trips

again!

gj

See, at least i have the balls to admit that me dating a guy is gay, so i don't hide the fact i'm bi.
You're too much of a faggot to even admit that, because you're so deep inside the closet you make Nat's butthole jealous

poor skye. so angry. so lonely. even smuglord looks down on you.

2mbps. it's bad during the evening especially, but not long to go now

Jesus, don't you live in Austria or something? Even we have fiber!
I'd go mad on such slow internet.

Wezdor confirmed for Scotland Yard

got dangit boi work with me

Are you actually dating Tirk?

im back probably going to play vidya

Sky when I'm trying to say is that your lack of courtesy for the people around you is very offensive I understand that you are the majority of the time overwhelmed with feelings of Homo lust and it compels you to spam these pornographic images that nobody else but pervert Reece wants to really be exposed to but you feel the need to place them in front of everyone's face for everyone to watch with no clear option to avoid you could at least spoiler these things but you don't you do this intentionally flaunting these images so that people cannot avoid them. you are a degenerate scoundrel of the utmost highest order. you're like the old bronies who would run around spamming pony images triggering people causing that massive hate that people have for them back on 4chan. You're a cancerous fucking baboon

Nah, i'm just a sniper, trained in gorilla shitposting, with over 300 confirmed >gets

Where on earth did you get that idea from?

Have fun miracle, come by anytime!

/blocked for being closed minded

im on top.
that makes me straight, nothing goes in my ass

/hug

UK. They've only just turned on the fibre cab this month and I'm waiting for the migration to the new service, they said it would take 3 weeks

Kill yourself my man

/hug
salty whore

You're the one who refuses to accept you're gay

Now i know you're trolling

More Britbongs! London area? If so, i'm buying you a drink next time i'm staying over at my guild leader's place

pwned.

you are a magnifcent fun poster, Wez. one day when I'm gone I hope you'll take my place

sshh

wez is cool, youre not.
please die already, hes already surpassed you

Well it appears as though this is the kind of language that you can understand otherwise you just continue to spam your offensive imagery regardless. people can ask you nicely and you will not pay attention so maybe if people talk to you in a disparaging manner then maybe it might get through to your fucking head

Dear god i hope not. Diapers are a horrible thing

Don't you shhh me

Work later today, but I'm good for now

you havent seen my dreams wez, youre still sane~

i thought you blocked him. lol. if only you could get your boipussy reamed proper I bet you'd settle down a lot.

well I meant in shitposting, but you could do that too sure.

Hey hey!

hello

Further out by the sticks, although there are a few decent pubs around the county.

I don't know any other guy you'd be dating. I guess it's someone from IRL.

Dohohohoho
That slaps me on the knee

Kek.
G'day you two, how's it going?

of course i didnt you retarded shitflinger

~

Absolutely chilling commentary to be quite honest family

You have the most quality Luna, Rap

Oh, i've seen your dreams. My only regret is that no dick in the world is as big as the one you want in your ass

Already on that, scroll up the thread

Oh.

Neato. I'll give you a ping next time im in Britain anyway

If you're not in the threads enough to know who my bf is, then there is no reason for you to know anyway. But it's not tirk, we just have a bromance thing going. No homo.

emails?

purdy good, got Skye AND Smug here. if only i could harness the rustling of so many jimmies.

shhhh you know whatd be good to soak up all your salty tears?

just sipping on diet pepsi and wondering what I should do tonight is all

how's you?

Being you is the zenith of faggotry

for some reason, spelling out family make me laugh like stupid

loser

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We'll see.

I should bed, cya round

I seriously hope you're not on ironically sipping on a diet fucking Pepsi who the fuck does that who the fuck just goes outside and goes to the store and buys them so if a diet fucking soda what in the hell is the matter with you what is the point of drinking a diet fucking soda either you drink soda don't drink any at all

Good night moshy! have nice dreams

Please, with the shit you post, you're more gay than Fleur.

It's the snake isn't it?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

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He posts Steven Universe, so a myriad things, presumably.

Thanks :P
But I can't take credit, it all came from other Holla Forumsreaders.
Azzy, Canon, Silence, starshine and others

Kek, nice nice

Do ruby

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You post it, you get credit. Simple as that

I don't know why that text was in there, but I'm fine with it.

Haha!

I need to help somebody quickly tell me how tall are penguins I'm not sure if I've just run over a nun

Stop making me agree with you. Diet pepsi is drank only by fat people.

You guys crack me up

reddit jokes are lame

they're usually between 5 and 6 feet

is joke, friendo

Why is everyone so triggered by Steven? He's a great protagonist to a great show.

Justin, you are barred from making jokes for 24 hours.

I thought it was pretty funny sky

how do i know when i've been tangoed tho?

diet tastes a lot sweater, i have a giant sweet tooth

Yeah, this is Justin Case

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fjsda;hksfb;idpsfg7yu3p;fi;cUD;'

yes, diet DOES taste like a sweater. mainly because i think they literally grind up sweaters and use them for sweeteners.

Screw you Darwin you're not my mom you can't make me fold my socks fuck you i'm not folding my underwear either stay out of my fucking life you're embarrassing me

Only the last one was corREKT

Did i make that joke Justin Time?

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Remove Wezdor

you KNOW when youve been tangoed

ommy!

Kek, how's it going?

Do not wear your socks.

Mercy.

Wrong.

Laugh my fucking ass off just LOL

Is nacon around?

Calm down, Skitty.

You're the one who got me into this show in the first place

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I'm putting them on as we speak

It was certainly not me.

D:

I am 200% call him right now

Hey, fuck you too buddy i'm not Kebab

Yeah, you're right. These kind of shitty puns work Justin Movies

Pokemon candy

Well it appears as though my iPhone's speech to text functionality is not as accurate as I would've hoped so what an unfortunate typo

Oh, my bad. Thought you were Ommadon.

oh no, you gay, we all know it!

He would be nauseated by the confusion.

I wonder whatever happened to that guy.i'd wager that he has been utterly absorbed by ark survival evolved

would you tango with me?

My guess is that he drunk himself to death.

i could be convinced.
it takes two though.
say, whend you last check your emails?

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I would tango with you just me you and my 357 magnum pressed against your chest While acoustic Mexican music fills the air around us

If not for the diaper, that pic would be hot. What a waste.

Sounds like a scene out of a Robert Rodriguez film.

Shut up

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Yes I saw this coming a mile away

Did you see it when you passed by in your van?

Which one in particular

Why would you say something so hurtful D:

Desperado.

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dat pony pic tho

Wha'ts up?

What about it?

Pony posting. You?

It is very creepy

buying a new phone

Well… I'm going to go to the store in a bit… What should I get?

Flavored condoms.

Which one you getting?

bread for the Holla Forumsread

lube and furry porn

New friends

I whimped out and got the s7

…

I'm actually going for bread so that was already on the list.

Unfortunately they do not sell furryporn at my local store.

But I already like the ones I have

we could all say an ingredient and then you have to make a meal with whatever you get

I'm not ready to pass away just yet.

buy the mexican kind.

I'll do the meat, Wez is veg, Rap is starch, and reeceypet is the wild card item

my meat is………….. ostrich

They are pretty good.

Kek :P

I'm joking Skittish.
Go, BE FREE!

Im so proud of you reecey. Good boy! *tummy rubs*

.. lol it is.. I'm going to buy a bit of pan dulce.

Still a good phone!

Buy a taco

skooma!

Kitty!

Did you perceive that as offensive somehow?

Meh… I'm not in the mood for tacos.

{insert no comment}

hey wez. whatcha doin'?

You noted my concupiscence.

wat

i kinda figured you would on account of youre a self hating mexican

How about a new sombrero? And don't go cheap, get a fancy one

Ponyposting. You?

I should have posted pic related, i regret it now

wose

Poor performance, onii-chan.

skooma has been outlawed by the empire.
we must fight for its legalization!

shitposting.

skye.

Yes, i know

Neat

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that was a pretty funny thing to hear from discord the other day

try to be more original next time

I'm going to the food store not justin boots you faggot

hey rap. what's good?

Those eyes unsettle me

Get mayonnaise and ketchup

i frequently ask you to post pictures of your anus, and have deified your rectum all over bread, and thats just for fun. do you really think i have any shame?

Heya Rosey~
I'm good :3
I'm really struggling though, there are literally like, a million games I haven't played while waiting for the 1080 gtx and now that it's hear I dunno where to stat D:

Nightmare inducing?

Yes.

And play planetside and nothing else, that's what i do

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both of those are gross

Justin only uses salsa y jalapeños.

morrowind is the obvious choice.

I've never had a jalapeno before.. nor tried salsa…

Do it anyway and get a proper taste

Madness

I can't imagine the pain using jalapeno salsa as anal lube would induce

Kek, true :P

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HERESY!

chili relenos por favor!
also, salsa's not that great, but pico de gallo is based

Mayonnaise is disgusting but ketchup is ok with fries… not on anything else…

reminds me of a friend who eats popcorn with mustard…

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Sparta

I'm trying to log at least over 100 hours on it. it's going to take all my attention span.

… I don't like the way they look or smell..

what chili peppers do you eat? habanero? guajillo? anaheim? hungarian wax? thai birdseye? scotch bonnet? serrano?

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None, I don't like spicy things.

ah, youd just stick to poblanos and bell peppers. thats cool.

Remove your being from existence.

i just drank a full pot of coffee i holy shit i feel alive

How fucking hardcore.

Fuck coffee

thats not good for you, miracle.

Fuck you.

tea>>>coffee

I don't do caffeine. I don't drink coffee, tea, any soft drinks, nor alcohol.

to each their own.

your opinion

i kind of dont care

reece knows whats up

And he likes Steven Universe.

oh yeah. gotta watch out for that caffeinated alcohol.

AND STEVEN!

i kno rite? that shows so lame they dont even make diaper porn of it for me to torture him with. Ive looked, like, a lot.

Whoever is in charge of declaring which shows are worthy of the diaper porn honor is quite the aesthete, then.

nobody willingly likes the taste of tar and cardboard

I'm gonna go nap for 3 hours. One of you ponyposters wake me up on steam if Pia is back before then

France just got ISIS'd. Nice.

i think its more just that the show is somehow too autistic for diaper porn people to want to fap to it… or perhaps just too ugly. its hard to be turned on by large round blobs of sadness

The latter is what I intimated in my post.

For you.

So a couple of friends of mine just showed up to my house and I've been informed by them that there is going to be a black lives matter protest in one of the local satellite cities in my area and I have been invited to attend one of these should I go

This is supposedly going to take place on Saturday and I will be attending the counter protest with one of the Militias from the local area

No.

well i guess if thats what youre into…

why is there counter protesting against black lives matter? "hurr durr shoot more black people AH LUVE MUH GUNS AND FREEDUMBS"

So wait, they invited you to be in the BLM protest? Good luck.

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eventually me and skitty are going to end up on opposite sides of a picket line

And you will battle him to the death.

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I was behaving irrationally. Forgive me, master.

Im confident I'll win, but I wouldnt want to hurt skitty, it might damage the skittyhole

I didn't even know there were enough black people around here to make a protest but apparantly they are, they showed them to me on facebook and stuff.. I also asked my grandpa what he thought and said I would be stupid to go.. I guess I wont.

It just seems interesting.

black lives matter isnt only black people.

SKITTY VS BERRY
FIGHT

The only interesting possibility is you becoming part of a liveleak video.

There's quite a lot of srsly racist people here who don't like the black lives matter thing. A few of my friends are going to be attending the anti protest armed and crap, it's pretty funny. I figured I'd go just to take pictures.

I wouldn't get 10 miles near him.

lol..

HADOUKEN!

yeah you should sit that one out Skitters. Also love how the armed counterprotesters in Dallas pissed themselves and ran as soon as the shooting started. some militiamen….

I didn't hear about that. Link?

I don't blame you

plus he's probably kick my ass, fucking steroid diaper freak

Pussy.

Naaaaaah, you could take him. Bring your 8 ball.

FUKU

:stopmean:

i dont have the footage of them running, and some of the armed people were BLM, but some were counterprotsters, ive heard around 20 of them
reuters.com/article/us-usa-police-protests-idUSKCN0ZQ0V8

i wouldnt want to get near you, but i;'d totally protest fight skitty.

diaper steroids FTW!

:ufirst: