Kissless Virgins

Why haven't you kissed a girl yet, Holla Forums?

I have, because I'm not elliot fucking rodger.

It's okay, user. You don't have to lie. Plenty of other people here are kissless virgin faggots. You're in good company.

Kissing I did, it's the "fucking" part that escapes me to this day

Sure you have, buddy

because its disgusting. Everything about sex with 3dpd is disgusting.

When you're sexually aroused, your tolerance for disgusting shit goes up. That's why people like footfags exist, for example.

You obviously don't know that though.

Are you retarded? Was I talking about your sexual preference nigger? I think its nasty, and that's why I haven't done it.

Go back to kindergarten and learn how to read, faggot. I didn't mention anything about my sexual preferences.

My point is, if you were with a "3D" girl and you were horny, you would probably get over your fag-tier thoughts of "ewwww…this is nastyyyy!"

Weaboo are the scum of the earth. KYS

nah m8, I've had my opportunities. Not into it.

But I have.

You probably just like big fat cock in your ass then. Tried that?

Prove it, virgin.

I have kiss shitload of girls, getting laid is tough.

I have
at some stupid birthday party when I was 12 years old
that does count right

I don't understand the appeal of kissing.

"Let me put my filthy food hole on your filthy food hole."

What is the appeal?

because i don't want kiss anyone

Well I had sex several times but never kissed.
Why would I?
Everything before sex is just hard, wasteful work anyway.

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Anal is also disgusting. Sex is gross.

Because I have never met someone with whom I have shared a mutual connection. At close to 23, I am becoming ever more certain that I will never find her, and I will become a homely wizard.

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It's ok user. When you turn 23 you give up altogether.

I'm fairly certain I've kissed and even had sex before, but I don't seem to remember that well.

around 2 years after graduating, I had 4 women greet me at my local mall and ask to catch up, all of them I apparently was in a relationship with at some point. The thing is I had no idea who any of them were

Cause they all led me on and I figured out it was a waste of my time. Waifus are easier

Because not one person I've met has been worth it, and the number that have which I can count on precisely one hand were either not interested in me or backstabbers, or in one case, a combination thereof.

immunological system test and boost

I'll make a hell of a wizard one day, I'll have a staff and a long beard and everything

Because I'm a worthless piece of shit

Found the dumbass who doesn't brush his teeth.